2015
18
Nov
I decided to test out the good looking girl at the dog park…you know to see if she was worthy of me masturbating to her hot, legging wearing ass…..because as a fat, homeless, impotent man…that’s the best I can do…
So while in typical dogs sniffing each other’s asses, as I look into her eyes, letting her know that I too want to sniff her ass….so I busted out my:
“your dog is cool as fuck – is he vegan – my dog is vegan – what kind of mother are you that your dog isn’t vegan – I hope you don’t have actual kids. Seriously. You disgust me. I hope the authorities take him away from you for animal cruelty”…
Needless to say, she didn’t let me sniff her ass…I guess I’ll just have to do it when she’s not paying attention…
That said…do you ever wake up wishing you were Justin Bieber…
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Awesome Asses
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Raccoon Gets Revenge on Cat
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Hunger Games in Three Minutes
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Pixie Lott in a Tight Dress at an Event
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Face is So Fucked Up Looking
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Johnny Manziel Can Still Punch his Girlfriend
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Bella Thorne May or May Not Hate the Kardashians…or the Hadids…
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Cat VS Cucumbers….
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Girls Supporting Sports Teams
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Under the Sea Seminar…
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Apocalyptic Bunker of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
18
Nov
Because there is vagina lip in it….and as you know…vagina lip makes everything better to look at….especially when it is Disney starlet turned popstar lip…even if it has probably been banged out a lot because that’s the kind of feminist she is….vagina everywhere! For everyone. Perfect way to start the day…if you’re into vagina like me…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2015
17
Nov
Being the every important man on Tinder that I am, where my bio is “I’ll make you famous”, which is more of a joke, seeing as the only person I’ve made famous is Lindsay Lohan, yeah, that’s right, bet you didn’t know, I was the guy behind the enigma…
Either way, with “I’ll make you famous”…come “Make me famous” and with “Make me famous” comes “make me cum”…and with “make me cum”….comes “here’s my pussy pics”….with “here’s my pussy pics” comes “oh btw I can’t make you famous, that’s a joke”….and with “oh BTW (that’s by the way in young people speak), I can’t make you famous, that’s a joke”….comes “You manipulated me with your false promises”…and with “you manipulated me with your false promises”…comes “girl, I can’t even make myself famous, you made your own choices in life, let’s not blame me for pics you already had in your phone that you sent other tinders”…
It’s the generation of not being accountable….becauseI wasn’t trying to manipulate you – I was falling asleep….
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Taxi Driver’s of NYC Calendars..
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Juliette Lewis Braless
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Khloe Kardashian Waist Training…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Pookies
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Jennifer Lawrence Lookin’ Hot in White..Like a Virgin..Who Takes Spread Ass Pics…
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A Bunch of Girls Smoking Bongs
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Kate Hudson Showing You How To Make Men Kill Themselves…
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Mission Impossible Dog
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Jessica Biel is an Anti-Vaxxers….
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Bella Hadid Pretends She’s a Model in Red Leather Pants
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Lucy Aragon – Topless
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Miranda Kerr Midriff for Some Event in NYC….
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Johnny From The Karate Kid – On Bullyying…
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SLUT of the Day is Penny Mathis…
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Pam Anderson Flipping her Hair
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Elizabeth Banks…for SNL…
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Porsche Blames Paul Walker for his Death
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Abigail Ratchford as Wonder Woman
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Amanda Righetti Kickboxing…
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Malcolm in the Middle Trailer Inspired by Breaking Bad
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Gigi Hadid Shows her Midriff…
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Natalie Dormer for Women’s Health
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Aubrey O’Plaza in a White Dress
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Drunken Drunk Dial…
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Kittens Confused by Cones….
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Rita Ora in a Blazer….
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Ariel Winter Has Huge Tits
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Girls in Sports BRas
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Holly Holm Has a New Movie
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Katherine McNamara Photoshoot…
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Michalka Sisters in a Bras of the Day
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Christina Milian See Through
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Old People Ride an Escalator…
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Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Almost Got Egged…
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Emojis in the Dictionary
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Victoria Justice in a Tight Dress.
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Fan Girls….
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Grabbing Feet on the Freeway
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Wet T-Shirt Nipples on a Blonde
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
17
Nov
Kate Hudson is in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar….I guess she’s trying to promote a movie…because this is how press works…it’s all paid for by the movie companies to get buzz about the movies…because the more people care about the star, the more likely they will leave their house and buy an overpriced ticket to a shitty movie that will be like so many movies before it…only to be a sitting duck for an ISIS attack…who would probably know better than to shoot up a movie theater…since every time I’ve been to a movie, it’s the only way I can escape my wife, it’s been a fucking ghost town…and not the 100,000,000 tickets sold per week it once was…thanks to the interenet…
But I don’t see this as her promoting a movie, I see it more as some of the tricks she uses when fucking all the men she’s fucked, in efforts to win them over, or to get filled with their cum to have their out of wedlock kids, to give purpose in her empty hollywood lives…or in Owen Wilson’s case…to lead him to suicide attempts…I remember that day like it was yesterday…and the entire time I was like “how good does that bitch have to be in bed to make a dude who can fuck anything want to kill himself when she leaves, especially after knowing how she’s fucked everyone, or how she has a kid, and is just some broken rich kid you should just bang out and move on with….”…but I guess now, with these poses, that look like they belong in Shape Magazine, are the answer…”bitch can suck her fucking knee”…erotic.
Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW
2015
17
Nov
In the event you’re wondering how 40 year old Bella Thorne keeps her youthful body young enough to pass for 16, while to me looking old enough to be a mom, she doesn’t it through fitness…fitness she wanted to share with her fanbase of 12 year old girls…and their fathers…who are forced to watch her shitty TV shows…but luckily the shitty TV shows know to cast some busty, fit, redhead…to give father’s a reason to buy the merch and go to the feature film…because any marketer knows..it’s all about sex…make the girls want to be the girls the guys are jerking off to…even when doing it subconsciouly..or in Bella Thorne’s case…intentionally to become a household name…it’s like “don’t look my tits, I wore this because I didn’t want you to look at my tits, it’s just what girls work out in, it’s not about my tits, you pervert”….yet all I see are tits..
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2015
17
Nov
Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control…
Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion…
That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it.
Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW
2015
17
Nov
I don’t know why but in my notes I have a link to a modelmayhem that says “sign Alina Aliluykina to stepGIRLS”…a modelmayhem that no longer exists…I guess she’s made it, and felt having a modelmayhem account was cheap and not what real models have..
No wait, I do know why I had a note saying to sign this girl….it’s because of her massive fucking tits…tits that a girl who doesn’t need to be a modelmayhem caliber desperate to be a model…but who is no longer a modelmayhem caliber desperate to be a model…but rather is an actual model…who doesn’t actually get paid to model…but who gets naked in front of cameras for photographers with a following…who like her tits..
I assume someone advised her to delete modelmayhem….because it is trashy…and if you pretend you’re not trashy…the bookers will listen…especially with these tits…
I know nothing about her, but these are by pervert Playboy, LUI, Victoria’s Secret, Maxim photographer David Bellemere…who gets top quality girls naked…this one is for Treats! and her tits are massive…
This isn’t art, or fashion, it’s softcore porn, erotica..good…
Posted in:Alina Aliluykina
2015
17
Nov
Lucy Aragon is topless in Miami, you don’t know who she is, she’s barely an instagram model, but she’s roomates with a few instagram models and latching the fuck on…
I assume she’s in Miami preparing for Art Basel, not because she’s an artist, but because she’s into the scene and being part of all that the instagram models she’s befriended are into…There are a series of events all these idiots all go to, NY Fashion Week, SXSW, Coachella, Art Basel…who gives a fuck you scenester social media fucks…
Her claim to fame is having a snapchat tattoo, because she stupidly didn’t get pregnant from Evan from snapchat…before he was a massive billionaire….
But I guess the paparazzi, who are going broke, are desperate, as desperate as this hardly a model…getting topless to be seen…
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If you’re into things SNAPCHAT has put his dick in, other than piles of money, and all of the world’s private snaps, here’s his new girlfriend, Miranda Kerr who Dresses for New York Weather, without jacket, because that’s the kind of keen bitch she is, in her efforts to Lure in Billionaires
Posted in:Lucy Aragon|Miranda Kerr|Snapchat
2015
17
Nov
The terrible people at Victoria’s Secret, and their overpaid models, who don’t deserve the celebrity that they have…because they are just bodies in underwear…like all women…who wear underwear…only a little taller and more fit…but definitely not worthy of 50,000 dollar day rates…but I guess that’s an expense the brand is willing to pay, it is tax deductible and think off all the savings they make by producing their mall brand, low quality, cheesy design and concept, mass marketed product in sweatshops…
They’ve put together this Push Up Bra video, that probably cost them over 1,000,000 dollars, to help sell product and generate some buzz into the holiday season, that they won’t actually call the Holidays season, because along with ISIS, the war is also on Christmas…we are all god’s people, it’s about inclusion, and being politically correct, but the cunts in this campaign, don’t full agree, just ask them the last time they let a homeless guy eat their pussy…their answer will be that it kind of happend to one of their billboard, because homeless guys are perverts and need to jerk off to something…sometimes…they have nothing else going for them..
Either way, this is just more content to continue the crisis that is Victoria’s Secret…terrorizing the minds of our youth and wives..
But it makes for a pretty easy gift, and really if you gotta fuck your pig wife, this garbage is like putting some lipstick on her…
Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret
