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Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day

Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day

Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day

Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2015

Dec

Anja Rubik Nipples for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a titty model…and Vogue is a Titty Magazine…they are just clever about it and put Fashion in their description, so that every serious corporation knows that they are luxurious tits…and not just any instagram model tits…you know tits that have been cultivated amongst the richest and classiest people…draped in the richest and classiest robes and fabrics….while shot by the highest paid and international photographers…who are in on this racket too…

Because when you break it down…you know really deconstruct it…a tit is a tit…even the feminists will argue that when arguing for their right to walk around topless “Our tits are like your tits, we are all one tit, under the image of God, even though we can’t say God exists, that’s not progressive and inclusive or politically correct”…

And this to me is no different than the stills they take on porn sets before the fucking…which are sometimes set in very classy places…you know…

It’s all just tits..whether some high brow bullshit artist who calls himself an artist when he’s really just a pervert tells her to pull out her tit…or some dude who accepts being a pervert who could never pull it off as an artist so he works in porn or not…it’s all the fucking same…and by that I mean..I want to suck them all the same…and I don’t care about context…

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2015

Dec

Emily Bett Rickards in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t watch Arrow, there’s something about Low Budget, Canadian produced garbage TV shows that I fucking hate and have hated since Xena Warrior Princess and Hercules…it makes me want to break shit…

But then again, I generally hate all TV…but nerds love all things comic, and there are a series of these Vancouver made comic based shows, and this girl…mily Bett Rickards….happens to be “the hot chick” on one of them..

She’s from Vancouver, which means we’ve probably met at the Canada meeting all Canadians attend….she booked this show, with a talking role, so that now she can move to Hollywood and become famous…she’s only 24 and it seems everyone from Beiber to Drake to the Weekend to Jim Carrey, Pam Anderson, Obama, and everyone in Between is Canada…because Canada is an inclusive nation…filled with girls who just want to be as famous as the American girls..and who will get into bikinis that show off their nipple rings to do that…

They are my people, I must embrace them…even if embracing them will come with assault charges….girls can be so uptight.

I SPOKE TOO SOON – She is a Tranny…or a Gymnast…Distracted by the hard nipple…

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2015

Dec

Eliza Dushku’s Mormon Crotch Shot of the Day of the Day

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Eliza Dushku had a window of opportunity, where she cashed in on being the hot girl, in teen comedies, that at the time were pretty much some variation of American Pie…and really popular, but more importantly, she was on the very nerd friendly Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s spinoff Angel, that if you had any socially awkward friends, or if you were socially awkward, and not in the drink yourself stupid and only hang out with hookers socially awkward, but rather the socially awkward because you’re so pumped on shit like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s Spinoff Angel….you probably remember her…thanks to the tattoo you got of her on your calf…weirdo…

She was a mormon, which means she’s probably sexually very wild, thanks to that oppression, so wild she dated Rick Fox (a black man)…out of wedlock…for 5 years…

I am not really sure where her career went…she’s back in Boston going to school or some shit..while maintaining her fan base, because even after they throw in the towel, they always come back….acting is too fucking easy, when you’ve got a couple million in the bank, while working 9-5 at anything just fucking scuks…

But while she pretends to be bettering herself at 34…to complete what she started, school…or possibly finding her religion since hollywood is soul raping…and people need saving after they are done with it…she’s letting her dog sniff and nook up in her pussy….which I guess is something you’d want to share to your fans too…subtle, SFW…MORMOM pussy shots..where that she’s probably on her period…if you still get those at 35…..

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2015

Dec

Vagina Perfume Prank….and Other Videos of the Day

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Festive Walmart Employee Brawl

When Two Trucks Collide

Man VS Train….Spoiler Alert – The Train Wins

Prison Escape of the Day

Dude Gets Shot on CCTV in Conencticut

Old Lady Scares off Robbers

Man VS People Buying Lotto Tickets with Food Stamps

Ravers…

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2015

Dec

Gigi Hadid is Day 2 Of Love Magazine’s Christmas Advent Calendar of the Day

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Porny and Disco Gigi….for Christmas / Holiday / Since Christmas is racist..

Obviously the second day at Love Magazine’s advent calendar is Gigi Hadid…a model who looks like a regular girl…but who everyone loves…because she’s affiliated with a Jenner, and has managed to have a legitimate “career”…thanks to having a lot of instagram followers and a model mom who is just as big of a fame whore as Kris Jenner…she’s on the Real Housewives show…

It’s like LA is a magnet for these aspiring sugar babies…and they have babies…they pass on their vain, disgusting, materialistic, moraless, prostitute to the rich personalities to…

I think Gigi is all hype, mocking the modeling industry, but with anything with a vagina, getting naked for validation and cash, I still approve..

I mean shs’s a young slutty rich kid…nothing wrong with that…I mean other than her personality, but who cares about that…we don’t hang out with her..

Check out Love Magazine and Theri Domination of December with everyone and anyone relevant half naked in lingerie …. HERE

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2015

Dec

Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone Italy of the Day

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Lady Gaga is so famous that Rolling Stone Italy is doing features on her…you know you’re really on the rise and not the decline when all your competitors are still making money, while no one gives a fuck about you, except maybe fans of American Horror Story…and Obscure market Rolling Stone, because like David Hasselhoff, some countries get into things, especially their own lineage of people, who have made it…

I figure Gaga is talented enough to keep powering through…rich enough to retire…getting residuals to continue earning for the rest of her life…so that even with what she’s banked…she’ll still bring in more…

I figure she’s still got fans, people still love her, and only I am grateful or hopeful of her ending…because she was a lot of flash in the pan..and that kind of shit, even when nudity is involved…annoys the fuck out of me…

Either way, not sure if this is a new shoot or old shoot..but it’s a shoot..

