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2015

26

Oct

Heidi Klum as Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, that’s today’s theme, here’s Heidi Klum staying relevant by getting fake ass, tits and gunt attached to her body to really own her Kim Kardashian clown costume….for Halloween, which for the last few years has been Heidi Klum’s big weekend because she has the craziest party and wears the craziest costumes..

My personal favorite her being Seal…but in keeping with the monster theme…

Others include:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS CLICK HERE

HER DRESSED LIKE HER OLD WASHED UP SELF CLICK HERE

HER SHITTY ON HINDU RELIGION CLICK HERE

Now she’s doing this Kardashian shit..which is just that shit…but for some reason..mildly erotic…because Kim K already looks like a fucking sex doll, why not prove how doughy and plastic that Kardashian look is, even when using a old, washed up model doing it in a playful way rather than a “Kim K is the worst pile of fat shit”…way…because despite being german..she is kind…

It’s just too bad she’s not doing the Kim Kardashian costume we all want to see…a scene from her sex tape….she can recruit ex husband, baby daddy, child support paying Seal to play Ray J…because you see Kim K and Heidi Klum have a lot in common. They are both Nazis.

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2015

26

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable…

I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic…

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2015

26

Oct

“Famous” Bitches Doing Halloween of the Day

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It is Halloween, which means photo opportunity for pretty much every girl on the internet…which is every girl in the fucking world…because it is a critical time in social media…to have to best costume available…as it will live on for more than just that night…and it will be seen by so many people in your network….that go much deeper than if you were just to show up to a party for a night and have no one notice you…it’s like these girls need to pose and most importantly be slutty…in anything they dress up as…whether it is a baked potato or a maxi pad…or pubic hair..it needss to be half naked…in this world of half naked all the time…

Celebrities also jump on board with the whole Halloween thing, because it is fun and allows them to get noticed…paid attention to..or paid to go to parites to make the party more high profile, and I’m not hating..I love Halloween and more importantly, love sluts…and everything that helps them in their movement..

Here’s Sarah Hyland, Francesca Eastwood, Karruche Tran, Emily OSment, Aubrey O’Day, Who Fucking Cares, Fatty Sophie Simmmns and others are celebrating Halloween, because it is Halloween week….get ready for it…

: Trick or treat

: 24 October 2015. Karrueche Tran is seen arriving at MAXIM Magazine’s Official Halloween Party Credit: BG/GoffPhotos.com Ref: KGC-300/151024AN7 **UK, Spain, Italy, China, South Africa Sales Only**

TO TRACK CELEBS CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Oct

Bella Thorne for Snapchat of the Day

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I assume it is the circles I run in on the internet…because I can’t imagine this Bella Thorne chick actually mattering anywhere but on creepy websites thaat cater to dudes who are into celebrities and their bodies…because they are old and don’t realize that hot girls who aren’t on TV, but who will fuck you if you offer them a plane ticket to your house to do a photoshoot, which is far more rewarding than lusting after some “actress” redhead..with big tits…who just turned 18…who has done little to no shows of interest…and who is probably in her 40s but just has good stage parents…

Well, she showed her 40 year old tits on snapchat – because snapchat is where all the kids are…and kids are who she talks to…while I just use snapchat to post videos of half naked girls in bed…because…that’s all I know…

Either way, snapchat, not so private or “disposable”…as it is marketed…because perverts know how to screeshot tits…and I assume you’re happy about that.

Here’s her ass in boots:

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER ASS IN THE FUCK ME BOOTS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER IN A BRA TOP CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Oct

Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout For So It Goes Magazine #6 TITS! of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model turned one of the new 10 Victoria’s Secret Angles…probably slated to replace Candice who they created and who they have been paying far too much money when bitches like Elsa will do it for practically free…

She was a titty model for fashion for a very long time, she’s 26 and it’s not like she just started this racket this year…it’s been 10 years of strategic moves to get the brand to sign her up…because along with getting good pay from the brand, it makes all other brands want to work with her, because Victoria’s Secret makes these girls celebs, so if the other companies hire them, the chances of their campaign being blogged or going viral are much higher..

