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2015

09

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite thing to do when sexting is right when things are about to get hot and heavy, I’m talking at the climax, I pretend I’m my wife busting the girls in the middle of home wrecking..

So far, it’s been a good time..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Climbing Rock Walls
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Kris Jenner..Thinks Tyga is a Hip Hop Genius…Obviously…
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Surprise Ballroom Dancing
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Jessica Hart’s Big Tits in a Magazine
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Bikini a Day Sluts with their Big Tits in a Bikini
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Kourtney Kardashian Grinding her Pussy Up Against a Seat
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Demi Lovato’s Crotch Shot
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Jorgie Porter in Roller Skates
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Cosplay Girls..
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Here’s a Little Warm Your Heart Video called “I fucked hookers when you were away”…
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Farrah Abraham Meltdown
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2015

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Fetish I didn’t know I have – chubby redheaded 18 year old hipster chick dressed homeless carrying a hubcap talking about getting fucked while fucked up on her period because real men part the Red Sea….

Because it’s got so many different meanings…and visually…it made me sick to my stomach…the only way I like my boners to happen..

That said..Husband Joe is amazing…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gap of the Day….
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Coco’s Pregnant Thong Creepiness
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K.Pop Girl Keeps Falling!
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Taylor Swift Lip Balm Smeared on her Whore Lips
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Popsicle of the Day
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Sara Tansy Nude with her Duck
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Girls Smoking Weed in Bikinis
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Sandra Bullock’s New Photographer Boyfriend ia Psycho who Doesn’t Like Dog Shit…
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Ashley Benson’s Big Nipples
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Strange Accident of the Day
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Tits on a Slow Motion Jog…Amazing
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Jungle Tits..
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I want to Eat Hailey Baldwin’s Legs
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Kylie Jenner is Begging Tyga to Come Back To Her….Weird…
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Amber Heard Dressed Like a Garden
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Crazy Shorts…
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Tom Brady Supports Trump
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Sam Smith is Doing the New James Bond Song
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Topless Glamour Models – End of Summer
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Paralympians Surprise Gym Goers…
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Actress Ass
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Rihanna for Dior
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Demi Lovato in Mesh…
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Damon Wayans Thinks Cosby Accusers are Money Grubbers
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How To Use a Police Car
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Yam Concepcion in FHM
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Chris Brown Hates Gay People
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Obama Can’t Feel His Face…Click the Yellow…
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Jorgie Porter in FHM
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Apparently a Story of a Homeless Hero
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Dakota Johnson No Bra
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Topless Beach Girl of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamps Huge Tits
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Personal Trainer Gives Booty Massage
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Hot Naked Chick named Liana Pure
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Greek Sluts of the Day
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Just Farting Around
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Topless Weeed Smoker..
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Dildo of the Day
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Worst Girl Changing Video Ever
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2015

08

Sep

Selena Gomez is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

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Apparently, this is Selena Gomez and one of her many sisterhoods, she’s in a bikini or a bikini top…because even she knows she’s too dumpy for bikini bottoms…and unlike her friends, she’s got all the pressure on her to look good because she’s Selena Gomez…which is probably why she got the fake tits…or maybe that was deeper rooted issues caused by the rejection from Beiber who I assume cheated on her, because you know how these entitled bitches are…the worst in bed….but still in a bikini so whatever…

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2015

08

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian Grinds her Mom Vag Against a Bike Seat of the Day

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There was a period of time where I got excited by girls on bikes…not necessarily in bikinis on bikes..just on bikes in general…because I knew their vaginas were rubbing against the seat really hard…and on hot summer days…vile and sexy…dripping with seat and broken dreams…

But when I see Kourtney Kardashian doing it, it doesn’t make me want to sniff the seat when she’s in the store buying a drink…like I do with some girls…if anything it’s repulsive…after all the babies and Kardashian pollution that comes with being a Kardashian…but for some reason…I’m still looking..

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2015

08

Sep

Zoe Kravitz Nipple of the Day

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I don’t like Zoe Kravitz…

But she showed her fans her nipples…because I guess she’s performing music now…

I guess it only makes sense that she’d leverage her dad’s success when he’s not flashing the world his penis, allowing her to record what I assume is life changing sounds, because she is tired of just being an instagram model, and feels like the world deserves to be blessed with her gift…or some shit..

I don’t dislike Zoe Kravitz because she’s used her family to get ahead, that shit never phases me, I mean why wouldn’t she…

I just don’t like what seems like a pretty garbage personality…but she’s shpwing her nipples on stage…for you to see and for people to talk about…because nipples aren’t sexual, even though ever dude likes sucking them while fucking and every girls likes them being sucked while getting fucked…but they are for feeding babies…for 1.5 years of a 85 year life…so stop jerking off to them…pervert..and keep showing them off girls…I need to see ever nipple ever made…

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2015

08

Sep

Bella Thorne Bikini Snapchat of the Day

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We are in the tail end of Bella Thorne being 18. Her birthday is Oct 8….meaning one more month to the day before she’s legal…so take it in, pure, innocent, 17 year old girl in a bikini, that is hardly erotic, but erotic enough because you know as well as I know, that this generation of kids, not even Hollywood kids around the shitty behind the glamour of the industry, are so into porn at a young age, that a month isn’t going to change her month….but in the USA, she is criminal to fuck…and she can’t pose nude…but she can cocktease…

I am not really interested in young girls, they don’t know how to fuck, they just sort of sit there terrified, and that’s in their early 20s, so I doubt at 17 they’d be any better, so I’m not interested, but I guess as an actor and the pride of her family, she knows how to throwdown and not just because she poses her young body in a bikini…because that’s just the way it is..

So take it in, one more month of Bella Thorne…who is more interesting a 17 year old that her gutter counterparts…the Kardashians…

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2015

08

Sep

Ashley Benson’s Nipples of the Day

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I posted these Ashely Benson in a bikini, looking less fat yet still busty in a bikini, than she did a few months ago, when she was more fat and still busty in a bikini…because she’s one of those not quite fat, just sloppy and soft bodied, because her focal point is her tits, and that comes stock with big tits, unless you’re a freak of nature or you have fake tits…so to like big tits, means you like soft chicks, they are one in the same…

I am not against Ashley Benson, even when I saw she could lose another 10 pounds, I still want to fuck her, so I just want to keep that clear…

Just because I say these people are overrated, talentless, trash that lucked out, doesn’t mean I don’t want to fuck them….it just means I can’t fuck them becuase my penis is broken..

That said, someone altered this pic she posted on her instagram and it looks like nipples..

We like nipples…They are what make the tit…otherwise you’re a cancer survivor or a sex doll..

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2015

08

Sep

Hipster Photoshoot of the Day

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There’s some fashion magazine called HUNTER MAGAZINE ….and I guess it blurs the line between fashion and hipster and artist that is actually not art, but these idiots think is art or high concept because all these idiots are phonies who encourage each other to be phony…try hard weirdos..because if they all encourage each other…it seems more real..

I’m talking the new feminists with Armpit hair who showcase their armpit hair as part of a trend, but who still take selfies like vapid fame whores..

Or Vegans who don’t are Vegan 80 percent of the time…but talk about it 100 percent of the time..

You know the assholes I’m talking about, well here they are topless in a field…LOLZ..

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2015

08

Sep

Sarah Hyland Bikini Lesbianism of the Day

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So Sarah Hyland was on vacation for one of her friend’s birthdays and I guess Labor Day…and some other chick from Bring It On, but not the original Bring it On, but rather Bring it On: In it to Win It…which I guess was the real Bring it On….Cassise Scerbo…oh she was also in Sharknado, that’s how we know she matters…

So Sarah Hyland, the creepy really young looking, but over 18 year old, child star, posed with her friend in a bikini, which is enough for basic bitches like yourself to think “Omg lesbians, together in bikinis”…rahter than “Look too chicks in a bikini”….which we can assume they are…even if the younger generation eat each other out, because they see it in porn and gender and sexuality has no age…

And if Sarah Hyland’s not a lesbian.why is she kissing ELLEN….

Here’s another video of her friends in Cabo….

A video posted by Laura Samuels (@laurasamuels8) on Sep 7, 2015 at 7:54pm PDT

And pics:

HEre are a couple of girls doing a flip….becuase you can see pussy definition in their bikinis pre-spring…

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2015

08

Sep

Paloma Faith for Agent Provocateur of the DAy

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I am pretty sure I’ve never heard any Paloma Faith music, or of Paloma Faith, but it is my pet peeve when I read “I don’t know who this is, but she’s in unerwear”…even though I don’t know who she is and she’s in underwear…

That said, apparently she’s a UK singer who is in her mid 30s, and for some reason, I assume called sleeping or being friends with the people who run the brand of the high end, expensive, perceived high quality, higher concept designs than Victora’s Secret, that is just white trash, while Agent Provocateur is a throwback to what lingerie is all about…being sexy and giving boners…while making girls feel hot, even when they are 5/10 in terms of excitement like this girl..

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