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2015

21

Sep

Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Selena Gomez is promoting a new album…

She wants you to know she’s got a new album…

She called the paparazzi to take pics of her coming out of the ocean like she’s got a new album…

Hey, did you hear Selena Gomez has a new album so she stages bathing suit pics….

At least she wore a one piece, because…it shaped her like a Kylie Jenner video vixen…and not like a tubby mexican…with no neck…and I don’t really mind it…but then again…I don’t mind much…I like posing and desperation…

TO SEE Selena Gomez Naughty in a Leather Dress Because She Needs Attention for her New Album CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez in London

Pics via CLCK HERE

TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2015

21

Sep

Adriana Lima’s See Through Dress of the Day

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So Adriana Lima wanted you to see her shit stain nipples…because she wore a see through dress to some fashion week event…and I guess because she’s an old used up puppet that’s used to being used by brands as their puppet…and is probably trying to do some kind of commentary to that…like an artist…or a model who is tired of being used up and replaced by the industry…in a way she feels like she doesn’t matter..when 10 years ago…she was all anyone could talk about…because she was so amazing looking..and now that she’s just old..it takes more effort…effort I encourage and would prefer if it was more of a meltdown that involved her smearing her period on the wall screaming “I’m still fresh…I’m still young….I’m still fresh”….but I’m weird..and like pussy lips more than nips…

Here are pics..

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2015

21

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan’s nipple made an appearance this past weekend, which was nice to see, because of her irrelevance, her tits are still fantastic and deserve attention…

Although looking pale, weak, suffocated, dried up and half dead, that is pretty much exactly what Lohan looks like, so it makes snese…

I am still happy to see the nipples is still alive, despite everything about Lohan being dead, other than her tits… because she’s got some great tits that no matter how long she lives, which doesn’t look like it will be very long…will always be great tits…

I am, and will always be a Lohan fan. We’re connected at the soul, that’s how it works….but I do agree that she’s pretty far gone and was really just a child star, who got gigs cuz she was cute in an era when that mattered…but now..it just doesn’t and her acting alone has been really fucking grbage…so the dreams of her winning an Oscar are there, but I think in the meantime her best work is this nipple flash…

But then again, if she did win an Oscar and wasn’t a half dead, damaged child star, her best work would still be the nipple slip..

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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2015

21

Sep

Nicki Minaj GQ Shoot of the Day

Nicki Minaj is in GQ with her boyfriend / baby daddy / husband / future husband / co star in her publicity stunt VS Drake reminding the world that Hip Hop at their level is just pop music and some WWF front he 90s bullshit feuds no one should care about, but it is so big and has such a massive audience, and people’s lives are so boring, that they buy into it..who fucking knows…

What I do know is that GQ is doing a feature on them, because that’s how being famous and doing media works, magazines always get on board to maximize clicks…

They used Ellen VOn Unwerth, who is one of the better photographers, producing solid erotica for fashion…but when Nicki Minaj is involved nothing is erotic, unless you own the restaurant she’s walking into, unless that restaurant is an all you can eat buffet, in which case you prepare for losses not profit..and that’s convenient because she’s a fucking loser…no matter how rich she’s got with her lies..she is garbage..

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2015

21

Sep

Cara Delevingne Ass Cheek of the Day

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Cara Delevingne flashed her ass….to the people…

Cara Delevingne should be flashing her ass…because it keeps people talking about her….and her shamelessness as being the rich kid, having fun at parties, being wild and giving a relevant hipster “I don’t give a fuck”..while totally giving a fuck persona…that other celebs were drawn to and even ate out of her ass and pussy…like Michelle Rodriguez…because as you know…rich kids have access…and it’s just a matter of getting the celebs wanting you around by being hot, fun or quirky…or I guess showing your ass..

She’s managed to get cast in movies and really matter, in a rags to riches story that is more a rich girl to richer story…from parties to on screen as acting requires no skill, talent, or experience…

Either way, big deal, and here is a window in to her soul that Michelle Rodriguez saw…from a little closer up…

Keep Showing That Ass…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

21

Sep

,Rita Ora’s Nipple of the Day

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Rita Ora has finally showed her nipple for attention…again…I am sure her nipples are all over the internet…but this time in the form of a “Nip Slip”…because she knows “nip slips” used to matter…

I mean, she’s been using her tits to get noticed since she first decided to come to America to be the best Rihanna impersonator around, hoping for some of her table scrabs…and that looks like it’s happened…like she got her piece of the pie…she fought so hard for…with her pie…because dudes are easy to win over…when it involves girls riding them, no matter what level of power they have in the record industry…all men are the fucking same…something I assume she established when she was a stripper dreaming of this fame she’s finally got…

TO SEE MORE FROM THE NUP SLIP CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT IN A CRAZY PINK OUTFIT CLICK HERE

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2015

21

Sep

Pia Mia and her Bolt On Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Pia Mia was some good girl, barely famous, have Guam, so AMerican by formalities, who was sold off by her parents, who I assume are rich and who kind of established herself as some bootleg Disney star, but who went viral, and I’m not sure why, because this isn’t a Pia Mia biography, or moment in her life and existence…

