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2015

Aug

LeAnn Rimes Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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What the fuck is going on with this face…

I guess the best way to describe how LeAnn Rimes makes me feel is…

I love that she looks like a beat up porn chick, knowing she’s one of the top selling Country singers of all time, and that for her entire existence, she played the whole Christian card for white people to support her no matter what “Sins” she was tempted with, like her boyfriend, who she divorced her first husband for, after he left his wife, because he was cheating on her with LeAnn….and/or her fake tits…

It’s like she embodies all that is wrong with America, that is coincidentally all that I love about America…big tits, skinny frame, adultery, lies to appease the Jesus Freaks, money, and fake tits…in bikini selfies…

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2015

Aug

Nicola Peltz Billionaire Bikini of the Day

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Being a billionaire…makes me question why a girl would crave fame…but then I realize that she’s not the one who made the billions, so instead of being the “leave me alone” from being hassled for money from business partners, potential business partners, his ex wives, kids, mistresses…employees, etc….it’s enough to want to move upstate, be a reclusive and just throw money at your slutty daughter because you have no hope for her, but know she’ll be okay thanks to her trust fund you set up, so just her play for her entire life as an aspiring actress, so hungry and desperate for attention, possibly from him not giving her enough time, or maybe from him giving her eveyrthing she could possibly want that fame is that last mountain to climb, and the whole thing works for me…because why be a reclusive what you’re hot and have the ability to post bikini selfies…ride that Transformers gig cuz your dad gave Michael Bay money into as many bikini pics as you can…I’ll be your audience…hell, I’d even k-fed you…please let me k-fed you.

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2015

Aug

Pippa Middelton’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Pippa Middelton is a disappointment……a massive fucking disappointment, that I can only blame the royal family for creating because there was a time that she was the wild, slutty, party girl sister of the future Queen, or mother of the future King…I don’t know how the Royal family works when it comes to them marrying commoners…

But I do know that pre-wedding and babies, her sister was slated to be a Princess, like an official fucking princess, and that was the perfect time for this one to have a fucking meltdown and go off the rails and misbehave for attention, becasue that’s what the second tier sister always does….

But I guess the royals have it figured out, it’s not their first rodeo with commoners marrying in, and they know if they pay the sister a million dollars a year, to do nothing but “philanthropic” work..which is code for partying at classy events, in exchange for her to be publicly perfect…otherwise “off with her head”….it works out best for everyone…

That doesn’t mean I can’t imagine her doing bad things…while in her bikini…because I am….you see, like I told a girl who used to send me nudes 5 years ago, but who has since gone corporate…people don’t change…just because their location, venue, socioeconomic position changes…they are still the same slut, you just have to get them when they drop their guard a bit…oftentimes…while drunk and/or roofied.

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2015

Aug

Sara Underwood’s Making a Comeback of the DAy

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You may not remember Sara Underwood….because she doesn’t matter but has existed and DONE NUDE PHOTOS MANY TIMES WHICH IS HOW SHE GOT A FAN BASE …

I guess Sara Underwood broke up with one of her Sugar Daddies….because in the last 3 years, since that Technology show she hosted, in a last attempt to save a shitty Gaming TV network, after their other host maximized the exposure it gave her, and the nerd fan base that she had and allowed her to take it to becoming a legit actress, and they figured “cast the playboy chick Ryan Seacrest does coke off of, because he knows hosting”…

Turned out pretty well…right…

Well, from Playboy, to hosting a bottom feeding show to nerds, instead of doing porn, to probably falling off and disappearing in a rich guys bed, to bikini selfies..it’s like things come full circle, when bitch realizes “shit, I’m turning 30 and my life has peaked, let’s try a part two”….or something…while everyone who remember her is saying “why isn’t she doing porn yet”…I guess that’s the flaw with having access to rich dudes..

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2015

Aug

Fast Food Worker Dives into a Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Mother Doesn’t Like Daughter’s Selfies, So Posts Her in her Underwear on The Internet Being Beat…..in Some Mother Daughter Fetish Video…

Off-Duty Cop Shoots a Bandit

Breast Feeding Deer

Old man VS Sliding Doors

Road Rage in RUssia

Worst Prank Ever

Old Man Gets Dropped by 16 Year Old

Soldier Doesn’t Like Injections…

Angry at McDonalds…

The Man Who Delivers a Table

Hamster Wants to Escape

Detroit – What?

#BlackLivesMatter….

