2023
04
May
If the asshole is the window to the soul, then the thong is the pretty shitty garbage bag I have taped onto my window because I can’t afford blinds and I am hungover and tired of the daylight ruining my fucking life….it doesn’t get the coverage I need, but every once in a while I get to flash the person across the street my balls which makes up for all the times the garbage bag taped to my window has failed me.
If you know what I mean…
Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong
2023
04
May
You gotta give it to mom Em Rata as she preps for Mother’s Day because she’s a mom, by being rumored to have 12 different boyfriends since her divorce, seeking out the ultimate Stepdad for her number 1 priority……
But yeah, you gotta give it to her for being a not so hot girl, that had a set of hot tits, that she managed to turn into an empire….thanks to social media…
There are a lot of hot girls and hot tits out there, but none have been able to do it quite as well as Em Rata…they all probably want to be Em Rata, but no one has pulled it off…and that’s saying something…I’m not sure what….
What you’d assume should be an OnlyFans model begging for subscribers, does fashion shoots, that are a little on the gutter and not so fashionable side, like this one of her grabbing tits, but despite being a 30 year old mom, people are still into and excited by her, and with a bird face and a terrible public persona of being a miserable feminist who hates men and the people who helped her become what she is…you know the kind of person you’d think no one would want anything to do with despite the fans…she still matters.
I respect that and not just because she’s got her awesome tits in a handbra, but it helps…
Posted in:Em Rat Cow
2023
04
May
Rachel Bilson or Summer from the OC, which is basically where we all fell in love with her, since that show was arguably the best thing on TV, a timeless classic, and I’ve even revisited it and Bilson is as hot as I remember and the show as relevant and worth watching as it was back then.
Sure, I used the intel from the show to connect with college girls where I would drink for cheap and try to fuck….but it was still a great show….
Anyway, I read an article, barely, I don’t know how to read….call 1-800-ABCDEFG or some shit….but IT WORKED FOR ME…..and in said article, Summer who is not 45 said she didn’t cum since she was 38, which is fucking weird…..but all girls who have sex with me don’t cum, THE DRYNESS CAUSES FRICTION SO I CAN FEEL…..so I get how that can happen, even though girls who do cum don’t really understand why you’d have sex if you can’t cum, and really what’s wrong with you psychologically if you don’t know how to cum, not even from jerking your clit of like you’re trying to get a spider off your leg….or like you have parkinsons or epilepsy…you know with panic and vigor….
Anyway…she went onto say she likes being fucked missionary, because she’s lazy and likes dudes doing all the work, but she packaged it as “I like being fucking manhandled”….my god Summer, menopause has got you racy…..then she said she likes being on top, now that she knows how to cum, that’s how she does it…and her least favorite is doggy, because the big dicks she fucks, she’s Summer, why would she fuck Small dicks….HURT….and not in a HURT SO GOOD way…
All this to say, this intel would be far more exciting 20 fucking year ago…..
Posted in:Rachel Bilson
2023
04
May
Not all titty drops are created equally, obviously….but in a world of no winners and no losers…with a generation of people getting A for Effort and participation awards…the real winner is you…and me…because we get to watch a bunch of girls pull out their tits in some theatrical, dramatic, over the top game….it’s like why just pull out the tit, when you can do it in slow motion while making it bounce….for artistic integrity or some shit.
The point is that I think most things should have a winner and loser, as a loser in life, you have to get familiarized with not everything being COMMUNIST and equal…but when it comes to pulling tit out, even the shit tits are fun to watch, sometimes for fun than the hot tit….so here are TITTY DROPS..
Posted in:Titty Drop
2023
04
May
Maria Menounos is more exciting when she’s on the beach with her pussy hanging out, I talk about it often, it’s really my only Maria Menounos story and it was one I ran with for a decade of Maria Menounos posts…a little “She’s Greek and Does Anal, so that’s probably a virgin pussy and the reason she has to get a surrogate to have a baby”….
