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2015

01

Dec

Kylie Jenner in Assless Pants and a Wheelchair for Interview Magazine of the Day

Kylie Jenner is playing a sexbot, fem bot, robot, drone, AI, which I am sure hits close to home, since she’s pretty much just a puppet her mom shat out of her vagina and modified in the lab in the basement to sell product to a specific market…

Who at 18, is rocking assless chaps, like some kind of Gay cowboy only black rappers, who aren’t even good rappers, but who add to a storyline for the family, get up inside…and I guess..this is probably her hottest shoot to date…which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying that I don’t hate everything the Kardashians do in their whoring, even if as a general global statement, they are the cancer on my dick, next to the genital warts and herpes scabs….and far more gross…you know the worst of the worst….

But like this…or getting fucked…I can handle their fame whoring…

This is for Interview magazine and is her most interesting cry for attention because her parents are too into themselves to notice her…

Fetishy…porny…good 18 year old who fuck 30 year old because she’s broken behavior…for a magazine that loves all things “celebrity”…even useless things that are “celebrity”…not that you couldn’t find a use for Kylie, you probably already have…

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2015

01

Dec

Rita Ora Nipple Slip of the Day

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Nipples are everywhere in the UK…

Rita Ora, who is everyone’s favorite Rihanna impersonator…the girl who is probably also the highest paid Rihanna Impersonator…even though no one really knows what she does other than Rihanna Impersonating…and/or getting a couple of verses on some songs guys she fucks produce…flashed her nipple to the paparazzi…because she needs and wants you talking about her…it’s good for business..

To think anything any of these people do isn’t calculated is just ignorant…they only exist because they want so badly to exist and will work every single angle they fucking can…

Now I don’t give a fuck about a bootleg Rihanna, or even the actual Rihanna..I don’t care about a Rihanna impersonator, or someone who doesn’t even realize she’s a Rihanna Impersonator…I can say with confidence I will never consciously listen to her music…

But I do like nipple slips…even when staged thay feel so real…

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2015

01

Dec

Botox Face Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan…and I am a fan…even if she hates me and never calls, emails, or invites me on luxurious vacations rich guys are taken her on…

When she was 18 years old, she had so much botox and face fillers that she looked 40, so that now when she’s 30, I assume she’s 30 by now, she still looks 40…so I guess that’s how Botox work…

As far as I’m concered Bella Thorne, the bootleg Lohan looks just as old as Lohan, but pretends she’s 18…so maybe it’s a redheaded exploited by their family thing…

And really, this December 1st, is just a celebration of Lohan Being alive..and not dead…as she is the most magical a creature I’ve ever come across in this pathetic life I live…

Sure that’s not saying much…but that’s saying something…and that is that Lohan is forever…even when she’s virtually dead….

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2015

01

Dec

Sarah Hyland Pantsless of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is one of the creepiest celebrities because she looks 12 – but isn’t 12…she lives that adult life…with adult issues…like an ex boyfriend who beats her and she had to get restraining order from…to hanging with Colombian hookers who teach her the way to succeed via tits…but she looks like someone you want to ask if they’ve lost their parents if you were to find her at Disney, for her to respond “no I just fuck the execs here to get work”…seeing as Disney owns ABC…a a baby Herman situation…you know created by the industry, fed hormones by the industry, so that her stage mom could really maximize her career when she knew she was cute, not thinking about how terrifying adult babies in lingerie could possibly be….

It’s funny that pedophilia or sex offending is based on actual age, not the fact the underdeveloped 18 year olds who look 10, would take a real pervert to fuck…or retards who are 18 but act 4 are also fair game for a real pervert to fuck…but 17 and a half year olds who look 40…will get you in jail..interesting law., you should start a campaign against it…I’m sure it’ll go over well at your local high school…

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2015

01

Dec

Elle Goulding Nipple in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding has nipples…that she wants you to see…as most girls with nipples do…

It’s like they sexualize their nipples more than guys sexualize nipples…all temping us with them and making us look at them…even when some of us only really care about looking at your asshole while fucking your pussy…

It’s like some days the nipple is a “suck on my tits while I cum”…and other days it’s “my nipples aren’t sex objects, stop, MAN”…

Get your fucking story straight…sshole…

If you don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, or what nipples you’re looking at, I can assure you, her “work” will not be life changing

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2015

01

Dec

Paris Hilton for Paper Magazine of the Day

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Paris Hilton is back at it..putting her booty into it…a booty so tainted yet amazing, I’d spend at least an hour sniffing..

