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2023

29

May

Britney Spears’ Memorial Day Post of the Day

12 hour ago, which means in the early hours of Memorial Day, Britney Spears or the AI that is pretending to be Britney Spears confused the context of MEMORIAL DAY with “Post a favorite memory of yourself” like it’s Throwback Thursday or Flashback Friday Day.

I’m not an American, but I don’t think that’s the fucking point, even if you’re not so serious about the military, at the very least it’s about hot dogs and fucking fireworks by the pool…..

Yet instead, the lunatic psy-op that is Britney Spears posted up a close of of her tits in her instagram feed with the caption reading:

“Reposting a pic I did last year live ?????? !!!”

Not only does the picture look like it was shot on 10 year old technology, it’s just a fucking weird thing for an old, rich, popstar who is now free to post. It’s bootleg, but it’s still tits. She’s probably dead, but it’s still tits. So I’m into it, I just don’t understand it but I guess sometimes the things you don’t understand are the most inspiring!

She also posted this throwback pic with this caption:

“Only shoot I ever did in the woods !!! Way back before I had kids !!! The only thing I remember is my stylist saying “Uhhhhhhhhhhh !!! Your boobs Britney … they’re huge what happened ???“ I said I have no idea ????? !!!”

And even weirder, she posted some math code….with this caption:

“I was told this was supposed to be the enthalpy of an erupted chemical reaction … we clapping on T watch out ladies and gents”

And a dance video that was a repost…..because Britney is Dead…or institutionalized…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2023

29

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

It’s Memorial Day for the Americans out there…which in this world that sees their national flags as problematic, because they are commie bastards, that may not mean quite what it used to mean, but the internet whores are probably posting bikini selfies from the pool.

In the past, a generation of people went to war, fought on the frontlines for whatever the puppet masters that be were selling, they were likely far more emotional about Memorial day, having had friends die in their arms in battle, but this generation is soft…and the funniest thing about it is that they aren’t even anti-war if it’s sold to them the right way, just look for all the millennials with UKRAINE flags who aren’t UKRAINIAN out there…..

This generation is also more interested in whining, virtue signalling, being racist through virtue signalling, sterilizing themselves, dressing up as furries, being sexual deviant perverts, selling nudes, cutting their dicks and tits off, and becoming social media influencers or memes so that they feel that they matter.

So with the GAY-IFICATION of everything here’s some milky tits, sexualizing the milky tits, to try to sell the whole breeding thing, used as a memorial of what was traditional family values, hopefully inspiring people because the future relies on the people with good old fashioned conservative values to start breeding, because the general species is weak, on a suicide or extinction mission, they’ve lost sight of all decency, are a bunch of vile scumbags and through it all they are annoying every step of the way…

So here’s some Milky Tits on Memorial Day to remind you the of the idea of what people were fighting for, even if it was really just to make a bunch of pieces of shit very rich.

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2023

26

May

Iggy Tiny Titty Azalea’s Titty of the Day

Iggy Azalea is the fake rapper from Australia who committed to her white rapping character in what one could argue was a racist way, but it made her a lot of money and she redeemed herself by making babies with black dudes, so her big fat ass could pretend it was always about the culture.

In staying relevant, she has hopped onto the whole OnlyFans exclusive content hustle, as a potential cash grab, a creative vision, an attempt to be doing what young chicks do, instead of acting like her 40 year old self, and in the process she’s flashed her ttis for one of her content pieces.

I can hate on Iggy from the celeb years, but I don’t hate on a famous bitch turning to low level porn, it’s funny….

So I celebrate this shit, I’m just trying to understand why her nips are blacker than the music she tried to appropriate….

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2023

26

May

Kristen Stewart Thong of the Day

NO, this isn’t a new Target, Bud Light, or North Face ad for pride month….and NO this isn’t Ellen Elliott Page…

This is a lesbian in a THONG for PRIDE month…..rocking her lesbian dental floss…and luckily for us they’ve shot this from an angle that crops out the strap on-attached to her thong, it’s the only thong she had laying around, because all her other underwear are men’s boxer shorts…you know lesbian things…

It’s also a LESBIAN in FISHNETS cuz LESBIANS know far more about the fishy smells a pussy can get, because they themselves own a pussy….but also because they don’t have dicks, so they end up with their faces in more pussy than dudes who are willing to skip that whole part of sex because they don’t worship the pussy as much as a Kristen Stewart lesbian does…

I don’t know when the lesbian decides the pussy turns them on, but I assume mirrors are involved in that process…..