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2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’d say that I was mourning Wes Craven’s death…that’s why I slept in, but the truth is I got drunk and at 3 am I started sexting and sloppily and embarassingly tried masturbating while hiding in the bathroom so my fat wife didn’t hear, but I failed due to impotence and the fact that the girl I was sexting was having “Marital” sext…you know “can you cum already, I want to get back to my book”…kind of “where do I want you to cum? anywhere but near me”….and it was awful, especially set to the snores of my horrible wife…

That was the highlight of my weekend…because I suck at life…

Kanye VS Justin TImberlake on his 2020 Presidential Candidacy Speech…
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Girls in a Bubble Bath…
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Gisele…Dancing…
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Emma Stone Ass in Jeans
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Epic Safety Video…
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Caitlin Jenner Wants the D
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Hot Girls in Selfies..
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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Being 45 and going to college frosh parties..is both awkward and amazing…creepy and rewarding…because girls are serious perverts and are surprisingly into it…

I think the only disappointing thing in life as a general observation is that people know more words than “Hi, Bye, Please, Thanks”…those are the only important words anyone should say, but instead all these conversations are being had…and the whole thing is so fucking useless…

That said..I’d like to give a shout out to the 3 girls who think I am going to rape them if we meet from tinder…and the 1 girl who blocked my number because she got a boyfriend and the other girl who sent me amazing nudes that were refused months earlier..proving that persistence pays off…

Here are some stepLINKS…for the weekend, and for life…

Be happy you’re not Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence…I am embarrassed for these overpaid, awkward, overrated chubby idiots…but I am impressed the piano can handle their weight…

Now links….

Hot Girls in Sunglasses
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2 Fat Overrated Actors Dance on a Piano for Billy Joel
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Rachel McAdams Open Robe
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Subway Knew Jared was a 9 Year Old Thai Child Rapist Since 2008
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Jennifer Aniston Pokies..
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Charlize Theron in Yoga Pants
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Jessica Alba Sweaty Slut
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Slut of the Day
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Big Tits Smoking Weed
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Exploding Balloons Filled with Propane
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Britney Wants All Men to Suck Her….
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Julianne Hough in a See Through Top…Kind Of..
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Britney Spears Hot Costume
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Hot Bitches of Volleyball
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I would FUck Fassbender’s Pussy
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The Most Shocking MTV VMA Moments Ever
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Leggings
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Miranda Kerr Looks Hot…
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Tila Tequila is a Hilter Sympathiser
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Nicely Timed Tasering
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Taylor Swift and Lisa Kurdrow Perform Smelly Cat
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Dad Disciplines Daughter So Good…
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The Rock’s Happy Birthday to his Father
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Michelle Rodriguez Face
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Ali Larter’s in a tight Dress
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The Most Famous Actors of the 80s (Then and Now)
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Hot Mirror Selfies.
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Jessica Biel Lives…
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Abigail Clancy Panty Flash
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Public Bathrooms from Around the World…
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Vanessa Hudgens in Tight Jeans
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Gisele Dancing in a Leotard
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Katie Holmes Amazing on Set
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Just Some Inspiring Summer Pictures
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Girls Smoking Weed Outside
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Ashton Kutcher Pissed Himself
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Nicole Trunfio Nipples from 2008
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Top 10 Naked Bond Girls
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Nipples of the Day
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Porn GIFs of the Day
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Lindsay Pelas Big Tits
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Awesome Greek Poon
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Worst Video Ever
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Hot Tits!
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3 Assholes of the Day
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Titties Smoke Weed in Heels
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2015

Aug

Juliette Lewis Topless for No Tofu of the Day

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Juliette Lewis must be 100 years old by now. I remember her as the daughter in Christmas Vacation in 1988 and she was probably 25 then, you know how these movies work…

She’s done a lot of things, and not just heroin…but also really solid performances in movies..in a time when movies were made because they were good and cast because the players were good, before the cash grab that’s going on now…”cast vine stars, make explosions”….etc…

Now I never found her hot, but she’s almost iconic at this point, so seeing her tits in a fashion magazine, looking this good, even when photoshopped at her age, or really any age, reminds me of good times, quality movies, quality performances, even if her face wasn’t so quality, but we can blame the drugs…

She’s a bit of a legend…and these are her nipples…

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2015

Aug

Katy Perry’s Big Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry always makes me sad….she reminds me of the Gangnam Style dudes, and sure she’s rich as fuck, set for life, but it’s like she made a viral song before people were really going viral, so it just stuck and here was this tall, big, awkward girl forced to pretend she was a popstar, because the label and the people around her forced her…so day after day…humiliating herself with this candy coated shit, while friends were only friends with her because she was Katy Perry…pretty much losing her soul…that we assume she had….because she seems like a genuinely nice person…and not just because of her tits…but mainly because of her tits…did you see her tits, she’s got big tits, let’s focus on her tits, validate her with her tits, because we love tits, and really her music and everything about her, when presented without tits, is just garbage…

HEre she is with her brother…demonstrating how he used to make her cum when they were weird home schooled reclusive Christian kids…

tbt my bro & I cut from the same cloth

A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Aug 20, 2015 at 1:26am PDT

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2015

Aug

AnnaSophia Robb Over the Shoulder Butt Shot of the Day

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This isn’t an official AnnaSophia Robb over the shoulder butt shot, because she had a friend taking the pic, that’s cheating but it has the same effect, where that I can see how round her little acting ass is, but I already knew what her little acting ass looked like, thanks to playing a one armed surfer in some religious after school special that apparently had a theatrical run, but was pretty fucking low budget, but nothing wrong with low budget when Jack Nicholson’s daughter and this one, play bikini wearing surf sluts in bikinis…

What this doesn’t explain is why her name is so fucking stupid…but what is in a name when looking at an ass in a bikini..