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2015

30

Sep

The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day

I feel like I already posted this, but I figured since I think Emma Roberts is lovely, for no real reason, other than that she hasn’t blocked me on Social Media, coupled with the fact that any girl with a drug addicted, self involved, probably too busy to give her the male love and support she needed, but was positioned well enough to give her an opportunity to build an acting career of her own, as the young hipster-y fashionista who looks homeless most of the time…you know daddy issues..the kind that lead to her being arrested for fighting with her boyfriend…I might as well promote anything half naked that she does…because half naked is what she’s supposed to be doing…

All I see are wrinkles, and not the good kind on her labia..but around her eyes…because I guess it’s been a roung life..

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2015

30

Sep

Isabeli Fontana’s Nipple Peak in Vouge Brasil of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana may be old…but she’s still lovely…because she’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream…because for some reason these Victoria’s Secret people love girls from other countries…there must be a reason for that…maybe they are more affordable, easier to control, don’t have a legal team…who knows…

More interestingly, she was abducted by the brand at 16, and due to some protest, because 16 in lingerie is creepy, she’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret..

Something that probably makes your pervert ass so mad, because 16 in lingerie for national billion dollar brands…is exhilarating for your masturbation…when I think it’s morally fucked up…and they shoulda gone to prison for it..

Well, now she’s still got tits, possibly bigger now than ever due to all her babies…and she’s showing a sliver of nipple which is better than no nipple…that’s a fact, google it.

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2015

30

Sep

The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK of the Day

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I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK, months ago….but I didn’t post all the pictures and since she’s the most amazinged, talented, sent from heaven to grace the entertainment industry with razor sharp skill, professionalism, and compelling ability to really turn her breasts from nude glamour model, turned instagram model to respected actress….because to be a respected actress who reminds us that Jessica Alba and so many token hot girls in movies before her…didn’t have talent either…and that you just need to focus on what’s important…whether her tits or mouth are real….not that I can really tell, she’s blocked me on all social media because she clearly doesn’t like me…and you know that it’s her personally blocking me off the shit..because she’s not that rich and famous to have handlers…

I had a conversation with someone the other day about The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK, who was mad that I said her career is over, he said I was wrong to think that people have moved on, because I guess he thinks she’s hot and I guess didn’t understand that I am not an authority on anything, I just predict her being over, because she is old news…boring, I’ve seen her naked….but that doesn’t mean Hollywood thinks she’s over even if she’s old news…they seem to like recycling garbage…it’s the west coast way of lige..

So here are The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK from September issue on the last day of September…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

30

Sep

Natasha Poly Titty Grab for S Moda of the Day

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Natasha Poly, model who was destined to be Russian bride, who was destined to work in the webcam industry before being sold off to a brothel in the Ukraine, or Cyprus, or wherever the russian hookers are sent in the sex trade before a fat American buys them as a wife…but who went off course…

I blame the fall of communism…

But the good news for her is that modeling wsa more lucrative and it allowed her to marry some Dutch billionaire who she had babies with…because it secured her communist claws into the good life…and she still grabs her tits in magazines…because Russians may not have souls, but they are hard working and focused on not losing what they’ve managed to scam…

TO SEE NATASHA POLY AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Natasha Poly|SFW

2015

30

Sep

Behati Prinsloo Topless Shoot of the Day

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I guess having sex with Adam Levine, who you may know as the worst fucking thing to ever happen in entertainment, music, TV, life….makes you the fucking worst….because you’re encourage that dancing monkey and making him think he’s as important and good looking as his mom always made him feel…and thus the woman behind the man I hate…makes you the woman I hate…and dead to me..

Doesn’t make you dead to the rest of the world, and brands like Victoria’s Secret and whatever this is, will exploit you because of your celebrity connection and eager model willing to get naked because you’re clearly a half retard immigrant that is easily impressed….even if I think they should pretend you don’t exist…

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2015

30

Sep

Miranda Kerr’s How To Get a Billionaire Tip of the Day

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I’ve been doing some very extensive research on Miranda Kerr’s behavior and activities, to come up with a comprehensive course for girls in how to land a billionaire…because Miranda Kerr only fucks with billionaires…it’s good for her ego, finances and offers a lifestyle far superior to millionaires, because billionaires have more money than they know what to do with, more than they can spend, so even if they give her 100,000,000 dollars in the divorce settlement, they’re laughing…better than a prenup with a dude only worth 200,000,000 dollars that you’d probably only get 10 – 20 million out of…

That said:

The steps so far have been:

1-3 Model Legs…. HERE
4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE
5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE
6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE

Today, we learn a new step…”Dress slutty, possibly in a sheer dress, to the airport instead of the normal sweat pants, because the paparazzi will release your pictures and maybe sites will pic up the airport look, reminding your billionaire that you’re still hot, you still matter, dudes want to fuck you and you’re jet set on your own, you don’t need his money for airfare, which is better than the other hookers these guys have had on their rise to billionaire status….

