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2015

23

Sep

Kylie Jenner Posts Butt Shots of the Day

Kylie Jenner is freshly 18, yet her ass totally looks like a mid-20s instagram whore…who gets ass injections…to make herself more appealing at the Vegas pool parties…and clubs…

We call it doing the Kim Kardashian, only those trashy instagram models, aspiring to be Kim Kardashian, have probably spent more time with Kim Kardashian than Kylie. I went to this the other day, the family is too big and self absorbed, that conversation is probably awkward and weird…especially since the mom is trying to turn this one into the new Kim…in body and shade of skin, as being the beige girl who fucks black guys has done amazing for them…they tried it with OJ’s daughter, Khloe Kardashian, but it didn’t work, because everyone assumed she was a the tranny in the family…

Either way, she’s out there with this hip hop video vixen instagram model bootleg, but rich as fuck, body…and persona…so I guess it makes total sense that she’d facetune some booty pics for her FANS…

I am glad the world is more flimsy than they used to be, less loyal, it gives me hope that there will be a move away from all this evil…

Our fickle taste….should take us off instagram, facebook, and the Kardashians…

It probably won’t happen, but in the meantime, Kylie and her plastic surgery have a roundish butt…good times…

Here’s a video of Kylie…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Jessica Alba Did Shape or Self or Some Other Shit Magazine of the Day

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When Jessica Alba isn’t being a mom of two, or a wife to the guy she anchored with a baby, but not like an anchor baby to get citizenship, like the mexican that she is…but more a grappling hook that she jabbed in his back after he was done fucking her and her crazy celebrity needy demanding antics….forcing him to be a good guy….a good guy who figured if he has to put up with her nonsense, he might as well make money off it…so he threw her into a tech start-up product line…”Pretend to be natural and organic, people will love it”….even if it’s made in sweatshops or factories that make other garbage that kills people slowly with cancer….”it makes a good story and people will buy”….and buy they did…making the brand a billion dollar brand….all while allowing Alba, to pay CEO…I mean when she’s not on set doing shoots to promote brands that aren’t hers for money…or media to keep promoting the brand she’ll become a billionaire with…as they are getting ready to go public they need a Media TOur…

And she’s thinking “Oh fun, this is just like when we toured for HONEY, that went so well”….

I guess what I’m saying is that she’s still hot, but I still hate her, and not just because she’s a Mexican like my mother was and I have mom issues, but because there’s just something about her that makes me wonder why her husband hasn’t Chris Browned her yet…

Here are pics from some shitty magazine that produce shitty pictures…over and over again with different bitches in front of the colorful backdrop…it makes it easier to photoshop them…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Ruby Rose Nipple for Untitled Magazine of the Day

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Ruby Rose is mad at Untitled Magazine because they posted a picture of her nipple, I had to actually LOOK for this picture to find, a picture that I guess she didn’t want people to see, now that she’s all famous and is in the process of milking these tits, by pretending she doesn’t have tits, it’s the Tranny generation, where ambiguous gender is marketable…but that she didn’t mind taking?

Weird….

She posted this protest on her instagram..So artistic…So Staged…So Obvious…..

So now she’s getting her loyal retard fans to boycott the magazine, which is code for, “Help promote the feature, we need a scandal to get people talking”….and I guess it’s working, because #nipples…

Who gives a fuck about nipples, it’s the free the nipple generation, this bitch needs to calm the fuck down…

I guess we should remember that Playboy exists for leaking Marilyn Monroe nudes their first issue, Penthouse for releasing everyone naked….it’s just good business to expose these idiots…no matter how irrelevant they are…

She Looks Like Bieber…and the pics are hardly racy…she’s in a fucking dress..is that the scandal? Shut the fuck up.

: The Untitled Magazine – Ruby Rose – The GirlPower Issue

: The Untitled Magazine – Ruby Rose – The GirlPower Issue

: The Untitled Magazine – Ruby Rose – The GirlPower Issue

: The Untitled Magazine – Ruby Rose – The GirlPower Issue

I can’t even find the fucking nipple picture….and this is what I do for work…everyday…so…let’s just call this a publicity stunt…but here’s another nipple pic….kinda…

VIA UNTITLED MAGAZINE

Posted in:Ruby Rose|SFW

2015

23

Sep

A Solid “Wife Strips Husband’s Girlfriend” and Other Videos of the Day

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Basketball VS Drone

How to get a Tween Off Her Phone

I Love Insurance Scams

School Room Brawl

Get Naked in Fight…

Cop VS Student Fight in Classroom

Drunk Driver of the Day

CCTV Road Rage…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

23

Sep

Charlotte Dawson Pussy Flash Upskirt of the Day

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Check out this slut…she doesn’t even wear panties…because it’s suffocates her polluted pussy and presses aggressively against her rash, scabs and really doctor’s orders are to air it out….or maybe it’s because she just wants to shove dicks inside her as fast as possible, because she’s just that kind of whore, who is trying to fill that pussy up as fast as she can, as often as she can, because she’s just having fun…..or maybe she’s just aware the paparazzi are there, and if you flash your pussy people will talk about your pretty much obsolete ass…./pussy…

Or maybe she just really doesn’t want a panty line, but I like to think all whores have a bigger scale plan….beyond just panty lines…but maybe I’m giving her too much credit…

