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2015

06

Oct

Georgia Hilmer & Emma Oak for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

Here’s a couple models you’ve probably never heard of…because I’ve never heard of them and I know everything when it comes to useless, interchangeable, they are all the fucking same, models…from instagram…to nude shoots for anything called a “magazine”…because it feels like it gives them credibility and that it will help them open doors to have an actual career…and not just an imaginary one that looks like a real career…because they do free shoots for everyone…

You know, the kind of girl like Emily Ratajkowski, who is now famous from the same fucking antics…and all it took was showing her tits for free…in this misogynistic world…of showing your tits makes you relevant…that misogynists have tricked girls into thinking is empowering to them…amazing..right…I mean..that’s amazing…

Tell a femnazi bitch that face fucking empowers her and having her believe it…so much you can face fuck her…and she leaves smiling with your cum and her puke all over her face..and you’re like “girl power, you go girl, equality, fuck the sexists”….ironically…

MY FAVORITE….

Here are some pics from the magazine…with a half of nipple…playing in fire hydrants like they were ghetto kids, looking for a ghetto swim, in the ghetto during a heat wave…a fetish to some weirdos I’m sure…

Posted in:Emma Oak|Georgia Hilmer

2015

06

Oct

Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she’s old, too expensive, and there are a bunch of hotter, younger girls who are more keen to get involved with the brand…they don’t need some mom and her mixed race…which is mulatto or half breed to the racists I know you are….they don’t need some DJ whore from the Netherlands annoying them with her bullshit diva demands…so they let her leave gracefully…and pretend she’s got better things to do, you know new projects, a new direction that will take up all her time making it impossible to give Victoria’s Secret the one day a month they need her and pay her millions of dollars for…SURE…

You know, projects like fame whoring for the paparazzi in Miami…going to clubs to supervise her man…and this …”The Holland Herald”….moving’ on up…fading into obscurity…as models in their 30s do.

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2015

06

Oct

Rihanna in Cuba for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Rihanna was in Cuba with Annie Leibovitz from 1970s Rolling Stone Magazine Staff Photographer turned top level, very expensive day rate, iconic lesbian fashion photographer…..

Rihanna is from Barbados, so she’s always had access to Cuba so there’s nothing shocking or interesting about this, but the pics are awesome and it should make you want to go to Cuba…but don’t…they don’t need you Americans going in there and ruining their existence after 50 years of freedom from your capitalist evil…Canadians have always had access to Cuba and prior to it opening up to the US, it was a 500 dollar all inclusive trip…with women who would date you for the week for 100 bucks…I’m talkng 19 year old girls…down for anything for 100 dollars and now that it’s opened up…they’ll be more expensive to open up…bastard Americans ruin everything…except making people fat…you’re good at that..

She made some statement on sex:

“That’s why I haven’t been having sex or even really seeing anybody,” she says, “because I don’t want to wake up the next day feeling guilty. I mean I get horny, I’m human, I’m a woman, I want to have sex. But what am I going to do—just find the first random cute dude that I think is going to be a great ride for the night and then tomorrow I wake up feeling empty and hollow? He has a great story and I’m like … what am I doing? I can’t do it to myself. I cannot. It has a little bit to do with fame and a lot to do with the woman that I am. And that saves me.”

What the fuck is this crazy bitch talking about…rich people, especially new rich from the islands gone global…just can’t be grounded ever…always a diva lunatic…who I am sure is terrible to be around…

Here’s her bare ass..and other pics.

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Chloe Sevigny’s Panties of the Day

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Chloe Sevigny is in American Horror Story…with Lady Gaga…because girl needs to work…she looks better than usual…but that’s not saying much because I never found Chloe Sevigny hot…she just always reminded me of a trans dude…

I am not just saying that because she was cast to play a trans once….

I am saying that she was cast to play the trans because she reminded other people of a dude too..

I do remember that I almost found Chloe Sevigny hot for a minute…once…when she first happened…on KIDS….

