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2023

09

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

They say that large bodies of water are good for the soul and the key to longevity, so if you have access to a beach, where you can look onto the wonderful soul cleaning therapeutic views that are supposed to ground you in some way, do it while jerking off to all the bitches in bikinis who are also at the beach.

The bikini, like large bodies of water, as long as they aren’t on large bodies, are as important to our existence or at least as important to our public masturbation habits.

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2023

08

May

Denise Richards Jump Scare of the Day

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Denise Richards is still being shameless, desperate, hilarious and most importantly terrifying in what I think has to be part of a humiliation ritual at her elite Sex cult, part of some achieving higher level of consciousness in her secret society of perverts, because I can’t really understand why else she would be doing what she’s doing, other than to give us weird content to jerk off to, like it’s some sort of test in our ability to jerk off to things we really don’t want to jerk off to, but because we are sympathetic to how sad she is, kind souls, while being nostalgic, they are preying on us, when clearly she should spend more time praying.

Point of the story, wtf,

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2023

08

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I saw a meme and since memes are life, like they are how people get the news, learn about politics, become internet schizo lifting racists, maybe turn trans, or at least into influencers, the meme controls the hive mind, so I’ll repurpose the meme here….

It says something like, I always get memes wrong and my autism doesn’t understand them, but basically it’s a doctor and it says “a patient cured is a customer lost” which makes you wonder about how much the medical field wants to cure you and how much it wants to make you sick, but luckily for you, in this side hustle sell nude society, these front line workers care about you, or at least you jerking off to them, so maybe being sick is the way to be, or at least the way to get closer to the pussy in real life…the medical industry is the new strip clubs….where the lap dances are more lab nudes after your stool sample has been collected. So hot

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2023

08

May

Demi Rose Underboob of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on this picture, but either Demi Rose has ZIKA virus and some weird kind of pin-head, or her legs and hips are so wide that her head looks like it is a birth defect, but maybe it’s just the weird angle they shoot her content from to make her lean, but either way it’s weird.

Then again, Demi Rose’s career as a sex worker is pretty weird. From Taz’s angels in Miami, to Hummus parties in Dubai, all while the media praised her as the UKs Kim Kardashian, not making nearly as much as Kim Kardashian, but being hotter than Kim Kardashian, since Kim Kardashian is a demon ogre that crawled out of the California forest.

I don’t hate on the big asses, I actually find them fun to look at and to bury my head into while trying to get infected from some mind controlling parasites by the whole ass to mouth method. They just aren’t fun for small dicks, because they are impossible to break through and penetrate, similar to obese women, but when not on obese women it’s less gross…assuming Demi Rose isn’t obese, which we can’t in this photoshopped, altered world that we live in.

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2023

08

May

J.Lo Foot Fetish of the Day

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I will forever think the foot fetishists of the world are fucking strange, but I appreciate their commitment to the cause, because with their passion, obsession, that if it was wrongfully appropriated, you know like if they put that kind of love and appreciation and obsessive compulsion into something else, could be pretty fucking criminal, but feet totally harmless.

So yes, I will forever think the foot fetishists are weird, but I will forever be grateful for the foot fetishists for encouraging so many girls to monetize their content for sexual perverts, seemingly harmless, but it gave them a taste for the selling of nudes, and because of those motivated creeps with disposable income, we’ve got COUNTLESS women selling nudes today.

It started with the bikini pics, then came the feet bros, to have every normie and their mother producing porn….what a great world to be in! One filled with heathens to jerk off to without requiring much effort. Magical.

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2023

08

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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For the sake of science, it’s important to stare at as many mom tits and mom pussies as you can, in order to really decide and determine whether they have been destroyed but the most beautiful experience of life, procreation.

For a long time, the Mom was an easy target in exhausted, miserable with her life choices, damaged on a physical level from her breeding tactics, because you could make them feel insecure about their stretch marks, c-section scar, sag tit, sucked on nips and most importantly, vaginal tightness….something that always makes a micro cock like myself feel better.

However, we’re now in an era of woke freaks and they’ve been pretty consistent in sterilizing themselves, so that they can’t breed, reminding us how important it is to breed.

