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2015

28

Oct

JoJo Levesque Flashes Her Tits of the Day

JoJo Levesque is flashing her bra…because I guess she’s on her mission to be a comeback kid, but I didn’t care about Jojo Levesque when she was relevant over a decade ago, I’m not about to start googling this garbage now…but I will post her in a bra, or a bikini because I know my audience…it’s this guy at the coffee shop…hey Tom…I know how into Jojo he is…it has something to do with his autism and inability to move on in the girls he jerks off to…I guess something traumatic happened in 1999 where all pussy since 1999 doesn’t exist….that’s the only way to justify this nonsense…

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2015

28

Oct

Kate Upton Pig in a Blanket / Bra in a Shirt of the Day

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Her name is KATE UPTON and she’s a movie star now…I know what you’re thinking….that she’s most likely a pie eating Walmart cashier making money for her black mold infested trailer park…but you’re wrong, she’s a huge (literally), relevant (barely) star….who everyone loves, despite being overweight, when everyone knows fat girls shouldn’t matter…or exist in entertainment…we have enough of those in real life…but I guess we need one to represent the Walmart cashier to make her relatable in the industry…to make it more relatable to the common man because not everyone needs to be unattainable hot…we need that one fat chick to make it seem real..

Here she is pretending to workout – it’s so funny…

Here’s her tits in GIF

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2015

28

Oct

The Fattest Man in Mexico is Not Kate Upton.. and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Gets in Fight – Gets Dragged Onto The Freeway

Another Angle of Cop VS Student

Dog Attacks Journalist Doing a Story on the Dog

Terrifying Car Accident

Cat VS Tiger

Drunk Guy of the Day

Man Gets Tased and Thrown on the Tracks

God Lover VS Teacher Who Says God is Not Real

1931 Nude Show at Casino de Paris

Husband VS Wife

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2015

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I get asked what my hobbies are…and I try to think…but normally when I am asked…I’m doing my hobbies…drinking, sexting, and trying to get a boner….other than that…nothing else matters…and no one is really talking to me…

Other times….I’m posting pics on instagram….follow me…please follow me….validate my existence…please…I do it for the likes

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Dude Taken Out By Stray Dogs
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Billy Bob Thorton of the Day
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Girls with Dimples
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Some Slut’s Booty
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Chloe Grace in a Bikini
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Blac China Gets her Boyfriend’s Name Tattooed on her Hand
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Jeffpardy!
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Olivier Martinez Filed for Divorce
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Boxer Accidentally Films Gay Porn…
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Student Builds a Tiny House to Avoid Debt
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2015

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you read this site you’ll know that I have what I consider a limp, micro penis that manages to get at least an inch in when it is hard, and that I normally just rub against the hooker clit and cry…why I’m feeling romantic..

In my lifetime, with what I assume has been 100s of really questionable women…I have had at least 3-4 girls I have been paying for sex say…”give me your big dick”….or “I love your big dick”…

Now I know I don’t have a big dick and she’s a hooker, so she knows I don’t have a big dick, so telling me I have a big dick is just lies…mean spirited mocking me lies…

You’d think a street whore you’re paying for sex….would be a more honest experience…

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Girl With Big Tits…
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The Latest Sex Tape Being Shopped Around
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Emily Sears is a Fat Chick in a Bikini
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Pam Anderson Tits
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Girls and Water Pipes
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Tila Tequila Dresses Baby as Hitler
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Quietest Race in the World
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Chrissy Teigen Hard Nipples
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Drew Barrymore Cleavage….
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Slut of the Day
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NBC Plans Fallon Intervention – Let’s Hope He Dies First
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Scary Snowman Prank – Halloween Edition
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Professor Makes a Freestyle
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Zac Effron Shorts
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Israeli Solider Costume is Genius
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Girls Pulling On Their Clothes Like Little Sluts..
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Supergirl Promo Pics…
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Annalynne McCord is Garbage in Lingerie for Halloween
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Christina Milian Whore Nipple
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Christina Milian Whore Nipple Part 2
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Christina Milian More Whore
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I like African Marathon Commentators
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Dumbest Lip Sync Battle in teh World – Oh Right All Lip Sync Battles are Dumb
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Statue VS Ukraine VS Darth Vader VS
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Marc Jacob Quits Grindr
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Leonardo DiCaprio Pussy in a Campaign
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So Much Selfies…
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Bull Dog VS Birthday Cake
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Pascal Craymer Doing Yoga…
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Dude Thought His Friend Was A Zombie So He Killed Him
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Thong Show By an Old Whore
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Sofia Vergara Boobs
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Some Random GIFs
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Playboy Vine Star Tits
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Seal Jumps on a GUy’s Boat
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Chloe Moretz in Some Shorts
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Kate Hudson Booty
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Pia Mia in Boots
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Jennifer Lopez Boobs of the Day
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Some Trash Named Kaya Jones in See Through Outfit
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Adele Keeps Calling This Dude…..
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Halle Berry has a New Divorce
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Dude Washing His Snakes
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Jaguar Dives in For Lunch
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Man With Machete Gets Mowed Down
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Jess Davies Big Tits
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Good Samaritan Loses Ferrari
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Naked in an Infinity Pool
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Stretch That Pussy
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2015

27

Oct

Kylie Jenner in See Through Pants of the Day

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Any bitch knows that if you wear black leggings with white underwear…the white underwear will shine through the black leggings…like a fucking reflector in the headlights of a car…that unfortunately don’t get run the fuck over, since it is a Kardashian and the Kardashians should be taken out back and shot like the barn yard slop they are.

Which is exactly why Kylie Jenner wore the leggings with white underwear, hoping the paparazzi would use a flash so that she could show the world her gutter rich girl trash that is cummed on by black folk…up on some slave owner at the plantation’s daughter kind of love story….since she’s the one with the gold and the aspring rapper is the one who wants it so bad he does what it tells him todo…his life depends on it…

The whole thing would be more exciting if it was a snuff film.

But an 18 year old with plastic surgery strapped in to look like she’s hot with intense fabric that can barely contain her fat…isn’t that erotic…

Not to mention, she’s the white Kardashian…but looks mixed…maybe her whore mother was a whore with other men…or maybe she just got into her dad’s estrogen….

Garbage.

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2015

27

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Ass in her Car of the Day

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I don’t know what I post pictures of Vanessa Hudgens….I don’t find her all that hot, I don’t find her relevant, I don’t find her exciting, but at the same time I don’t hate her…I don’t think she’s disgusting…and I appreciate that her nudes from many years ago featured bush in an era of bald pussy…because I love bush…and the era of Bald pussy, the pressure girls have to have bald pussy, all thanks to bros and steroid cheese dicks…always made me mad…especially when all Hollywood…not that she had a choice to not have bush…the sexts were shot at night and like all hair little monkeys…five O’clock shadow happened…not thaT it matters…

What matters is that I dig these pics of her crawling into her car in some 70s looking jump suit…all jacked up her pussy and ass while grabbing her tits…as jump suits do…you know so fitted that if you move your shoulders the wrong way…your vagina gets fucking filled up with fabric the way I like it…

That said, I don’t even know if that is a jump suit, I’m not a fashion designer here, I just see pants in an ass with a shirt the same color…who cares…what matters is that I think I’m into her because her legal team hit me up and threatened me a long time ago, and historically, I’ve always loved girls who fucking hate me…and sending lawyers after someone…is pretty hateful…increasing my want to have her ride my face, or really for me to ride her face…to almost unmanageable levels…

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2015

27

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Keeps Bringing the Bikini Selfies of the Day

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What’s got into Liz Hurley….who let the model get her hands on a cell phone….is this her ego, is being on camera all she knows, has she accepted being old, what is she trying to promote? So many questions…Is it money making time and she needs to generate some revenue…or is it just Holiday time and she’s trying to get her name back out there so people start buying her bikinis for their Christmas cruises….either way, she’s on some kind of mission..

This is the trick from a bunch of Movies, who prior to the movies had a great modeling career….showing her half naked tits to the world…before having those half naked tits impregnated by billionaire Steve Bing who put her through a paternity test in order to put her on payroll / child support..

This is the same British cunt proper who wasn’t getting in a bikini to promote her own bikini brand….and I guess she had some kind of management consultant come in and say:

“Liz, if you want to create a brand with your name on it, you need to be the face of it, so that people connect to it, and think they are your friends, so that they are buying into you..own your 50 year old body that is better than the body of anyone you send to…suck it up…and get half naked…because half naked is the only way we can sell things…oh and do it in selfie..people like real and authentic even when you’re being calculating to sell product”…

What I’m trying to say is…keep up this scam…even if I hate over 30 as a concept..I can still appreciate over 30 that isn’t disgusting in pictures even if they are in elasticity of their vagina…especially when they are babes from my past..

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2015

27

Oct

Halston Sage InStyle Had an Event of the Day

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InStyle magazine had an event and very important people, and I use that term loosely, seeing as none of these people matter, no matter how many fans or groupies they have, they are really just a pussy and tits doing very little good in the world, but rather just perpetuating nonsense, giving young girls uneducated, vapid, cunts with no talent to look up to, instead of showing off their degrees, or the good they’ve done, they show off their tits…garbage…except that I like tits…

So Instyle, is owned by Time, some evil empire that owns everything, and of course these “important” girls would be there, it’s PR, not only do they get a media hit for showing up, they get to be celebrated by the media they need to promote the garbage they spew on the youth, so best to be on good terms with them…

It’s all fake, it’s all bullshit, it’s all brainwashing you to sell product…but this Halston Sage is Amazing CLICK HERE

Other bitches in attendance:

Alessandra Ambrosio and Fake Tits CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez with Chemotherapy – CLICK HERE

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Here’s Selena’s Bullshit speech

Miranda Kerr Gold Digging CLICK HERE

Michelle Williams without Heath Ledger CLICK HERE

Kim Kardashian Leaving the Event with her Massive Baby Satan Bump

Posted in:Events|Halston Sage|SFW

2015

27

Oct

Hannah Ferguson Boring for Bride Magazine of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is boring as fuck…and I guess I just wanted to bring that point home with these pictures from some wedding bullshit she probably got paid too much to participate in….despite being interchangeable in terms of talent with thousands of other girls…

But I guess she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, and part of that is doing other campaigns to increase exposure and thus promote the brand indirectly or being booked by other campaigns because they see her as some kind of celebrity…even though they don’t show her entire body, just her tits, which is standard practice for secret fat girls….who don’t want you to know the rest of them is Kate Upton-like…and they big tits are less about genetics and more about cream filled donuts…donuts that are a preview of their future with rich guys they are trying to be knocked up by…

Here she is for panties..because let’s give Hannah Ferguson some love, she’s 45 years old and finally is making it, let’s give her a round of applause…

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