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2015

11

Nov

Kasia Struss and Maaike Klaasen by Ellen Von Unwerth for BlackOut Exhibit of the Day

Memorieslab has partnered with one of the best fashion and erotic photographer named Ellen von Unwerth for an online photo exhibition titled “BlackOut”…featuring actual models Kasia Struss and Maaike, ridiculius named, but topless…

I appreciate these pictures, because there’s a little production, concept, talent, story behind them…I like that actual models are being used in the photoshoot…because I am fed up with all this flimsy, pointless, photoshoot for the sake of photoshoot, model for the sake of getting attention and a dream of being a model…it’s lowered the quality of photoshoots, of naked girls, and have saturated the market, produced so much of the same, and is all easy to fake with current technology…

I hate that no budget, no “wtf?”…no comedy…go into this “girl in bed or shower naked”…even though she’s not an actual model and works at the local starbucks…all for instagram…

I have pretty much thrown in the towel on photos, photoshoots, instagram, all that shit..it’s so played out…but when a real photographer, a celebrated photographer, a talented photographer gets some girls topless in a cool fucking setting…because she’s actually good at photos…I remember…that I can’t let all the poser, try hard, I still don’t mind seeing every girl in the world naked for free, motherfuckers…ruin something I used to love so much I’d jerk off to…

This is what they wrote about the exhibit…I guess fill it up with nonsense words and bullshit artist statements because the world is pretentious…and this really makes it feel like art…like these instagram photographers who print magazines once a year to pretend they are a legit magazine…all to get girls naked…

Carefully chosen by the photographer, the two models, Kasia Struss and Maaike Klaasen, endure a blackout in the middle of the Californian desert. A dramatic and post-apocalyptic adventure with nothing around but an abandoned gas station and blinding heat.

As a pioneer of a pictorial language that sublimates feminity, Ellen von Unwerth, pushes her boundaries once again by adding a layer of indisputable trauma to her heroines in the theme of memories, and a result of their loss.

Here are the 30 images that are up for sale and signed by the photographer at: MEMORIESLAB

Posted in:Art|Ellen von Unwerth|Kasia Struss|SFW

2015

11

Nov

Weirdo Church Video for the Red Cups and Other Videos of the Day

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Student Beating

Two Year Old Driving Motorbike

Car Recovery Fail

How to Run a Roundabout

11 Year Old Shot After Attacking Israeli Security Guard…

Another Palestinian Attacks Soldier – Gets Shot

Slippery Roads

Church Worker Stealing..

Brazilian Prison Torture – Pepper Ass

Deer VS Dollar Store

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

11

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s veteran’s day where we pay tribute to people have sacrificed their lives to fight fights, motivated by patriotism and expensive education…maybe even manipulated by the government and their childish/personal/ world power agenda….but they still sacrificed their lives for you. So pay tribute.

It’s not veteran pervert blogger day, that day doesn’t exist, even though it is every day for me…no guns will get shot off, at least not the traditional kind, unless it’s an upset boyfriend….no parades will happen…I probably won’t be getting any masturbation videos to say “thanks for your sacrifices”….because girls seem to have stopped sending those…because I’m a veteran…what I get now is asking for sex advice or how to seduce other guys who aren’t me…like an old timer.

Yes, I made veterans day about me…I write a fucking blog..there’s very little less self involved than that…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Titty Battle at Some Event
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Shia LeBeef is a Joker
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Wheel of Fortune Contestant of the Day
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American’s for Veterans Day
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Reese Witherspoon’s a Wrinkly Bitch
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Sarah Jean Underwood Fake Side Tit
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National Beard and Moustache Convention
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NBC Execs are Not Happy about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani’s Homosexual Relationship
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Bitter Wife Pick-Up Truck of the Day
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Some Silly Grim Reaper Prank
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Some Chick Named Kate England
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Bitches in Beanies
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2015

11

Nov

Victoria’s Secret snapchatted the Fashion Show to Reach the Youth and it Sucked of the Day

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Here are the screenshots in took of the Victoria’s Secret infomercial taping – that seems terribly boring and exactly the same as every year – because why change a great marketing event going into Holiday. Their busiest time of year.

They can throw in Kendall and Gigi Hadid to get the social media coverage – since those girls have fans…and idiots will watch the nonsense and buy their products but in an era of porn and Instagram photoshoots with actual hot girls…why bother with this…

That said…here are the ghetto fucking screenshots….yes…I did them myself…and spent all of 2 minutes on uploading…you know nothing but top quality here…

Posted in:Events|SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Red cups remind of Jesus blood….which reminds me of myself…because I am an egotistical narcissitic instagram whore…

And sometimes I revisit the first post I ever wrote on the site – on November 23, 2004 (almost anniversary)….to see if I achieved my mission statement….and stuck to the original plan….
“Here, We Will Take Off Our Pants:

I like to drink and I am a stepfather, your stepfather.

I will show you things that you will like…

I will help you become a better person…

We only feature things we think are worth posting

Sometimes they will be offensive, sometimes funny, sometimes not cool at all.

It is hit and miss and I am drunk.

I am not willing to put all that much thought into it and why I find funny or worth posting now, may not be funny or worth reading in an hour.

This is DrunkenStepfather.

Send me naked pictures of your sisters, girlfriends, mothers and friends.

I get lonely typing blogs and need jerk-off material, even though I am impotent.

Cuddles.”

Original Post HERE

PS – I love quoting myself…

HEre are links…

Pornstars from the 80s VS Now..
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Clip in Hair Bun…
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Korean Singing Adele…
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Fan Girls of the Day
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Bai Ling Sideboob…
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Khlozilla’s Face is Busted…
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Jessica Cribbon in a Bikini
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Weed Smoking Secretary in Lingerie – Naughty
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50 Cent has a Bullet in His Tongue That’s Great for Eating Ass
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Reese Witherspoon Cleavage
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Jennifer Lawrence Fat Legs
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The Kardashian’s Have a New Slutty Friend – Who is a Big Girl in a Sheer Top
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Too Many Clothes of the Day
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Slut of the Day….
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Sarah Silverman Tits
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Whores in Bikinis
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Daredevil Climbs the Eifel Tower
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Busty Girls Not Wearing BRas
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Bai Ling Side Boob
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Lucy Collett Naked in Zoo Magazine
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Cage Diving with Great White Shark
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Urine Therapy
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Isla Fisher Ass in Leggings
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Selena Gomez Cum Repellant Dress
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Posh Spice in a Red Dress
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Farrah Abraham Wants to Adopt…
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie…
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Some Topless Whore at the Beach
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Truck Driver of the Day
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Great White Shark Cage
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Funeral Ho
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Model in Shorts
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Femen Wins in Court
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Ireland Baldwin Beast Mode
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Gemma Arterton Has Breasts…Like Most Non Cancer Victims over the age of 10
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Making Wheelchairs Obsolete
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Mid Air Seizure
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Jennifer Lawrence is Boring…
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Shia LaBeouf is an Artist…
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Girls in Flannel
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Huge Tits
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Lucy Gets Her Tits Out….
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Titties of the Day
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Some Bitch Named Elvira
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Masturbate on a Bench of the Day
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When Assholes Talk
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Huge Tits…in a Weird Dress
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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2015

10

Nov

Liv Tyler Nipple for Yahoo! of the Day

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Liv Tyler’s nipple is visible for Yahoo!, because Yahoo!, like Google, is a porn site, they just don’t market themselves that way, even though the number 1 thing they get traffic for, and monetize with ads is “PORN”….and why not use Liv Tyler as their soft sell approach to a porn star…because she didn’t have a father until she was a teen, then she found out her father was in a massive band and that her mom was a famewhore groupie who gets knocked up by guys in huge bands…only to leverage her new name…or his name that she figured she’d use professionally, because he is her dad after all, biologically..counts…and then she became an it girl…and now she’s old…but still has nipples…what look like real big nipples…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Liv Tyler|SFW

2015

10

Nov

ELsa Hosk’s Nipple of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being cast for Victoria’s Secret when the company was going through a rebrand last year, after everything went stale..and they realized they needed new blood – featuring instagram models who work for far less than traditional models…because they were getting naked for likes before a big brand got behind them…

Well, now she’s walking around with a sheer top – and in case you were wondering…still has her nipples…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2015

10

Nov

Pia Mia Perez Fake Tits in a Bikini Cuz She’s a Fame Whore of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some girl who was exploited by her parents at a young age in US Guam…before coming to mainland to make her way as a social media whore…I figure as an asian, it was send her to mainland china to work the factory, to GUAM airforce base to work the stripclub for the troops, or do the hollywood thing…

Well, now she’s got fake tits..or at least it seems like fake tits on her little body…because it allows her parents to maximize their earnings with her and her youtube channel…as they push her into the hip hop singing nonsense she’s doing…

Posted in:Pia Mia Perez|SFW

2015

10

Nov

Emma Watson Vogue Italy November for the Harry Potter Fans of the Day

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My favorite thing about Emma Watson is that grown men with no friends…have been masturbating to her…since she was 10…not because she was 10, they weren’t necessarily pedophiles, but the kind of social outcasts who just lock into the fantasy of “one day she’ll be 18″…and spend days doing computer generated pictures of her…at 18…by cropping her head on a naked body..to cum…because of love…

Here she is in Vogue Italy, now over 18, and still exciting to those Harry Potter fans…who are committed to the motherfucking cause and I guess she’s a good thing to be committed to, as jerking off to Harry Potter himself would be creepier..especially if they aren’t gay but just so into Harry Potter they cum when they think of it…

Nerds into Wizards freak me out…

Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2015

10

Nov

Elsa Pataky in her Bra for Some Bullshit of the Day

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This is all so stupid..but here’s some Elsa Pataky doing some bikini shoot…for some random bullshit..

She’s 39 and was in Fast and the Furious…so that means a bunch of the lamest motherfuckers in the world, who sit through movies like Fast and the Furious, like you…love her..

She’s too old for me, even if she’s fit…she died at 25…and she can keep trying, and she does keep trying…it gets her in movies…and movies make her money..so who gives a fuck about what I have to say about another girl getting in a bra to appease the male audience..by objectifying herself to get ahead because she feels it is the only way in the Patriarchal world we live in…where I am king and you are my minions…

Posted in:Elsa Pataky|SFW