Apparently, it’s frowned upon when you make fun of a woman using another woman to have her baby, despite GOD not wanting her to have a baby, and that freak Eugenics shit being totally unethical to some of the believers out there…..but at least it won’t ruin that pussy her asshole has been protecting all these years…
Anyway, she is promoting some shit and revealed that along with her brain tumor she had removed in 2017 that I totally forgot about, because I am also a lobotomized retard….she’s now got Type 1 Diabetes that turned into Stage 2 Pancreatic cancer, which as far as I know, is a death sentence if it’s really pancreatic cancer, just ask Steve Jobs….
I don’t see it ending well, but I’m not a doctor….but she is touring the story for clicks, so it can’t be that bad…..
Posted in:Maria Menounos
2023
04
May
I know that when I look at the hybrid human that is Kylie Jenner, I get freaked the fuck out and can’t really figure out if I am looking at a mutated sex doll that you find broken down in the dumpster outside a swingers club, only with better hair and make-up and more expensive clothing on.
What I am saying is that she’s so fucking fake that she’s reminded me why we have no hope as a society, because if a fake, empty pile of silicon tries to sell you bullshit make-up, you’d hope we as a people would reject it and not make them billionaires…
I don’t find her hot, but she does have big tits in a bar, because being a mom may have made them sloppy, but the rest of her is typically sloppy, just stapled back on in ways that make it look like it’s not, so that’s probably why she’s not walking tit out like her sister…
Clearly, their losing their celebrity, because they are all trying so fucking hard to get seen….and I’ll still look at the tit, in bra or out of bra, because that’s about the only value they provide, even if it’s not hot, it’s better than most moms I see in the world because it’s got an image to maintain and hasn’t fully given up yet…
Posted in:Kylie Jenner
2023
04
May
Halle Berry posted what I assume is a 30 year old picture of herself, because black may not crack, but it sure cracks more than that.
It is the era of AI, Filters, Fillers, Stem Cells…..so it could be her trying to pass off a current picture of her…..or maybe this is an AI generated image of her, or an art piece from a creepy fan that doesn’t include her taking dick like the Hentai fantasy he has for her….he’s an artist, what do you expect…
Halle Berry may be a bit of a scam, she may be a race baiter with every black role she takes on, not because she’s not black ethnically, but because she was raised in a suburban white home, but she’s got rockin’ tits, so she can polarize and position herself anyway she wants, ideally in throwback never before seen pics of those tits and maybe a few in the doggy position looking back…because who gives a fuck about Halle Berry now..
Here she is now, looking like a dyke waiting outside the sperm bank for donors to take to the back alley for her own load to make babies with, even though she has no eggs left to fertilize because she’s old….
Posted in:Halle Berry
2023
04
May
Summer may be coming and the chemtrails may be blocking out the sun, but the good news is that where there is a will there is a way…
When it comes to being hot, slutty, desirable, highlighting the WHERE TO LICK spots with TANLINES….there’s always a way..
It’s competitive world out there for girls getting nude on the internet, it’s a matter of constantly leveling up….
So here are some girls, bringing summer vibes even when you don’t even need summer to have these vibes, thanks to the power of a tanline fetish creating beauty products to emulate a tan line…..it’s probably a billion dollar industry…you naughty naughty girls…
Posted in:Tanlines
2023
04
May
Deep Stretch
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Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!
2023
03
May
I may hate technology. I may think the internet brings out the worst in people, but I always thought people were the fucking worst, so seeing that they are worse than I thought because of the internet is saying a lot for how shit it is…but the worst thing about the internet is that it is a huge distraction from perving on girls in person….the way nature intended…because it gives us those dopamine hits without the effort or having to leave the home…you bastard internet!
I am sure it still happens, but the older you get and the more convenient it is to see randoms nude, the less I am inclined to get out there and stare at a girl until she feels uncomfortable about it.
Especially in this current climate of woke bullshit, despite being the biggest whores I’ve seen, there’s so much more risk in getting that reaction you’d want from creeping on a girl…
You know, nothing beats the real life experience, the face to face human touchpoint where they say “get out of her creeper”….because block and delete just doesn’t hit the same way….
But alas, that’s the life we’ve chosen…so here some internet shit to creep on so you don’t have to go out there and do it in person….but at least you have the memories of the good time in a good era when creeping was a thing…..without all the politics, canceling, where we could all go home and laugh about it until venturing out the next day to CREEP again….
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