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2015

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Yesterday, I saw a girl in panties two sizes too small and leggings one size too small who had no idea….

But it turns out she’s a regular at this coffee shop and she knows exactly what she’s doing, cuz she just did it again with different leggings and different cut underwear…

I like to think at least she’s not the fat girl in the romper 2 sizes too small…but they are equally empowered fat girls, and thus the fall of society as we know it…because the second you give fat girls sex appeal more than at 3 am outside the club…is the second they think they are too good for you…and the second you never get laid again..

I assume you don’t follow my FACEBOOK or INSTAGRAM because no one does…

Here are some stepLINKS..

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Hot Girls in Bed
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Minka Kelly – No Bra
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Kate Upton is Losing Modeling Work to Mariah Carey
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NCAAP President is Not Actually a Black Woman…
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Nicki Minaj is Annoying
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Cleveland Weatherman and his Weed Whacker
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Miley Tits..Because why the fuck not…
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Mom Admitted to Sexting Her Teen Daughter’s BF Now Accused of Raping His Twin
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2015

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The free the nipple movement, that isn’t really a movement, because girls have been showing their nipples with confidence in public for as long as I can remember…is still great…until you go and sit next to a hot mom breast feeding in the part and stare at her tit….long enough for it to get awkward and have her ask you what your problem is…only to stare into her eyes and say….I really support this free the nipple movement that isn’t a movement..but any excuse to see your tits is good for me….

What I am trying to say is…

#freethenipple until I stare at her long enough for her to feel uncomfortable as she feeds in the park…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…at night…what day is it…dementia or just drunk…

Patrick Stewart Lesbian Kiss….
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Berit Birkeland – in Lingerie….
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Leo’s New GF is a Slutty…
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Nina Agdal Hot and Sweaty
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Rude Cyclist Karma
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Slut of the Day
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Jessica Alba Hot in NYC
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Emma Watson in a New Trailer for a New Movie
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Kim Kardashian’s Myspace…
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Hugh Hefner Gives the Whores Quaaludes…
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Iggy Azalea in Leggings..
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Shania Twain in Fishnets
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Old Tired Hooker Ass Flash of the Day
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Jurassic Park Sonata by the Piano Guys
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Chelsea Handler will do DMT on TV
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Queen of Versailles Smiling at her Daughter’s Funeral….
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Brody Jenner Instagram’s Kylie / Tyga Joke..
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Chris Hemsworth Playing a Receptionist…
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Taylor Swift Hot…
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Hippos Help a Duckling Escape Pond
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Good Girls Gone Wild
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Paris Hilton Grabs Her Boyfriend’s Appropriately Naked Cock
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Hilary Duff Thick Legs
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Nina Agdal Working Out
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Softball Catcher With Vicous Cheap Shots
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Man Arrested Twice for Fucking Horse Twice…
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Pizza Hut Pizza of the Day…
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Jennifer Lawrence Paltrow Vacation….
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Abigain Ratchford Great Tits…
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Vintage Lesbian….
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So Much Clebrity Nudity…Getting Fingered
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Grace Jones in Nipple Paint
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Greek Whore of the Day
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What the Fuck are These People Doing on the Street
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Kiera Winters in Lingerie…
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Stoned girl Christina…
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Nurse Smoking Weed….
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Sissy Spacek Naked from the Past
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White Trash Walmart Fight….
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Piss in the Bath…
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Biker VS Woman Driver
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Amazing Babe…
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Lazy Masturbater
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Camgirl Lick…
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Just Some Worms…
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Webcam Sluts are the Future of Life…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

11

Jun

Taylor Swift Inflatable with her Boyfriend of the Day

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It is safe to say that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Calvin Harris is probably a lie or a diversion – because Taylor Swift has used relationships as a lie or diversion to connect to the masses and make a lot of money since pretty much her first song…She’s got this “poor me, I’m so sad, I just want love, so I made 100,000,000 dollars last year and let some DJ fuck me up the ass”…because “John Mayer Taught me how much I like being fucked up the ass”…while “One Direction was more into me fucking them up the ass, but they were so popular it was good for business, even if it lasted 3 weeks”…

It’s like this probable herpes ridden freakshow, tall, thin, powerhouse freak…knows how to fuck you…and probably herself…because with this many boyfriends…her pussy is insatiable…

All this to say…Calvin Harris is a fame whore…and I remember him when he was a hipster DJ no one cared about…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

11

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Awkward Walk in Shorts of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence was the awkward weird celebrity who had no sex appeal and who I didn’t understand. Almost like an Anna Kedrick, in a “why are these girls so popular, they aren’t even hot”…especially not this Jennifer Lawrence character, she’s so thick but yet constantly nominated for Academy Awards…is her dad on the Academy? I mean it was just crazy..

Then a man apparently from Chicago…with nerdism on his side, took his nerd skills to Apple, who may be built on nerds, but nerds are GODS there are loopholes…attacked icloud…got all her nudes….and all of a sudden…Jennifer Lawrence was a babe…who should have won academy awards for knowing how to post in sexts and selfies…seriously….she was that good…

Then there’s the whole fucking the dude from Coldplay who must be in his 50s…reminding us all that her clumsy ass act…is a dirty little bird…who may now have AIDS..but nothing green juice won’t save…right Gwyneth…

Not that celebrities don’t have access to the cure for AIDS…you think the government would make a disease without a cure…I mean get serious people…

All this to say…she’s not that hot..but she is still hot…and it all happened cuz of her nudes…so girls…don’t let your morals get in the way…get naked. take pics with your phone..that’s why there’s a camera…send them around…don’t be shy…and good things will happen…but I guess you already know that…it comes with being born with a vagina…and I come to vagina…so much in common..

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2015

11

Jun

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

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Selena Gomez has cleavage we can assume Bieber has cum all over…if he’s not the poofter Usher makes us believe he may be….you know that “fucked my way to the top” was based on him…starting as a bottom…now he’s cum here…yes…Selena Gomez and her new chunk tits make me think of Bieber…I am Canadian..that is our culture…keep the Mexicans in the gardens and hotel rooms…not that there are Mexicans here other than me..and I’m not even that Mexican…but I did go to Cancun once..

Remember when people cared whether she got implants or not, like it fucking mattered…and if she did, this is a total misuse of them…as cleavage selfie needs less clothes…she’s a business, she has fans, she’s got noise to make, and this isn’t cutting it…maybe in the 90s…when girls wore turtle necks this would work.. when cleavage was exciting….but today..this generation..if there is no nipples, it don’t matter…it’s not political enough..it’s just “what the fuck is the point of this boring ass pic”….

So let me post it…on my boring ass site…

All this to say…where is the ass…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

11

Jun

Bekka Gunther Amazing for Cameron Davis of the Day

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Here’s a girl I follow on Instagram named Bekka Gunther and one hour ago she posted these pics by Cameron Davis…and one hour ago…making these pretty fresh off the fucking press…if we actually used a printing press, but rather just upload t othe internet in an easy and affordable way…but more importnatly, one hour ago…was coincidentally the exact same time I fell in love with this babe and had to dig into the depths of the internet to find the shoot featuring at least one of her nipples because free the nipple has made everyone show their nipples…careers are built off nipples…and let’s hope Bekka Gunther’s career is a long one filled with me offering her money for sex.

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Posted in:Bekka Gunther|NSFW

2015

11

Jun

Katy Perry Fashion Model of the Day

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Katy Perry makes me sad…I mean she would if I had any emotions other than the ones I try to mask through drinking and eating like some unhappy married wife…since I am pretty much a housewife, with no job, living off my spouse, planning ways to escape this hell..all while barely having a penis…

So let me rephrase, Katy Perry is depressing…just so desperate it for friends and social acceptance that she went out and became a pop star, living out her dream, only to realize it is just as empty and horrible at the top…people are sill assholes and people now don’t just care about her for her tits, but also her money and star power…

I don’t know, she’s probably a really nice girl..who makes some of the worst pop songs imaginable…but still a really nice girl…that people just keep taking for a ride…when she should be the one doing the riding…ideally on my face…with that vagina…because bigger girls have the tighter vaginas…it’s all the fat pushing down on the egg hole like it was a butt plug..

All this to say….I want Katy perry to sit on my face.

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

11

Jun

Kendall Jenner in a Print Ad of the Day

I think it’s unfortunate that Kendall Jenner, who we know as one of the whores in the whore family, is booking what I would assume big campaigns for print and I guess commercial…like she was a model..and not an instagram / social media celebrity due to being on TV…

When I know that this Kendall Jenner, has been raised amongst some of the biggest fame whores, even her dad grew tits for the cause, not that she can call him a dad, not because he has tits, but because he was too busy being a self involved ego to actually raise her…making me think that she could have done more for this brand..or really any brand…

What I am saying is that use the model jobs for the real models and use the Kardashians for what they are good for…spreading their fucking asses for attention….

I see no ass spreading in this video and thus…this video…is a misuse of this rich as fuck pile of shit…

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In more interesting news – here she is whoring in her underwear – paid for by Calvin Klein – in a Selfie.

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In more interesting news – here she is riding her sister…

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In more interesting news – here’s here sister in a porny shoot….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

11

Jun

Malgosia Bela for i-D Summer of the Day

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Malgosia Bela is some 36 year old Polish model…who unlike the Polish woman at the local deli, is not balding, obese and rocking a moustache……

I’ve heard the name but can’t really place who she is or what she’s been in, because ultimately, who gives a fuck…

Google says she’s been in the Pirelli Calendar in 2009…and again in 2012…making her a professional Pirelli calendar model…and that’s probably more prestigious than being a professional cat calendar model…I mean who the fuck uses calendars anymore…weird people..that’s who…

Now she’s in a magazine looking amazing…and it’s not bad even though she’s 100 fucking years old in model years…

I’m just said these pics aren’t her birthing video…isn’t that what all 36 year old women are supposed to be doing, especially when from Poland….like bitch get it together and find yourself a rich guy…unless you have already, and you probably have, I mean how else do you escape Poland…

Posted in:Malgosia Bela|SFW

2015

11

Jun

Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull Manipulate the Latino Crowds of the Day

Here’s s Sprint and Beluga Vodka sponsored music video by some dude named Prince Royce who I assume is from Miami…and it is also featuring all things hispanic…Pitbull, who I heard is going to be responsible for the Florida vote in the next election….and that should terrify you and J.Lo in a bathing suit looking trashy as fuck singing in Spanish, even though she can barely speak Spanish…but Spanish like to think of her as a leader for their people…who made it…even though she’s 300 fucking years old…and I guess so is Pitbull…and that she shouldn’t be in a bikini, but Latino people don’t care, they just want to see one of their own doing it..and they will go to death for each other…and will support J.Lo…looking what they probably consider “Fierce”…well into J.Lo’s 90s…it’s just their way..

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW