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2015

23

Sep

Emilia Clarke for GQ UK of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Emilia Clarke is, but I am going to assume she sucked dick to get where she is today and before the people who call me a misogynist for assuming she’s just a slut and that’s why her career is where it’s at, like on the cover of GQ UK, I’m not the one getting her posing sexy in magazines, I am just saying “Look at this attention loving harlot posing”…no different than a pornstar…

I guess she could have a rich family that bought into her career, which is also possible…because those are the three ways you make it in hollywood…fucking or money or family connection or fucking with money and family connections…just ask anyone…I don’t event the way the world works you fucking assholes…I just observe it…

Here are those pics…she’s from Game of Thrones by your virgin loser ass already knew that…

Posted in:Emilia Clarke|GQ UK|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is always a blast from the past, you know when I started the site 11 years ago, and she was one of the key babes dudes were jerking off to…I think she was even on her TV show at the time…doesn’t matter…what does matter are these tits….

Nothing says K-Mart billionaire like a solid set of pretty exposed Texan Titties…the perfect level of middle american trash, turned country star the Christians love, turned fashion icon, just not in the fashion world, but rather in the white trash world, because buying two dollar size XXXL pants feels more glamorous when it’s peddled and branded Jessica Simpson…

I am a fan of any girl who can be paid to get fit by weightwatchers, even after a bunch of babies and an eating disorder, when they are capable of maintaining them tits…

Sure, she’s probably beat the fuck up, soft, sloppy, with an broken down pussy from babies, sex, being hollywood and overeating…

But in a lace bra…in public..in black and white…she’s good enough for me to stare…but then again…I’ll stare at any tits..

TO SEE HER WITH HER BABY DADDY IN SOME PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Kendall Morgan is the Cam Girl of the Day

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Kendall Morgan is a Cam girl at CAMWITHHER.COM….She’s also a writer…who writes about sexy things like wanting to fuck her teacher….

And today, she’s our cam girl of the day…partially because we like girls who know how to write, but more importantly, we like girls who are exhibitionists and let us watch them naked and masturbating…it’s the nice thing about this sexual, sexy, porn and pervert culture….back in the day, or sexual desires, our jerking off and a girl’s willingness to get naked for those things…would all be deemed evil…

But now, girls everywhere, I’m talking college girls I know, feminists, aspiring models, instagram models, girls who just want to smoke weed and hang out, girls who want extra money for an expensive purse, every fucking girl wants to be a cam girl…and it’s a glorious turn of events…it’s more interesting than INSTAGRAM or other social networks..it’s more fun…it’s DIY sexting to a bigger audience and I encourage EVERY Girl to get on board….like Kendall Morgan already knows….amazing…

TO READ HER ARTICLE ON WANTING TO BANG HER TEACHER BECAUSE SHE’S A SAPIOSEXUAL CLICK HERE

TO SEE KENDALL ON HER CAM SITE CLICK HERE

Posted in:CamWitHer

2015

23

Sep

Nicki Minaj and her GQ Tease that’s Not a Tease Continues of the Day

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I think it is safe to say….Nicki Minaj is garbage…

This shoot, also by Ellen Von Unwerth, see previous post, featured the garbage, fake as fuck, pop star from acting school who was manufactured into this Lil Kim puppet, who get’s paid…and her boyfriend, baby daddy, Drake lover who I guess she roped into bullshit “hip hop beef”…because it’s good for business…and makes the media talk about them…like smoke signals in a “Look at me, I’m over here”…amongst all the noise….enough to get them in a magazine, where Meek leverages the pussy he fucks to more visibility on some K-Fed shit…while the pussy he fucks is just some broken pop star who I am sure is very insecure and fears losing what she’s been given..

The whole thing dumb, sensationalized, over-hyped crap, but a half naked Nicki Minaj is alway a good laugh…it just needs to be less of a fashion shoot and more of a sex tape…I am sure it’ll happen in her lifetime, she is that level deseperate….fake tits, fake ass, instagram garbage with a record deal who shouldn’t exist, but does…

VIA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Agent Provocateur by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

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Agent Provocateur didn’t pay me for this post, but they did pay Ellen Von Unwerth and the two relatively unknown, because they are not credited anywhere, and I’m too busy to try to use my facial recognition blindness to figure out who they are, because all these people are interchangeable…

But Agent Provocateur was and probably is the most interesting mainstream lingerie brand, with perceived quality, that rich people love buying, and that is styled far more interesting than super mainstream, mall brand Victoria’s Secret…Founded by Vivianne Westwood and Sex Pistol’s manager’s son….with the idea of bringing classic lingerie from that early 1900s…you know bringing some eroticism to the shit…and now with instagram…they are outfitting all the good sugar babies…who like quality to compliment their slutty…

I was always a bit of a fan, you know being into hot, clean looking, elegant sluts in lingerie, even if they are a bit too mainstream now…

Well, not mainstream enough to bring in what is probably the best photographer of the times, Ellen Von Unwerth, who makes the two “naughty” girls frolicking around an old English manor house in corsets, crystals and luxurious lengths of finest silk…feel semi authentic…

I just wish there was more pussy slips, bush flashes, and nipples, but I guess that’s not Youtube friendly, and they aren’t that kind of brand anymore, now that they are in malls…boring…but still hot….