I am just posting pics she took with Terry Richardson, that are safe, boring, typical of the internet and instagram now that everyone takes half naked pics every fucking day of their lives, diluting the half naked pics that matter, bombarding me with noise, making me insanely bored of all photoshoots…

Because of her bolt on tits…

I always like 5 foot tall, young girls, with bolt on tits, trying to have a legitimate career, now that the whole immigrant child star on youtube due to a pimp of a mother…by showing those tits…

I don’t really give a fuck about who or what Pia Mia is…I am just annoyed she’s not my waitress at one of those TIKI restaurants…

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2015

21

Sep

Miley Cyrus Fights BC Wolf Cull of the Day

Miley Cyrus is lovely…a lot of fun…probably the only fun in pop music…and she was in British Columbia Canada, because she is fighting the Wolf Cull, which is killing wild wolves, sad to all animal lovers, because they are out of control….all because a politician said that the uneducated, high school drop out, who shouldn’t be taken seriously because she’s a twerking puppet….is a twerking puppet and that should apply being a twerking puppet to the world…rather than take on real environmental issues like some kind of specialist….

Idiot social activist celebrities….who don’t know anything…but think they know everything…because of their egos…I am sure the people killing the wolves don’t want to kill the fucking wolves, it’s not like shameless murdering for the sake of murdering, you know to make fur coats…but rather to lower population of predator animals to better plan and control a fucking eco system that is killing Caribou….so let’s kill overpopulated wolves, to save dying off caribou…

But I also don’t know anything about the issue, I just know Miley visited country…I am imprisoned in…and that all celebrities are idiots when being activists…while their whole existence is the opposite of activism…for any issues…Makes sense…

This is what she had her assistant write:

I may have left B.C. for now but my heart is still very much there…. Along with the grizzlies that when I first locked eyes with changed me forever & the wolves that sing such beautiful songs calling out for one another…. But the hearts of everyone in this photo (John & Mary Theberge, Carl Safina, Ian McAllister, April Bencze, Douglas Neasloss, and my brother Braison) the people of First Nations and caring humans of B.C. will be broken if these amazing creatures are no longer apart of the #GreatBearRainforest… On this adventure something was confirmed that us lovers of nature and all that it brings to this planet already know but unfortunately so many don’t understand… WE ARE THESE ANIMALS (if you ever see the bottom of a bears feet as he climbs to shore after catching breakfast you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about, I also learned on this trip I have quite the grizzly foot fetish!) …. What separates us from the animals and the land we want to protect is our vocal ability and freedom of speech. It is our responsibility to give the GBR & all the animals it provides a home for a voice! Not only have I fallen head over heels in love with BC…

What doesn’t make logical sense to her cause, but makes sense based on what she is, is that Miley doesn’t fully absorb herself in the wolf pack, like some Twerk Dances with Wolves, or Mowgli from the Jungle Book, brought to you by Disney… which would increase chances of her getting eaten by them…and thus actually making a differnce…

Why doesn’t see donate all her soulless money that she’s sitting one in her mansion in Hollywood while making her TUMBLR art…to make an actual difference…

What a joke…show us your tits…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

21

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Had Sex With Herself on Stage of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is depressing…desperate…but still out there making money off her fat ass…because she doesn’t have enough fucking money…and she’s addicted to making more and more money…thanks to living the American dream as some Jenny from the Bronx Puerto Rican who is from the block when it is convenient for her to make more money…you see, this bitch, who based her whole career off being Latina, while being an inspiration to Latinas that they could make it too, can’t even speak fucking Spanish…

That’s just how much she cares about her people…

Which is conveniently the same amount she cares about her dignity, because clearly, based on this nonsense, she’s got none…

You realize, she’s got a fucking ton of fucking money…more than she can ever spend..

She is doing this for her ego, or maybe because it gets her off sexually…I don’t know…but it’s good times for all…I mean fat old lady SPANX jacked up fat old lady asses is jokes..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

IF J.LO’s not your thing, Ashley Benson was there and Looks Like She’s in Maternity Wear, to see that CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2015

21

Sep

Bar Refaeli’s in a Bikini for her Bachelorette Party of the DAy

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Bar Refaeli,is getting married next week…and has had multiple bikini glad bachelorette parties…to let her fans know she’s getting married…

Something that her PR team should tell her annoys her male fans that are still into her, because they are the ones who still pay attention and are weird enough to care about watching her aging.. you know who have a fantasy of her…I guess Jewish guys, who just use her as a hope that other Jewish girls out there can look this good, even though she is old now and looks old….at one point in time…Leo fucked her and he’s a big star….and at one point in time Victoria’s Secret cast her and they’re a big brand…that like to be part of her life from afar because they know she’s too good for them…

Either way, she was party–slutting, which seems to be her entire life in Israel…none of the whole Palestine, Syrian refugee shit to get in the way of her own Jewish Paradise by the sea at a 5 star hotle…and she was in a bikini…and veil… because that’s what you do when you get married…one last hurrah…before babies…boring…needs more getting gangbanged but I assume that happened before she was famous…

Classy.

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