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2015

09

Nov

Demi Lovato’s Thick Leg in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

You know, the caption “THICK LEG IN FUCK ME BOOTS”…is a hot fucking visual, gives a hot fucking concept, even for someone who likes skinny girls, because a thick leg is so sturdy sounding and fuck me boots are so hot, because fucking a skinny bitch is ok, but requires work, but a thick leg to me means a strong leg, and capable of riding my lazy big belly for hours…thick leg is also good to wrap around my neck…

But Demi Lovato…ruins it…when it’s her thick leg in fuck me boots…makes the whole thing substantially too real…

I just find her totally unattractive, even disgusting to look at. I also think her whole “embrace your body”…marketing campaign is manipulative, but I guess as a Disney Kid, manipulative marketing is all she’s been trained in…

Here she is performing…

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2015

09

Nov

Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking….

I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program…

In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel…

Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work…

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This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid…

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Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2015

09

Nov

Sophie Simmons Instagram Whore Hustle of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is another rich kid who wants to be a social media star..which is a weird fucking goal for someone who is set to inherit half of her dad’s billion dollar fortune…so I guess get those panty pics that used to reserved for selfies with boyfriends but why not put it out there for everyone – because those likes feel so fucking good…because daddy never said “I love you enough”…he was too busy fucking 80000 KISS FANS…

Either way, hard nipples, average body she’s working so hard for you to see, and whatever works in this attention whoring world we live in…right…

So whatever the reason for the fitness kick…and being fat on TV when she was on TV…and not getting famous from it…she can only blame being fat for that because blaming her personality…would be harder to accept…

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2015

09

Nov

Jackie Cruz Orange is the New Black in a White Thong of the Day

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Orange you glad to see Jackie Cruz in a thong bikini…

Orange maybe you’re like me and you have no idea who Jackie Cruz is…thanks to writing this badly written pop culture website with no knowledge of really anything that has anything to do with anything….but my own drunken sexual dysfunctions…

Well, she’s on Orange is the New black…where I guess she has lesbian sex…because I think that’s what that show is about…you’ve probably seen her naked, but I’m too lazy to google her

And she gets in thongs in Miami, as Miami people do…which isn’t all that exciting, unless you’re into her and her ethnically ambigous…gender ambiguous…face…and ass…in a thong…for the record…she’s Domincan….and not a Kardashian..

This is my favorite thing about her:

At age 16, Cruz moved out of her mother’s apartment and became homeless.[8] When she was 17, she was the victim of a car accident where she suffered a collapsed lung, as well as a coma and having to undergo brain surgery.[5][11][4][8] Her song “Sweet Sixteen” is based on the incident.[8]

Rough life – beach living..

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Posted in:Jackie Cruz|SFW

2015

09

Nov

Olivia Culpo for Galore of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is some MISS USA, Nick Jonas NUDE MODEL FOR A MAGAZINE , trying to get more and more high profile, and having it work, because the world is pretty fucking basic and the tactics needed to get a career after already fucking a Jonas Brother, is as simple as getting naked..it has worked so fucking well for all these instagram whores…

Well, now she’s sucking a Fanta in a bikini for GALORE …the magazine that throws all the cool parties at all the cool events…who suck up to the celebrities they feature…because celebrities love being sucked up to…and I am not calling Olivia Culpo or any of the other instagram whores they hang with celebrities, they just think they are and get to fuck celebrities, like hookers…but less obvious than sitting on the side of the street with soiled panties from all the broken condoms and broken dreams in broken homes that brought them into that alley….

What was I saying again? I got too into my street hooker analogy…that visual…was less generic than these visuals of this hooker..

Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2015

09

Nov

Jewel Tit for the 90s of the Day

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Sometimes you just need to remember all your broken hearts in the 90s that you set to a Jewel “Women in Songs” song…as you cried in bed over lost pussy you wanted to fuck but that wouldn’t fuck you…by looking at pics of her tit next to her kid…

Or…her talking about her sexually relationship with her guitar…you know she probably had sex with to make money back when she was “living in the car”….before becoming a multi millionaire…

A video posted by Jewel (@jewel) on Nov 3, 2015 at 3:20pm PST

Just to remind yourself that nothing has changed and you’re still a fucking loser…

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Posted in:Jewel|SFW

2015

09

Nov

Pam Anderson is Hep C Free – Now We Can’t Make Fun of Dirty Pussy of the Day

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I am pretty sad to announce that Pam Anderson is officially cure of Hep C….a disease she got from fucking a lot of dirty rock and roll men..but that she pretends she got from a bad Tattoo…because it’s more wholesome to say their STD / STI was from a public toilet seat and not the fact that their genitals are a public toilet seat…

I am CURED!!! – I just found out #nomorehepc #thankyou #blessing #family #prayer #live I pray anyone living with Hep C can qualify or afford treatment. It will be more available soon. I know treatment is hard to get still..

I guess money can buy everything, even health….even in her old age….

So now, I guess I’ll have to find a new angle on Pam Anderson content, maybe laugh at her stupid clown tits, or the fact that she paved the way for sex tapes as a fellow Canadian and is patient zero, not that Pam Anderson matters or even exists anymore, and I’ve milked her hep harder than she’s ever milked anything…so I guess it was a good run….

Here’s some of her highlights…a little tribute to the hep pussy…with recent pics because I can’t find her old good stuff…and really why waste the time on that….now that she’s cure of Hep…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|SFW

2015

09

Nov

Bieber Asked to Leave Restaurant Chair Flip and His Opinion of Kylie Jenner of the Day

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Here’s what I call “BieberLivesMatter”…because repressed, oppressed, suppressed, like a black man in the deep south in the 50s, unable to enjoy a meal at some expensive restaurant, because the restaurant doesn’t like the crazy fans creating a security issue at their restaurant, because Bieber fans are fucking crazy, but unfortunately not crazy enough to kill him…

So instead of taking the news gracefully, like “oh you’re right I do but not killed off Justin Bieber dealing with his superstardom like an appreciative person…who is reasonable and gets that he sold his soul to the devil, his ass to Usher and that’s why he’s so fucking rich…

Either way, what a brat…I love this video…it’s jokes…

Bieber is also in Billboard and has a quote about Kylie Jenner…that makes no sense, but is still worth reading and thinking “what?”:

Look at her world: She has been living on TV since she was a kid. Every time she’s looking around she sees a camera, and that’s affecting how she’s thinking and how she’s perceiving people and why she has to do certain things … Situations that happen taint your mind, especially in this industry. Especially for girls.”

Here’s Kylie, because posts on Bieber is some faggot shit…

Posted in:Justin Bieber|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

09

Nov

Kim Kardashian is Too Lazy to Adjust Her Own Bra of the DAy

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Kim Kardashian doesn’t adjust her own bra herself anymore. She’s got someone for that because she’s just that useless. Just a pig, too rich and too lazy to do anything….unable to life a finger for anything, so lazy that she doesn’t even dress herself , probably doesn’t raise her prop / kid herself…and I’d be surprised if she even wipes her ass herself…you know just to feel all that money she whored herself in sex tapes to make…

The last time a man was wrist deep with this Kardashian wasn’t between her huge milk filled, fat, fake tits…but was in her asshole…

So I guess there are signs of her being more dignified….a lady…but not really, she’s disgusting..

Kim Kardashian also showed up to an event in a see through dress, sure she was wearing underwear under the see through dress, but she was still in a fucking see through dress…the beast is 7 months pregnant or some shit…never should a 7 month pregnant person, even if they are a pornstar turned reality star, rapper wife…no matter how fucking trashy, despite all their expensive things they are…