Plus trad-wife women, who make babies and raise babies, the way they are supposed to is hot as a concept, if you don’t take their damaged body into account.

There is a Rapper named Kevin Gates who is trending on Twitter for posting a DOULA’s video of a birth from behind, stretched out asshole and all.

If you read this site, I’ve been posting birthing videos every Labor Day for over a decade, so I can relate to the reaction of the people being grossed out by the most amazing human experience, but my theory is, it’s a way to see pussy on social media….and maybe the rapper has a point….mom pussy ain’t all that bad…it’s just fun to pretend it is bad when trying to get it to fuck you….insecurity is the source of most of the sex I’ve had, so maybe I’ll never admit that moms are hot, but I will do a round up of moms for you to jerk off to.

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2023

08

May

Katie Price Latex of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that Katie Price is a fucking legend in the sport of getting topless on the internet, despite not being topless in these weird latex with a zipper pussy pics.

I assume that her tits are so mangled and botched from the decades of the most insane breast implants to go viral pre- Mary, you know the recent viral tits that put Jordan’s tit’s to shame, so maybe she’s doing us a favor by keeping them under wraps, tight, body hugging wraps.

That is, if this is even Jordan and not some AI filter to resemble Jordan, you know a re-imagined Jordan from the evil machine that controls our life.

The point of the story is that Katie Price is still in it, Jordan’s still at it, they are the same person, and I’m still into it from a novelty level, you know like the clown show, not from a jerk off perspective, which has probably always been the case with Jordan.

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2023

08

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here are some Milky Boobs to remind you that women, even in this era of man hating feminism, where you see at least one hot lesbian look girl that breaks your heart knowing that we’ve lost one from the “taking dick” team for some weird agenda that’s been pushed on them, despite being weirdly unnatural based on the simple fact that humanity can be broken down and reduced to breeding. Like a woman can be reduced to her tits, humanity can be reduced to making babies.

The good news is that there’s a category of feminist that thing milky tits are a good sales tactic, marketing tool, party trick and they fight for the right to put their tits out to the world, so that everyone can pretend to be impressed with their bodily function while being only impressed with the tits!

Any excuse for tit is a good one!

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2023

05

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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You know all the fat white college educated twitter fucks who cry racism and down with cops and protesting black lives and having drag queen storytime….with no genders, because they are unfuckable and don’t need genders, with no sexuality because they’ll fuck anything….all labelling and categorizing everyone and everything while putting their label on everything so you know how to be inclusive towards it…put that neon sign on the black gay native asian person so EVERYONE knows to be nice to them…

Those are the first motherfuckers to put on a sombrero and drink frozen margaritas while acting like a Mexican parody, in MEXICO face, with not a care in the fucking world…

No one seems to care if you are racist against Mexicans and luckily, Mexicans are fucking cool and don’t get offended by your cosplay…they’ll just pour the fat gringo another drink in hopes it puts her/it to sleep…

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2023

05

May

Denise Richards in the Shower of the Day

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Denise Richards, old lady Denise Richards, who looks like she may have had her tail amputated, unless that’s just some old lady ailment, like Rheumatoid Arthritis, I wouldn’t know, because I don’t look at old ladies naked EVER.

What I do know is that you can see her CHARLIE SHEENER, which is what I call her PUSSY that he ejaculated in at least twice…which I guess deserves some support, because an OnlyFans without pussy is offensive.

I did hear rumors she was a hooker in her early life, just one who avoided hooking publicly, because she could disguise it as being in a relationship and no one was the wiser thanks to her getting mainstream work…occassionally…

So maybe this isn’t all that off course.

Plus Sheen, the AIDS BRO is also known for loving porn chicks, so you know that Denise likes to fuck.

I just find it a little weird, like a humiliation ritual, or like she’s being controlled into doing this by someone who has dirt on her, since she wasn’t ever naked like this in the prime of her career, she would seemingly have enough money to not do this, but you can never have enough money when you’re at this level…get what you can……it’s hardly the worse she’s done…but to think people pay for this is so odd….almost as odd as her doing this…like move on with your life, it’s not 1999, Y2k Happened bro.

I’ll still look at her pussy though…

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