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2015

19

Oct

Julianne Hough Panties of the Day

Julianne Hough accidentally posted a picture she meant to sent to her brother asking “when are you coming home brother, mom and dad are out for the afternoon and I need you to come play like we did when we were 15, I miss your cock and the excitement of making a flipper baby…because incest is the best”…

Because there’s no way that those two dancing with the stars, shoulda been strippers but life worked out thanks to American loving dance…don’t fuck…

It’s like they are both professionally trained dancers, and any parents putting their kinds into dance…are the kind of parents who want their kids in entertainment…and/or to practice while they watch…

It’s all so creepy. but probably not as creepy as when she used to fuck Ryan Seacrest.

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2015

19

Oct

Nicki Minaj Interesting Tits of the Day

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Nicki Minaj decided to post her clown tits on her instagram…because I guess having a set of really round implants is something she wants to advertise to the world..show them off…brag…make motherfuckers talk about how silly they are…or in some cases how hot they are…depending on how horny the fucker looking at the tits is…or how big of a Nicki Minaj fan he is, because clearly she has fans…she exists…even if she’s the fucking worst…

So as the rest of the world barely looks on confused, because they don’t care about Nicki Minaj, but wonder why she even has implants…based on her fat ass…and her fat everything…because her ass is rumored to be fake…because that makes sense because everything about her is fake…she’s a fucking act that she didn’t even write…they found her at acting school and is just a very committed clown, living up to her character….It’d be academy award winning, because she brings it home with her and she doesn’t even know what is real anymore, because the label created to compete with Lady Gaga and to throw into “hip hop”…to do the Lil Kim…

But her awards are in the form of money….which is better than any Academy Award…because it lets her show her tits..every day and not just on set of a movie..which works for the whore.

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2015

19

Oct

Kate Hudson’s in Allure of the Day

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Kate Hudson is in lingerie for Allure, like she’s not 40 years old, or a girl who has been banged out by every dude in Hollywood, even though she’s been banged out by every dude in Hollywood, some of whom she even drove to Suicide Attempts, because she’s just that kind of rich, spoiled, brat…who probably has a dark, raised by nannies, even Menendez Brother sense of Hollywood kid attitude…that involves filling her pussy with everything she can to feel validated, or powerful as she throws these dudes away when she’s done with them…without them realizing that her mom Goldie Hawn, is where the fantasy is at…even in her 70s…she’s got that whole “I did this on my own, I didn’t need my mom or family for this, I was just genuinely hot”…where Kate Hudson has the whole “I act because my mom wanted to give me something to keep myself busy and to make some money because it requires little to no talent and that’s something I can fuck with, when I am not fucking with every dude in hollywood…”

Well…

She’s in lingerie in Allure..

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2015

19

Oct

Bai Ling Dressed Like the Joker – What The Fuck of the Day

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Bai Ling continued her third decade of fame whoring for the paparazzi, because she’s 49 and has been doing these little stunts, getting noticed in LA since the 90s…even though it never led to any real career, she still brings fun and entertainment to the world her own way. Sure it doesn’t get her paid, she gets no respect, people point and laugh…but she’s Chinese and probably doesn’t realize what’s going on, and she’s probably already rich to begin with, and most imporantly, she is probably the one trolling America in a “look how easy these idiots are to manipulate, no wonder we stole all their jobs and manufacturing, leading to poverty at home through unemployment, all to save 2 dollars on a 10 dollar item”….

Todays stunt for the paparazzi is that she dressed like the Joker and it is glorious in all her desperation…

I am a fan.

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2015

19

Oct

Britney Spears Breaks her Costume as She Does Vegas for her Dad’s Bank Account of the Day

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Britney Spears had her dancers zip her up on stage in Vegas, which was interesting to see how they dealt with her hot little crisis as her puppet master father was backstage counting all the money his sperm has made him in the form of Britney Spears who he still contols…in all his hick glory…which is pretty amazing considering I’ve seen him in interviews and I don’t think dude knows how to read…yet he knows how to K-Fed and that’s milk that bitch, even if it humiliates her in the process because she won’t notice…she’s too fucking medicated…

A nice American family classic…one that could be leveraged and turned into holiday movies…if holiday movies had a bit more exploiting your kids into their 40s to pay for the fucking Thanksgiving Turkey…

I kind of wish her cry for help was more her pissing on stage in a squat as onlookers threw up in shock…but there is something awesome about the dancers helping her…that reminds me of trained technicians dealing with a robot malfunctioning before it blows up and kills everyone….

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2015

19

Oct

Katharine McPhee in Panties of the Day

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Katherine McPhee is in her panties for a magazine because I guess Katherine McPhee has officially leveraged her American Idol appearance to something a little more substantial than Ruben Studdard, which if you know who Ruben Studdard is, is pretty substantial, that motherfucker was 500 lbs…

Anyway, I don’t give a fuck about Katherine McPhee’s story, she’s not exciting to me, even if she was married to an old guy a few years ago, or if she is in her panties…partially because she should be the kind of girl who did American Idol as a gateway to porn…not as someone who got on TV because of the shit, and is deemed talented and gets paid highly for it…

Here’s the video…you won’t care about..

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2015

19

Oct

Elsa Hosk Spread Legged in Victoria’s Secrets of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is in her underwear, spread legged for Victorias Secreet, which is edgier than what they are used to…so as Playboy gets rid of nudity, everything else is celebrating nudity…in a weird “they used to photoshop nipples out” turn of events…and now they are doing pics that instagram would delete…because even the Christians they used to try to keep at bay so they wouldn’t get banned from door to door mail order catalogs…are down with nudity…thanks to the internet and porn fucking up our moral code dramatically…turning us all into half retard primates masturbating all day…horny all day…watching porn all day…

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2015

19

Oct

Naked Sara Jean Underwood With a Beard of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is an ex Playboy chick, turned host on a nerd show that didn’t really do much after the network went bankrupt because she had no real skill set beyond getting naked…

She replaced Olivia Munn on the show when Olivia Munn ran off to be a comedic actress, which was probably her goal before taking thing hosting job….so always a step down for her, even though Olivia Munn, is the fucking worst..

Where as this was Sara Underwood’s attempt to take her boyfriend at the time’s advice….and be like him…You know, Ryan Seacrest..tyring to legitimize whores forever…from Kardashians to this…in between his cock and coke binges…

I assume that the hosting was her only mainstream job…because the nerds she was trying to manipulate…like their women not naked for the world…so they can jerk off to her without thinking she’s a slut who puts herself out there..

Because she’s back getting naked….unless this is old…but old or not..it’s weird…trying to be artistic…in a world where art is dead…because everyone does nudes pretending to be an artist…

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2015

19

Oct

Katy Perry Concert Porn of the Day

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It is safe to say that this is probably Katy Perry’s best photo….because she’s got big tits that distract from big everything else…I’m talking about her cankles and belly…but I guess it is safe to say that she’s clearly aware that she’s barely talented and awkward at best…even if her ego and all the love, money and screams she gets tells her a different story…she knows the truth deep in her soul…and the only way to give her audience their money’s worth is to show them tits…aggressively…it’s like “I showed my tits, they can’t hate me”….

She is Gangnam Style….you know a viral song that turned into a fucking career before people really understood that viral songs an videos are supposed to last 1- 5 days not 10 years….

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2015

19

Oct

Codie Young in Lingerie for Vogue of the Day

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Codie Young did a lingerie spread for Vogue…even though Codie Young is not a lingerie model…she is however one of those obscure looking models that the fashion industry digs out of got knows where..because they like her interesting face and look…that the general population would be terrified of or find creepy…but they see the art in…and in being into posting lingerie pics for fashion and/or for anything from instagram accounts…to porn set pics…I dig it…because lingerie is so erotic even when on girls that look like the awkward boy you grew up with…the one with all the allergies…not because you find him hot..but because despite looking like that…she’s got a vagina and we like vagina…

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