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2015

Aug

Isabella Farrell Tits for Treats of the Day

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Here are some pictures of some model named Isabella Farrell for Paper Magazine by a great photographer named Cameron Davis…

I follow her INSTAGRAM , that doesn’t mean we are firends, I follow thousands of people, 99 percent don’t follow me back, 98%, I don’t give a fuck about or even notice, because social media annoys me…it’s too much noise, tit sucks my soul and it doesn’t matter….all these thirsty fame whore idiots are the fucking same, interchangeable and boring…in the same posed pictures and often times equally hot…so watching vapid little idiots trying to make their lives look interesting or cool or important…making as much noise as they can so that they can be the next VS Model, or whatever the objective is…I always assume it’s something to feed their empty sad egos, otherwise why would they be doing it, what do they have to prove, why can’t they just focus on living the good life…instead of trying to make people watch and love their good life…fuck off bragger..

But I do like when they show their nipple espcially with this babe…..because she’s amazing….the kind of girl I’d follow more than just on the internet…

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2015

Aug

I didn’t Want to Post the Chelsea Handler Apple Pussy Pic of the Day

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I don’t like CHELSEA HANDLER ….

I didn’t like CHELSEA HANDLER when she figured out that she wasn’t going to make it as a comedic actress after fucking every producer at least once when she was back in her prime…so she did what all other failed actors, or aspiring actors, or fat and ugly chicks do, and that’s turn to comedy…to be the funny girl people laugh at, and in CHELSEA HANDLER case…she had fake tits and was more accessible in an era when people were more vain and didn’t support fat chicks…except maybe for Rosie O’Donnell, but I have no idea how that happened…

That said, she pulled a power play, a little too confident in her fan base, thinking she’d get on network TV after paying her dues, before realizing we live in a patriarchy and no one likes a condescending midget mocking twat…who makes fun of her guests like a bitch…her comedy was being a bitch..who wants to watch a bitch…being a bitch…I guess other bitches…but not me…fuck bitches like everyone has fucked Chelsea Handler..

So now out of work, she’s decided to expose herself and use her sexuality, like she did 20 years ago, to get noticed and loved…and the idea of her dirty, used up cunt, at 50 or however old she is, just doesn’t do it for me, especially when peppered with bad comedy…

I guess what I am trying to say is…she’s the fucking worst, and this desperation is something I would support if she was 20 and hot, but at this age, it is depressing….sad clown…bullshit…

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2015

Aug

Rita ORa’s Slow Motion Upskirt of the Day

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I posted pics and videos of RITA ORA in concert showing her tits… …in what I read was her first concert beyond showing up to other people’s concerts for some Cameos because she’s fucking in the right circle…and/or performing at Birthday parties and Bar Mitzvah’s in the UK as Rihanna before saying “I really have something here, I am going to move to America with my DJ friend Calvin who fucks me after his local gigs, and make my dreams come true”..

Well some pervert put it in slow motion and for some reason I am compelled to post and celebrate this internet weirdness…because pasties and panties never get old…even if the person in them does…both physically and in terms of relevance…you know…

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2015

Aug

Genderless Miley Cyrus for Elle UK of the Day

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It always makes me laugh that as a practically 50 year old dude, I have found myself in actual Miley Cyrus conversations, maybe it is because people I know that I post pictures of these idiots on a daily basis, even though I don’t care about any of this shit…

But for some reason, I get talking and people want me to know that either they think Miley is everything, you know pulling off the whole hipster feminist from tumblr with a cause, using her platform to get her message across…while I just assume her stance is flimsy, her soap box made of cardboard that will dissolve in the rain, because she’s a Disney trained puppet…

So the question is whether Miley, pop star, is authentic…or if it’s just part of her acting training…or is it a mix of her using her acting training to try to find substance…while showing her tits….

Here are some quotes – One that she’s feels guilty being rich for showing her tits…and that she wants to have more of a purpose…because people live on the streets…so she found a cause…

“If you get your tits out, and they are all looking, then you can use that space to say something and get them to listen. I was kind of embarrassed that I got paid money to shake my ass in a teddy bear costume. I should not be worth the amount I am while people live on the streets.”

That she’s genderless, because she can’t relate to what society have made Men and Women into…because it’s a great current issue and because all people define men as Hockey players and all girls as Cupcake baking pink dress wearing puppets….

