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2023

27

Apr

Bitches on Boats and Youtube Shorties of the Day

I didn’t do stepLINKS last night, I am not dead….but Jerry Springer is. RIP Legend….Too Hot for TV was some of the weirdest jerk-off fodder in my day, we had limited resources of things to jerk off too.

I’ll probably do them tonight…if I get around to it, not that you care, but it feels right to give you an update and to manage expectations….I am Canadian and kind by nature…

But life is short and all that bullshit…so spending hours on stepLINKS is kind of a waste of time…they don’t buy me boats….but here are some bitches on boats…never a waste of time…

Underwater Ass

Rocking the Dancing Shirt in her Weird Over Bed TV set up

A Lot of Effort for a Youtube Panty Flash…

I have a hard time believing that these people are real…

Country girls…

Fit Bitch…..

Old Lady Lingerie

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2023

26

Apr

Kylie Jenner Slutty of the Day

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Kylie Jenner’s weirdly produced selfie porn that you’d expect a weird girl with no friends trying to launch an OnlyFans to be producing, is pretty fucking weird, considering she’s a billionaire and doesn’t need any of this shit….

It’s one of those, is Kylie Jenner the person who pushed this and influenced all the girls to follow so that they can be billionaires to, so the awkward selfies of weird girls doing their take on hot nudes that are awkward and weird is a product of Kylie being Kylie….or maybe the whole generation is fucking weird, living in their weird internet bubbles of shameless, as they try to get jerked off to.

I don’t have the answers, but this is fucking odd.

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2023

26

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit bitches, so we can jerk off to you trying…

This is just an off-set the fat chicks post from earlier today…

TO remind you that a lot of women are still vain, they have not given up on health and wellness, and realize being fit, strong, in shape, leads to better things, better life, and more people jacking of to them, which is really the point..

So here’s some fit bitches, so we can jerk off to them trying!

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2023

26

Apr

Millie Bobby Brown Bikini of the Day

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I didn’t watch Stranger Things, I don’t believe in over-hyped nerd shit that manipulates normies into watching nerd shit, when really nerd shit should be kept in mom basements, next to the jars of cum they are saving up…..

So staring at Millie Bon Jovi’s tits is hardly perverted….

I can’t say the same for the rest of you, who did watch her grow up, like the neighbor’s kid next door you used to babysit, eagerly waiting until they turn 18 so you can pounce, knowing they are the only girl who is nice to you, because they’ve known you so long…FREAK.

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2023

26

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’d suck on these toes!

I will mouth every cameltoe I see on the internet or in person….eat this tongue like it was panties,…you naughty hungry pussy…

I am a fan of cameltoes so here are a bunch!

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2023

26

Apr

Liz Hurley Bikini Again of the Day

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Here’s some Liz Hurley still bringing the bikini and lucky for you non-believers out there, myself included, she’s showing some wrinkles around her eyes…..which I guess is like a 20 year old Australian, but for a British woman with a budget for decent food, creams, hydration and rarely exposed to the sun, it’s what you’d expect from a 40 year old, where as this one’s in her 60s….still bringing it.

I don’t really give a fuck about Liz Hurley, sure in the 90s when hot pussy was regulated by the machine, the mainstream media machine….so we took what we were fed….

Sure, she was hot, but the way she’s maintained her looks and her bikini content has just been weird, not rot, is she real, is it a latex mask like the other celebrities we see on TV, or is it just from the archive…

YET TODAY..there are wrinkles, something you typically don’t want to cum on or to, even if it fills the gaps….but in this case it means she’s real…unless it’s a filter because people are onto her….so she photoshopped wrinkles on her old content to throw us all off and think it’s new content….

Who knows..

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Posted in:Liz Hurley|Liz Hurley

2023

26

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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They just keep legalizing weed…..and that makes me suspicious…

You’d think the stoner bros out there would be less excited about the weed being legal, since they never had issues getting weed before it was legal and their paranoia would be like “Brooooo what the fuck are the suits doing to our weed”…..

Here are some stoner chicks while we map it out…

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2023

26

Apr

Salma Hayek’s Face Pasted on of the Day

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Salma Hayek posted a picture of her going dick to dick with Channing Tatum because I guess they are in the same movie about male strippers, you know millionaires or in her case billionaires mocking the people have to be gay for pay to afford their rent and their cocaine…not that people don’t want to be gay for pay in this era of everyone being gay, but it’s sill mocking sex workers….and making money off their backs and that’s just mean.

Anyway, Hayek, the billionaire’s wife and Mexican tits we’ve grown to love posted a series of pics recently and it looks like she either found facetune, other AI filters, or even a paper mask, because she looks fucking mental in her pics….is that even her or is this a boardwalk caricature or bad photoshop of her face cropped on, I just don’t know…but I’ll still look at the old lady tit.

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2023

26

Apr

Elle Fanning’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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In the whacky fucking world of the internet, I don’t know if this is Elle Fanning in character for some movie that I didn’t see, since I don’t actively watch Elle Fanning movies.

I don’t know if it’s some leaked nude from her phone, that isn’t nude, but that will get mean spirited lawyers to threaten to ruin my life because I uploaded the shit for literally 5 people to see, if that….yes, you deserve a million dollars in damages, the site makes 4 dollars a month if that….assholes.

I don’t knnow if this is a proud, body positivity, felt cute might delete later, post for her content stream, because I barely go on social media, but when I do, it’s a steady stream of people flashing their panties. An exciting concept that becomes less exciting when everyone fucking does it.

What I do know, which isn’t much, but what I do know is that she’s kinny, I like that, she’s hot enough for a celebrity, I like hot enough….but I don’t like celebrities, so we’ll leave it at that…..

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2023

26

Apr

Em Rata Shows You Her Pubic Bone of the Day

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I don’t really pay attention to any of the bullshit Em Rata is up to, but I know it’s a whole lot of bullshit posturing to seem relevant, or like a victim, a constant theme of the people of her generation…

Yeah, poor Em Rata, the girl with the big tits who went viral for showing the big tits at the right time, which led to millions of followers, millions of dollars in brand collabs who didn’t think she was a shameless tit mongerer, and millions in sales of her own brand…..poor Em Rata.

I am not saying she’s not clever or deserving of her money, I figure she polarized being a titty mongerer in what is probably the best way…

I just fucking hate all the headlines that come out when she’s pushing her lucrative podcast, or her best selling book, about creepy men…being creepy…like creepy men didn’t fucking BUILD THE CASTLE she lives in….

Like I said, I don’t really pay attention to the RAT COW, but I’ll look at her hairless pubic bone, knowing that she’s likely supposed to have a GNARLY bush, yet she slaughters it for the PATRIARCHY…cuz she’s not feminist enough to NOT get jacked off to…

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