DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

Sydney Sweeney AI Porn is Retarded of the Day

Lydia Bielen is the Instagram Of The Day

Horny Heidi Klum’s Tits Out in the Car

Horny Canadian Onlyfans Olympian Alysha Newman’s Tits of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Got a Bikini Content Day of the Day!

2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I was going to a club tonight, not a traditional club…where there are overpaid DJs, half naked bar maids, showing off their fake tits they got for tips like a stripper, without the lap dances….where college girls are half dead sex zombies thanks to booze and MOLLY…but rather the knitting club, in the rich part of town, filled with old ladies, probably widowed…ready to find a homeless man to sponsor in exchange for oral sex….I figure if I’m going to be used sexually for pay, I need to go somewhere the women are desperate enough to pay me instead of call the police, or offer me a shower and a cookie…turns out that it started at 6:30…and I walked by the room they knit in…and it was all hipster lesbians…making sweaters for winter I guess…

Meaning…

Lesbian hipsters ruin everything…even my dreams of being a male prostitute used for my mouth…because I need beer money…

So I guess, I’ll just do my links instead…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE – DOWN THERE – NOT HERE – YOU’RE AS INEPT AT THIS AS MAKING GIRLS CUM…

Burn Your Fucking Bra Trick…
CLICK HERE

Snooki Got Knocked Up While Driving
CLICK HERE

Lady Gaga – Bare Ass on TV
CLICK HERE

Kayte Walsh Bikini in Miami…
CLICK HERE

Don’t Call Taylor Swift Calculating
CLICK HERE

Scott Disick in Rehab
CLICK HERE

Amazing Tits of the Day
CLICK HERE

Khloe Kardashian VS Brothel Owner…
CLICK HERE

Girls In Bed….
CLICK HERE

Olivia Wilde in Tight Jeans…
CLICK HERE

Boob Twerking!
CLICK HERE

Leona Lewis Braless
CLICK HERE

Nasia Jensen is the WHore in a Bikini of the Day
CLICK HERE

Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Tits of the Day
CLICK HERE

Courtney Stodden Buying Pregnancy Tests is Porn To me
CLICK HERE

Michelle Duggar Wants to Talk About Fucking
CLICK HERE

Worst Aunt Ever Makes An Appearance with her Nephew….Like she was Ariana Grande Doing Damage Control
CLICK HERE

Jessica Alba – Street Walker
CLICK HERE

Couple Halloween Costumes you Won’t Need Because YOu Are All Lone…
CLICK HERE

Gwyneth Paltrow for La Mer….
CLICK HERE

Hope Solo Shitty Person…
CLICK HERE

Housecat of the Day
CLICK HERE

Riot Cop Loses Foot
CLICK HERE

Girls At the Gym
CLICK HERE

Boat Overload!
CLICK HERE

Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Tits of the Day
CLICK HERE

KOKO The Gorilla!
CLICK HERE

Crimson Peak Tits
CLICK HERE

White Water Rafting Fist Fight
CLICK HERE

Kelly Ripa and her Star on the Walk of Fame
CLICK HERE

Disturbing Halloween Pranks
CLICK HERE

Evolution of Halloween Costumes the Past 100 Years
CLICK HERE

Cat’s Unique Entry…
CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez in Black…
CLICK HERE

Drunk Guy Bike Challenge
CLICK HERE

Chloe Sevingy Got Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Wife Deep Throats
CLICK HERE

Rooney Mara Braless
CLICK HERE

Payload of the Day
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
================

Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
CLICK HERE

Random Porn Random
CLICK HERE

Amazing Colombian Ass
CLICK HERE

Sophie Howard Huge Tits
CLICK HERE

Abbey Hoes Naked in a Movie
CLICK HERE

Gayest Pumpkin Carving Pary Ever…Seriously..
CLICK HERE

Car Wash Ass
CLICK HERE

Milf Has Fingers..
CLICK HERE

Tickle Torture
CLICK HERE

Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:

INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

FOLLOW ME

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

Oct

Katherine Heigl’s Weird ASs Flash of the Day

No Comments »

What the fuck is this bullshit…I guess it’s a movie scene where a fake panty flash happens…

Zero Sex appeal Katherine Heigl is in a pair of leggings that are made to look like a thong…and it is creepy as fuck….but it’s in line with her everything…because Katherine Heigl in an actual thong, and not spanx pants shaping her to look like a thong…is far more terrifying…I am sure of that.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katherine Heigl|SFW

2015

Oct

Kate Hudson in the Bathroom of the Day

No Comments »

Kate Hudson posted a picture of a public bathroom – where she stuggled to get out of her dress at some event…something that I guess she had to document because she’s never had trouble getting out of a dress…especially at an event….in public…I guess there weren’t any men around

Yes…

That was a slut joke, slut shaming, the girl with the celebrity parents who became a celebrity…after being a LA party girl…getting knocked up young and linked to pretty much everyone in Hollywood with a penis..

So funny…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2015

Oct

And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day

No Comments »

We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant after all the drugs…

We can also assume Paris Hilton only agreed to this photoshoot if they wrote that “God” created her…

Clearly, Paris Hilton isn’t a religious person, because this type of thing would be against the church….much like everything this coked up, drug addict, clever entrepreneur who still makes a lot of money, all based on a porn career..

Even though we all know there is no God, and if there was, he would have only created Paris Hilton after losing a bet with one of the other aliens…at a poker game…as a joke on his society he manages…..

I have no idea what this Harlequin, Fabio, Romance Novel shit is…but it’s a whore being comedic…so it’s ok..

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2015

Oct

Toni Garrn for H&M Lingerie of the Day

No Comments »

Her name is Toni Garrn…she used to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio…after he was fucking Bar Refaeli….

Toni Garrn German…her family was probably Nazis…Bar Refaeli…Israeli created because of the Nazis…so in a lot of ways…Toni Garrn’s DNA almost wiped out Refaeli’s DNA…and Garrn’s DNA created the country Refaeli is from…yet both their DNA is now tainted by DiCaprio DNA…as there is no way…and not just because he’s a faggot…that he doesn’t have HIV…

I guess the point of all this is that H&M doesn’t pay me…and like Bar Refaeli, who only exists because Toni Garrn’s family failed at their plan to wipe her out, I like to get paid…especially when H&M pays Toni Garrn…but I guess she gets naked for them…so it’s ok..

What I am trying to say, is fuck you H&M…and that the life and times of Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis and its adventures are so complicated…

Posted in:SFW|Toni Garrn

2015

Oct

Kate Upton Lies of the Day

No Comments »

TELL HER TO TURN SIDEWAYS!!! TELL HER TO TURN SIDEWAYS!!

I know this party trick, so many fat people do it, I used to have a fat uncle who would take off his shirt and start fleing like he was a body builder before molesting us…

As long as he stood straight on, he almost looked like he was fit…up on some Vin Diesel shit….but the second he turned sideways, you’d see he was just a fat fucking slob…and that was without photoshop…something Kate Upton can’t go without…I mean I’m sure she’s even taken on her grandfather, who invented the washing machine’s inventor lead in trying to design a way to look like you’ve been photoshopped in real life…

But I don’t think it’s working for her…at least not in these ill fitting shorts you know could house a scout troop on a camping trip….

Disgusting, sure…but people love her…and it’s all because of her tits…if only life was that simple for every girl with tits…since every girl has tits…just not quite as flappy as Kate Upton tits…

TO SEE HER IN SHORTS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

Oct

Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t watch Big Bang Theory…I actually fucking hate it. I find it simplistic comfort humor, because it is a formula that people have grown up being forced to watch back when we only had 3 network channels that decided what we watch…

I know that the show is obviously very successful, because people love watching it…I guess because they missed Friends…and the execs figured if nerd speak was thrown into the mix…in this nerd era…casting average looking girls…they can’t get sued…as long as the bad acting, bad jokes, and bad characters don’t have Jennifer Aniston hard nipples, or coffee shops…replaced with computer talk…the moron world will buy into it…and they did…because the main cast is getting 100 million dollars EACH over the next 4 years of doing this…

What a scam…and here’s one of the characters named Melissa Rauch flashing pink panties…not because it is erotic, not because it is relevant, not because she is hot…not because her booty is hot…but because you’re a nerd loser…and probably jerk off to this character on the show you probably watch…I hate you..I am doing this because I hate you…

Posted in:Melissa Rauch|SFW

2015

Oct

Shay Mitchell For Canada of the Day

No Comments »

Shay Mitchell is one of the players in the Pretty Little Liars show…and she’s gone on, and branched out from easy to digest, bullshit TV shows that reach the masses but that suck if you have half a brain…that are obviously better than any TV show I’ve written, produced or been on, so you don’t need to send me emails about how I’m just jealous of Shay Mitchell, at least she’s doing it, and living it, and getting paid…and a loser like me can’t have an opinion of her…even though her day rate is based on our opinion of her….

