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2015

01

Sep

Miley, Kim and Others Masturbate on Facetime for Interview’s “ME” September Issue of the Day

Fashion photographer Mert facetimes his subjects for the latest Interview Magazine….

Because this is the selfie generation, who needs cameras and photographers, when the real compelling content is being let into people’s bathrooms or bedrooms, so that they can put on any type of intimate performance for whoever they want, or they can pretend it is an intimate performace despite being scripted for interview magazine because these idiots are all puppets….

Nice and porny, like “Hey look at me, I’m an attention whore who masturbates on cam like every girl in the world, I am just like you, only I leak this shit or do it for fashion magazines”….which a secondary hope that you cum to it…because we want you to imagine facetiming us…instead of girls you meet on tinder…or some shit..

Here’s Miley’s amazing Facetime Session…

Here’s Kim K simulating masturbation on Facetime for a magazine…we’ve seen her fuck when she was pre trans….we don’t care.

I assume Selena will have one…

J.LO

And Posh Spice Beckham…

And Madonna…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Madonna|Miley Cyrus|Selena Gomez

2015

01

Sep

Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring of the Day

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Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring…

I said…Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring…

Has everyone noticed Kylie Jenner’s nipple ring so that we can go on with our pathetic lives that notice these silly things..

The reality is that it’s a free the nipple era, where 16 year olds want in on the action, it’s not like at 18 they suddenly become exhibitionists…even when they aren’t from the whore family, but instead just grew up watching the whore family be idolized and succeed…

Meaning…there are thousands of young girls with nipple rings walking these streets…

Meaning some pervert held a 16 year old’s tit, and speared it like a whale fisherman in Moby Dick…which in Kylie’s case isn’t that far off the truth….because she’s a mini-monster…a mini-monster who is 18 and can let you all in on her nipple rings…

A mini-monster who Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring….like it fucking matters…So much so that she wore a mesh bra for the paparazzi flashes…Family values…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

01

Sep

Miley Cyrus Ridiculousness Includes Rihanna Impersonator of the Day

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Rita Ora Keeps on Scamming the fucking system. She’s in the right circle and all these idiots are too into themselves to really care or know if they like someone…they are puppets and just like what they are told to…but I know Rita Ora plays the fun one to be around, the one with the silly accent, who no one really feels threatened by…because she’s just a Rihanna impersonator….let her linger and entertain us in our boring existence…

That said, here she is doing her British comedy act…with her tits from the VMAs sunday…it makes her likeable..

Here is Miley rockin’ the dick at a party smoking weed for instagram…

ANd here I am wanting to kill myself because this is all so dumb…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

01

Sep

Disturbing Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Pic of the Day

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I think this is some illuminati, eating your soul for your powers shit….you know like Taylor Swift in her awkward from having no childhood and being a total fucking weirdo in that childhood, a weirdo that built an empire on her weirdo thanks to having parents who believed in their alien child….rockin’ some socially awkward humor because she is fucking awkward….probably not so much in bed, since she’s fucked a lot of dudes in the writing of each of her albums…but still awkward through life…but not too awkward for these other lost starlets to turn to for her guidance, her ever shining light, even when they are competitors and if this was wrestling, would be trying to do everything to ruin each other…

I mean this is pop music, not singer songwriter hippie shit…why are they all friends…I get it, to stick together so the intstagram models don’t overthrow their monopoly / kingdom…leverage each other to stay on top because the internet is catching on…but it’s all so weird…

Too much cross-pollenating…I don’t like it…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

01

Sep

Ireland Baldwin is Fun and Topless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is pretty fuckin solid…and I am not just saying that because she’s 6 foot 3 and 180 pounds, I am saying it because she just gives off this vibe of relatively intelligent, but still dumb enough to want the fame and fortune, to make it on her own, in the world of modeling, the most vapid of fucking professions…

It’s like her parents are rich as fuck actors, she has all the resources she needs to do anything in life, even produce great movies that she writes herself, because she’s in the circle…but instead…she wants to be a fucking model…

What’s wrong with instagram, or this world, that these girls all want to be fucking models…when did modeling become more than just demonstrating the clothing you are going to buy, and turn into the most coveted profession…

There are so many more interesting ways to spend your day, and let’s face it, acting isn’t that much different than modelling, is her issue that she’s too tall to get cast in movies? I don’t know…

What I do know is that in her 18 year old identity crisis, from surf wife to interracial lesbian with an angry lesbian lover, to this dark haired titty flasher, I think she’s great…

Here are some other pics from her instagram…the only modeling she’s done, but not the only modeling she’s ever do…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2015

01

Sep

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video Ignored by Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens of the Day

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The one with the back tattoo and the double chin is Selena Gomez….

The one with the flowers in her hair is Vanessa Hudgens…

The one posing awkwardly, like she’s on set of some instagram shoot for her instagram, the only venue that really cares about her, even though she’s tried hard to be a real movie star, which in and of itself is pretty good for a set of tits from a viral music video, I mean most tits in Viral videos are forgotten…but these ones pushed it as hard as she could…

It’s like she’s went to troll these two famous chicks, by standing next to them, hoping to look like they are actually friends or like anyone actually cares about her or takes her seriously…for the photo opp…

Or maybe it was her way of saying “Omg, I’m so much hotter than these Disney Trolls, even though Disney told me I wasn’t good enough when I was 5 and auditioned”…always a fame whore…

The funny thing is that Selena and Hudgens are probably what Emrata idolized and got naked to be…

Either way, the whole thing…pretty fucking creepy….just trying to fit in…I’m onto you…tits from the Blurred Lines video..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

01

Sep

Miranda Kerr Demonstrates Another Billionaire Trap of the Day

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If you demonstrate flexibility in your everyday life, the billionaire will factor that into your net worth, because every billionaire thinks “the more flexible the better”…or “just imagine what she can do to my dick”…and “do you think she can give me a blow job in that position”….and “of course she can, she is Australian, they are loose and she was married to a homosexual for 5 years when launching her career and increasing her stock price, she knows all the blowjob tricks from watching cabana boys and rent boys do it to him”…

Well maybe not that last part…

But what I do know is that billionaires like to buy Victoria’s Secret models, hundred millionaires like to buy Sports Illustrated models, and millionaires like instagram models where their worth reflects the “model” they gets following….and soccer players like Glamour models….and Kanye West like livestock…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2015

01

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits of the Day

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Jessica Simpson still has big tits…

Without them she would have nothing…..sure she’d still have a lot of money…..and a relevant late 90s pop career…but without them tits, I would have totally forgot who Jessica Simpson is or was….

I guess after bowing out of the pop music industry to sit on her billion dollar a year Walmart brand, because why tour and sing, when can just sit around and eat you face off, until Weight Watchers steps in with a legal team to make you drop the weight..to fulfill your contract….you might as well showcase those tits when you are obligated to go out of the house…because that’s what people want..not your cheesy, Christian friendly, vanilla bullshit….the tits, it’s always been the tits…because we love blondes with big tits..it’s in our DNA…it’s what makes America…America..

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2015

01

Sep

Bar Refaeli’s Pre-Marriage Ass of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is getting married…or just got married….I know, shocking, a Jewish girl who turned 30 this year getting married..

I know Jewish girls, not all from Israel, but from all over North America, and by 28 it’s like their Marriage clock turns on and they go out there and find an eligible Jewish husband to have a family with, it’s like pre-28, all the Jewish guys and girls are just playing around, partying, traveling the world, fucking non-jews…all night long…I’m talking to your Leo….but as soon as 28 hits, it’s like lock down and get serious…

But not too serious to show the world her ass…because she’s still got an ass…she’s getting married, sure, but Ashley Madison teaches us one thing, and that is that there is Hope that Marriage is no the end, even if it feels like it is as it rapes our fucking souls…

That said, I’ve always found Bar Refaeli overrated and boring…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2015

01

Sep

Camille Rowe by Jason Lee Perry of the Day

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Camille Rowe’s pussy is an ashtray…but her tits make that OK….the kind of model tits from france that I assume like anal as all french girls do…and really all girls do…that would make me eat that cancer…and happily have cancer like Michael Douglas…because it’s better than the pussy I’m eating back home…

This is an old pic by Jason Lee Perry, he’s a good photographer, not that that means anything…

If you don’t like that and I have no idea why you wouldn’t like that…other than that you’ve seen them before because they are old…

Here’s Hailey Clauson for Grazia by James Macari…not because it has anything to do with Camille Rowe’s tits or ashtray pussy, but because she doesn’t deserve a post of her own, and because her claim to fame, or introduction to the modeling industry is when she sued Urban Outfitters and Jason Lee Perry for sexualizing her while her dad was on set and she was 17….we call that a cash grab since she’s gone on to post half naked for money..and for free….a cash grab she got playing victim card…