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2023

05

May

Leni Klum Burned Her Tits of the Day

Here’s Seal’s daughter, who didn’t get the “Anti-Sun Burn” skin tone because Seal was fucking Heidi Klum at the time that she was pregnant with this one, only I don’t think Seal was the Sperm that made this one, you know one of those gang bang pregnancies where anyone could be the ACTUAL dad, but the steam looked to Heidi and said “I will raise her like my own because I was kissed by a rose”…..

Leni Klum is probably the most exciting thing to come out of nepotism in recent years, in part because her burnt, tanline titties are massive, and the rest of her looks pretty good too….and when the nepotism is jerk-off-able, I say, give them all the jobs, coverage, opportunities that their parents and their family friends and their agents can get from the groupie fucks out there, because sometimes, the nepotism pussy is worth, hotter than the source code pussy, and not some sort of RUMER WILLIS looking troll who doesn’t belong.

This is what I call a gang bang gone right, Eugenics in action, a win for all involved….including us…the spectator…

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2023

05

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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For a man that wants to see every woman naked because I am a pervert with the mind of someone with a sex and a penis that doesn’t work, making the perversion worse thanks to never having that release you need to focus on other important things like napping, staring at the wall, getting lost in the shitty content that Hollywood pushes on us through their streaming platform that makes everyone available at the push of a button, instead of the old fashioned way of putting your name on a waiting list at the local video store, building up hype due to scarcity, the way we grew up ..

We’re just spoiled, lazy, GlUTTONS the whole lot of us…

Luckily, that excess content ALSO applies to nudes and helping people like me see clothed girls naked for the compare and contrast, because scarcity would mean less on/offs and I don’t know if that’s a world I want to live in….

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2023

05

May

Bella Thorne Titty Top of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s probably not the most important thing that the Mouse Ears created in their mind control lab, but she still matters…

You know Mouse Ears has been shaping the generations with their propaganda since Walt got his wings, so there’s been there has been a lot of mind control through owning the media that has been marketed to parents and their parents and their parents as wholesome entertainment…despite being EVIL monsters who DESTROYED HUMANITY…

BUT THEY BROUGHT US Bella Thorne….the girl who turned 18, got some big tits, used her big tits to promote degeneracy, weed smoking, porn and sex to kids who just followed her because they watched some Disney show bullshit….they didn’t stand a chance…

Well, she’s older now, richer now, she sells near nudes and takes a cut of girls who sell nudes, like a good DEN MOTHER or MADAM….and her chest looks broad….her tits look big….because that’s what happens when you supersize that ho…..

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2023

05

May

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Here are some girls without their bras on.

I like to pretend they are the modern day feminist doing the braless thing for female empowerment since sex work is real work…and the biggest fuck you to the patriarchy is to become a sex worker…but I realize that bralessness is just a fashion statement, a trend, a way of life in a more exposed society that share everything on the internet from nudes to health issues and every fucking thought at a level that would make any spectator want to jump off a fucking bridge or Bourdain themselves to their braless pics….AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION bro.

The truth is, if these women were actual feminists, they’d be a lot fatter, too fat to get through the door fat, and their hate towards men would mean not posting hot braless pics but rather outrage and anger that only the worst kind of high estrogen cuck could appreciate…where as real men with adequate can appreciate these ladies….

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2023

05

May

Rebecca Black Latex of the Day

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Rebecca Black is responsible for the viral hit “FRIDAY” that has polluted the office and small talk with strangers or cashiers at stores for the last decade.

For whatever reason, the timing wasn’t right for Rebecca Black, because the internet decided she was a MEME and not a masterful musical talent who deserved the biggest record label…

Shortly after the teen went viral on her own, the industry only focused on losers from
social media to invest in as their sure shot to make their money back off their backs…so they’d sign any asshole with 1,000,000 followers, even if they were fake followers, even if they just sang cover songs, which this generation loves, instead of giving credit to someone who actually produced an original hit that may make us all want to rip our ears off when we hear it…but it was a cultural moment regardless…and really a lot of pop shit makes me feel as angry….

In the time of being an obscure meme, Rebecca Black turned 18 and grew some tits that she uses in her new branding for her new attempt at a music career because she’s more than just a meme…she’s a cultural icon with big tits.

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2023

05

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties are a lesson in the stupidity of the female species….

You already know this, but the long story short is that the female species is plugged into the female hive mind, where the female hive mind decides what is appropriate or what is inappropriate….and the women that are plugged into the hive mind must oblige because it is like a mind controlling parasite….that hive mind……

So things like bikini waxes were initiated by the female hive mind and all the women ran with bald pussy being the trend….things like hook-up culture, fat girls being seen as hot, sugar babying and sex work being real work, selling nudes on the internet, taking nudes, watching porn, sex toys….all things that the hive mind decided was how women should behave….end of family, end of breeding unless it is to trap a man….you know….the hive mind is a bit of a cunt….legging in public, gnarly cameltoes as deep as a cameltoe can go…braless (coming soon in my feminist post)….all hive mind decisions….

The silliest being the death of the full back panty, which is making a comeback because they are comfortable, I know because on laundry day I wear my wife’s…not because I’m a cross dresser but because I am a slob..

Things are cyclical…but for a good decade it was the GRANNY panty, women shamed each other for the bikini brief, the standard panty and blamed MEN for it…like we fucking care what a panty looks like, so long as it’s not stained and full of feces…we’re good….and even if it’s stained…that can sell more to the right pervert so don’t put the blame on us female hive mind…..it’s not our doing….

The point of the story, if you find a woman too autistic to be in the female hive mind, MARRY her and never let her go, they are a rare breed of special…

Here are some full back panties fighting the system….

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2023

05

May

Charli XCX Lingerie of the Day

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Charli XCX was pretty much a lounge act, which I guess is one step up from a mall act, because there was a time before Amazon where families would leave the house and go to the mall and the marketing team at those malls figured getting more heads into the mall meant more money for their tenants, so they’d cycle through the lowest level talent to practice before turning them into N Sync or some shit….

So I don’t know if British Charli XCX was that low level, but I do know that she used to play night clubs, which is pretty low level, and at the time she was a chubby big titty girl who would wear the onsie like a shitty version of Lady Gaga….

She had a label, was richer than I thought she was, and recently proved she was way richer than I thought because she bought a 30 million dollar house in LA….people care about Charli XCX or she has very rich sugar daddies who she services by doing very vile things worth 30 million dollars….you know it’s a weird world out there and people get their money in all kinds of ways…

Anyway, she’s dressed in some slutty PJs, like she’s going to sit on a Trick’s dick, but unlike traditional whores who keep that shit private or for their paying customer, she decided to selfie it….why put a slutty outfit in the bathroom to waste….MARKETING…

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2023

05

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet stockings still make me think of some dark, gothic, stripper who terrifies me, but excites me at the same time, you know the kind of girl you expect to have pet rats and potentially some sort of shrine where she practices her witch craft…..but the truth is that your grandma probably has or has had a pair of fishnets at one point in time….

The fishnet, once a sign of a prostitute in the brothel, is now in offices, grocery stores and cafes around America….I mean bitches even wear them to funerals and other formal events….but that doesn’t mean they don’t have to be as dark and mysterious as they once were before they went mainstream, or at the very least, that doesn’t mean they can’t be jerked off to.

Here are some ladies in fishnets probably wanting to be jerked off to, because otherwise, why would they publish this sort of content on the internet…harlots!

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2023

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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What would you do if you got all the days and hours you spent masturbating back. Would you build a house? Would you launch an app, or start a web based career…

Would you be a “Let me tell you how I made a million dollars”…in youtube pre-roll ads…where they scam you out of money to tell you to make youtube ads to sell courses on how to make money selling courses on how to make money….

Maybe you’d launch an app that goes viral, YOU Zuckerberg you….or maybe write a movie like the Spielberg you coulda been IF IT WASN’T FOR ALL THE JERKING OFF….

Maybe you’d use all the testosterone you saved by absorbing your seed to start a porn company or a brothel….SO MANY options…

What’s a little dick-suck between friends….

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2023

04

May

Sydney Sweeney’s Pressed Ham Titties of the Day

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I don’t know if tits pressed on glass is called a pressed ham, but I know when dudes do it while mooning it is, so close enough….I also prefer being literally, like calling it big tits on glass, rather than trying to give it some cute name…

Anyway, Sweeney is one of the hottest celebs of the era thanks to some whorish behavior on Euphoria that unleashed the beast that is her big ol’ titties…

I don’t think she’s all that hot, really, it’s alot of hype, but it’s nice to see tits carry a girl who isn’t all that hot to the top, it brings hope.

I also like that she’s not a nepotism baby, at least not within the industry, so new blood getting paid by these perverts, and that’s always fun….more fun with fun bags,…which is a cute and stupid name for tits….which I prefer calling tits…but you know I’m versatile….barely…but enough…

These pics are shot by Amber Asaly who is a hot celebrity photographer, probably hotter than Sydney Sweeney really..

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