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2015

18

Sep

Selena Gomez Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez Bieber Tits exist…

She’s so boring. Her face so boring. Her baby face, botox, bloated, vile face….

She’s not compelling. She’s not hot. She’s not interesting.

This whole group of idiots, need to step up their game, need to focus on producing quality, they need to stop being these uneducated social Justice warriors…pretending to be changing the world…

These people are a joke. It’s very easy for these people to get famous, to be famous, it requires zero skill…

But at least she has tits…

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2015

18

Sep

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Videos of the Day

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The tits from the Blurred Lines videos…exists…

She’s gone to Fashion week…and she brought her tits….

It’s funny when a nude model, who wasn’t even a model, but more a girl with fake tits who got naked for one dude, landed a music video…where she showed those fake tits cuz she’s got that shit down…she can handle the whole getting topless…it’s easy, she’s practiced…

Now, she frowns on that past, like it never happened, because it’s convenient, and no one likes admitting they are nothing more than a set of tits, especially when they are just a set of tits..she’s above that, because she’s scammed her way into movies because of her tits…and can pretend they are big stars…big titty stars..

Fuck this garbage…

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

18

Sep

Naomi Campbell Topless for Instagram of the Day

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Naomi Campbell has more than just a bad attitude…she’s also got nipples.

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2015

18

Sep

Drunk Jessica Simpson of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is always drunk. It’s how she handles her not eating…because not eating gets her paid by weight watchers…while drunk represses all the memories of having her childhood robbed of her by her gay father seeking a fabulous gay life..

She’s been drunk many times before, and it’s always a good time, since despite being a billionaire with shitty cheap fast fashion…she’s always come across as dumb as fuck…you know living up to the blonde with big tits bimbo retard stereotype…that’s true…and why it’s a stereotype…you politically correct assholes…yes I saw legally blonde…unfortunately…and I know not every blonde pig is an idiot, and can become a lawyer….at least in movies…god I hate Reese Witherspoon….but it’s easier to generalize and focus on assumptions..then investigate beneath the big tits of every big titty blonde…

What I’m trying to say is at least Jessica Simpsons not as fat, still has her tits, and brings the jokes as she whores herself out to middle america for more money…I’d be drunk too…I like drunk…I like drunk girls…and I’m drunk right now.

Posted in:Jessice Simpson|SFW

2015

18

Sep

Shay Mitchell’s Instagram of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some Canadian..who I’ve heard is some entitled, rich kid, brat who thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, and that was before she was famous…meaning this stamp of approval from the media, her instagram followers, all thanks to being on some hit show…just feeds into that making her think “see I told you so”…in what makes her a more terrible fucking person…than she started out being…

But the good news is that she’s using her celebrity and audience to try to maximize sex appeal..by posing slutty. Or maybe this is just posing and I think it’s slutty because I objectify women and when they leave their houses I see “slut”…because I know the truth…

I like that.

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

18

Sep

Annasophia Robb Fitness of the Day

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Annasophia Robb may not be an actress you’re familiar with, but here she is being your fitness inspiration because her body is so tight, and we like tight bodies as much as we like tight pussy, even though no pussy is tight to me, thanks to micro penis buried in obesity…

THat said, Annasophia Robb, is part of some of the greatest moments in cinematic history, for her part in Soul Surfer…the story of a Jesus loving surfer who had her arm eaten by a shark because GOD…

Or as I like to think, because science…

But that she’d like to think was some higher purpose bullshit to challenge her to be a better person…by only having one arm to handjob with…

Whatever works….

While fit girls…work for me…but not actually…because I can’t afford a staff..

Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb|SFW

2015

18

Sep

Dude Tries to Rape his Coworker..what the fuck…and Other Videos of the Day

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Danish Party Tricks…

Bear Climbs Condo Building

French Hooligans VS Restaurant

Construction Workers Help a Cop Be Racist

Just a Lady with a Dislocated Foot

Flash Flood is like a Pussy I never Experienced

The Beautiful Release of a injured Bird these People rescued and Cared for

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

18

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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Oh god…I guess I have to update the site…

THis is really getting in the way of me doing nothing all day..

Sure, this is irrelevant nonsense that might as well be considered doing nothing all day..

But I want to actually do nothing all day…like when people say “what did you do today”…I want to be able to say “i took a shit”…and not “well I spent 10 hours producing shit….

I guess to you 9-5 loser middle of the road idiots who bought into the lie that is your existence…today’s Friday…

The day of excitement because for two days you can enjoy your existence without being a slave to some slave-master who will claim you’re not a slave…but rather a junior manager, wasting your life and time for money….even though money is imaginary….

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Heart Warming Dog Story!
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Kate Upton’s Got Some Fucked Up Titties
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2015

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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So…Asking a girl what she’s doing for dinner…then asking if she likes Indian food…will probably end with a no thanks when you close off your invitation with “good, because that’s what my dick smells like “….I know…because it happened.

I only speak in truths…

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Miley Cyrus is Not Fucking Dane COok
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Ali Michael TOpless on the Cover of P Magazine
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Adriana Lima in Lingerie…
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Naomi Campbell Nipples!
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Salma Hayek Big Tits…
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day
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SLut of the DAy
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Butt Over Back!
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Michael Fassbender is Single…
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Football Player Mangled Hand..
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Monica Belluci is a Bond WOman…
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Why Do Boomerangs Come Back
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Rita Ora See Through…
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Babe of the Day
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Rachel Weisz Hard Nipple…
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Rita Ora’s Bra TOp
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Smoking Weed in the Sun
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Models at an Event…
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Michelle Rodriguez at Fashion Week
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Testosterone Embodied – The Rock – Has another Kid on the Way
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Sluts…
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Lucy Mecklenburgh – Paddleboard
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Becky G Cleavage
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Kylie Jenenr Midriff…
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Eiza Gonzalez Tits of the Day
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Katy Perry is a Redhead
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Chris Brown May Have Assaulted a GIrl
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Miceala Schafer’s Nipples…
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Alec Baldwin and Yoga Wife – Went to a Fashion Show
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Renee Olstead Big Tits…
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So Much Underboobs…..
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9 Best CElebrity RUn-Ins on Twitter…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

17

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Cameltoe of the DAy

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Kylie Jenner’s here to prove that even at 18, you can have a banged out pussy…

I guess her existence is not as useless as you’d expect being a vapid, spoiled, Truman Show motherfucker, born into the media family that had no time for her…

But luckily TYGA was there to be a predator / babysitter…and I guess she’s worth all her young girl headaches..for all the press…

Sex tape is happening…even if this is as close as it gets…