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2015

17

Nov

Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day

Even if Pam Anderson was in a snowsuit, or a fur coat, because she’s really into fur, especially seal fur…or a big down jacket filled with Goose features and Coyote fur…she’s be in a see through enough dress…you see…because Pam Anderson’s career was established by being naked when she was in her 20s and you wanted to see her naked…we can just google image her tits in their various levels of implants…instead of looking at her Hep C Free body…in what must be her 50s…with her tits that may be under 5 years old, but that are covered in skin that has been stretched out over dozes of different implants..cut open over and over again…into what I can assume is a terrifying mess…it’s jsut best for her to keep her menopause to herself…

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2015

17

Nov

Sophie Simmons Instagram Modeling of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is really milking this instagram model concept hard…even though she looks more like what needs milking….#boobs

I don’t know anything about her, other than that she’s got a huge trust fund, she will inherit more money than god when her control freak father dies, and as a hobby, instead of taking up crotchet, or maybe a team sport, or helping the homeless, because they homeless smell bad….she’s decided to set up photoshoots of herself, for herself, and I guess her fans…because she saw a window of opportunity as all the other fat models started getting work…where she could do a whole “own my body, own my life” bullshit angle, that involves her spending days at the gym and bikini because she doesn’t actually love her body, or own her body, she is just open to showing it to you as she tries to get to a place where she too is a skinny girl…because the skinny girls are the ones the guys like best…and sure it may not be for guys, but what is she doing this for, if she’s got all the money in the world…seems like “Likes” is the currency she’s addicted to…

The whole thing is weird, I don’t mind girls in panties at all, obviously, but the idea of every girl posting her panties…just doesn’t make sense to me.Sure I’m glad it happens…But when did underwear become something people feel compelled to share…

I liked it better when you had to manipulate girls into that…when it just gets put out there…boring.

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2015

17

Nov

Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day

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A day is not a day, unless you look at Taylor Swifts Legs….which contrast nicely against her Donkey face…because you know, if she was in an anthropomorphic world…or movie…those teeth would be set on an awkward and clumsy long legged donkey…but instead they are on some hack of a popstar that has very little to offer, but who everyone loves, because she positioned herself strategically through country music and playing the victim, like every girl I have had sex with…but at least they are actually victims…I wouldn’t want for anyone I respect to live with that…which works out nicely…because I don’t respect anyone who has sex with me, I’m more the “I can’t believe you’re doing this, or allowing me to do this, what the hell is wrong with you”…

Not that that has anything to do with Taylor Swift and her mastermind of how the media and popculture works…in a “everyone is my friend, I’m so awkward, that’s why I collect models for Barbies”….kind of way….

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2015

17

Nov

Lizzy Caplan’s Big Break in Malibu Magazine of the Day

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Lizzy Caplan is from True Blood and some other bullshit, and now she’s got the prestigious credit to add to her resume, of being the December centerfold of Malibu magazine, that you can find being given out for free at restaurants and hotels in Malibu…and even some Malibu grocery stores…because as you know, Malibu is the niche market where important people live…so being in their community magazine is way more important than being in your local paper…unless you’re local paper is Malibu magazine, in which case you know just how important this is…

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2015

17

Nov

Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

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Apparently, this is Zoe Kravitz in a bikini…I wouldn’t know, because I don’t really like insignificant kids of people who are famous, but who I never really cared about, you know the light skin Denise from the Cosby show, that made no sense based on her coloring, making me think at a young age that Claire wasn’t loyal, and possibly the reason Bill went into drugging and raping girls…thanks to his power position…and Lenny Kravitz..who always annoyed me with his Jimmy Hendrix impersonation….creating life…that lives in Florida and acts like some spiritual, artist…floating through life…thanks to a trust fund…

I’m not bitter about rich kids, I just don’t believe they deserve attention, when all they do is produce shitty music and/or appear in movies…instead of using their money to do go in the world…

What I’m saying is that we don’t need another celebrity kid, trying to become a celebrity…the world or pop culture or the media is filled with enough garbage…and we should save the new recruit position for people who need the money…not the people who have it…Perpetuating the 1% is just annoying, especially when she’s not that interesting… even when it is in a bikini.

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2015

17

Nov

Emmy Rossum’s Fitness Porn of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is some girl who gets naked on TV because it was the only way she’d get work…and I don’t hate her for that…I hate her for her shitty curation and creative direction in her instagram pictures…because once we see your tits, whether in character on a show…or your simulated sex…whether in character on a show…we expect more than this…”I’ve got a tummy ache while engaging my abs at the gym, because fitness is the key to getting cast as a nude actress on TV, and my celiac disease won’t stop me from that…but it could make me shit myself and/or die…”….

At least she’s not a fake Gluten intolerant cunt, and her gluten actually leads to ass issues you probably wouldn’t want to come face to face with, despite your love for eating ass.

Either way, let her be an inspiraton for you all, and remember, she doesn’t get naked on TV because she seeks approval from having never met her father..you’d be crazy to think that.

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2015

17

Nov

Miley and her Pipe of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of herself sucking on some pipe…some blunts…and just looking like she’s been masturbating…in what I call taking an avrage looking skinny girl…and turning her into a product marketed to suburban hipster 12 year olds…while getting her naked, keeping her eddy and controversial, like she was a new age Madonna, because that’s what the TUMBLR crowd want..

We can all agree…those were a good excuse to post the pics of her sucking a dildo again, because that’s really the only reason I posted her bullshit social media weridness that’s contrived and try hard…while these terry pics…are worth staring at…I’m still not over them

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2015

17

Nov

Maggie Duran is the Topless Instagram Model of the Day

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Her name is Maggie Duran…she’s a bit of an instagram model – so let’s call this whore what she’s been working on….and that’ @Maggiedurann ….

Now I don’t know @Maggiedurann….so maybe I’m an asshole in assuming that she’s some narcissist show off who thinks she deserves to be in front of the camera…

Or that she’s trying to become famous, or at least famous enough to get dudes with money to make her babies…

Because it’s the dream…everyone wants that fame for nothing…and in some cases..like in @Maggiedurann’s case..they’ll get naked enough for it..

Making her pretty fucking amazing…the kind of Christian who puts her tits out there for everyone to see…because it’s just tits, the tap of life for babies everywhere, and not a fuck video..

I believe the fame whore, social media whore, instagram model movement is dead, it’s boring…but I guess as long as the low levels are putting their tits out there for “art”..there’s still value to what they do…beause we like tits…and need girls showing them…

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2015

17

Nov

Kira Kosarin is Fun Jailbait of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is the new Jailbait to pay attention to. Unfortunately for the real perverts, she’s already 18, so there’s not going to be a build up of her being slutty for attention knowing she’s 17, before turning 18, and fading into obscurity, she’s more the “Here I am, I’m 18, and I’m half naked, because my body is insane, look at it, it’s insane right”…

Right.

She’s from Florida, which seems to be the hub for these stage parents, I guess it’s either meth, bathsalts or sell my whore daughter to the industry for Jesus people…and she’s known for having a youtube channel and being on Nickelodeon, who love girls with Youtube Channels…because it helps them stay relevant.

Here’s some of her snapchats/instagram/ look at me pics…