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2015

13

Oct

Rihanna Close Up for New York Times Style Magazine of the Day

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Rihanna was in the New York Times Style magazine because she’s famous and represents all things style…she even goes to fashion week and wears all the top designer brands…even exclusive stuff made just for her…that she pays for never…even though she’s rich as fuck…but why pay when the designers are using her as a puppet controlled by brands and the sylists who dress her…because she’s a fucking puppet…a money making puppet…and being used to sell merchandise to other rich people who have to pay for the shit and think she’s some kind of icon…

We know she grew up poor from Barbados…probably used to wearing a potato sack…something she should have brought to the mainstream…but that’d be too high concept for this vapid money making puppet…

I don’t know why I am bothering posting this, because Rihanna isn’t showing her nipples in the feature…and she always shows her nipples…maybe it is because of this quote:

“You know, when I started to experience the difference — or even have my race be highlighted — it was mostly when I would do business deals…And, you know, that never ends, by the way. It’s still a thing. And it’s the thing that makes me want to prove people wrong. It almost excites me; I know what they’re expecting and I can’t wait to show them that I’m here to exceed those expectations.”

I don’t even know what it means, but it sounds like she’s talking about being a black high school drop out…because black lives matter…even though I am a firm believer than no lives matter…noting matters and it is pretty presumptuous to think otherwise…

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2015

13

Oct

Elle Brittain Bit Tits for Emanuele Ferrai of the Day

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I generally detest and hate on celebrities or models who achieve mainstream success…and get paid big money to be shoved down our throats without our permission like rapists in this rape culture. I’m the victim and bitch is paid to take my abuse….part of her job in being famous…I make fun of their water downed, Disney caliber performances in exchange for money like they are fucking sell outs….

Sometimes, I turn that distain, that I generally am not mad about, but just calling out, because the public is idiotic hypocrites to lazy to think….towards the aspiring models, because to me, they are just as desperate and pathetic as the ones who have already made it…

But then I realize, that these are the same girls who are here to remind us that we don’t need Playboy, because girls will always get naked for fame, attention and likes and Playboy is just too slow of a format to celebrate those girls…they instead pay models, pay photogrpahers…while TUMBLR is doing it all for free…

So the key to talking about models I’ve never heard of, because anyone on camera is a model, especially when I find them amazing, like Elle Brittain, with her big boobs and amazing imperfect gappy mouth, is to not make them feel bad or like idiots for getting naked, but rather to encourage their nudity so that they do more of it….

When you find a girl willing to get naked for free…you keep her around and keep getting her naked for free…you don’t call her out intentions that may not even be her intentions…like maybe none of these girls want to be famous, they just like being naked…or maybe they do want to be famous, but aren’t famous yet, so you still have a shot fucking them…

Today, a day Playboy ceases to exists, we celebrate the babes who get naked…without Playboy…rather than tease them…because that’s the right thing to do in this Politically Correct Christian run society….love your neighbor…don’t nude model shame them…

These awesome pics are by the EMANUELE FERRARI …and they are good….

Follow ELLE BRITTAIN ON INSTAGRAM because she’s perfect….

Posted in:Elle Brittain

2015

13

Oct

Surly Gay Flight Attendant Kicks Girl Off the Plane of the Day

I just assume “Tim” was a surly, angry, gay who possibly woke up on the wrong side of the anal sex this morning…because he is a flight attendant or as I call them “Stewardess”…and this story is ridiculous…

After this girl didn’t hear Tim (flight attendant in aisle) ask her to move to let someone by near the front of the plane, he raised his voice, which surprised and upset her. She apologized to him, took her seat in front of me, but then called another attendant over to say Tim had been rude to her. Tim saw this and had her thrown off the flight!

Afterward about 20 of us grabbed the pilot at the gate to complain, this shear number shows Tim was way out of line and was just being an ass. USAir/American Flight 408, October 11, 2015. The girl was in seat 20F.

Don’t fly these airlines!!

Tim is a power tripping chubby bitch….but keep in mind US AIR is the worst fucking airline in the US AIR..

It kinda reminds me of this rat killing a pigeon…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

13

Oct

Taylor Swift Face of the Day

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Let’s take a moment out of our busy unemployed lives…to look at this perfectly captured moment Taylor Swift was nice enough to share of us…of her face scrunched up…in what could be her uncomfortable with the smell of Black people, as some people from Tennessee would be…or maybe it’s just her reminding us that she’s quirky as fuck and has zero sex appeal no matter how spread her legs are…or how many dudes she’s let cum inside her….because I have a feeling that this is what she looks like when she’s focused and about to cum….all like the kid allergic to everything in your elementary school having an asthma attach because he sat next to someone eating a peanut butter sandwich…and if that’s not erotic to you…you’re dead on the inside…even though Taylor Swift is never erotic to me…because I am dead on the inside…but gay guys love her…and so do the Christians…so her sex appeal, no matter how hard she tries…still drives her boyfriends to erotic massage parlors…that don’t give prostate massages but that still jerk you off…because either Taylor is shitty in bed, or they don’t even have sex and it’s all business…or she’s a freak and made him do it…because her people are her puppets…who knows…

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

13

Oct

Fat Amy Schumer Demonstrates Why I don’t Understand Fat Chicks of the Day

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Fat Amy Schumer has pulled off a scam that I call Fat Amy Schumer….or maybe Fat Schamer…

She’s managed to take her fat chick being fat, talking to other fat chicks which is a huge percentage of the market, about how great it is being fat, because guys will still fuck you as guys will fuck anything to fuck..it’s a guy thing…that girls haven’t realized yet….

You see, just because you’re ugly, doesn’t mean we won’t close our eyes and pound the shit out of you..it just means we won’t take you out in public…or tell our friends…

That said, she’s very ugy… apparently hosted Saturday night Live…a show I will never watch…as an “It Girl”…I won’t listen to because just looking at her disgusts me….

But I know, she’s the not the first to be an empowered fat chick who makes jokes, most fat girls like being big, loud personality funny girls, to seem like they aren’t insecure, while they are all terribly insecure….something I think was proven in that she blocked me off Twitter YEARS ago…when she was first starting out and I found her vile…

Anyway, the thing I don’t understand about fat chicks, is that they are the first girls to shit on skinny girls and not just because they eat a lot and have a lot of shit to shit…but because they are angry and jealous….

Apparently in her monlogue, she targeted the Kardashians, because she’s into making cheap jokes that are played out to anyone with a brain…but let Amy Have her Moment…and hit the easy target…with easy content….easy comedy…for lazy America…who is multitasking liking pics on instagram…unable to process anything with some depth….

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More interestingly, the pig who I am sure is anti slut shaming, victim blaming, body shaming…etc…is just a fucking bully herself, but it’s ok when it comes to the Kardashians, because they have no souls..sure…but are still people…so under their philosophy…shouldn’t be targets….for the fat monster…and not just because they aren’t lathered in butter..

You see…fat girls love hating on skinny girls…and all girls…but can’t take a little “you’re fat”…because it’s wrong…Just more hypocrisy….and ALL fat girls are like this…so angry…maybe it’s the blood sugar from the diabetes…or maybe it’s the lack of burning off steam in the gym…fatty….maybe it’s jealousy that someone can get healthy…while her face, the shape of an EMOJI just can’t…

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This is the quote:

“We have to be a role model for these little girls because who do they have? All they have, literally, is the Kardashians. And is that a great message for little girls? A whole family of women that take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion? Is that great? No.”

“We used to have Khloe. Khloe was ours, right? Whenever there’s a group of women, you identify with one of them. Khloe, she lost half her body weight — she lost a Kendall. We have nothing, and I want good role models!”

To which Khloe said….and I unfortunately agree with. because clearly Shumer feels anger towards girls who work out…


No need 2 tear down others just 2 make urself feel bigger. It actually makes u quite small. I’m on a healthy journey. I don’t care 4the hate

It’s safe to say, let’s get the monster Kardashian and the monster Comedian, both media whores…in a caged death match…it’d be the only way fat on fat monster would be even semi-erotic…

Posted in:Amy Schumer|SFW

2015

13

Oct

Playboy Has Dropped Nudity from their Magazine After 60 Years of Nudity of the Day

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I don’t know why people care that Playboy is pulling nudity from the magazine, like they did with their site, all to secure ad dollars…

We live in a world where every instagram model and aspiring instagram model gets naked for their own “creative” shoots with creeper photographers to post on their tumblr…in efforts to get famous….

Let Playboy get their ad dollars featuring uninteresting girls in “provocative” non-nude ad friendly poses…with schlocky bullshit clickbait articles….or maybe their version of Esquire or Vanity Fair…all while every girl on the internet is getting naked for free…

The mistake or lack of vision for Playboy is that Hef became obsess with blonde hair, big tit girls…well into the 2000s….and instead of it being a fad of the 90s…after the 60s, 70s and even 80s brought erotica…he turned it into his brand…casting strippers everywhere, even creating reality TV as a polygamist with some of the most vile looking women you could get a lap dance from at any small town strip club, but that he managed to bring into his billionaire life to gold dig…turning what could have been an interesting, thought provoking site into gutter shit…

The mistake they made with the website was selling it off to Pornhub, so Pornhub could get funding from a New York hedge fund to buy and finance the billion dollar porn empire….because Pornhub, or as they are now called “Mindgeek”…know how to make flimsy porn content..and not good content..so they just cast any bitch willing to get naked for the website, usually trashy strippers, the kind with Chanel earrings and playboy bunny tattoos who dreamed of being in Playboy…they are all over instagram….

So they had a magazine and website that had nothing to do with each other, the website producing low grade porn you couldn’t jerk off to and shitty internet content…the magazine producing trasy celebrities like Holly Madison, and the other Playboy chicks…with shitty magazine editorial….

But it must be the nudity…

For 50 years…they’ve secured premium ads…but now all of a sudden, in a porn generation….they can’t monetize the magazine because of nudity…

Yet, if you look at the internet, every cute, normal, hipster feminist chick is doing nude shoots for no name photographers for fucking free…like it was Playboy…I have see so many hot, normal hipster girls in random tumblr shoots they post on instagram, that it’s like you don’t even need models anymore…every girl gets naked but it must be the nudity that is killing the Playboy brand…

I just think it’s the cleansing of the internet. You can’t fat shame, even though girls fat shame each other. You can’t body shame, even though girls body shame each other. You can’t be a “Misogynistic” brand because you feature girls in your magazine as the focal point, but you can be a fashion magazine that features girls as the focal point, because the magazine is for women….it’s this fake-feminist movement of girls with bush, and I love bush, who think they are empowered doing abuse porn…but posting a well shot editorial shoot of a celebrity nude is misogyny…

I mean, it’s come to a point where you need to ignore these ignorant “do-gooders” who think they are saving the world with their fake politics…and fake movement…when all they are doing is creating what they think is a stance, or an important movement, that they don’t live by, but like saying because it is good for social media…

The free thinking people, who are comfortable with celebrating women, because free speech…should just keep moving forward and progressing and lets these cunts protest outside head office like the Christian freaks did in the 70s….it’s ok to be controversial, you can’t please everyone…and the second you try to please the younger kids who are scared to be mean to each other..is the second you’ve lost…

What I am saying is the same feminist bitches who hate the misogyny of facebook…are posing naked on the internet in free the nipple campaigns…and advertisers who won’t sponsor good content because of nipples, even though we all have nipples, unless we are breast cancer survivors…should be boycotted…their products not bought…because it is oppressive…

I am not passionate about this, despite all the words I wrote…it took me 4 minutes to shit this out…I just know that I started the site in 2004 and have never sold a mainstream ad because of nipples and instead of not posting nipples, I said fuck the advertisers…I like nipples…and feel calling this site porn, when I have a no dick policy…thus not being porn…blows my mind…

Maybe Playboy doing this will open up the market to some people who don’t give a fuck and take the european approach to tits…and pussy…

My prediction is that Playboy will post nudity again…because we’re all fucking perverts and nudity will alway win….

Posted in:Playboy|SFW

2015

13

Oct

The Tits From Blurred Lines Posts before Nose, Lips and Tit Surgery Pic of the Day

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I don’t think that The Tits From Blurred Lines is ever news….she’s just a set of fake tits, fake lips, fake nose overrated garbage…with zero to no talent…on a quest to be famous…and it seems to be working out pretty well for her…

I don’t find The Tits From Blurred Lines hot, beautiful, intriguing…

But I do like that before she was famous, after I posted one of her low level nude photoshoots she did to get noticed, she went out of her way to tell me her tits and lips are real…

I have been doing the site for over a decade, and not once did a low level ever reach out to correct me on my claims her tits, because they don’t move, and lips, because they are fake and because my friend told me she gets them done at her dad’s clinic…are real…

I though “that’s pretty defensive of a bitch, it must be true”….

Since then, she’s gone onto ignore me because she got what she needed, attention…that went viral…and I’m convinced the end is near for her career-wise, there are too many hot girls out there…but I could be wrong, I am always wrong, and even if she went on to be Alba…who fucking cares….

It’s just nice to point out that based on the pic she posted…I call fake everything…and stand by it…even when she denies it…

Garbage…yes…but her parents don’t have upper lips…

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Natural tits don’t do this…

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

13

Oct

CNN Posting Jim Carrey Holding His Girlfriend’s Casket is Disgusting of the Day

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I saw this picture that CNN posted on Sunday night on my Facebook feed this morning, because I don’t read CNN and their clickbait news, that doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world, but that focuses on nonsense….

I realized when there was a war breaking out overseas and the news channel was focusing on Anna Nicole Smith’s death, like it was some kind of breaking story and not passing news…

Yes…famous hooker with huge tits dies in hotel room in Florida…of a drug overdose after years of showing signs of crazy – had 24 hour coverage…while a fucking war was breaking out..

I said…oh this fucking channel is full of shit, they are paid off to distract the retards…like some hybrid entertainment tonight…

Now, they are posting pics of Jim Carrey holding his girlfriend’s fucking casket…and yes, I realize I am posting the same picture to make a point…and that point is…what fucking good does it do, other than get clicks for curious people, to feature a dude who is relatively lowkey in the media, carrying his young girlfriend’s casket…how does this help society, why do we need to see this, the girl wasn’t even famous…

Have some fucking respect, you disgraceful TMZ pieces of shit…speaking of TMZ, they banned me from their traffic exchange because I wrote Paul Walker was a Sex Offender because his wife to be was 16 when they started fucking…because that would make him a sex offender…but the execs who own TMZ didn’t like it…because they probably have their hands in the Fast and Furious through their parent company – Warner Bros…because it is owned by Time Warner….which coincidentally also owns Turner…who owns CNN…

It’s all the same garbage lies perpetuated…

Posted in:CNN|SFW

2015

13

Oct

Eva Longoria in One Size Too Small Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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I will never understand Eva Longoria’s fame, but it turns out she’s really fucking famous on an international level. I remember meeting some dude at a bar who went nuts on me when I was talking about Eva Longoria, as I do, all the time, after he told me she was making some kind of appearance or speech….to which I said “who the fuck cares about that Mexican bitch”…she was on one TV show…that’s it…and it wasn’t even a good TV show…

It makes no sense…I know what you’re thinking, the guy who freaked on me was a gay Hispanic guy….but not even, he was some Irish straight dude drinking beer…who was very into Eva Longoria…

She’s not even hot, I mean hot for a 40 year old Mexican, they normally have 18 kids and a tortilla body….with no neck….but this one, thanks to being Hollywood, and the kind of white girl first generation Mexican, who hires Mexicans…to be her slaves just to prove how non-mexican she is in her primarily white Texas highschool that has turned into her life…

She’s rich, she fucks rich, she does fake charity work…and she wears bikinis like a middle age woman who doesn’t want to size up to admit she’s thicker…but prefers her fat spilling over the string bikini…that should be spanx shorts…

I’m not a fan. Maybe I’m racist..even though my name is Jesus Martinez…I just think this girl is full of shit, even in her bikini on some trashy hooker Pussycat Doll Fitness retreat…

I like the Estrogen patches….so feminine…

Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2015

13

Oct

Naked Woman with a Stick and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Steals Booze and Dances

Fireman Catches on Fire…

Kids Try to Rob Store with a Rifle..Get Scared Off With a Broom

Dog Rescued from Sewer…

Cop Tries Saving a Black Guy – By Choking Him Out

Sheriff Slams 14 Year old on Rollerskates – Don’t Worry You Don’t Need to Riot – He’s White….

Drunk Driver Uses Periscope…

Stubs vs GUNs

Man Intimidates Old Man….on Bus….

Waterspout vs Postal Truck..

Grilled Meat Vendor Doesn’t Give a Fuck About Explosion…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos