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2015

24

Aug

Jojo’s Bikini for Relevance Now that She’s Not Jailbait Anymore of the Day

Jojo isn’t a fascinating story…she’s just one of the newer generations Jail Bait who turned 18 and everyone who was obsessed with her just forgot about her…pretty much overnight…like so many other 17 year old sluts before her who turned 18…I’m talking to you Taylor Momsen…and I know there were others…but that would require me to think…when all I am interested in for the sake of this post, not the sake of my life, because if the sake of my life, was represented by my interest in Jojo’s comeback tour, when I don’t even know any of Jojo’s songs, and only remember her being a girl who ran off with a black guy and surprisingly didn’t get pregnant but probably spent all her jailbait money…and she’s doing it right, now more fit and in bikini…on snapchat..and I guess in everyday life at the random events she gets to…

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TO SEE PICS OF HER DRESSED SKIMPY AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day

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Shanina Shaik was “caught” by the paparazzi doing some photoshoot for some bikini company, because part of the Victoria’s Secret deal, as this girl is one of their new “angels”…who I guess they are replacing Adriana Lima with, is that they lend their girls to other people to exploit their girls, because it makes their girls seem like they are more relevant than they actually are, because in this world of instagram models, who gives a fuck about actual models….

The only difference is that actual models are just the sugar babies who are going to get billionaires…while the instagram models…go for the millionaires…

It’s all very stupid, but what isn’t stupid is that she’s giving the paparazzi props for this photo she posted:

“Paparazzi can get some “OK” pics lol ”

Because the bikini company called the paparazzi to take these pics of her, this is some hired second shooter obviously, and they all probably grabbed lunch together, which is far less fun than when paparazzi used to rent helicopters for the 100,000 dollar picture that just doesn’t happen anymore…

Either way, still a model in a bikini…better than pretty much anything I’ve seen a bikini today…but in my defense…I haven’t left my couch in 2 days.

Here she is in some shoot…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2015

24

Aug

Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little, or should I say big…big and old…Salma Hayek, our favorite Mexican, who is actually a Mexican and not a Mexican for practical marketing purpose, like Eva Longoria or Jessica Alba, reaching out to that Mexican fan base, because Mexicans love their own, but rather an actual Mexican, used as the Mexican who can barely speak english, because she can barely speak english, getting cast and avoiding digging tunnels under borders or working the hotel industry changing shit and blood covered sheets thanks to white people, thanks to her tits…her big fucking tits…or as some shitty sites will like to call “her floaties”…because they basic…while I just look at the fuckers…I don’t really care to discuss this shit…

Here’s a Jazzy edit of her in a bkini….that I posted last week…

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Gigi Hadid and Rachel Hilbert Show Off Their Played Out Victoria’s Secret Asses of the Day

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Gigi Hadid posted this picture of her and Rachel Hilbert, who is some other young up and coming, probably rich kid model, that I guess plays one of her BFFs, because that’s how they market this shit…

But we all know how girls work, and that if Gigi is posting this picture, it isn’t because she thinks it’s a cute pic that the world needs to see, she is posting it because she thinks her ass looks better than Hilberts, because everyone is out for their fucking self, and the only way the most famous “model” of the new generation is going to be plugging another bitch, it’s because she’s either gotta play the top dog, you know asserting herself as the girl who other girls have their period’s sync to..or she’s just doing a “hey I’m the one on the left, I look better than that haggard monster on the right”…kissy face…

Do you want to see Gigi Hadid rich girl side tit?

Here it is…

21 August 2015. Gigi Hadid seen arriving for the Taylor Swift concert in Los Angeles. Credit: BG/GoffPhotos.com   Ref: KGC-300/150821KJ1 **UK, Spain, Italy, China, South Africa Sales Only**

21 August 2015.
Gigi Hadid seen arriving for the Taylor Swift concert in Los Angeles.
Credit: BG/GoffPhotos.com Ref: KGC-300/150821KJ1
**UK, Spain, Italy, China, South Africa Sales Only**

TO SEE GIGI HADID IN A TIGHT SHIRT OF THE DAY CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Rachel Hilbert|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Drake and Serena Williams in Love of the Day