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|Ellen von Unwerth

2015

23

Sep

Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day

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Here’s model Shanina Shaik in a bikini catalog photoshoot….for some bikini company…because I guess they are fucking idiots and feel the need to overpay some bitch no one cares about…because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model to wear their fucking bikinis…like she fucking matters because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…when the end result is the equivalent to EVERY SINGLE PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM…

Girls who aren’t Victoria’s Secret models are doing the exact same quality photoshoot with an iphone on the beach….and it costs them nothing…

Not 10,000 dollars a day for model 10,000 dollars for photographer and expenses of 100k for the crew and travel to exotic places…

It’s like companies just feel like burning money, to produce the same photo I’ve seen 1000 times…and it makes no sense and if anything, it just makes these idiot models like Shanina think she’s important, when she’s nothing, garbage…etc…even though she probably fucks rich guys thanks to brands like Victoria’s Secret endorsing her and rich guys loving that…

I can think of better campaigns or ways to spend your marketing money, Just give it to charity and take the fucking pics with your iphones you fucking idiots…NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE PICS, THIS MODEL…ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES…

But I’ll post them anyway…

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2015

23

Sep

Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I guess it only makes sense that Miranda Kerr would do a fun photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, the Halloween Issue…

Shot by Terry Richardson, I guess in efforts to cater or impress her young Billionaire who “created” snapchat back when trying to get girls to send nudes and “I promise I’ll delete it”…wasn’t convincing enough…so he went to the drawing bored, and said “self destruct pictures, that area all saved on my servers, so I can cross reference and see the world’s nudes, and they won’t know anything of it, because people are retards and only understand their user interface and not back-end programming, and that will make me rich, since everyone is a pervert voyeur/exhibitionist, and then I’ll get to fuck models like Miranda Kerr’s back-end, because that’s what I used to jerk off to when she was gold digging and making babies with Hollywood Stars…before the whole fucking bieber…and Australian Billionaires thing happened…because this bitch likes billionaires and I’m a billionaire”…

Fascinating…but only because of the old Hollywood Horror characters of our youth…and not because of the Gold Digging Australia cunt..

Posted in:Harpers Bazaar|Miranda Kerr|SFW|Terry Richardson

2015

23

Sep

Selena GOmez has a New Shitty Video of the Day

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I scanned this video..the song is called “Same Old Love”…and I guess it was about Bieber coming inside her over and over again, until he hurt her feelings, and now her sisterhood, helmed by Taylor Swift, who I assume she has a backend piece of, unless Taylor Swift has a Piece of her backend, because she’s just that powerful and likes collection dolls in the form of models and her competition..

Either way, she released it Exclusively to apple, so I stole it, we can expect a lawsuit…something I’ve always dreamed of….all for posting fucking Selena Gomez video as a promo to her by laughing at her…for looking like a pudgy, doughy faced, Disney afterbirth…

From my expert opinion, most of the videos are from her cleavage up…because I guess the rest of her is disgusting…

Clever editing and lighting to look hot…remember when or if you have 1,000,000 dollar budget to make a narcissistic music video to sell your bullshit music…you’ll look good too….

I’m more interested in selfies…or snapchat videos of girls’ pussy you’d never expect to see….but see because you caught them on the right day…

All this to say – AUDIO WARNING – MUTE THE SHIT….

TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Kylie Jenner Posts Butt Shots of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is freshly 18, yet her ass totally looks like a mid-20s instagram whore…who gets ass injections…to make herself more appealing at the Vegas pool parties…and clubs…

We call it doing the Kim Kardashian, only those trashy instagram models, aspiring to be Kim Kardashian, have probably spent more time with Kim Kardashian than Kylie. I went to this the other day, the family is too big and self absorbed, that conversation is probably awkward and weird…especially since the mom is trying to turn this one into the new Kim…in body and shade of skin, as being the beige girl who fucks black guys has done amazing for them…they tried it with OJ’s daughter, Khloe Kardashian, but it didn’t work, because everyone assumed she was a the tranny in the family…

Either way, she’s out there with this hip hop video vixen instagram model bootleg, but rich as fuck, body…and persona…so I guess it makes total sense that she’d facetune some booty pics for her FANS…

I am glad the world is more flimsy than they used to be, less loyal, it gives me hope that there will be a move away from all this evil…

Our fickle taste….should take us off instagram, facebook, and the Kardashians…

It probably won’t happen, but in the meantime, Kylie and her plastic surgery have a roundish butt…good times…

Here’s a video of Kylie…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Jessica Alba Did Shape or Self or Some Other Shit Magazine of the Day

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When Jessica Alba isn’t being a mom of two, or a wife to the guy she anchored with a baby, but not like an anchor baby to get citizenship, like the mexican that she is…but more a grappling hook that she jabbed in his back after he was done fucking her and her crazy celebrity needy demanding antics….forcing him to be a good guy….a good guy who figured if he has to put up with her nonsense, he might as well make money off it…so he threw her into a tech start-up product line…”Pretend to be natural and organic, people will love it”….even if it’s made in sweatshops or factories that make other garbage that kills people slowly with cancer….”it makes a good story and people will buy”….and buy they did…making the brand a billion dollar brand….all while allowing Alba, to pay CEO…I mean when she’s not on set doing shoots to promote brands that aren’t hers for money…or media to keep promoting the brand she’ll become a billionaire with…as they are getting ready to go public they need a Media TOur…

And she’s thinking “Oh fun, this is just like when we toured for HONEY, that went so well”….

I guess what I’m saying is that she’s still hot, but I still hate her, and not just because she’s a Mexican like my mother was and I have mom issues, but because there’s just something about her that makes me wonder why her husband hasn’t Chris Browned her yet…

Here are pics from some shitty magazine that produce shitty pictures…over and over again with different bitches in front of the colorful backdrop…it makes it easier to photoshop them…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW