Lohan posted the above MEME to her instagram.
I know what you’re thinking. How could anyone not like Lohan, I mean she’s the single greatest thing to have happened the last 30 years. Sure her body of work is pretty low level, but her celebrity, mainly based on being made fun of by the unsupportive media, that seemed to want her delicate soul to fail, while her family that extorted her, her friends who used her to get seen in the paparazzi, and me, because I love her…just wanted her to succeed…
But I guess, Lohan, feels like she can’t please everyone, especially not me, because has ignored my formal requests for her herpes while she breasts feeds me….
And instead of letting that bring her down in some sort of fit of rage and self destruction with drugs….and sex with transgendered DJs…
She’s learned to accept it…I guess she’s growing as a person…but her tits…stay the same..thanks to being silicone…
That said – PageSix Reports – Lohan was raped and drugged…and ran around naked at a wedding in good old fashion Lohan….
Lindsay Lohan claimed she was “slipped a mickey” at the wedding…“Lindsay left the reception early,” said a source. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.” We hear “it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]” …“Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy. And while DJing one event with an “Eyes Wide Shut” theme, LiLo “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source…A report said Lohan claimed she had jewelry stolen at the nuptials.
Memories….
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