But that was probably because she was playing a teen, probably while being a teen, and she lost her virginity to some handicapped HIV positive dude…like a dirty little girl…something I connect with at the depths of my soul…and really the virgin teen having unprotected sex could have been anyone..

I never bought into her NYC socialite, high school drop out, pretending to be a high brow artist in the New York art scene, and I always saw her as a hack, trying to be that life…a hipster before it was mainstream… and now I saw her panties ing flashed…which is better than seeing her dick…

To See Her Dick… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Model Tits at the Vogue 95th Anniversary of the Day

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The Fashion industry is such a fucking joke…

It’s a scam to trick rich people to feel they need to buy overpriced sweatshop garbage…they call “art”…and “self expression”…

And they cast hookers, legit fucking hookers, who only date rich and famous dudes because they are hookers, they just get paid more than a typical stripper to increase their stock price…so their hooking can land the richest guy possible…

But there’s so many nipples in fashion…so joke or not…nipples..

Vogue had a 95th anniversary party to celebrate a scamming industry for close to a century…and the owners of Conde Nast who own Vogue probably weren’t even at the event…yet all these cunts were…some of whom..including Rihanna…and Zoe Kravitz and some other topless model…showed their tits…

FASCINATING

: Vogue 95th Anniversary Party Kanye west, kris jenner, gigi hadid, kendall jenner, lily donaldson, bella hadid, hailey baldwin, doutzen kroes, lily aldridge, suki waterhouse, barbara pavin, jared leto 4 October 2015. Please byline: Vantagenews.com

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Events

2015

06

Oct

Livestreamer Burns Down His House and Other Videos of the Day

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Ticking Irish Beard

Motorcycle VS Hummer in Vegas…

Just a Man at he Bus Station in Korea

Clerk VS Thief…

Cops Remove Tattoo..

American Airlines Pilot Dies Mid-Flight

Good Old Fashion Burglar Through Roof

Person Being Smuggled…

Backyard Boxing…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

06

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some days…I wake up with a boner and I get excited because it makes me feel like I am not dead…but then I remember I have to update a blog no one reads for no reason other than some kind of sick and twisted addiction towards things I don’t actually care about….like whether puppet money making Machines have hard nipples last night…or if they are in a magazine this month…

Then I lose the boner I was excited about, hate myself, want to die…but instead I update the site…it’s wors..

Who fucking cares….

Morning Links at 12:30….cuz it’s morning to me…

Fan Girls of the Day
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Kylie Jenner in a Rolls Royce…
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Gigi Hadid in a Sliver Dress
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Claire Danes is a Homewrecking WHore…at Least She Was in 2003
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Bulldog Scares Bear
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John Ham’s Penis Plays Softball
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Some Bitch Named Alicia
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Norwegian Body Builders in a Tiny TOwn
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Nonsense of the English Language..
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2015

05

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Nightmares are still dreams….and most of the girls are nightmares…so I like to refer to them as dream girls…really terrible, haunting…dream girls…

The highlight of the day was when a young new feminist posted a ” how to eat pussy guide”…because “boys are stupid”….in this rape culture world….So I pretended her confidence in posting that…gave me the strength to post a how to throat fuck a girl guide I wrote…because I’m a troll…a sexist troll who hates inequality…

A warrior for us all…here are some stepLINKS>..