I do know that Kristen Stewart’s not very hot lesbian, like the ones I see in the park who are actually young, fit and only lesbians because it’s trendy….but I didn’t find her hot before she decided to turn, because she wasn’t BORN THAT WAY, it’s a choice….she was actually born to procreate…it’s the HUMAN condition people and all these gay shit is designed to take away from that by voluntarily not breeding and if you they do breed, they’ll end up weird thanks to their TWO moms….but that’s just my ignorance that will be seen as a HATE CRIME…which is shocking, since I’m so filled with LOVE!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2023

26

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

I suggest using this gallery of On/Off pictures to inspire your journey out into the real world, off your screen, off your couch, amongst the humans who are technically no longer human thanks to gene therapy, and visualize every last one of the sluts you come across, both old and young, fat and skinny, hot or not…..naked…..just use their outfits as a basis of what their nakedness looks like….and use the on/off girls who do the work for you as a reference point of what some of those clothed bitches would look like naked if they were as cool as these ladies…

RIGHT.

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

26

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

I have always been of the “a panty is a panty” school of thought. So long as I’m looking at the panty, I know I’m one more layer away from the pot of gold, that’s usually more of a sewage or dumpster that smells of feces and kitchen garbage, but it’s still my fucking destination and that’s my right!

However, I know there’s a whole generation of people who frowned upon the fullback panty, girls were shamed if they wore them and were never caught dead in them, and if they were caught dead in them, they’d live a life in purgatory in shame, reliving the paramedics finding them in full-back panties….a fate worse than death…eternal panty shame….

So that generation was also the computer screen generation, the no real human interaction generation, the hook up culture if they were lucky generation, the porno generation, and with emptiness and loneliness comes an yearning for that real trad relationship which for those who have been in one know, it involves full back panties…

Or maybe the throat fucking porn, the cuckold porn, the tranny porn has run it’s course and fetishizing full bank normal basic panties is the answer to all happiness…

Here’s a round up….a spiritual enlightenment in panty.

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Posted in:Fullback Panty

2023

26

May

Heidi Klum Nip Slip of the Day

FLASHABACK FRIDAY

Do you remember when HEIDI KLUM’s big EUGENICS granny tits were falling out of her slutty dress in CANNES from yesterday….

THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS weren’t there…

So why not do a FLASHBACK FRIDAY inspired by the GOOD OLD DAYS of Heidi Klum’s nipple slip in Cannes yesterday….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:HeidI Klum|Heidi Klum|Heidi Klum

2023

26

May

Em Rata is More than Just Tits of the Day

I don’t pay attention to any of Em Rata’s whining about being sexualized, perved on, creeped on….or any of her weird rich and famous person politically commentary. It’s not her fault she’s misguided, she’s in a horrible scene with horrible people and just doesn’t know better.

In fact, outside of her bullshit whining about bullshit talking points, to try to make her out to be more than just a titty model, I respect her hustle, drive and longevity.

She went from naked in hipster shoots, which is when I started making fun of her face, while loving her tits, many years ago, to being naked in a music video, when the world decided she mattered and she’s been able to grow her account to be huge, while polarizing it into her being a fashion icon or model, and not some shameless OnlyFans girl….it’s fucking wild…

Then she wrote bullshit books that sold, she crested her own line of clothing to give her a reason to post in slutty content, she married some ugly lookin dude, had a kid with him, didn’t let that destroy her body, or her time doing racy jerk off content on the internet packaged as non-jerk-off content and it’s pretty impressive.

I think her most important work has been proving that she’s more than just a set of big tits, but ALSO a hot ass….

VERSATILE, multi-faceted, a legend in the making……not really…but good enough…

Posted in:Em Rata

2023

26

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

It’s the long weekend motherfuckers, so maybe it’s time for you to go fishing, or at least go out there with your fishnets and try to entrap innocent hot chicks swimming, in a “i’m just trying to make you sexy as fishnets do” because literal fishnets may not have the cut, design, style of a lingerie fishnet the whorish women are, but it has the ability to drag in the SEA URCHIN pussy from shore that you’ve been EYING on the beach all day….it even works at the public pool…but it is frowned upon, so maybe just stick to looking at bitches in fishnet while fantasizing about it being a REAL fishnet…RIGHT….

GONE FISHIN’…

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Posted in:Fishnets

2023

26

May

Salma Hayek’s Face of the Day

HER EYES ARE UP HERE!

I just saw these pictures of Salma Hayek, the old as shit billionaire wife who was built up in Hollywood before being forced into marrying the billionaire she married, but who is still an iconic celebrity, which doesn’t say much in this world of no one being a celebrity, and she still has those tits that made her famous in the first place, CANCER HASN’T GOT THEM YET, despite her old age and statistics saying it probably will…

So yeah, if you look up from her designer billionaire fetish outfit pushing up her old tits, you’ll see a face that looks like it’s been pasted on, stapled on, maybe like a FACE filter or AI since nothing is real, or maybe just wonky photoshop and filters and it freaks me the fuck out….

This reminds me of when I used to crop people’s FB profile pics onto porn pics, which is now illegal and can get you arrested but hat the time a great gag…and I have NO photoshop skills…level up rich bitch…hire someone better…

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