RUN DMC’s greatest legacy is Angela Simmons…not the collab he did with the BEastie Boys or Aerosmith…or really anything in innovative and foundation of popular rap music…but rather Angela Simmons…the trust fund kid who just kicks it in the miami house all the fucking time…
ANd Angela Simmons’ greatest legacy is wearing the white bikini, that when wet is see through, for the paparazzi she called, cuz that’s just the kind of girl all girls, especially trust fund rich kids, are…
Depsite not loving Angela Simmons, or her body…I am reminded how much I love the white bikini, and I remember all the times I’ve been by the pool in the summer as a kid…staring at labia women didn’t know I was staring at…as they tanned after a dip and I memorized each labia fold through the see through when wet bikini…thinking to myself the entire time….”she totally wants me staring at her pussy, there’s no way any girl is amateur in bikinis, knowing they try them on 100 times before buying them, only to try on 100 times before wearing them that day…coupled with common knowledge that white is see through when wet”…it made the erections more serious….
It’s always the girls who need to be body shamed, who take this stance on not body shaming, which is why I believe in Body Shaming…
I don’t see how anything good can come from Demi Lovato, the body shaming advocate, while rocking a body that should be shamed, wearing an outfit like this…
But maybe, her agenda is to own her body, and all it’s disgusting, that she knows is disgusting, because it speaks to fat chicks, which is the majority of the market, that if she positions herself as an inspiration to them, they’ll buy her shit and believe her..
Like she intentionally gets fat and wears tight clothes to bring that point home…Girl Power…as long as she gets paid..
To think this girl is anything but a money grubbing puppet is ingnorant…
That’s why celebrities, who can fuck anyone, pass her around and don’t even care that so many other dudes have fucked her before them, just so long as they get into her Russian, thus soulless womb…with their mouth and or penis…depending on how much they pay her, or offer her in press, work VISAs or jobs…
But the fact is, she’s pretty much one of the hottest girls out there getting press, despite not getting much work, whether she’s a model, or sugar baby, or not…doesn’t matter…because all these girls model because it offers a fun life, a good life, and rich as fuck boyfriends when it is all said and done…that they can pull the Chrissy Teigen and try to get knocked up by. It makes fiscal sense…
ALl this to say…Irina Shayk is pretty substantial…
Emma Watson did Elle Spain…and showed off some leg…which is apparently enough for her very loyal, Harry Potter, fan base to jerk off to her, because anyone who watches Harry Potter, is innately creepy, weird, socially awkward…the kind of wizard who shoots up schools, or locks themselves in basement with elaborate model and dolls that allow them to control their own fantasy world, kind of like Mark Zuckerberg…because #aspergers..
That said…
The people who are into this, who just cant’ get enough of Emma Watson and her celebrity “Royalty”….thanks to the insanely massive franchise…are the same people who saw her at 11 years old and thought “I can’t wait til she turns 18″…while jerking off to her at 11…
Which in and of itself…is pretty twisted…
If you’re not into that…here’s Emma Stone Looking Good the First Time in her Life because her mouth doesn’t look retarded…who may not have anything to do with Emma Wason…but they have the same name and the same nerd, loyal audience…so I just assume they are the same person…and don’t feel like doing a post on Emma Watson alone…as I don’t care enough about any of this.
I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese….
But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable…
Alessandra Ambrosio is some very very very old Victoria’s Secret model, who is still Victoria’s Secret modeling because I guess it is all she knows…I mean I’m sure she’s done some other jobs throughout her career, and not just blowjobs, but I am sure it was all set up by Victoria’s Secret to help their marketing, because when you’re some imported Brazilian who got rich in AMerica and Famous in AMerica thanks to a brand, you’ve got to maintain some loyalty to them, otherwise you’re shooting yourself in the foot and setting yourself up to be deported…
That said,
She’s been doing the rounds, in various outfits, none of which were lingerie, because when you’re a mom of two, thanks to Catholicism and the use of contraception, it’s better to leave the lingerie for pics you can photoshop and not events…unless she’s like all other Brazilian babes…and born with a dick..in which case…no vagina or body was destroyed in her pregnancy, and that pregnancy was more a distraction from being born with a penis…
Movie Magic…
TO SEE HER IN A BLACK DRESS AT A RECENT EVENT CLICK HERE
I always feel awkward watching old ladies Glamour model….but not that awkward because I am a pervert and like wondering how all their battle wounds happen…
Sure, I prefer when the old ladies Glamour modeling are suburban wives, with kids, trying to add excitement to their marriages…and not some delusional titty model from the UK who still thinks she’s got it going on, despite being old, washed up and hardly interesting, all because she has big tits and a loyal fan base who like big tits..that gave her confidence to move to America…back when she was smart enough to have that “miscarriage” when she was at a turning point in her middle aged Glamour model career, where she could have settled down to be a mom, but that’s just a miserable existence…so instead, she’s still going at it….releasing calendars, which says a lot about her career, because if your fans still buy calendars…you’re pretty fucking old…
Here are some of the pics, because I guess she’s releasing them in instalments…to maximize people talking about her tits…no one actually cares about..