Thigh Gaps
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Cameron Diaz Looked Haggard as Fuck…and her Husband/Baby Daddy’s Scalp Tattoo is a Fucking Joke
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Christina Milian in a Bikini
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Charlie Riina is a Fame Whore I Like in a Bikini
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Some Topless Chick by the Pool
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Slut of the Day
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Scott Disick’s 18 Year Old
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Kat Dennings Has Big Tits
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Gwen Stefani’s Crazy
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John Oliver on Mental Health
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Denise Schaefer is Worth a Fuck
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BTS Heyman Hustle and Brock Lesner
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Bella Thorne’s Tween Tits
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Bella Hadid no Bra.
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Zoe Kravitz….Nipple
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Jennifer Aniston at an Event
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Kendra Wilkinson is BAlls Deep
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Bar Refaeli Tits at an Event…
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Tom Cruise Didn’t Support His Fake Adopted Kid’s Wedding Because She’s not a Scientologist…
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Miley Did SNL…I Hate SNL…But HEre’s her Monologue
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Everything Wrong with Wall-E
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Best Sports Conspiracies
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Model I’ve NEver Heard Of in a Bikini
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Halston Sage is a Young Stunner
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Random Babes on Halloween Gallery
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Bacon Lovers Meet a Baby Pig
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5 Diseases Doctor’s Can’t Explain
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40 “Touching” Photos
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Pointless Protest…
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Gigi and Kendall Are SLutty
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Jason Priestley is Not Happy People Know He Fucked Tori Spelling
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Matt McConaughey’s Insane Costume for a Movie..
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Dark Hair and Light Eyes
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Random Porn Pics
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Two Girls in Lingerie Smoking Weed
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College Girls – Oil Wrestling
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Lana Kendricks’ Got Some Tits
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LEsbian Orgy
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Nude in a Pool…Babe
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Hood Fight of the Day
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G String Smokes Weed
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Get Some Male Masturbators…Because Masturbating is Everything
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

05

Oct

Tara Reid Bikini Corpse of the Day

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Tara Reid, perpetual Spring Breaker….is amazing….for some money reasons, including but not limited to being on the beach with her boyfriend…looking like this.

Sometimes I need Tara Reid to remember that life’s not so bad…That people have it worst…that bodies have it worst…like hers…destroyed in the making the entity that is Tara Reid…who was at one point in the late 90s, so fucking relevant, in everything and deemed hot as fuck…then one bad set of implants…threw her into a series of bad plastic surgery…in between traveling the world at pool parties drunk…

Everything comes to an end…whether it is the party at the end of the night, or the party at the end of a decade of partying that destroyed a bitch, or a career in Hollywood so many of these instagram whores dream of….

Death is inevitable – even when the person is still alive…despite how corpse like they look…or in this case their ass looks…..That bad lippo suction has sucked the soul out of her…she’s like a half deflated bag of dog shit…all lumpy and weird..decaying…but not in spirit…because she still brings it…and dudes still fuck it…and want it around…all leather…and in need of life being breathed into it….like a meth addict on the street corner in florida…who lost her pants 3 years earlier and spends her days asleep on the beach…only more famous…and probably more showered…but equally rotten…..

The real issue is why the fuck would she ever wear a bikini….If I was her, I’d opt for the pants…if I was her family, friends, advisors…I’d opt for pants…

But the positive in this, the light at the end of the tunnel her corpse is drunkenly stumbling to…is that she’s skinny….and that’s more than we can say for america…because fat girls are everywhere and fat girls are far more gross…than whatever this is.

What I am trying to say is that I’m in love…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2015

05

Oct

Anja Rubik Looks Sick of the Day

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I wonder if laughing at a skinny model is called “Skinny Shaming”….

Or pointing out that the skinny model probably has an addiction…so is this “addict shaming”…

Or maybe she’s got some sort of disease like it is “HIV POS Shaming”…

Or maybe she’s got some kind of cancer….”Cancer Shaming”…

Or is this from an eating disorder “anorexic shaming”….

And is this eating disorder caused by modeling agency demands…”model agency skinny demand shaming”….

All because all the work, like the food at the table is going to fat girls thanks to “fat shaming”…

And everyone wants to feel like they are doing their part for society by celebrating fat girls…”indirect skinny shaming”…

Her cheeks are sucked in, her skin grey, her eyes bags….she’s a fucking mess….looks like she’s been hanging with Lohan…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

She’s probably medicating, not eating, on drugs…from being given too much money to know what to do with…in a high pressure existence…but who I am to predict anything…I’m just pointing out that some of the greatest tits in modeling have died “great tit turned shit tit shaming”…and maybe she needs some help…Here is a tribute to what was…

Posted in:Anja Rubik|SFW