What I’m trying to say is that she wrote a book…a book that seems ridiculous, but that she was smart enough to attach her name to because it will become a TV series of it’s own for her tween fanbase…that she’s clearly manipulating…or a movie series…either way…it’s going to make this one-trick pony rich as fuck…some Gossip Girl / Sex in the City / Twilight shit….all because of her celebrity and fan base…

Not quite genius,but I guess she’s not an idiot, or her management are idiots… blame Canada…even though she’s too good for Canada…except when it comes to supporting her team…something Toronto fans can #cometogether staring at…

I guess Ashley Benson’s not an idiot either, because she’s socializing with the bitch, because they work together, it’s good for paparazzi / PR and most importantly…good to maintain friendships, because this bitch is about the blow up and become powerful..unfortunately not actually blow up…or fall to the depths of desperation willing to suck dick for an audition…

I hate when girls make it, but like when they “make it”…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

Oct

Cora Emmanuel for ELLE US by David Bellemere of the Day

No Comments »

Cora Emmanuel is a model from Martinique, who I guess has a similar story as Rihanna…you know hot girl in the islands discovered by some pervert vacationing in the islands…because he knew he could exploit her by selling her off to a bigger agency or a bigger audience…forever taking his percentage…

I’ve barely heard of her before, but the photographer, David Bellemere, is some pervert from France, where the word pervert is interchangeable with FRENCH, because sex, it’s part of their culture….and he’s done some pretty great shoots for LUI magazine…and other shit…you should look him up..

Back to Cora Emmanuel and her mixed race, amazing look…and by look I mean booty…which may not be saying much, since everyone has a fucking booty these days thanks to instagram diets and exercise, but this booty is in magazines, and on a tall skinny model, so it’s better…society decided that not me…

Except in picture 6…I don’t know what’s going on there..but it’s weird…

I am not sure how many animals died in the making of this shoot…but I know that not that many babies will, because even if you jerk off to this, and you won’t since it is tame and ethnic, it’s not like any bitch is dumb enough to let you cum in her, or to let you breed…right..

Posted in:Cora Emmanuel|SFW

2015

Oct

Taylor Swift for GQ of the Day

No Comments »

Taylor Swift did GQ…

I guess, Taylor Swift is no longer the awkward little country girl from Nashville, raised on a Christmas tree farm before convincing her family that she could be an international singer/songwriter…despite barely having talent…and it worked…weird right? Seems like there must be a conspiracy behind this brand.

She’s trying to get a male audience, as a sexual being, with sex appeal, who has sex, and who has been having sex since her first cheesy tween love inspired love song….she just made sure to call the guys she fucked boyfriends, even if it lasted 2-4 weeks…it resonated better with her fan base…

So as she plays the wholesome, good girl…while she hangs out with coke head, slut models…and really everyone in between…that image has remained safe and sound…pure and innocent…even if the kind of guys she dates are touring DJs who go to massage parlours…her camp will shit all blame on them…to protect the billion dollar brand….

If I cared, it’d almost be amazing how well they executed this girl….

It’s not to say they knew this would happen, or that they knew they’d be here now, putting her on to the men’s market, now that the women’s market has connected to her and loved her…to have her blossom into a woman…like her model friends that dudes jerk off to…but there was a lot of calculating, planning to make this happen…without her coming across as the slut she is, the whore she is, or the desperate puppet she is….

I am the kind of guy who would fuck anything, and she’s thin and has long legs…but I still see zero fucking sex appeal and don’t get why they are even trying…but I guess they know more about media manipulation that I do…so we’ll just go with it…

What I am saying is that she’s go the sex appeal of a flacid penis…useless to the hetero man who owns it, and to the girl who is trying to fuck it…all orgasms will come from other places…despite having all the parts in the bedroom availbale to theoretically make orgasms…

We’re still a long way away from seeing her pussy….but at least she’s not the weird girl in a high waisted bikini anymore…evolution…right…

Posted in:Taylor Swift