I guess she’s on some pre-40 year old comeback tour…or midlife crisis…because despite having made a ton of money and is still making a ton of money…she want’s some of that attention her fat brown friend is getting…

It’s like she’s decided to go back to low level modeling to generate some buzz for her, not because she needs it for her business or money, but because she’s Paris Hilton and deserves it…at least in her mind…

Living the last 5-10 years as the bootleg Kim Kardashian, because Kim Kardashian stole everything she built from her…in a never trust your brown friends you treat like shit to be nice to you…unless Paris is smarter than any of us actually think she is and worked out a deal with the Kardashians where that she gets 10 percent of everything they make for the lifetime…which would have been the smart thing to do when giving her all your trade secrets…in a step by step school of making stupid money….by being nothing…and doing nothing…

I’d actually be shocked if Paris doesn’t get backend residuals for Kim K and the gang of idiots…

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2015

01

Dec

Selena Gomez VS Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

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Victoria’s pulling out their big guns to promote their shitty televised infomercial….and they are using Selena Gomez and her following of dumb tween girls to do it…

Selena Gomez is promoting her big break as a performer at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, who I guess are paying her by doing this viral video to promote her shitty song, as the models, who are much hotter than Selena Gomez, lip syncing…with some Selena fake titty lupus and Chemotherapy tits…in the mix…

As shitty a product and brand Victoria’s Secret is…some of these girls are pretty good…and despite how dumb this video is…and how bad this song is…some of these girls are pretty good…and despite how annoying Selena Gomez is in her bullshit career…as long as her tits are out there…it’s ok…and as annoying as each of these overrated girls looks trying to act…they are still pretty good..

Garbage…but hot chicks doing anything…even cheesy things..is hard to really not watch…if you have absolutely nothing to do…

That said, Fat Adriana Lima is Creepy and Grabbing At Herself of the Day

I guess Adriana Lima is up on the “fat chicks get work”…..”fat chicks get the jobs”….”Fat chicks get celebrated for being fat, so why the fuck am I going to work out 8 hours a day for my millionss of dollars, when I can just eat as much as I fucking want and pretend it’s a feminist movement, that I’ve made millions making girls feel insecure about themselves, but that I don’t need that Patriarchy machine to hold me down, even if they are her only employer”….because why work, when you can just take the jobs and pretend it’s more than just getting old and tired, like there’s purpose to it…when really it’s just lainess…

I don’t know why a model gets a wax figure, but I know there’s a fetish in watching a model play with a clone of herself, especially for you scifi weirdos who remember LIMA as one of the hottest models to exist the last 20 years…

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2015

01

Dec

Amanda Bynes Big Tits of the Day

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Amanda Bynes and her big breasts…looking all fat thanks to anti-depressants and not being on drugs….is far more boring than when she had her total fucking meltdown…because like most guys, I love when bitches lose their fucking minds, they are more fun to fuck, just so long as we don’t live with them or are married to them, because that shit makes for serious hell…

I really appreciated her tabloid fodder, the antics she was pulling, the crazy shit she was saying and posting, the pics..pretty much the entire experience…I even liked when I was talking to her alias on twitter…she seemed like a good time….

It’s just not the same when I see her giving in to society…it’s like they took her fucking soul…But she’s still got tis, and I guess she’s not that child star she was…but rather some Anna Nicole Smith looking doughy cartoon character, who is just a week of skipping her pills away from being a real fucking good time…so here’s hoping for the return of the only AManda Bynes I appreciate..

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2015

01

Dec

Jewel in a Bikini of the Day

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If you’re wondering how Jewel, a huge popstar, who has sold so many fucking albums in her career managed to go from Alaska to LA, living in her car with a dream that one day she’d sell millions of records, ended up living out that dream…even though most people you have heard live in their car, usually end up selling their car, for more drugs to ease their pain, before dying in a fucking ditch…but this one, goes onto to be hugely fucking famous in the late 90s…it’s because of this body that 20 years later, that’s 20 years later, the age of girls I have sex with later, she’s still got a banging body…even after having kids…it’s safe to say that she’s got more than just singer songwriting talent, but also hippie ALaskan, thick skinned, good to cum on tit talent…she probably learned practicing on the roughnecks working the mines and fishing….you know the kind of girl you can plow the fuck into as hard as you can…

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2015

01

Dec

Nicola Mcleam See Through of the Day

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In a world full of fat chicks being objectified as if they were skinny chicks, but packaged as though they are breaking down boundaries, even if the intended purpose of said fat chick being objectified is the exact same of that exploitation or objectification of the skinny girl before her, only now, instead of “check out these tits”…they say “check out this courage”…

I like to pay attention to original fame whores, like Nicola McLean, who must be 40, despite looking 60, who understand that showing their tits is what matters and why they exist and had the life they had, by showing their tits…as a tribute to better days..

No, I don’t remember Nicola McLean, the UK Glamour model… but I’m sure she’s been around…at least according to her rugged well traveled look…

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