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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like sexting with young feminists…because their mind says no…but their body says yes…

It’s like they hate being “sexualized”…and say “stop sexualizing’…when you ask for their vagina pics to jerk off to…and when you ignore them they say “I’m here in bed naked”….trying to bait you in…only to take that orgasm away from you…when you fall for their feminist trap…

It’s like a lot of fucking work to get to the same common goal, that’s why you need to stick to moms, with careers, who either hate their husbands or are divorced from their husbands…they just go direct to the “tell me to finger myself, I have 7 minutes”…

Romance…is so complicated these days…especailly when cheating on my wife with internet strangers…

Here are some morning links for Christmas…

A Bunch of Hot Puck SLuts
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Mark Zuckerberg is Giving 99% of Facebook chairs to Charity in His Lifetime…Thanks to Giving Birth and Being The Mesiah who controls us
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Honest Trailer of Fantastic Four
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Slutty Girls Bending…Like Sluts
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Amanda Bynes is No Longer a Crackhead – but She’s Got Tits
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Paris Hilton is All Tied Up
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Leonardo DiCaprio Didn’t Get Raped By a Bear
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Got the time….
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2015

Dec

Pornstar and Teen Mother Farrah Abraham in Lingerie for Christmas of the Day

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I feel like a lot of pornstars start their sex lives out with being either teen mothers, teen aborters, or teen taking as much cock as possible because it feels good and fills the emptiness in their soul…and thus leads to producing content that fills the emptiness in our soul….

Maybe I am just typecasting girls who are addicted to sex so hard that they end up doing it as a career because they think it will lead to fame and fortune, who are either too smart to do a normal job when they can just fuck for money on screen…and feel like stars….or maybe they are just too dumb to know better than thing being fucked up the ass is the answer to their problems…that started in their white trash, raped by family members…or neighbors…you know cuz you have to be fucked in the head to be a pornstar…and/or a teen mom…

Either way from MTV, to PORN, to Best Selling Author, back to Porn, Back to MTV, etc….Farrah Abraham…an inspiration to white trash everywhere…

Here’s some lingerie shoot she’s doing for the holidays…she’s the Christmas monster…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE LINGERIE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER PORNO – BACKDOOR ANAL – AND THE SQUIRT CLIP CLICK HERE

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE LINGERIE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER PORNO – BACKDOOR ANAL – AND THE SQUIRT CLIP CLICK HERE

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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Christmas is coming and so should you…

Here are some stepLINKS

Come to Them….Or just click em….I’m drunk….making girls sit on my lap asking me for gifts….this waitress hates me

Leonardo DiCaprio Raped By a Bear
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Oh Shit – Girls in Sports Bras…
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Push Up Bra
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Freaky Couple in their Underwear
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Farrah Abraham in Lingerie
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Black Friday in Brazil…is Hilarious..
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Sara Jean Underwood has a Great Ass
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Adriana Lima Plays With Herself and Not in a Good Way
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The Gayest Celebrity Beef of the Day
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Batman VS Superman Sneak Peak
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Maitland Ward Nipples
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Slutty Girls with Thigh Gaps
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Slut of the Day
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Emily Bett Rickards Nipples in a Bikini
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Buddhist Monk Mind over Fire
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Jennifer Aniston’s Husband Supports 9/11 or Something…
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Toddler Mind Blown By Sliding Doors
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Elizabeth Olsen – The Other Olsen Twin – Got Dumped
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Melissa Castagnoli in a Bikini….
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Kristen Stewart Shaved
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Vanessa Paradis Booty for Vogue
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Keanu Reeves and Ruby Rose On Set
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A Bunch of Useless Blonde Chicks
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Some Pencil Lead Art…
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Cat Gently Stroking a Pig
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Emmy Rossum is a Useless Red Dress Wearing Played Out Nude Actor
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Eliza Gonzalez is Hot in a Bikini
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Kourtney Kardashian in Thigh High Boots
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The Prince May or May Not have a Boner
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The Hulk is Korean Now
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Marksman and his Trick Shots
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Sluts in Beanies.
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Kite Surfer Jumps an Island
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Pornstar James Deen, like all Men….but maybe more than others, since he’s in porn and probably a woman hater who needs to next level things to get off…is being accused of raping 3 pornstars…who are still people and capable of being raped…No Means No
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Courtney Cox is Single…Score?
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Bouncing Boobs at the Beach
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Huge Tits Busting Out of a Corset
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Lesbian PArty!
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Girl Kills it On her Selfie With these Pussy Pics
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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Chick in the Dressing Room – Getting Dressed
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Just Recycling Food…
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Just a Greek Chick on the Beach
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Some Miley Pussy Pics You’ve Probably Seen
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Random Tumblr Porn….
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Real Girls Gone Bad!
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2015

Dec

Jessica Simpson’s Fitness Ass of the Day

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I couldn’t end the day with a talentless little troll who was born into a porn family and thus has the right or the star power to promote nonsense products to the vapid youth that follow her….

Even if I see comedy in her wearing assless pants like a homo at the leatherbar on a Saturday night..

I figured, I should post this doctored picture of mom and fitness guru to the fat middle americans who buy her affordable clothing that has made her a billionaire…Jessica Simpson…

Because she knows that being fat does pay, but in her case it paid to make her lose the weight, bringing her to this healthy place where she feels comfortable, sexy and willing to show off that mid 30s mom ass…

She’s more of the mom who’s tits you stare at, but this booty’s something different, and at least when she does it, it’s because she earned the right to do it, through being a pop icon…rather than a Kardashian…who is just garbage…

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