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2015

09

Sep

Tiger Kaufman Naked Hipster Model in Purple of the Day

It’s the Jewish new year this weekend, at least that’s why the old guy eating a bagel outside the deli was screaming at his wife earlier today..and I’ve never met a Kaufman who wasn’t Jewish…so I assume this Kaufman, who goes by the name Tiger, is Jewish…and I also assume that her name is probably not Tiger, but rather something like Tara or Lea or Devorah or Chaviva or Gaviella…yes I googled Hebrew Names…fuck you…

So this Tiger, who probably isn’t named TIger, but could likely have hippie Jewish parents, they do exist, is from Colorado, lives in LA and gets naked for fashion magazines because it’s all part of her big picture artistic expression and I’m all for looking at nude models who aren’t even models…who think they are artists…who are hipsters…but I prefer when they have bush…but this one probably wasn’t always hipster, it’s just a good angle, but was more a Juciy Sweat suit with laser hair removal back in 2009 when it was the trend…

But now the trend is this…nakedness…just enough to pretend to her parents back home that she’s working towards something. I dig it.

VIA CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Sep

Cameron Diaz get’s K-Fed-ed of the Day

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Madden Twin…Having Twins with dried up but Rich as Fuck Cameron Diaz…

I assume this happened because of the same brain washing tactics I assume he used in his music to get a record deal and to get a suburban kids to buy into his fucking lie…

Now this:

“Although she’s just a few weeks in, Cameron is hoping her babies turn out to be a boy and a girl. She’s excited to start shopping for the nursery.” There is a bit of a worry surrounding this pregnancy, Cam is at a greater risk for complications, due to her age. “They’re being very cautious,” the insider stated. “She’s very healthy and everything looks great so far. They’re hoping for the best.

Benji must be jumping for joy! Their source added, “He’s so protective of her and the babies that it’s hard for him to focus on anything else. He just can’t wait to be a dad.”

I care very little about Cameron Diaz, her ship has sailed, and whether she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars and still has a fit enough body, her vagina is long dead to me…it’s just been so battered over the years that I assume the little fake rock and roll babies will just dive out of her when they are ready because their dad’s so “EXTREME”….

I care ver little about the Good Charlotte sisters, they hardly exist…but I know, some shit when down, to trick this girl into being manipulated by this dude, I’m assume slipping her drugs in her drinks, maybe being overly nice…

I wonder if the baby counts if it was produced in a lab using her frozen granny eggs…but not really, I actually don’t care the whole thing is just a herpes filled absolutely disgusting mess…and knowing that more of this K-Fed DNA will live on is what’s wrong with America..all while she says to the world that she retires….and it was a good fucking run…because she’s fucking rich…and that’s what the “art” of acting is about…LOL

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|SFW

2015

09

Sep

Current Mood and Other Videos of the DAy

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If you don’t like that – here’s the longest town name in the UK

If you don’t like that – here’s a man killing a mouse I assume he tried sticking in his ass

Here’s a Dude Getting his Medicinal Marijuana Stolen…

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2015

09

Sep

Miley Talking About Licking Teeth of the Day

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Sep 9, 2015 at 3:26am PDT

Miley Cyrus..is probably the most interesting thing in entertainment…because she’s not Taylor Swift..

I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing that matters or just noise…or does she even exist in this world where everyone is self involved weirdos looking at their social media and snapchat and instagram all day…

But as long as she’s eating cake off her friends face…

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2015

09

Sep

Doutzen Kroes See Through Dress of the Day

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So GQ had a men of the year award show what I assume was a couple of days ago, so I guess it was only logical to invite model to their arbitrary, bullshit, award show that I assume is strictly based on awarding people who either help their brand or marketing, or people who lure the models to attend their Gala, so that they can maximize the cost of the event…makes sense…

Because we all know I am the man of the year, in terms of failed relationships, failed in business, failed in life, but really good at self destructing with affordable alcohol and unprotected sex with girls who aren’t my wife…and who probably have aids, even though I don’t….

Exciting…but not really…

She’s waring a see through dress…but not really..

It’s all lies..LIES…everyone does this shit for attention….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Jourdan Dunn was also at the GQ Men of the Year event…she showed side tit…

TO SEE THE REST OF JOURDAN DUNN CLICK HERE

A video posted by Jourdan Dunn (@officialjdunn) on Sep 4, 2015 at 2:21pm PDT

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2015

09

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

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I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for…

But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head..

I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money…

I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics…

TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

To see her in some random magazine, still hot…still boring…

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2015

09

Sep

Selena Gomez Naked for Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this ridiculous topless pic of herself…

Her skin has been filtered so hard she looks like she may be a bad painting of herself, or some kind of sex doll version of herself that she’s promoting…

It like this played out pose, didn’t Sharon Stone or Demi Moore, or Madonna do this…

I call it the hide your GUNT…..in a strategic barely nude…Bieber can’t even use it to jerk off as a reminder of what was Selena Gomez’s virginity that he may have taken…but that’s not because it’s non nude that is because Bieber’s more into jerking off to Usher..

But hiding your GUNT goes to waste when the follow-up pic is a side profile…of her fucking gunt…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

09

Sep

Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day

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Every one except Stephen Colbert know that TV is dead, talk shows are dead, the only people watching that shit are old and in the habit of watching TV, because even kids who watch TV, don’t bother watching nightly programming, they just fucking binge or use the internet..

So nightly talk shows are more a vehicle to produce viral stunts with celebrities, because they still have access to celebrities, and if they are well executed they get spread the fuck around, making money on youtube for these people, because that’s what matters…

The two players are redundant childhood schoolyard idiot Jimmmy “Giggles’ Fallon…and this Jimmy, who’s team emails me everyday and I just figured I’d link it, because Rihanna Impersonator with Tits is doing the rounds, singing about the biggest mistake I’ve ever made in my life…Clickbait..

Clickbait…will haunt my existence….forever…because I’ve known about it since the late 90s…in pushing internet traffic…but I never took that knowledge mainstream to make 100,000,000 or more off of it…

Instead I come here and post barely celebs singing barely songs for youtube views..a video I had nothing to do with…just to write my angry caption to it…

I’d rather be homeless.

I didn’t watch this video…so if it’s bad…blame yourselves for clicking..

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2015

09

Sep

50 Cent’s Bankruptcy of the Day

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A video posted by 50 Cent (@50cent) on Sep 5, 2015 at 7:53am PDT

I saw this trending on Facebook….and figured that I am both behind the curve, always bhind in the news, not because I have a life, but because I hate the computer, and ultimately don’t care about 50 cents finances, but the masses care…and that means I have an opinion on it…

Declaring personal bankruptcy is a strategy to not pay your debts including to the IRS, which is usually more affordable or better business than actually paying them, because if you owe the government millions of dollars, you can just shelter that millions of dollars so that they can’t get it and be rich as fuck and bankrupted…

It’s rich person problems… so 50 Cent is not poor because he’s bankrupt, he’s just stupid for bragging about his mansion in Africa, where I guess he’s moving to evade his tax bills…

The fact that people are shocked by this, based on his career, his Vitamin water deal, and all the other shit he’s done…

He can’t be bankrupt, like the traditional poor person kind of bankrupt….but he can be bankrupt legally, because why pay bills when you can just keep all your money…right…

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2015

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Sep