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2023

18

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Oh god, did I leave Padma’s thong ass as the top post on the site for like 24 hours because I gave up on the stepLINKS last night in order to watch SURVIVOR and I didn’t really feel compelled to revisit the site until about 4 minutes ago because you bring me nothing but burden, headaches and limit my true talents of being a professional tap dancer in the subway station who can’t tap dance…

You see all this time put into such a dumb thing that hasn’t brought me ANY opportunities, just hate from the people I love, like Lindsay Lohan 15 years ago….

So I punish YOU passive aggressively with PADMA THONG…

Anyway Pandma is not the only turd floating in the Indian Ocean, a lot of women seem to be getting outside, or sprayed down in their pod with chemicals, to give us all the TINELINE porn we need to remember that TANLINES are hot, sometimes trashy, sometimes just fit and healthy, sometimes just fat pasty bitches who went to the waterpark and their skin’s never seen the sun but always HIGHLIGHTING THE GOOD PARTS….NATURE’S HIGHLIGHTER!

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Posted in:Tanlines

2023

17

May

Padma’s Old Ass in a Thong of the Day

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I guess this is an outtage from the Padma Mango Lakishi or whatever the fuck that wallet fucking, billionaire cum guzzling pussy calls herself these days….

It’s another one of SI SWIM’s empowering, woke, look how inclusive, so brave to feature some shameless whore who literally got knocked up by a billionaire, while telling another billionaire she was dating at the time it was his kid, only for him to die of cancer and leave the kid his fortune, despite it being another billionaires kid that means she double downed on the billionaires, when one billionaire child support payment isn’t enough trick two billionaires to think it’s their kid, only to kill one off before the DNA results and after the WILL was updated.

I don’t know if any of that actually happened, or if my story is even accurate, or if I just made it up aimlessly based on a rumor I heard 30 years ago at Padma’s 50th birthday party…..

I just know that when the face turns to the camera, I SEE demons, which is what makes this GIF so fun, a thonged ass old lady, part of the destruction of SI Swim that also includes another 80 year old and a fucking TRANNY who isn’t even a TRAP, along with fat chicks and everything else but retards and midgets, showing her actual rich person DEMON face that allows her demon rich person sperm eating pussy to get that sperm and no one notices cuz of the thonged ASS …and her professional ability to snake charm…..

Posted in:Padma Lakshmi

2023

17

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world where they are normalizing extreme fat, it’s pushed me in the other direction of wanting to jerk off to the fittest bitches on earth, so long as they aren’t on testosterone or rocking a dick clit, this is the third time I’ve mentioned Dick Clits today, but who’s counting besides me…NO ONE…NO ONE IS COUNTING….

The fit girl is the one who can outrun, outlast, outplay and most importantly bounce on your micro dick made smaller in comparison to her big muscular ass…

I support fitness, health, wellness, not participating in it really, too much work, money effort, but the overall vibe is better than a greasy bitch, even if her fatness probably makes her pussy taste like cake from all the cake she’s been eating….

I want a bitch who can move furniture, not break furniture by sitting on it and not fitting…

So this is our fitness post to support fitness..

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2023

17

May

Mandy Rose is Kinda Nude of the Day

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Mandy Rose is the WWE Champion, which is pretty funny to say because it is all scripted, but then again, what sport isn’t scripted really, you fucking suckers….

It’s not to discredit her athleticism or ability to fuck hard…..because I know there’s a level to the sport that got CHYNA and her dick clit addicted to pain killers after the whole career as a wrestler.

What’s important is the lesson that she has taught the girls watching the WWE, which is that even if you’re a champion, the TOP of whatever you do, you’ll make more money selling nudes, so why bother continuing.

Mandy Rose decided that premium content was her calling after doing all she did in WWE, which got her released from her contract because WWE is good old fashioned family programming featuring stripper looking bitches who seem out of their element wrestling clothed. It’s a branding thing, I guess. All WWE bitches look like Florida strippers from decades ago, like the WWE has a type….

Anyway, this is a preview of her new lucrative career, I’m into it…but that’s just because I feel connected to weathered, tanned, strippers living their dream after being taken off course by SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT…

Posted in:Mandy Rose

2023

17

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Some people make their philanthropic life about ending hunger, whether that’s world hunger or just feeding poor people with food bank drives, or maybe it’s feeding the homeless who probably would prefer booze or drugs, which has been the case anytime I’ve offered homeless people food in exchange for sex….

My philanthropic journey involves feeding the hungry pussies of the world, unfortunately no pussies want to be fed by me, you know like the homeless who just want booze, so instead I am forced to do these pussy eating panty posts to SHOW the pussy out there how to FEED itself, since I can’t do it for them…..

TEACH A MAN TO FISH…..right….

The good news is that many women both online and in life seem pretty good at feeding their pussy their pants….just unfortunately, none ever show me the pussy throwing up after gorging like girl with an eating disorder.

WE CAN’T HAVE IT ALL….right….

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Posted in:Pussy Wedgie

2023

17

May

Kaili Thorne Heart Shaped Bikini Top of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s half sister, same father, but raised by her mother, because the dad was too busy being dead.

Since she wasn’t the mom’s biological daughter, we can safely assume she was the front line defence of any predators along the family’s pilgrimage from Florida to LA, where Bella ended up landing a Disney job, possibly at Kaili’s expense….we don’t know the details.

What we do know is that she went onto produce her own porn on her subscription site, I assume this picture isn’t from that, but I have seen her work and she’s got one of the meatier roast beef pussies around, not that I hate on big labia, they can be fun to play with, it’s nice when they aren’t distracting from the rest of her in a picture, because allows me to think, she’s got a not so bad body…

It’s amazing how a little covering the meaty pussy lips up can change your opinion of someone and I’m a guy into meaty pussy lips because pussy. It’s the dick clits and really the dicks being marketed as pussy that scare me!

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2023

17

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I typically find girls who produce weed smoking content, either clothed or nude pretty trashy, but that’s probably because I’ve had sex with crack whores and watching girls suck back on joints or pipes or bongs like it’s their lifeline, so into it that they produce content for it, brings back those SMELLS……which isn’t fair to these weed smoking girls just out here producing weed smoking content for the weed bros who are way too into weed to jerk off to.

It’s a weird fetish…but maybe people like getting high, maybe people only get fucked when high, maybe girls are easier when high, more laid back and malleable, maybe guys think a medicated bitch, like roofied bitch, but with weed not anything creepy, even though I don’t think you can really get that high, just gets the fired up.

I am probably a hater because I hate hippies, those COMMUNISTS and my memory of any weed activists in my life has been the annoying hippies with their head shop shirts…not hot chicks…but losers who thought weed made them cool when nothing could make them cool…so again…my own bias against a perfectly legal substance to level yourself up or numb yourself down…so why not make it a prop in JERK off content….because to weed people, each weed ingesting moment is CEREMONIAL…a ceremony best served NAKED.

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Posted in:Weed

2023

17

May

Whitney Cummings Spread Legged in the Pool of the Day

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I am not a fan of Whitney Cummings comedy, the only thing interesting about her is her last name really, or that she didn’t fully thought on comedy and stopped withe COME, because you can’t spell women comedy without COME, that should be a meme no one understands, right…..

But I’ll break it down to you….she’s had mainstream success, which means she’s rich but that doesn’t mean she’s good, funny, interesting, talented or interesting, it just means that she’s been able to convince some people that she is, and through marketing they’ve been able to convince the mass mainstream audience that she is, because the general population are morons and laugh only because of laugh tracks, not knowing what they are laughing at.

So in being an attention seeking whore comic, I’ll assume she sucked the right dicks in the comedy circuit, it worked, so let her remind all the girls out there with a dream that despite the METOO movement, sucking dick works, and if you WANT to do it, it’s not METOO and can still get you ahead, but in this era, you just have to be VERY convincing that you’ll never turn that BJ into a media opportunity down the road….

And in being an attention seeking cumming dumpster from the COME industry, since she’s a real player in the COME industry, they’ve even given her TV SHOWS people….REAL DEAL NETWORK TV shows…..

Spreading her legs is just part of the process….

Trash…

Posted in:Whitney Cummings

2023

17

May

Crotch Shot and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Bikini Babe VS Bail Bond Man

Wet Suit Reveal

Getting Dressed on Youtube

What’s her Favorite Position Quiz

Beach Workout

Ass Head….

PROPER Beach Walk

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

17

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know if I do this chubby chasing fat girl gone wild post because I resent you. dear reader.

You know, like one of my many content trolls that HUMOR me but that you aren’t quite aware of because no one pays that much attention to me.

The truth is that I know the lot of you are chubby chasing fat girl gone wild fetishists because of the whole tit and pussy thing, which is probably even negotiable at this stage in the trans game, because you just want love and you take what you can get, you low standard pervert.

It’s like why fetishize unrealistic hot chicks, when you can fetishize have dead whales….that thanks to your fetishizing of them, the media normalizing fatness, are also too unrealistic to imagine fucking you, so you resort to jerking off like you’re in the WALMART parking lot watching a fatty get her diabetes fuel….

But it’s still a troll to me…my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED THIS IS WHY…while SIMULTANEOUSLY being a JERK OFF TO FATTIES WHO WANT TO BE JERKED OFF TO….because ultimately, I may not like fat ladies, I may be married to one, but that doesn’t mean I hate that they produce self shot porn, that’s just another level of the amazing smut filled world we live in, anybody and everyone can be naked on the internet and it’s always something I’ll support….FREEDOM….even if it looks like it may die of a coronary, or EAT its way through the all you can eat buffet…they have a FREEDOM to be naked no matter how gross they are!

Plus premature death is cool, even if it comes slow and with a lot of annoyance, 20 years of waiting for the obesity to kill off my bitch so I can escape this hell and do fun things again….but instead I’m a fucking nurse….with the hope of a better tomorrow when the obesity, since it is unhealthy, takes her out!

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