All this to say, who takes care of her kid?

CLICK HERE – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE

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2015

30

Sep

Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day

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Taylor Swift reminds me of a bad rich person’s bar mitzvah. You know, the kind of rich person who has the budget to hire anyone she wants from the last 50 years of music…to get on stage with her and perform some song and dance that looks like it’s some low level, discount cruise, nightly performance…you know the kind you see at the 3 star resort you saved up for 4 years to go to…only to realize nights are boring, but luckily they hired a group of cuban refugees to sing hit songs from the last 2 decades…it’s ghetto…which could be the reason Nelly Participated…

Or Maybe, Nelly, is just desperate as fuck, has realized he’s a one trick pony, and like all one hit wonders, will go through life singing the same song for some money because it’s easy and there’s nothing else going on in his life…

To be a rapper, willing and excited to be on Stage with Taylor Swift, is strictly to get her audience into your shit, and /or a cash grab…because I find the whole thing…humiliating…

But I guess not as humiliating as Taylor Swift singing “Hot in Here”..

What is wrong with people, how can anyone think this weird variety show is cool, quality, or anything but a marketing stunt…a weird fucking marketing stunt…that is trying to get Taylor Swift to eat fucking everything…

She is kinda hot though…even if she’s the devil…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

30

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Hormone in the Food Thanks to a Psycho Monetizing Mom Booty of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posted a picture of her 18 year old ass in a white dress. An ass that we can assume is either fake, since her whole family is fake, they have a plastic surgeon on pay roll, I mean look at those filled up faced clowns…

or maybe crafted from a strategic workout regime her athlete father taught her when he decided he wanted a booty a few years ago…

or maybe it is the hormones in the food, that are further jacked up when fueled with big black dick and the fertile as fuck sperm that comes out of it…

but not the standard hormone in the food that is giving girls everywhere big round amazing asses, but hormones that her mom started feeding her at a young age to craft this master plan she’s designed….you know like that time you were feeding that girlfriend of yours sedatives every morning so that she was too tired to leave you…only less creepy, more abusive and more lucrative in the sell out….

Here’s a video of her mocking a “Fame Ruining Her” cover…

Here she is doing a little lip sync to rap video with her fat lips and boyfriend, because her only marketable talent is standing around with a dumb look on her face, lip syncing rap songs…because that’s where that rap /vine market is…weird…so fucking weird.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

30

Sep

The Serious, Probably High Katy Perry Fan of the Day

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Here’s Katy Perry mocking ore dealing with one of her fans who Katy assumes is on MDMA, losing her fucking shit, because the fan is losing her fucking shit, as she can’t stop grabbing at Katy Perry and kissing Katy Perry…because I guess Katy Perry doesn’t really believe in liking being kissed by a girl univited…that’s rape…but luckily for Raiiaiaiae, she’s not a boy, because if she was she’d be charged for rape….but since she’s a girl…everyone can giggle….

I guess the Kissed a Girl shit is just a song…or maybe she’s just trying to deal with the high as fuck fan….memories of her days as a raver…

Either way, I’m slow on this video, these things happen when I spend my days not caring about what Katy Perry and her big tits are up to…

Here she is being funny because she’s a joker…living solid.

A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Sep 25, 2015 at 3:36pm PDT

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

30

Sep

Dude Freaking Out and Stripping and Other Videos of the Day

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Chubby College Girl Balancing Act People Freak Out Over Cuz They Are Basic…

Laundromat Brawl

Interesting Driver of the Day

Cops VS People THrowing Contraband into Prison

This Beheading of a Man’s Wife Actually Happened..

Seattle Police Shooting…

Cops Pull Woman Over for Weed…She Refuses to Comply…Because Cops are Racist…and Pulled Her Over Cuz She’s Black…and/or Because she had 2 bags of marijuana, 3 scales, waterbong and a Loaded gun….

Teen Wins at Life

Road Rage Knock Out

Idiot Slams His Head

Circus Fail

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