I googled Charlotte Dawson, apparently she killed herself last year by suicide and was a judge on Australia Next Top Model…I guess she’s back from the dead….I guess her want to show her bald pussy was just too powerful to keep her in the grave…and I guess in that case, she looks good for a corpse…

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2015

23

Sep

Lea Michelle and her Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s Courtney Love of her Glee Generation, Lea Michelle, you know the kind of girl who monetizes off the death of her “lover” or “fiancé”…that happened a few years ago, but I feel like mourning death should be forever if it is true love and not a platform for marketing….or in her case showing off her tits in some new project she’s involved in…because she hasn’t really come to terms with being the tranny on Glee, or really letting us in on her being born with a penis, and is still pretty committed to being the girl….the girl who shows off her tits…to really assert that she’s a girl…but that face screams nothing but dude…

Breakin’ Boners…

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2015

23

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you even care that I woke up to snapchat dick pic….

Do you realize that despite being accustomed to porn, accustomed to seeing hard dicks getting sucked, desensitized really…

I still fucking hate them…

So to the girl, who thinks it is funny to show me the dick you fuck everytime you fuck it…and the dude who was “Just at the office”…with his dick in his hand at his desk…

You’ve made me fucking angry, which is probably better than my passive, bored, uninterested self…

That is not me pleading for more dick pics, but it is a reminder of how good it feels to still feel…

Links…

Grandmas Turned into Disney Princesses is my New Porn…
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Wet Girls..
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Carrie Underwood in Short Shorts…
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Some In and Out Burger Facts
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I Love this Puck Slut Fail…
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Pia Mia Does Terry Richardson…
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Guys Imitate Girls On Instagram
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Charlie Riina is a Goddess
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2015

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am never hard!!

Literally…

But that’s ok, with all the sex I am offered on a daily basis, which is pretty pathetic, considering how irrelevant I am…I figure it’s Karma for being a horrible person…

That said, it’s a Jewish Holiday…hungry Jewish girls everywhere…

I don’t know what that means…but they are fasting…which isn’t really a thing…since every girl I know fasts pretty much everyday…They’re skinny..

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Huge Fucking Tits…
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Azealia Banks….is a Whore…
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Sean Penn Sued Lee Daniels…
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Carmella Rose in Lingerie…
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Anne Hathaway Nip Slip!
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Emily Blunt – Curves…
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SLut of the Day
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TOday in Peter Dinklage…
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Girls in Car Belize…
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The Ugly Canadian Comedian who Hates Fat People…Also Hates Abortion…
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Hayden Christensen Might Be Darth Vader in the Next Star Wars..
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Anne Hathaway and Rober Deniro Hold Hands
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Gwyneth Paltrow Knew James Bond Before he Was James Bond
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Huge Renault Crash…
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Maria Fowler Nipples…
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Mariah Carey and Her Billionaire..
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Girl with Dimples…
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Candice Swanepoel’s Naked in Bed
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Alexa Vega in a Corset
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner…BFFs….
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Redheads are the Kryptonite…
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Ashley Greene in Leggings…
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30 Child Stars Who Are Dead…
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AMy Schumer’s Face is Terrifying
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Lohan’s Nip Slip..
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Anderson Cooper Fags Out for Madonna…
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Ellie Goulding Slutty in her Music Video…
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Old Man Singing Love Songs to his Wife
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Nina Dobrev – Drops CLeavage…
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A Bunch of Fan Girls…
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Cara Delevinge Upskirt…
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tits…
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Hockey Selfie Blackmail Fail..
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Tits in a Hammock
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Huge Tits Smoking Weed
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Throw Back Nudity – Eliza Dushku….
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Naked and Knocking Motherfucker Out…
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Blonde Canadian Gets Naked…
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Big Tits and a Rubiks Cube…
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Hot Nude Girl…With Great Tits…
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THis is Terrifying…And Disgusting…And The Worst…
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Porn Gifs of the Day
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2015

22

Sep

Kate Upton Works Out in W Korea of the Day

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It is safe to say that this is some sort of “artistic” interpretation of Kate Upton, you know some sort of Banksy, making fun, being sarcastic or facetious, of modeling by throwing the celebrated fat girl into a gym to pretend she works out, when we all know the only working out she does is putting on her fat chick bra or trying to bend over to tie her shoe…cuz that’s just the kind of fitness she is…

I guess along with Fashion “artistic” nudes….comes fashion “artistic” social commentary..and this is a joke…obviously…because Kate Upton working out…is a joke…

I love the on her back pose…like a turtle on it’s shell trying to flip over…Legendary…breaking the internet…and any chairs she sat on in the making of this…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

22

Sep

Lindsey Shaw Nipple of the Day

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Her name is Lindsey Shay…

Apparently, she’s from Pretty Little Liars. She been in very important shows like Aliens in America and 10 Things I Hate About You and I doubt you’ve ever heard of her…

But now she’s in a see through shirt, showing nipple, covered in blood…it’s like she either tapped into your most recent fantasy because you hate women, ever since you mom left you…or the last time you had sex with that affordable hookers who’s head pretty much blew the fuck up when you were punching her in the face because you hate women, ever since you mom left you..

Either way, nipples, death, blood…what is wrong with this girl…or is she just perfection…figure it out loser…

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