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2015

10

Aug

Christina Milian is Interesting of the Day

Christina Milian was out hosting pool parties or whatever in Vegas, like a good mom should do on weekends, instead of hanging out with your kid and maybe going on cultural field trips with them, because the kid was just a mechanism to secure child support payment, and cannot get in the way of her raging in a bikini, for the release of her struggle of a life being rich as fuck, because stressing about not being respected or loved while seeing Rihanna and Nicki Minaj, living out the life she paved the way for them, knowing she’s just old now…

But not too old to show off her mom titties…

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2015

10

Aug

Bella Hadid’s Guide to LA for i-D of the Day

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Some hipster / fashion / bullshit magazine put out the worst video ever, because they aren’t actually hipster or cool, but rather funded by some bigger publisher, creating nonsense for clicks, that advertisers appreciate, like this day in the life of Bella Hadid, who in the event you don’t care, and you sure as hell shouldn’t care, is some LA rich kid, with a famous sister named Gigi, and a dad who fucks models with his money, and a mom who fucks David Foster…and who put her babies into modeling, because it’s LA and all these assholes are vapid, superficial cunts…maybe that should have been the premise of this Guide to LA video, maybe it shoulda been “we’re so rich, we don’t work because we’re so rich, and sometimes people take pics of us, because my mom loves attention and so do we, we’re trying to be the net kardashians…”…fucking idiots..

But she’s got tits and is in a one-piece…

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2015

10

Aug

Lori Loughlin from Full House Showing Her Bra of the Day

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Lori Loughlin was the hot aunt on Full House, a show we were forced to watch in the early 90s, thanks to not having access to as many channels as we have now, making this poorly written pile of shit show a success, that people are all emotionally attached to now, due to Nostalgia…even though it was actually shoved down our throats thanks to ABC…

Well, there’s been some buzz about the show coming back, not because Perez Hilton is paying Danny Tanner in a Toronto Production of Full House, thanks to him being a celebrity blogger, to get himself rich and famous, so that he can focus on his acting career he always wanted but was too ugly to have…and not because the Olsen Twins, who benefitted most from the show have come forward about Uncle Jesse and Bob Saget finger banging them while changing their diapers…but because they are doing a reunion show…

So the hot aunt, has no choice but to take advantage of the new interest in her, as her career never really got bigger or better than Full House…and she’d doing it by showing off her bra, that is only visible with flash, when it should be a sex tape, with the Olsen twins, or maybe Kimmy Gibbler, becauase Kimmy Gibbler was disgusting, almost unhuman looking…which would explain why she’s done so well being Lindsay Lohan…

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I’m glad you’re not reading it.

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2015

10

Aug

Bar Refaeli’s Bachelorette Party of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is getting married, because I guess she’s found some rich Jewish man to support her, and love her and make her babies, despite her being tainted by Leonardo diseases, assuming he even fucked her, according to a lot of people I’ve met who know him, he’s more of a homo, but a lot of these actors are just egos who fuck anything that fuel their egos, because they are so into themselves, there is no sexuality, just masturbation…using props…it’s just a weird situation…

Jewish girls, like Jewish guys and Jewish guys need to marry Jewish girls to have Jewish kids, and the rich ones, like the hot Jewish girls, so they don’t have to end up with trolls….so the husband can brag to their friends as being the girl not quite good enough for Leonardo, who traded her in, even though she probably has another story, but who in Israel is one of the biggest stars, so it’s status…

Here’s her tame, boring even, great bikini pic for an old lady about to get married…bachelorette party….

Not that anyone cares about about Bar anymore…

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2015

10

Aug

The Wendy Williams Falling Off Stage Video of the Day

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I don’t really know what Wendy Williams is, but I know she had some talk show at one point in time, that may even be on TV….is probably on the Radio…and that she looks like a he…

This is a video of her and her big bold on tits falling off stage, and it made me laugh…not as much as when I laughed at her crying about her COKE ADDICTION and/or her BREAST FEEDING ….

I am not laughing at this video because she looks like a he…I am all for transgendered people…whether they pretend they are moms or not…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender they were born with…

I am laughing…because she deserves to fall…

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2015

10

Aug

Taylor Swift Model Walks with Fettywap of the Day

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There was a time, when rap and punk rock were a little anti-establishment. They rappers were pretty pumped on making money being anti-establishment, while really being part of the establishment, possibly funded by the establishment, and hired like a casting call by the establishment, to make stupid fucking money within the establishment…

But there was never any real crossover of genres…You would never see some hood rapper with a pop tart, under any and all circumstances, shit was kept separate…

But thanks to the internet, the idea of only being into one kind of music doesn’t exist, either does the idea of pop music, because everything is pop, or wants to be pop, and every one collaborates with everyone, becauase it makes for a good selfie, instead of there being underground, interesting things going on, everything is a fucking Taylor Swift music video…making her the leader of a generation, a terrifying thought…

And here she is with some dude who sings about “Trap Queens”…doing a model walk…shit makes no sense to me…but the youth have no idea, and everyone has become one massive, horrible high school class, who hang out together, and gossip about the popular girls together, where this girl is the popular one…

Everything is mainstream commercialized shit…and it’s the worst…

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2015

10

Aug

Nicki Minaj Creepy Fame Whoring of the Day

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A video posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Aug 9, 2015 at 9:15pm PDT

Nicki Minaj made some sort of attention seeking announcement at her last concert saying something like “Meek Mill is my Baby Father”…which could be her announcing her pregnancy, which justify her body, but wouldn’t explain why it has looked like that for the last 5 years of fame, is she an elephant and is this the gestation period….

More importantly, it doesn’t explain who this Meek Mill character is, and why do Drake and Nicki Minaj feel the need to do all this PR for the guy, who before two weeks ago, barely existed.

My theory is that he either has gay sex videos of Drake, or maybe they are all just BFFs who run train on Nicki Minaj, and one night after sex they all decided to bring him up, because he was feeling sad he couldn’t get as full an erection as drake when they were double penetrating Nicki’s asshole…

Now the real question is, why am I posting about this? Oh right…the below picture…what the fuck kind of barnyard antics is this…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Miranda Kerr and the Snapchat Dude of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is one of those models who dates “billionaires” not “millionaires”…because I guess she’s attracted to their good looks, social skills, and personality…you know…not their money…it’s just an absolute coincidence that her last two or three lovers have been billionaires…

That’s not to say that the Snapchat dude, who I think is 24 years old, isn’t a brilliant mind who created an app for people to sext, that on top of all the nudes he’s seen, and saved on his servers when they “dissolve into space”, has also become a billionaire a few times over…that’s not to say he’s not cool, or fun to be around, or manipulative, evil and gets what he wants…I mean he’s a fucking billionaire….his last girlfriend got the Snapchat logo tattooed on her, clearly he’s a winner…

That is to say that Miranda Kerr is a hooker. It’s the oldest profession.

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2015

10

Aug

Just a Classy Fight at Chuck E Cheese and Other Videos of the Day

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I Don’t Know Why She’s Naked…But She’s Naked

Fast Food Angel..

Drivers Save Ducks…

Gas VS House

Cop Saves Kid…

Patriotic Naked Trucker

Ram VS Dude Trying to Kill It…Who Probably Ended Up Killing It

Man Trying to Get Rid of Pet…Gets Followed By Pet…

Mom and Kid Run Over

Plane Crash of the Day

Just a Fight at a Chinese Restaurant

Dude Vandalizes a Porsche

Lady in a Green Dress Ejected from a Car…

Shitting Girl Burns Herself…

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2015

10

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I would be more famous, not that am any level of famous now, but would I be more famous if I went out and got arrested every weekend pulling stunts to try to proves a point and change the world…but then I remember it is more convenient to just sit on my couch and accept that we can’t make a difference…but we can make girls from our past uncomfortable by texting them 6 years after you last saw them with a good old fashion “i want to cum in you” and then rying to convince her it was accidental and you were trying to message you “wife”….it’s like interractive TV programming that rarely ends in me cumming inside anything but maybe my broken dreams…

Here are some morning days…

Huge Tits….are Fun to Stare At…
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Miley Cyrus Hates Taylor Swift…
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The Worst Couple Dance Ever..I hate these people…
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Khloe Kardashian’s Behind the Scenes…
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Vogue Williams Grabbing Her Tits…
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Some Famewhore with Massive Bolt On Tits Tits Tits…
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Nicki Minaj May Be Preggers
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Robot Tries to Escape Kids
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Taylor Swift Legs Doing a Model Walk with a Rapper…
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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