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I don’t really keep track of Serena Williams, especially when it comes to her sex life…partially because I am convinced that her and her sister are pulling a “Lady Bugs” or “She’s the Man” like Bruce Jenner after he left sports, because their dad had a dream and that dream was to win at the whitest of sports, thanks to high society racism that didn’t allow black people in the tennis clubs…

That said, I do know that she’s had sex with numerous white Jewish guys who spend time in West Palm Beach where she lives, because…white dudes love fat black asses especially when they are white washed and rich as fuck…

The rumor according to TMZ is that Drake, a white actor who plays a rapper, and who white people fucking love…is not just “smashing her”…yes that was their stupid pun, I can’t compete with billion dollar journalism…like TMZ wit…

But they also make out in restaurants…

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But it could just be racism, assuming all black couples look the same….or it could be because she’s an athlete who can fuck and here she is doing the splits:

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Here are some other pics of her, to give you a real sense of what he’s sticking his dick in…

Posted in:Serena William|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Jon Stewart VS Paul Heyman on WWE of the Day

Paul Heyman has been dominating wrestling forever…

I have never been into wrestling, ever…but the weirdest cross section of people are…when I was 18, all the weird immigrant italian kids in Kappa track pants loved the shit, later in life, it seemed like serious white trash trailer park dwellers were into the shit…

I just always found it ridiculous to watch people play fight in panties…but I guess I just couldn’t get into the storyline…

A storyline that now includes Jon Stewart in his retirement getting involved in this Brock Lesner movement….

When the most interesting wrestling match Brock Lesner has had, was every single time he had sex with Amy Schumer….before she was famous….

We can assume the steroids messed with his hormones, and tricked him into fucking anything with what could be a pussy…thanks to too much testosterone…kinda like a black dude willing to fuck anything…because they are more man than you….

Proof that Amy Schumer is a monster despite how famous and “funny” she is..

Here’s Heyman fuckign with people on the street in New York

Here’s WWE Diva Summer Rae doing Battle Ropes…Because WWE divas make things less gay…when watching greased up men grinding like male strippers…without the screaming 50 year old women bachelorette party…

A video posted by Summer Rae (@daniellemoinet) on

Posted in:Videos

2015

24

Aug

Graphic Miami Girl Fight….and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Wrestling a Cop

Lady VS Super market

Topless Fame Whores in Venice Beach – 90 Percent Aspiring Actresses

Granny Fight of the Day

Crackhead Driver of the Day

Hot Lebanese Reporter VS Cops…

Arrested For Saying “Fuck the Police”

Cop Wrestling!

Truck VS Bridge

The UK Plane Crash is Pretty Crazy

Young Presenter Dies on TV

UK Girls Fighting Naked on the Street

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

24

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was out with a couple of babes and I use that term loosely, that closest thing I’ve ever been to a babe is following her home from work, trying to not get noticed…..so these girls were not toothless and a step-up from what I am used to…

We were at a bar and I told them “want to see me scare a girl”….and they were into it, because girls, despite what they tell you about sisterhood and feminism and girl power, they love seeing a girl get creeped the fuck out..

So I look up the spot we are at, I click the “geotag”, I see a girl in a red skirt in a picture taken 2 minutes earlier, I click on her profile, I find out her name, I google her named + linked in, I see where she works, I see her dog’s name is charlie,…

So I go up to her, pretend we are work colleagues, or met at her work…and then when she pretend she doesn’t know me, I say “weird, maybe I think you’re someone else, but do you have a dog named Charlie”….

Boom…now if I was crazy that would be rape and kill moment…since I”m just a nice guy I tell her it’s just a joke and she should be safer on the internet….but if I was a player…I would have probably fucked her first…

Always failing…even when being an internet predator preventer…

Here are some morning links..

Some Hot Girls in Bed!
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100 Fruits and Vegetables on a Dog’s Head
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Foo Fighters VS Westboro Baptist Church
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Some Low Level Fame Whore named Stefanie Knight in a Bikini
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Courtney Stodden in a Duct Tape Bikini
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Karlie Kloss Porn…I know…How is that Possible…Without Taylor Swift Fucking Her with a Strap On – But Appreantly It Is…
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Carmen Electra Tits are Only 15 – Are They Considered Kiddie Porn?
CLICK HERE

Can American’s Still Take a Joke?
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Puppy Protects Owners
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Emmy Rossum With Dogs – No Peanut Butter
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Girls in Lingerie..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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My life is a porn set, if you consider an obese lactose intolerant menopausal woman addicted to ice cream….sweating in the heat wave like she just did too much bad coke..with a neighbor who keeps trying to get you to invite him to come fuck her…because he’s fascinated that she’s actually live and not some bouncy castle at the summer fair…saying things like “I want to see your dick go in and out of her while she sucks my dick”….porn

I don’t..that’s way I sext…you know just looking for love…and by love I mean anus pics..

I say the same thing daily, but only because I do the same thing daily, and seek the same thing daily…it’s consistency..

Weekend time….but before that happens….ere are some stepLINKS…

Megan Fox is Quitting 90210 Because She Wants More Megan Fox Time
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Brazilian with Megan Fox’s Plastic Surgeon
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Kelly Brook is Less Fat as Fuck
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NFL Cheerleader Blew a 15 Year Old – Goes to Jail
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A Creepy Analysis of Who Chris Martin Has Se With…and Pictures of the Girl He Probably Has Sex With
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Blonde Weed Smokers
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Trump SUpporters Peed On and Beat a Homeless Guy
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Slut of the Day
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24 Awesome Snapchat Insults
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DR Dre Apologizes to GIrls He’s Beat Up…What a Nice Billionaire…
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Girl in Superman Suit
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Gene Simmons House Searched Due to Child Porn…
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Nicole Scherzinger – See Through Top
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Kendall Jenner Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Still in a Bikini
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Vanessa HUdgens in a Dress
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Lucy Pinder – Glamor Model
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Hot Model Pussy of the Day
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Bowling Win
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TV Anchors Struggling with Deez Nuts
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59 Meter Cliff Jump
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Girls in Bikinis
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Jennifer Aniston is Old as Fuck
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Scuba Diving in the Desert
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Shay Mitchel Photoshoot
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Don’t Piss Off the Mechanic
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Parking Ticket Appeal
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Kanye an Kim Pregnant Sex is Awkward
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Eliza Gonzalez Black Dress
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Human Period Collapses
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Bill Cosby Beats the 50 Rape Victim Mark
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Olivia Wilde
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So Many Hot Redheads
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Things that Bounce – Like Tits.
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Chantal Jeffries in a Bikini
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Farrah Abraham – in a Thong with a Purse
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Cait Jenner is Not Going to Jail
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Some Megan Fox Looking Girl
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Jayceee West Huge Tits
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Hot Stoned Girl Nupples
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Just a Classy Lady and Her Asshole
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Fetish Porn Bloopers
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Chewie FART
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Nude Chick Named Eugenia
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Slutty Beach babes
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Topless Beach Party
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Vanessa Paradis Topless
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If you want more real girls…doing real things…because they are real horny…everyone is horny…
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2015

21

Aug

Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day

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So….

Miranda Kerr, Anna Rubik, Kate Upton, Joan Smalls, Rosie (not O’Donnell) and Candice Swanepoel all got into bed for V Magazine…like they’ve probbaly all got in bed for dudes who are either rich enough, or famous enough….except maybe Candice Swanepoel because that bitch is boring…

Now, I can assume a good time was had by all..not just Kate Upton because there was craft services, with enough cake and cupcake to fuel her plus sized model titties…by all, I mean all these models, because obviously they love being half naked in pictures, it’s all they know.

I generally hate girl in bed photoshoots, they are all over instagram, and boring as fuck to me…I guess, I’m old school and when it comes to in bed lingerie shoots, because so many F-List to No-List nobodies doing their lingerie in bed shoots for instagram, it’s just fucking lame…I don’t care how great your fake photoshoot with your fake photographer for your fake modeling to pretend you’re contributing to some fake magazine is….you’re a fucking idiot..I hate you…I hope you get hit by a train while walking and checking your likes on your shitty booty shot…you’re not going to be a Victoria’s Secret model, you’re low hanging fruit, no matter how many perverts approve of your anus spread on the internet…garbage…

But when A-List models, even over rated A-List Models, all played out, or in Kate Upton’s case well fed…I dig it….

Here are the pics…V-Magazine…be glad it’s not Kardashian polluted….because maybe, just maybe, one media outlet will boycott that shit.

Posted in:Fashion|SFW