Makes sense, and so does Victoria’s Secret efforts to try to make the girls famous through the shoots they do, the other campaigns they participate in, the celebrity rich guys they fuck…because it helps secure their investment…

So I don’t know what “So It Goes Magazine #6” is, great name though, but I do know that Victoria’s Secret made this shit happen….and good thing they did, because there are nipples in it…and I fucking love nipples..

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2015

26

Oct

Evangeline Lilly in a Bikini of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Evangeline Lilly, who was never really an actual model, but rather a commercial model hwo became and actor and ended up in LOST, one of the most boring shows I’ve ever seen one episode of….I hate TV and can’t commit to that shit…but the episode I saw featured the fat dude from Blow…and this was the “babe”…who I didn’t think was a babe…but maybe if I was stranded in purgatory with her…I’d still fuck her…because she’s better than the fat dude from Blow…even if his tits are bigger…and his man pussy more lubricated…

Well, she’s in Hawaii, where the show was shot because I guess she can’t move on from the one thing she did that mattered…or maybe it is because she started dating the production assistant on set of the show..which is cool in a world of gold diggers, but then again, maybe he’s rich…

Either way, she’s currently pregnant with one of theri kids…or lets hope she’s pregnant…because otherwise this body is terrifying…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Evangeline Lilly|SFW

2015

26

Oct

Miranda Kerr Does Marilyn Monroe of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Miranda Kerr teaching you how to keep your billionaire boyfriends interested in you by dressing like an iconic figure on Halloween, despite not being an icon herself…she’s more of “how did she get cast by this lingerie company, oh right, her boyfriend is in Pirate of the Caribbean”….to “I can’t believe she fucked bieber”…

I bet she posted this to snapchat..you know since part of fucking the billionaire founder of snapchat is to either get hired to run campaigns for him, you know to make her hooker fee tax deductible…and/or to seem like she’s contributing to his business so that he sticks with her, even though she’s a fucking nobody…a nobody doing the Marilyn Monroe…

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER TITS WITH SNAPCHAT BILLIONAIRE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2015

26

Oct

America’s Gymnast Hero McKayla Maroney for America of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is an American hero..

She has fought for your country and lost her limbs fighting for your freedom…in the form of being one of 10 athletes on the American gold winning Olympic team…before jumping right into her passion…flirting with her creepy male fanbase, probably all over 30, who thought her little body was tight, fit, strong, young, perfect and something they wanted to coach on their dick…

I don’t know what her deal is, what she does, I am guessing it involves her using or finding her sex appeal, for god knows what…but definitely not gymnastics…

So talented for porn, but I doubt that’ll happen…America doesn’t let their gold medal heroes do porn..except maybe Caitlyn Jenner…that Olympic bitch is pure smut.

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2015

26

Oct

Christina Milian See Through Music Video Comeback of the Day

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People probably don’t know this, but Christina Milian is only famous because she took her Disney kid positioning to the sluttiest music video of the late 90s…you know the kind of music video you could jerk off to in the late 90s…when music videos were the most slutty content that was available to you thanks to shitty internet connection and cable TV…

She realized she was a one hit wonder so she married her producer who knocked her up…something that financially made sense to her, because he put her writing credit on a lot of his songs, including Bieber songs, meaning she makes fucking bank…but when you’re an egotistical cunt, making bank isn’t all there is to life…getting that fan base back up and running, running your own business, hosting shitty singing contest shows and not even as the main host because that’s how little you fucking matter…she’s gone back into music…all looking old in the face, old in the body, but wearing see through clothing, because nipples are what people want to see and she can spin that into money…or hits…or likes and follows…

So if mom nipples on a ex popstar turned gold digger trying to be a popstar at 40…it worked for Beyonce…it doesn’t get better than this.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

26

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for a Bikini Campaign of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago theme we have going on today here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini for a campaign…for her own brand of bikinis…because when you’re a bikini model all your life…and bikinis are all you know…you’d be crazy to take your broken english to any other platform than selling bikinis using your bikini body…until you’re too old to continue…but that you can sell off your share and run off with your rich as fuck baby daddy…living the good life…because you’ve fucking won…cashing checks…thanks to her willingness to get naked..they should send her to elementary schools across america to teach little girls what matters….and education…isn’t one of those things….having a fit body…is everything.

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE OF THE DAY CLICK HERE

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