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2015

06

Oct

Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day

Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a magazine…because it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays….

I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but I probably have, I just don’t listen to music, because I’m one of those lunatics who thinks the record industry is dumbing us down, programming us, and just shoving subliminal messages into our minds to make us consume garbage…I mean why else would all these fucking idiots exist…I mean besides because of their tits…like these Ellie Goulding tits…that all of a sudden make her…matter..

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Jojo Demonstrates her Black Boyfriend who Ruined her of the Day

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Jojo was one of the original, at least in this internet generation of celebrity bullshit blogs like this…you know..the way I spend my day..everyday…type sites…underage, jailbait, pop star who wasn’t that hot, but who Americans wanted to fuck, because Americans fucking LOVE underage girls…until they turn 18, get a black boyfriend, and pretty much dont do anything because they were tied up, pre-occupied with the big black D….in what she’s demonstrating how she used to do it…now that she’s worked her way back into pop culture…since that going black part of her….vagina…decided to try to make more easy money doing shitty songs and dances again…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Gigi Hadid is a Self Involved Cunt Showing Gunt for Elle Canada of the Day

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The title of this post…is all I really have to saw about this porky model who makes up the new generation of models we call “my dad is really rich and we paid for this career”….coupled with “we’re at all the cool parties, so we have huge social media presence, thanks to the team my rich dad hired to run my PR and my ex boyfriend being a teen popstar I used to get followers”….and “brands really see me as a marketing tool to get their social media followers and they let me pretend to be a model to trick me into posting their shit”…because anyone with a brain knows…this isn’t a fucking model…this is a rich girl…with an ego…who doesn’t want to go to school because she’s vapid and from LA and has a trust fund…so instead she’s become her own personal brand…and apparently hashtag…fuck this whore like you were a Jonas brother after throwing in the purity ring lie…and figuring that shoving your dick in a 19 year old…is like being a virgin…semantics..

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Proud Mom of the DAy

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LOL!!

All these LA mom’s are such fucking whores…they’ll take as much dick as they can to help open doors and get in the media…EVEN THEIR OWN…

These people are garbage and the fact that “society”…which is really not “society”…or socialized…but rather just a series of uneducated primates with some bullshit soap box thanks to social media…where they are lazy and say things they like hearing while living a totally different life because they are hypocrites in denial of what is really going on…Attention Deficit Disorder, Bullshit Social Warriors, Too Lazy to Really Bother figuring shit out, entitled to think they matter..who supported what Bruce Jenner did for the Trans world…something I call “EXPLOITING IT”…make me fucking sick…

I am just fascinated that these idiots can kill people on the PCH…but no one fucking kills them…when it’s very clear…they need to be fucking shot…

Fucking whores. Twisted fucking whores…whoring for money and manipulating you idiots in the process…

Here’s more of the young hooker…hooking for Target….Paid for by Target..

Posted in:Jenners|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Eniko Mihalik for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is a titty model, but she’s been in the game for a long time, and I am not just saying that because her face looks old in this shit for Agent Provocateur, the more expensive, and thus the better quality, probably sweat shop made lingerie..that has a bit more style because it appears to be more 1920s Parisian lace lingerie rich people used to buy in 1920s…than the wonderbra padded bra shit for mall shoppers of their Victoria’s Secret counterparts..but because I remember posting her tits…over and over again over the last bunch of years…which for models…means bitch is old…there’s always new pussy coming through…and at 25-30…you’re done…

But then again, maybe I never looked at her face…due to tits…because tits erase broken down things…attached to girls who get naked for money…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Codie Young Does Jessica Rabbit in a Weird Shoot for UMNO Magazine of the Day

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This is just fucking weird..

Her name is CODIE YOUNG

She’s Australian…

She’s got small tits, big bug eyes, and she’s managed to get cast for this Jessica Rabbit shoot, that I assume is for some of you weirdo Cosplay people who still jerk off to Jessica Rabbit…or girls dressed like Jessica Rabbit, because you’re into cartoons, because cartoons can’t say no to you, and you’re into girls who dress like cartoons, because they get you….

