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2015

03

Aug

The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ of the Day

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The Tits from Blurred Lines are on a bit of a media blitz, because she’s so low level, she needs to keep up momentum, otherwise people will forget about her.

She’s the stripper money of “celebrity”, you know, it comes easy and fast…by making dudes cum, and it’s gets spent on Chanel Purses and cocaine…pretty quick.

Meaning, easy come, easy go…she got famous quick, for her tits, people loved her tits, and tits have only so much sustainability, even if they are compelling tits, it’s easy to forget those tits when other tits come along, unless they keep up the media…like this…

I feel bad for her, but not really, I feel bad for her boyfriend, who I assume she cheats on in her quest to be as famous as possible…and I’m glad to say…she’s got great tits, even if they are implants, and thats enough reason to spend 4 seconds noticing her.

Boring shoot, she barely matters, but she’s here.

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2015

03

Aug

Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day

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Here’s some pics from a recent Agent Provocateur Campaign….

Agent Provocateur is the higher concept Victoria’s Secret, created by the son of Sex Pistol’s manager and Vivienne Westwood, that everyone buys into and thinks is luxury, because it is overpriced…and represents status to retards who buy into this shit…

But it looks good enough to me, it’s got some old school lingerie vibes, and I just ignore that it is probably owned by evil Victoria’s Secret…

Apparently, this line is by Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica…because I guess anyone can design lingerie if they win an Oscar and have a hot sister who never quite made it…

And here are the campaign pics that bore me because pics always bore me.

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2015

03

Aug

Demi Lovato in Cosmo of the Day

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Demi Lovato is ridiculously famous and now in a tight dress in Cosmo…and I don’t care, you probably don’t care, but her millions of fans probably care…

She’s a bit of a bull dyke who I assume pegs FES from That 70s show, because he had his penis abducted by Lohan’s alien pussy early on in her slut existence, and it’s the only way he feels joy…

Not that I know what FES from that 70s Shows gets pleasure from…but I know when it’s not underage girls, it’s this…photoshopped, latina with a loyal latina fan base..because latinas see her as one of their own who made it, bringing hope to a bunch of first generations…almost like Trump…but different.

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2015

03

Aug

Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly in Bikinis of the Day

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Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly are BFFs…which is good because no one else cares about them…except when they are in Bikinis…

One is a child star, the other the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper, and togther they are in Bikinis…

Bikinis…without them, how would these people promote themselves…I just don’t know but more importantly, don’t care…

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2015

03

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M of the Day

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Here’s some shitty e-commerce catalog pics that are as shitty as lingerie pics can be…because airbrushed model pics in a studio is fucking boring as fuck…

But she’s got a good waist to hip ratio, I guess that’s why she’s famous and making big money for evil brands that don’t fit fat america like H&M…

Normally she’s topless…she’s better when she’s topless….but it’s still half naked…

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2015

03

Aug

Katherine McPhee in a Bikini of the Day

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What amazes me about Katherine McPhee, is that she proves that being on one season of American Idol, that she didn’t even win, is enough for people to care about her ass in a bikini….

All it takes, one reality show, talent contest to carry you into celebrity…

I mean, there are other basic ways to get famous, sex tape, porn career, sugar baby whore, fucking a famous person…posting bikini pics on instagram…

Fame doesn’t even matter anymore, no one cares…but I guess it does to Katherine McPhee….

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2015

03

Aug

Lea Michele Working Out of the Day

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Lea Michele is one of the original transgendered actresses who unlike Bruce Jenner, doesn’t make a whole theatrical coming out about it, even though he should, because it would be better for his career now that Glee is over…

Unless he’s actually a chick, which I guess would be unfortunate for her….

Here she is working out, because I guess she doesn’t want to get fat and carry her weight like a man, because we’ll all be on to her, now that we aren’t distracted by her fake fiance dying of a heroin overdose…

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2015

03

Aug

Kylie Jenner is Amazing of the Day

Kylie Jenner seems to be the only thing that matters these final days of being 17….her birthday in 2 weeks, but thanks to being a Kardashian, she’s not going anywhere, despite what the world should want, but that white America keeps perpetuating….

She’s looks 40, she’s built like a hip hop video vixen, she fucks old, pervert, baby daddy black rappers who you know fuck all kinds of people, and has the bastard babies to prove it, making her a dirty dirty 17 year old ,one who will be in Montreal on her Birthday and who should let me release her sex tape, even though the family business is built on this, and they have a whole distribution system set up… Just another example of me being useless, obsolete, sucking at life…

But at least I can watch these idiots on Social Media to remind me of my failures…while staring at their prostituting ways….

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2015

03

Aug

Gigi Hadid for W Magazine of the Day

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Gigi Hadid…the American Dream…dating a Jonas Brother, who isn’t wearing a purity ring anymore, because he realizes that angle was fucking lame to market his band, in this slutty fucking world, especially when most girls want to be shamed, humiliated, choked and fucked up the ass…especially with a Jonas brother, he’d be pretty dumb not to run with it…

Gigi Hadid…daughter of a rich, LA based, narcissist who fucks models, including her mother, because models love money….has been packaged as a legit model, in her quest against the Kardashians, her best Frenemies, because let’s face it, these idiots live in this insular bubble that America watches, and the Kardashians are winning…Gigi can’t let them win..she’s cuter…

I guess it’s her Arab sense of competitiveness…

That said…she’s in W Magazine, not breaking the internet like a Kardashian, who didn’t really break the internet, but who I am sure has broke a few folding chairs she’s sat on…but there’s still a skinny naked ass in a bed..and I dig it.

Photographer is Stephen Klein. He’s pretty top of the line..so take it in…even if it’s boring….everything is boring…we’re over exposed to this shit.

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2015

03

Aug

Iliza Shlesinger Nude Selfie of the Day

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I hate female comedians…I mean I hate all comedians, but female ones more than males, they just aren’t funny.

It’s a series of “wish I was an actress, but I’m too ugly, so I’m going to use this angle”…that in this feminist world, with the female audience being the market, leaving male comedians to be pussy nerds rather than misogynist assholes, and females to be as vulgar and I guess vulvar as they can…just to get noticed…

You know, like Whitney Cummings, talking about sucking dick, and the taste of cum, and all the things girls like to giggle about because girls aren’t supposed to say those things, and girls all think it…

Now I don’t know who this Comedian is, or what her schtick is, I am just know that she’s trying too hard to be funny, which isn’t funny, unless she’s not actual funny, in which case it is funny, because I like misguided idiots..

She won Last Comic Standing in 2008, and has since done nothing, so I guess posting nudes on instagram, to get attention, to get noticed, to show off her fake tits, fake tits that make her funnier, because fake tits get people to look her way, mainly to debate if her fake tits counter balance that face…and they do..they always do…

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