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2015

Oct

Inspirational Christmas Video of the DAy

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I just came across “christmas at the strip club”… a cinematic experience brought to you by Youtube and some dude named Thumper ..as a preview or glimpse into the Holiday Season that officially stars on Sunday, when all these girls dressed like slutty everything….from baked potatoes to tampons…that would be exciting if girls everywhere were sluts everyday…

I mean, when girls were conservative and Halloween was an excuse for them to be the half naked girl they wanted to be, but couldn’t be, because their family and moral code…so it was exciting..

But now, social media is an excuse for girls to get naked, or half naked – every day of the year, and they do…and I just keep asking “how many bikinis, panties, lingerie can this person own…and do they only own them for instagram pics, because there is no practical use for all this”…

So Christmas is the actual Holiday that these sluts get lonely and start realizing their slut life is lonely..because they are sluts…so that’s the one we should focus on…not this Halloween bullshit.

All this to say, I have a feeling the guys in this video are one of you.

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2015

Oct

Dude Who got Pepper Sprayed VS the 7-11 and Other Videos of the Day

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Beast Cashier VS Shoplifter

Female Inmate Gets It

Student VS Principal

Fork Lifting..

Cops Kill White Kids Too…

Worker VS Armed Robber

Suicide of the Day

Police Find and Save 3 Pitt Bulls

How to Inspect a Truck

Fat Man VS Storm

Kid VS School

One of the Best Naked Walkers To Date

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Statistically, 90 percent of the time that the normally haggard looking bartender in her mid 30s looks hot, like you want to ravage her and rip off her clothes and impregnate her, because all you’re thinking is “I need babies in this women”…she’s ovulating….

So you can get away with “you look so fertile tonight, are you ovulating”…Because biology says, when a girl is ovulating, she looks her best…it’s not a great pick up line, especially if the haggard bartender in her mid 30s had a hysterectomy from HPV and will never ovulate again…..

The other 10 percent of the time she looks hot is when you’re drunk..

Point of the story, life lesson of the day, “are you ovulating”…is a failed pickup line, so don’t tell a girl she looks hot and must be ovulating, not because it’s weird, but because of hysterectomies…

Here are some morning links…

Political Wives Should be a Porn…Starring Joe Biden’s Wife…
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What Happens When You’re About to Die
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Some Fitness Chick
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Some Fame Whore in a Bathing Suit Posing in a Shitty Fucking Shoot in a Bathing Suit
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Lena Du-Ham is Amazingly Disgusting in her Bathing Suit..That Face…Terrifying
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Baby Joins Dog Howling
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Drew Barrymore Huge Cleavage
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Hot Booty…
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The 350 Pound Trump Pumpkin
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22 Horror Movie Facts
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Supergirl Topless in Homeland
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British Guy Crashes the James Bond Premiere
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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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People really didn’t like my “if you get raped – it’s not cheating.” joke…

That was really only half a joke…

Because if you’re a girl with a fat impotent man, sexually frustrated by not the kind of girl who wants to go fuck the pool boy, or the kid’s soccer coach, or even the guy who works at your favorite coffee shop…but instead you masturbate to everything but your husband relentlessly…all day, every waking hour…for anything but his lecherous, disgusting, smell…that you just can’t even stomach looking at anymore…

Rape may be invited..

That’s all I was saying..it’s morally sound way to cheat…without feeling bad about cheating…but maybe feeling bad about being raped..which is a whole other bag of issues I didn’t consider in the making of this …I generally don’t think things through…but it does work for girls who have a rape fetish…

So stop the hate…let me say what I gotta say…Here are some stepLINKS….

Derek Jeter is Getting Married to Some Twat He Probably Gave STDs to…all Because girls are demanding like that…
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Some Ridiculous ASses –
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Gisele in a Leotard
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Drew Barrymore Braless
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Nina Agdal Ass for No Reason…
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Apparently You Can Get Drunk on Constipation Relief Meds
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Alessandra Ambrosio Legs
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Chicks and Bong Rips
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Gisele is the Slut of the Day
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Halle Berry Stuffing Her Face
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Some Bitch Named Katherine McNamara Skinny Legs
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Sophie Simmons Starves Herself to be a Model
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30 Punny Halloween Costumes
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Girls in Short Shorts
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Kat Torres Nip Slip
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Victoria Justice Fuck Me Boots
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34 Awesome Literary Costume Ideas for Halloween
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Annalynne McCord See Through
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New Supergirl’s Hot Body
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Annalynne McCord in Lingerie..
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The truth about Salmon and Tuna
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Sara Sampaio for Victoria’s Secret
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Marisa Papen is the Instagram Model
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Genevieve Morton…Making Moves…
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Jaclyn Swedberg is Amazing
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Bea Grant and her Pussy
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Girls Who Don’t Understand Eyebrows
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Frankie Shaw Naked in a Movie
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Ashley Hart Australian Trick in a Bikini
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The Coolest Etch-A-Sketch Art Ever Etched
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Kristen Stewart in Paris
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Courtney Stodden on Instagram
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Girls with Dark Hairs and Light Eyes
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Rita Ora is Garbage
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Brad Pitt Does Glam
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Hot Model Topless for Fashion
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This Jared Fogle Tape is Crazy
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Some Chick Smoking Weed in Lingerie
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Mom Beats the Fuck Out Of Another Mom
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Naked Chick Makes a Salad
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Fancy Glass of Champagne
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Hot Body of the Day
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Putt Off…
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Eva Green’s Boobs
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Today in Porn GIFS
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Naked Bitch and Her WEED and HUge TITS
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Dude Washing His Snakes
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Big tits on the Shake Weight Routine
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2015

Oct

Katy Perry Raped By Madonna’s Bigger than Russel Brand’s Cock On Stage of the Day

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One thing that people don’t realize about popstar trash is that they are really just fucking groupies..

Any of these “famous” people are so obsessed with other famous people and the famous person scene that they’d do anything to participate with them…even if it makes them look like fat sluts doing stripper dances…on stage…in a “silly” and “funny” way…when really old cunt Madonna is just trying to make the bitch who she sees as bootleg competition look like the groupie cunt she is…

It’s like Madonna just wants to assert her confidence and show the world that she owns these new popstars…whether they are Britney or Christina in the 2000s or Katy Perry now…they all work for her…as she mounts them on stage like a dog in the dog park…because that’s really all these idiots are…they just get paid well for their bullshit..

I don’t know when this concert happened, but I am embarassed for no friend Katy Perry…because she has no friends…and feels the need to do this…because she doesn’t understand being mocked nad being included…as most people with no friends trying to fit in can’t grasp..

Here’s Russel Brand Shitting on Katy Perry….

Here’s his massive cock…

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

Oct

Bar Refaeli is Upside Down of the Day

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There are billboards all over the city I live in, the city of french hookers and poverty, by the “communist party” whatever the fuck that means…of pictures of dead Palestinian babies…that read something like “don’t let Canada support Israels slaughter of Palestinian Children”…

I wonder if Bar Refaeli and this pic since she’s Israeli based model who was recently married despite being tainted with Leo DiCaprio cock, something you’d think guys would be grossed out by…but that rich guys see as status, like “my wife was railed on coke by the most famous actor in hollywood, I must have agreat dick, and I’m so rich”….have anything to do with the dead Plastinians…because I know she’s murdering my dick right now…I mean…I’m the one doing the murdering…but her pic is part of the problem….

It’s really got nothing to do with her massive, old, married model tits…and more to do with her being upside down..

Upside down bitches, ideally hanging from things…are my porn…

I blame the circus.

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2015

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Naked on the Beach of the Day

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I wonder if Candice Swanepoel’s South African farm employees like her as much as the general public do…

Or do they think she’s part of a rich, oppressive, slave driving family, exploiting them as they work the fields like migrant workers…even though they are South African natives….

But then again, I know nothing about South Africa, other than it’s the most racist of places in the world, where whites came in a mistreated black people, getting rich off the resources…

Maybe South Africa farming is highly regulated, and they only hire registered workers..and pay them legally..because I couldn’t imagine rich white people fucking the system to remain rich…that could never happen…

TO SEE PICS OF HER LONG LEGS IN SHORTS IN MIAMI CLICK HERE

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2015

Oct

Genevieve Morton Fit Life of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is on snapchat and she hasn’t sent me clit pics….even though all I want is clit pics…because without clit pics…what’s the fucking point of anything…I guess spread ass pics too…because anus is the gateway to a woman’s soul…at least as far as I’m concerned….even on girls like Genevieve Morton who are more about showing her tits…which is really all she’s good for…and that’s not that bad considering it’s made her exist in the world…because we love tits…so much that we made American made Kate Upton with her big tits famous…despite being 400 fucking pounds and all belly… all because of her tits…when we should have given it to Genevieve Morton she’s more interesting…but I am just saying that because I want to get her pregnant…she seems fertile…just don’t tell her that I’m not..

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2015

Oct

35 Year Old Bella Thorne on Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a 35 year old…with stage parents pretending she’s 18 to all the pervert Disney Channel watching dads who are her number one fans…who fantasize about fucking her because she’s a hot red head, rare in and of itself, but more importantly because they are an engaged, or captive audience, thanks to being married to what I assume is a monster, the average wife is a monster…and you have two shitty kids trying to ruin your fucking life by making you go to their sports practices while you don’t like sports…or watch shit Disney shows, when you really just want to watch porn…so you can’t help but jerk off to this, it’s all you’re allowed to see in the prison that is your life, where there is no porn because your family also shares an ipad and you don’t even have freedom to jerk off…

Either way, she’s good…

Here are some GIFs of her from her Flaunt magazine video:

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2015

Oct

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Bikini of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz has an interesting body at 18…Maybe it is her lack of thigh gap in an era where all girls have thigh gaps…that make me think I am looking at some 14 year old pre-puberty in a bikini…before she grows up to be fat…but isn’t fat yet…thanks to a high metabolism and being on the soccer team…just awkward bodied…because she’s meant to be fat…and is doing everything she can to defy genetics and the hormones in the food…before finally doing the Kate Upton and succumbing to it…letting loose, getting fat..but still being jerked off by nerds everywhere who can’t get over her roles in various nerd movies like Kick Ass…kind of like Kayley Cuoco…or Oliva Munn…the kind of slut with a fan base that doesn’t view her as a slut because she goes to Comicon and sometimes tweets at them…and can really do no wrong…even if her body sees wrong…at least in the upper thigh, ass range…

Maybe I’m just ripping her apart because I’m not ripping her apart…let’s be real, 18 can do no wrong..

I was in a bar the other day talking to some 19 year old kid, and this drunk, high, fucked up girl walked in and I told the 19 year old that she should be his target and that she’d get naked and he was like “GROSS”…..and I was like “she’s 18, in this era that means she could be gross in the pussy, with aids, herpes and everything else..because they fuck all day”…and all I saw was 18…

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