Kimberly Garner is some reality star from the UK, who has been able to use the paparazzi to make her low level relevant..
I like to think her claim to fame was when she followed me on twitter or instagram or some shit…before realizing that I wasn’t someone she wanted as a friend because I’ve said things like :
” her Inner thighs, in all their fuzzy glory, are the gateway to her soul….a soul that she can thank for whatever successes she has….and by soul I mean her pussys…and by success I mean rich dudes willing to fuck her…”
But I guess her real claim to fame is this body…it’s like she’s a total nobody, at least in North America, but in a bikini, people care…and by people I mean perverts who like girls with bodies like this…
I mean if you’ve ever met British women, in all their brown teeth face rot, you’ll understand how this one got on TV…
I assume these pictures are from a couple of days ago, and I guess like a PC back in the 90s, shit is obsolete and anyone who cares about seeing Demi Lovato in tight short shorts, has already seen Demi Lovato in short shorts, even if from an objective vantage point, there’s nothing hot about some 30 year old pop tart who creates shitty music and build like a bull dyke ready to wrestle dressed seductively, I’d be happier seeing her her ill fitting jeans and flannel…you know like a farmer…probably one of the roll playing games she plays while slamming FES from that 70s show up the ass with a strap on, in what they call “Migrant Worker Misbehaving’….but as you all know, it’s not gay of you’re getting rammed up the ass my a lesbian…
That said, she’s ridiculously famous, she’s played the media so perfectly, she’s even turned her addiction, partying, lesbianism, and eating disorder into profit…
Most people I know with those things, just end up like Lindsay Lohan…aka dead.
Kayley Cuoco is not only going to be worth over 100 million dollars thanks to positioning herself as the accessible hot girl on a nerd based sitcom…in a world where you’d think the sitcom wouldn’t exist unless as a parody…but that apparently is still advertiser friendly and gets ratings from idiots who actually watch network TV, probably because they are over 50, or because they are in a contract with the cable company that they can’t get out of…
So as the Jennifer Aniston in her Nerd version of Freinds…with formulaic jokes and stories…she’s fucking set…
But I still think she peaked when her nude pics were leaked and she owned them…thanks to probably being behind the links…as she’s a girl with Breast implants who loves her implants so much she’s said this about her implants…
“I had no boobs! And it really was the best thing ever! I always felt ill-proportioned. My implants made me feel more confident in my body. It wasn’t about trying to be a porn star or wanting to look hot and sexy
And from my experience, any girl in love with her implants wants you to see her implants…but I’d be happier if they had more hard nipple…it’s more relevant like that.
To See Kayley Cuoco’s Big Tits Leaving the Gym CLICK HERE
Hailey Baldwin is the 19 year old daughter of weird, Christian now that he’s no longer an addict, Stephen Baldwin and some brazilian he married in the 90s….and I guess his fame whoring from suing Kevin Costner, to fighting adult stores in his home town, to tattooing Hannah Montana on him to get on Miley’s TV show that he never booked…to doing reality show after reality show…since filing for bankruptcy…
From Barney Rubble to poverty, to famewhoring daughter, who has been making the rounds, and I don’t mean with her vagina, or ass you can see from the front thanks to short shorts and the hormones in the food, but because she hangs with Kardashians and Jenners and Biebers…and her cousin Ireland and probably Taylor Swift since Taylor Swift owns everyone…even Bieber pussy due to the solidarity she has with Selena Gomez….in some weird fucking cult I don’t understand…
But who cares about that when you can see her ass from the front…in shorts…at 19 and lovely..
It is debatable whether Cameron Diaz is one of the hottest actresses, or whether she was one of the hottest actresses…..
It is debatable whether Caameron Diaz is a talented actress, but in her defence, acting requires 90 percent ego/confidence and 10 percent ability to not think you’re an asshole playing make-belief.
But one thing that is for sure…is that this relationship with a bro, we call them cheese dicks, up on some male Avril Lavigne, was in a band for a minute in the 90s, probably one of the worst bands, that I assume is huge in South American or some reason….makes no sense….
I mean we can assume that his drop crotch pants are to house a massive penis that she is blinded by, or maybe, he’s just a master manipulator, I mean he must be for even having a record label invest in his suburban mall garbage….
But now he’s taken his brainwashing skills to a nice, lean, very successful actress, I’m talking one of the richest actresses around, and he’s tapped into her insecurities and has made her feel secure, like she can trust him old friend…
So instead of dating a dot com billionaire, or any exec, who dresses like an adult…and who isn’t using his 10 million dollar or less fortune as a door opener to her fortune….so that he can K-Fed her…only let’s be honest, K-fed had more fucking swag….
She’s married to this, and based on this pic she’s creepily smiling and obsessed with him…like a kid trying to understand a circus clown….only in this case she married him and will probably have his kids…
I don’t care when a hot girl, even when she’s old and washed up herself, marries or fucks some clown….I don’t care who or what girls in my actual life put in them….and I don’t care that this is going down…but I do find it intriguing…hilarious…awkward…confusing…but I guess it all boils down to a broken girl…with dreams of real love and a guy who sees a babe and dollar signs who accepts his Paris Hilton parasites…..in this incestuous…celebrity…mental disorder world…
People are so concerned that in a few years we won’t need to have any human contact. We will be able to rely on text messages on a screen for all social interaction…you know like that’s a bad thing…people are the fucking worst and that is why I like to cage them on my facebook friend’s list….to access as needed and not be irritated by them in life..by having awkward conversations, adventures, smelling them, watching them do disgusting human things like talk about themselves, eat, and irritate me…all while seeing their stupid fucking faces…
But I can handle words on a screen…
What I am saying is I have 5,000 facebook friends and no one to hang out with and that’s the way it should be.
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Janet Jackson’s Latest Wardrobe Malfunction… CLICK HERE
Great Fucking Asses Because We Like Asses and It’s Wednesday and We’re Basic.. CLICK HERE
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Fashion photographer Mert facetimes his subjects for the latest Interview Magazine….
Because this is the selfie generation, who needs cameras and photographers, when the real compelling content is being let into people’s bathrooms or bedrooms, so that they can put on any type of intimate performance for whoever they want, or they can pretend it is an intimate performace despite being scripted for interview magazine because these idiots are all puppets….
Nice and porny, like “Hey look at me, I’m an attention whore who masturbates on cam like every girl in the world, I am just like you, only I leak this shit or do it for fashion magazines”….which a secondary hope that you cum to it…because we want you to imagine facetiming us…instead of girls you meet on tinder…or some shit..
Here’s Miley’s amazing Facetime Session…
Here’s Kim K simulating masturbation on Facetime for a magazine…we’ve seen her fuck when she was pre trans….we don’t care.
Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring…
I said…Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring…
Has everyone noticed Kylie Jenner’s nipple ring so that we can go on with our pathetic lives that notice these silly things..
The reality is that it’s a free the nipple era, where 16 year olds want in on the action, it’s not like at 18 they suddenly become exhibitionists…even when they aren’t from the whore family, but instead just grew up watching the whore family be idolized and succeed…
Meaning…there are thousands of young girls with nipple rings walking these streets…
Meaning some pervert held a 16 year old’s tit, and speared it like a whale fisherman in Moby Dick…which in Kylie’s case isn’t that far off the truth….because she’s a mini-monster…a mini-monster who is 18 and can let you all in on her nipple rings…
A mini-monster who Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring….like it fucking matters…So much so that she wore a mesh bra for the paparazzi flashes…Family values…