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2015

14

Oct

Lea Michele Tucking Her Dick in Women’s Health while Victoria’s Justice is in Health of the Day

Lea Michele is in Women’s Health, one of those magazines like Shape that don’t put any budget into their photoshoots, but rather put it all into their photoshopping after the photoshoots…because every single one of their editorial shoots has been garbage…whether it is Oprah, or anyone, they just turn these girls…and sometimes guys…dressed like girls…into a cartoon version of themselves…

But it is nice that Lea Michele, the mourning Glee superstar with a man face…tucked in her cock…

I don’t think the world is ready for her to Caitlin Jenner…or say she was Caitlin Jenner first…

If that doesn’t excite you…here’s Victoria Justice for Health … probably a similar shitty magazine with a shitty photo team…making shitty pics of these girls and their shitty, uninspiring bodies…with so much health advice like “hire a trainer and a chef”….to continue the nation on the path to 90 percent obese…

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2015

14

Oct

Saskia de Brauw’s the Boy With Tits of the Day

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Saskia de Brauw is a model who has great tits…but she looks like a boy, because being gender obscure is the new being a tart with huge fake tits like a barbie doll…and the kids relate more to a dirty hipster looking bitch who could have a dick, and that doesn’t matter because we’re all queer, politically correct weirdos with jacked up hormones thanks to the birth control in our drinking water and/or food sources…and we all just love each other…even though we also love abuse porn, and bullying, just secretly…because it gets in the way of the holier than thou mantra they all live by…these little overly nice and respectful freaks…where is the fucking anger in this world…bring it..

Or not…live the lie, the eutopia…hypocrisy…and fuck each other…hopefully getting aids at your orgy, while I struggle here with this Saskia de Brauw…and whether I like the tits…or if the short hair makes me a faggot…

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2015

14

Oct

Gisele in a Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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I don’t think this Lingerie campaign of 2 pictures of Gisele is for anything…

I don’t think it is a paid ad or campaign by a lingerie company…

Or even part of her own vain attempt at business that involves lingerie with her name on it because she assumes people give a fuck about her now that she’s not marketed aggressively by the brand…and is really just Tom Brady’s beard, who we all think may have a beard…thanks to being from the mean streets of Brazil…

I think this is her playing dress up, remembering the good times of when she was once a Victoria’s Secret model and everything made sense for her…but now..she’s just lost, middle aged and confused…taking to her 50 million dollar house photo studio room to let off steam and connect with all she knows…like an ex Athlete doing their sport recreationally…and I think we can all agree…that it be more meaningful if she was showing us the vagina we’re not convinced she has..

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2015

14

Oct

Janel Parrish Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Janel, and no, she’s not a big black stripper…but rather the equivalent of the a stripper because she’s on some show called pretty little liars…which I assume is smutty as fuck in terms of writing, content and production, proven in its success and how all the popular shows are garbage because that’s what the most basic retard understands…and the actors on the garbage are not talented and probably have less skills than an actual stripper…

So this one is the token Hawaiian with a booty and she’s in Hawaii proudly showing off her booty…since the rest of her is barrel shaped and no one wants to see that…right..oh yeah…we all do…because they are a chick on TV in a bikini and that shit’s important or more important than the 1000s of chicks on Instagram who post bikini pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

14

Oct

Noah Steenbruggen is the Naked No Name Model of the Day

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When you’re name is Noah Steenbruggen…

The silliest name for a hot model to have…because the last name is so long, yet her first name is the name of one of God’s messengers who the Jewish religion is based on, a bearded old man…and his 10 commandements, one of which must be thou shall not get naked on internet for no money but for the sake of getting noticed – even though you’ll pretend it is art…

No wait, that was Moses….Noah was the one with the boat to save the animals…I love animals…he’s the only good story religion, which is clearly a farce has to tell…and this Noah carries the tradition…bringing her own flood in the form of hosing her hot body down with water…and the only thing that needs to be ridden into the sunset who floats like a raft…is me…and the only animal that needs saving is my furry little atrophied estrogen filled balls…

What I am saying is that if this Noah was the basis of religion…I’d be a believer…because I am a believer in anything going on here…Pics by Alejandro Pereira and they’re good enough for me…

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2015

14

Oct

Selena Gomez Has No Bra Because of Chemotherapy of the Day

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Here’s Selena Gomez not wearing a bra which was convenient because it was “No Bra Day”…maybe it has more to do with her Chemotherapy…that seems to be her solid excuse lately that gets everyone feeling sorry for her…

Or maybe it is just her attention seeking…for her new album Revival..

Good hustle, Good Strategy, I mean why else would she buy herself tits…during her horribly sad chemotherapy…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

14

Oct

Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day

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Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant…

If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you…

That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman…

I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word…

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2015

14

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Lives…of the Day

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When you light Lohan and soft focus the picture…she’s like an angel catching up on sleep during her recovery from addiction and from being a tabloid star more than she was ever a movie star…I was unfortunately exposed to two Lohan movies, the only two movies I think she’s ever done….I mean the other 2 don’t really count…and she was the fucking worst in all of them…yet she was talked about like she was the fucking lord of the dance, no that is that Irish dude…how about…like she was the Queen of England…no, she lives in England but no one talks about the QUeen…maybe…like she was a Kardashian….yes…famous for being famous…and in the news for doing stupid things…because she had no parents…..

There is something mystical…and that will last forever or make a comeback and win that Oscar to prove that acting is a scam…

But then you see her at the Mayfair hotel…and it is terrifying…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BEING TERRIFYING CLICK HERE

I kinda wish her mouth was in a sex tape not blowing kisses…because I like Herpes porn…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

14

Oct

Irina Shayk Hot As Loves Carbs of the Day

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Irina Shayk the hooker who never was…when she first started out, she got a good, high profile client…who appreciated her amazing body….because he was gay and she was Russian, unknown and didn’t know anyone or the language so that she couldn’t tell his secrets, but then she turns around and decides it is time to become famous, I guess she got Greedy and convinced the guy to get her into American Magazines…and now onto the cock of American Icons like Brad Cooper…

Here she is hugging statues of carbs…because she’s probably making a basic joke of “I love carbs”…as dumb models do…or maybe she just wants her ass seen but without being obvious….while being obvious…so round that it needs to be fed more than just Brad Cooper protein…even though his protein pays so well…maybe laying off the carbs until getting pregnant is key…Russians are scheming…because they have no souls…

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2015

14

Oct

Naked Gender Bending Miley Licks Slugs of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is so controversial…and by controversial I mean a calculated puppet who understands everything their is to understand about marketing to the youth, including but not limited to talking to their current politically correct, we are all God’s people, even if there is probably not a god, at least not according to science…so be nice to each other and to animals and to trannies because gender isn’t black and white…all while smoking weed and fucking everyone…because at her core she’s a broken girl, who had no childhood because she was turned into a product…and who is trying to figure out a stance that makes sense to what she thinks is her moral code but that she’s not sure is her moral code…because it seems like it’s more a combo of all the tumblr accounts she follow and rips off..

But in all that, she doesn’t offend me. I know she’s full of shit and throughout it all she’s getting naked all the time, whether for fashion or for some stupid concert with the flaming lips…naked…works for me…it’s the right thing to do..

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