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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2015

Aug

Miley Cyrus Asks People About Miley of the Day

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Miley is a real joker…it’s hard to hate a puppet who isn’t a cunt about being a puppet, but rather is willing to make fun of herself for being a puppet, by going out there and making fun of herself in disguise…

Sure she’s not a singer song writer, who has positioned women as weak, broken hearted in need of a man pussies – like Taylor Swift…

Sure she doesn’t make as much Money as Taylor Swift…and is more of the polar opposite that I assume the record labels they are on set up as marketing…

One wholesome, friend with everyone puppet…VS the other lesbian, genderless, titty flasher…

Either way, the whole thing is dumb, but the video is solid…I guess it’s the only way these late night TV shows can stay relevant while no one watches TV….

Here she is wearing bunny ears…chewing Gum like a pile of trash

Here she is flashing

BONUS – Here’s Ali Wentworth Flashing like she was Miley…

I don’t know who Ali Wentworth is…

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2015

Aug

Bella Hadid’s Tits in GQ of the Day

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Bella Hadid is Gigi Hadid’s bratty sister….who whined her way into modeling because she didn’t like her sister getting all the attention…typical sister jealous of other sister dad that molests…it’s a common complex for girls to have and I guess not just in the trailer park, but also in the massive mansions with billionaire fathers…

You know that she’s the darker haired, bigger tits….that GQ picked up because why the fuck not, use whatever you can when it comes along…or because they were paid…or because Gigi said she’ll only work with them if they do a feature on her sister…it’s all nonsense…but here are her big tits, that should be a sex tape, because that’s the kind of issues I prefer “the other sister”…to have..

I’m talking to you Pippa.

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2015

Aug

Murderer Bryce Williams in a Weird Road Rage Incident and Other Videos of the Day

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Dali Lama’s a Joker

Dog VS Minion

Orangutan Wants To Eat Babies…

Just a Coiple Having Sex in Public

Naked Man VS Windows

Cameraman Takes Out Star Runner on a Segway

Robber with Knife Pushed Out

Killing a Sheep to Celebrate Plane Purchase

Man Outside Gym for Disrespecting Women…

Robber Uses TNT

Gym Idiot

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2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Here are some morning links…because it is morning….but not really…but I just woke up..because I spent my morning trying to convince one girl to have sex on cam, another girl to bake for me naked, because I love pie, another girl to demonstrate her new sex tape, all while trying to teach my dog to say “I love you”…then realized…internet addiction needs me to update a stupid site…

So here are the links….

Just Some Redhead Sluts
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BMX in NYC
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Emma Watson at an Event
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Missing Bieber Found Dead….Not Real Beiber…But it’s a Start…
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Ben Affleck Titties
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Ariana Grande’s Booty in Indo
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Rosie O’Donnell Gives her Kid Back
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Rosie Hungtington in Spandex
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Science Tricks Using Liquit
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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess people have been killing other people since the dawn of humanity, but only now are people able to film it like a first person shooter game, while it is televised, pretty meta….the new FUCKER her right in the pussy…the selfie within a selfie while being videoed with more death…

The reality is who fucking cares enough to kill anyone ever, what a waste of time, I mean call me crazy but no one is worth bothering with on that level and throwing your life away for, and no point is really worth making that way, or really anyway…just fucking drink, fuck hookers, jerk off to porn, eat cake every fucking meal til you die, who cares, but to kill someone is caring too much in a life that can be very very easy to live…even when you’re crazy…

That said, I am going to fucking drink, fuck hooker, and make my own porn, because jerking off is so pedestrian…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Booties…
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Porn Star Claims to Have had Rough Sex with Duggar
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Snooki Says – Her Husband Doens’t Need a Site to Cheat
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Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress
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Victoria Justice Shakes in a Skirt…
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Dismaland Commercial is Good.
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Royal Wedding of the Day
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Kirsten Dunst Legs
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Slut of the Day
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Amber Rose Has a New Wig…and Tits…
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Dog Havingthe Best National Dog Day
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56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs
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Corgi Pool Party
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Vanessa Hudgens in Black…
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Butt Over Back
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Rosie Huntington Legs…
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Duggar Checked Into Rehab
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Good Old Fashioned Rocket Malfunction
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SCUBA in Sand
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COurtney Stodden is Perfect
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Natalie La Rose in a Bikini Top
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Kendall Jenner Cameltoe
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Things That Aren’t Nerdy Anymore
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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Nicole Richie in a Dress
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Just a Girl with a Great Ass
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Hailey Baldwin Tight Jeans
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Bai Ling is Awesome
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Heavy Equipment of the Day
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Tila Tequila is a Phone Sex Operator
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33 Amazing and Terrifying Morning After Texts
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Alison Brie – Shitty Face
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More Female Teachers Fuck their Students.
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Girls into Sports…and Panties
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Sarah Hyland Nipples in a Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez in Tight Shorts
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Every Jason Statham Pumch Ever
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Some Naked Hipster Chick
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Just a Weird Couple Horsing Around
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Guess the ASs – Japanese Gameshow Weirdness
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Hot Chick Showing Hot Tits
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Greek Slut.. Selfies
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Working Out in a See Through Sports Bra
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Big Tits Smoke Weed Topless
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Drilldo of the Day
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Porn GIFs of the Day
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2015

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a substantially boring model…yes, she looks good, has an amazing body, but she’s lazy in her career…she doesn’t make noise, she doesn’t make moves, she just does these shoots with very little personality…looking like some kind of robot or sex doll which is something that may be hot to some of you who hate women and everything they have to say…but I like a bit of flavor..

I don’t care if her body is tight, tens of thousands of girls are tight bodied….

I do think this move to get naked in a popular men’s magazine in France, that might as well be Playboy and that has produced some great nude shoots of models, is a start…headed in the right direction in this tail end of her career because I am sure she’s trying to scramble to hold onto the fame she’s managed to get from Victoria’s Secret…and if it involves naked…that’s solid enough for me….maybe there is more to Candice than just some South African rich white person riding the wave…

These are just preview pics…the rest will happen probably in the next 24 hours…stay tuned..

As expected, even when naked, she’s dull…

Joan Small was there too – I don’t feel like doing another post for her – so here are some pics…

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2015

Aug

Kylie Jenner Weird Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

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Now that Kylie Jenner is 18 and her black rapper boyfriend who already has a kid has sang about penetrating her has the world lost interest in her? Can they see her for the puppet that she was bred to be, but more importantly can they see a 35 year old sugar baby looking face on a sloppy body, that may or may not be a tranny….

She’s not hot, she’s not exciting, she’s not interesting…yet they have her posing in bathing suits like she is, because I guess the “urban” market loves it..because they love anything rich, once wet, now brown, despite being white, thanks to the family being on giant identity crisis navigating to stay relevant and it is working..

I get it, when she’s under 18, illegal to fuck, she becomes more interesting in her slutty booty pics…but the day she turned 18, I am sure we can all agree all that deflated, she got sloppy, her face old and saggy and even these bathing suit pics, uninteresting and basic…

I’ll post them anyway….you know keep the momentum alive…but know I don’t think this garbage matters…

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2015

Aug

Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day

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Agnes Hedengard is a pretty hot model from who the fuck cares..she’s in her underwear…and she’s been not getting work because she’s too big…so she decided to make a viral video about the absurdity of it all, because her butt is too big…her ass is too big…and clients want nothing to do with her because she needs to be thinner…

Typical Fatty…complaining about everything, always being loud and annoying and whining…fucking fat people…

I don’t believer her….I call this a strategy to get noticed…to get work…and it worked…she’s translated the video into two languages – making excuses for not getting work she knows people will freak out over because it is ridiculous…you know generate a buzz, create an uprising, be the figurehead to stand out from all the other instagram models who think they are models….

She should probably become a plus sized model…because that’s what all the agencies that have spent 50 years telling skinny girls they are fat, are now celebrating because it is “In”….hypocrites..

Most interesting in all this is that Kate Upton is still not considered a plus sized model, despite being fatter than all plus sized model…it’s a shit industry, it’s not a real job, who cares…

Here are some of her instagram pics..being fat…

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2015

Aug

Selena Gomez Panty Selfie of the Day

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HEre’s a weird pic of Selena Gomez, looking likg Kylie Jenner, because I guess the hormones in the food are making these under 25 year olds look like they have crazy waist to hip ratios, that I guess are caused by waist training harnesses, and/or FACETUNE app…we’re onto you..but not the way I’d want to be onto her…this leopard print panty shit is exciting, especially to the girl in the background taking pics of Selena as she takes pics of herself in this self-aware, selfie obsessed, document everything so we don’t need to use our brain to remember….but I’m far more interested in the friend’s vantage point, I mean who cares about this view…and I still haven’t figured out how this isn’t Kylie Jenner…I guess take the lead from what people seem to be into and ride it like the puppet you are…

Next time, let’s aim for more crotch shot..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

Aug

Meadow Soprano’s Reminder She Still Exists of the Day

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Meaadow Soprano aka Jamie-Lynn Sigler, who I don’t think has done anything substantial since being Meadow Soprano, except maybe something on another HBO show because they felt bad for giving her her career peak early on, by putting her in a very massive show, and paying her too much to be in that show, in a part she couldn’t really carry or be compelling in, destroying her career by creating her career, because it is all downhill from here….

I believe is that she has the capabilities of being in low level shit that require not very memorable performances…well into her 40s…it doesn’t require much…and really all she needs to be interesting to people is tits, and clearly, she wants you to know she’s got a set of those..hotter now than ever…which makes no sense based on the timeline, but I guess we all like tits…so TITS!

Preach it Minister…

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