Jaromir Jagr is a Hockey Player, who I think has been playing in the NHL since the mid to late 80s, but don’t really know because I don’t like sports, I don’t watch sports, and despite being Canadian…I don’t watch Hockey…
I do follow sex scandals and famous people banging young dumb models like “Catherine” this 18 year old Czech girl, who will probably end up doing porn or a mail order bride, as many Czech girls before her have pulled off, thanks to Eastern European minimum wage, I guess..
Well it turns out that Catherine is a Puck Slut, and that the tender age of 18, fucked or threw herself and Jaromir Jagr…or shared a bed and didnt’ touch Jaromir Jagr…and someone tried selling it to the media for 2000 dollars…
To which Jaromir Jagr…didn’t care…and let them publish it…because really what 45 year old would care that the world knows they fucked an 18 year old…even when married you can say to your wife “But she’s 18″…and your wife will say “I feel you, where’s your wallet, I’m a gold digger, you fuck anything you want, just let me buy myself gifts all the time and continue this life, thanks daddy, I hope you had fun”…she’s 18!!! Celebrate that shit…
The best way to handle all scandal is own it…that’s it…
Celebrity culture is dead. The Emmys are 67, which is retirement age….ridden with diabetes, high blood pressure and impending stroke, and/or breast cancer….and that makes me pretty happy…because celebs and useless, nonsense, irrelevant awards for people who make tens of thousands of dollars a day, making millions of dollars a year, polluting our minds with garbage content that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things….
Sure, some people binge watch TV, between taking selfies, watching porn, and having porn-like size, and I believe that anyone with a brain under 40 didn’t care that these happened, myself included, I only found out they were happening the day they were happening…I had no idea…
I also don’t watch TV, but if I did, the last thing I would watch….is any award show…that further strokes the ego of this insular, average at best, lazy industry….
I’ve never watched award shows – or been into award shows…the good stuff never gets nominated…it’s too obscure…so they go against my everything and the good news, is that the young I fuck don’t care about that nonsense – and it’s a good sign, even though I have a celebrity hate blog…which is also something 20 year olds find compelling at that works for me…because older girls are disgusting and don’t understand why I’m like a teen girl in what I do all day…it’s a format…you know..
All this to say, fuck the Emmmy, while I fuck 20 year olds who are too self involved to notice the Emmys, but not too self involved to try to fist their friend they are experimenting with while I watch…
I guess, what I am saying is when a bunch of idiots got overpaid to do a silly, average at best, variety show act…in an era where we have options to not watch the propaganda….-for people to watch other bitches awarded for shit and not them is against the “me”generation mentality.
So instead, I sexted so hard my hand cramped up…..be jealous…
Here are some of the sluts from the event, none of whom matter, none that were that hot or interesting…but I figure if all these money and hype went into the shit, might as well look at what matters, the tits, legs and bullshit around these idiots getting dolled up to perpetuate their lies…
I don’t even know half of these idiots…So out of the loop…
Sarah Hyland looks like a Creepy Never Aging Doll….
I don’t know who Witney Carson is but I want to pay her 10 dollars a song…
Abigail Spencer is not Abigail Breslin…
Abigail Breslin is Little Miss Sunshine..Who is big…
Halston Sage is the future….
Some January Jones….in September…How is that even Possible…
Natasha Lyonne…No Longer a Wreck…BOOOOO!
Stephanie Tanner was a Better Meth Addict…Jodi Sweetin not Sweetin Enough…
Julianne Hough…fucks her brother…
Jesus that was so fucking uneventfull…..awful….boring and not porning…if any of this turns you on, you’re fucked…let’s make it worse…with Amy Schumer Terrifying Bloated Face
Alana Marie is naked and hanging with the people at Treats!, who you may know as the magazine trying to take on Playboy, with parties and hot shoots of hot relatively no name women….or maybe as the magazine funded by the Twins who got “fucked” out of facebook because Zuckerberg stole their idea….or maybe as the people Ryan Seacrest hangs out with in efforts to recruit new girls to have sex with and flaunt his Ryan Seacrest / Dick Clark reincarnate money….or maybe as the people who cast the tits from the Blurred lines video…
Well, they are also the people who put out these pics of Alana Marie…who was probably lured in by the Malubu mansion and sugar baby dreams…and that works for me…as long as she’s getting naked….so much naked everywhere…