“I don’t relate to what people have made men and women into. I know I’m more extreme and badass than most guys, but that doesn’t make me a boy. And the other night I wore a pink dress because I felt cute. I can bake a cupcake and then go play hockey.”

Idiots..

Here she is promoting the VMAs…because MTV / Viacom owns these idiots..

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2015

Aug

Woman Uses baby Seat as a Weapon and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife Caught Cheating

Woman Stripped Topless in Public

Passenger Attacks Bus Driver

Older Man Body Slammed During Robbery

Couple Beat a Girl for Being in Wrong Hood

How McDonald’s Treats Chickens

Stupid Fucking Cliff Jump…

Sexual Assault of the Day

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2015

Aug

Gold Digger’s View of the Day

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If you figure out a way to manipulate your way to America from Australia through “modeling” and marrying an actor who at the time was very relevant…and with that new found celebrity status secure a contract with a massive brand that at the time was very relevant in terms of the models they chose because instagram didn’t exist and we were forced to go to them for our catalog porn when feeling nostalgic…only to get fired for fucking an 18 year old popstar, ruining her marriage….and leaving her to find for herself in this cold dark rich person world…navigating her way through billionaires…until finally settling on a young one who founded Snapchat and is at the peak of his relevance…while she’s fallin’ off and not just as an inadequate mother who always puts her kids in the kennel, but in her career….

You know…just a gold digging prostitute who has the ability to charge and not feel like a prostitute due to modeling…

The above picture would be your view….

If you’re the gold owner…this would be your view…I mean the PG version before you really get what you pay for…

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2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It turns out that telling a girl who is paranoid to meet you off the internet and thinks you’ll rape and kill her…and says she thinks you will rape and kill her…only to respond that it would take a really special girl to make me rape and kill them…doesn’t put her at ease…

But seriously, why would I rape and kill just any girl and sacrifice my freeedom to do it…it just makes no sense…

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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes, amazing things happen…other times…you try convincing a girl you met on tinder to show you her pussy at a restaurant after a few minutes of talking about meaty vaginas…because you’ve seen pics of her…only to see that she’s got a meatier vagina than the photo led you to believe…to which you suggest she get a labia reduction…which apparenlty…is a cockblock…so when a girl shows you her vagina, pretend you love it, if you want to get your dick in it…the plastic surgery angle is a fail…

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2015

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Pretends She Doesn’t Care What You Think of the Day

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Lohan posted the above MEME to her instagram.

I know what you’re thinking. How could anyone not like Lohan, I mean she’s the single greatest thing to have happened the last 30 years. Sure her body of work is pretty low level, but her celebrity, mainly based on being made fun of by the unsupportive media, that seemed to want her delicate soul to fail, while her family that extorted her, her friends who used her to get seen in the paparazzi, and me, because I love her…just wanted her to succeed…

But I guess, Lohan, feels like she can’t please everyone, especially not me, because has ignored my formal requests for her herpes while she breasts feeds me….

And instead of letting that bring her down in some sort of fit of rage and self destruction with drugs….and sex with transgendered DJs…

She’s learned to accept it…I guess she’s growing as a person…but her tits…stay the same..thanks to being silicone…

That said – PageSix Reports – Lohan was raped and drugged…and ran around naked at a wedding in good old fashion Lohan….

Lindsay Lohan claimed she was “slipped a mickey” at the wedding…“Lindsay left the reception early,” said a source. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.” We hear “it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]” …“Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy. And while DJing one event with an “Eyes Wide Shut” theme, LiLo “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source…A report said Lohan claimed she had jewelry stolen at the nuptials.

Memories….

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2015

Aug

Kim Kardashian is the Tranny in the Family of the Day

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I know we’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s vagina, or what we think was her vagina, but based on her Botox, over-made-up face, I would like to re-watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape, to really see if there is every a shot of her face and pussy in the same frame…because I’m thinking maybe…the black dick we all thought belonged to Ray J…was actually Kims….

I know this pregnancy thing ruins this theory, but Kanye’s sexuality supports where I am going with this…and that is that Kim K, is a chick with a dick….and tits..tits…she’s being coy about showing because that’s her model face…or maybe it’s just her tranny face that can’t move due to the botox…whatever…

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