She’s got no tits, which isn’t a bad thing to me, because you see…I like…small tits…but I know if I was to jerk off to Jessica Rabbit, or Jessica Rabbit fetish photos…I’d want silly rabbit sized tits…

Yes…

Silly rabbit sized tits…

Yes…

I hate myself, bad puns, shit comedy…and this shoot..

Posted in:Codie Young|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Elisa Meliani by David Bellemere of the Day

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Elisa Meliani is someone I’ve never heard of, but after extensive research, it turns out that she’s a model out of Paris…
her INSTAGRAM …like so many instagram…of girls who aren’t french…but hungry or rather thirsty for fame, thirsty for that big break, and willing to get naked for free for it…in a “look at my fucking pussy, it is beautiful, women are beautiful objects, showing my body is just celebrating the woman form”…for free…and for perverts…but who cares…when it’s in France, it just seems like what people do…

The pics are by David Bellemere, who is a great photographer, he gets all these girls naked, all the time, and not just girls from France, but also girls in America…..and the girls get naked for him because girls get naked for anyone with a camera…especially if they are french, because french people are perverts without actually being labeled perverts, but instead just considered French…an thus passionate…even if they are just perverts…

Good excuse to get girls like Elisa…to show the world her pussy…probably for free…because #France.

This reminds me of some 80s bikinis shoots I used to jerk off to in the 80s…and I like it.

Posted in:David Bellemere|Elisa Meliani|Treats

2015

06

Oct

Zuzanna Bijoch Naked for 25 Magazine of the Day

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Here is the “official instagram” of model Zuzanna Bijoch …..who from her facebook page is a “World Famous Top Model”….that’s gotta be a joke, what kind of bitch refers to herself like that…even when they are world famous models…unless they are being ironic…because doing it with a straight face…is fucking obnoxious…

I guess a model…in being a model…and choosing that low level “look at me I’m pretty shit”…is obnoxious to begin with…so it’s expected….

Or maybe, she’s a puppet being handled by whatever handler she has, seeing as she’s probably from some Eastern European country…and thus has some dude with his hand inside her.. milking her…or as I prefer to call it … whoring her out to the world…as her “agent”…which is legalese for pimp….and they do it with cam girls…

But maybe, it is just affirmations, you know her telling herself she’s a bigger deal than she is…to help her and motivate her through this…

And really, none of it matters, because she’s fully naked in some magazine called 25 magazine…

Posted in:Zuzanna Bijoch

2015

06

Oct

Georgia Hilmer & Emma Oak for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a couple models you’ve probably never heard of…because I’ve never heard of them and I know everything when it comes to useless, interchangeable, they are all the fucking same, models…from instagram…to nude shoots for anything called a “magazine”…because it feels like it gives them credibility and that it will help them open doors to have an actual career…and not just an imaginary one that looks like a real career…because they do free shoots for everyone…

You know, the kind of girl like Emily Ratajkowski, who is now famous from the same fucking antics…and all it took was showing her tits for free…in this misogynistic world…of showing your tits makes you relevant…that misogynists have tricked girls into thinking is empowering to them…amazing..right…I mean..that’s amazing…

Tell a femnazi bitch that face fucking empowers her and having her believe it…so much you can face fuck her…and she leaves smiling with your cum and her puke all over her face..and you’re like “girl power, you go girl, equality, fuck the sexists”….ironically…

MY FAVORITE….

Here are some pics from the magazine…with a half of nipple…playing in fire hydrants like they were ghetto kids, looking for a ghetto swim, in the ghetto during a heat wave…a fetish to some weirdos I’m sure…

Posted in:Emma Oak|Georgia Hilmer

2015

06

Oct

Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she’s old, too expensive, and there are a bunch of hotter, younger girls who are more keen to get involved with the brand…they don’t need some mom and her mixed race…which is mulatto or half breed to the racists I know you are….they don’t need some DJ whore from the Netherlands annoying them with her bullshit diva demands…so they let her leave gracefully…and pretend she’s got better things to do, you know new projects, a new direction that will take up all her time making it impossible to give Victoria’s Secret the one day a month they need her and pay her millions of dollars for…SURE…

You know, projects like fame whoring for the paparazzi in Miami…going to clubs to supervise her man…and this …”The Holland Herald”….moving’ on up…fading into obscurity…as models in their 30s do.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW