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2023

21

Jun

Britney Spears Boat Underboob of the Day

It’s always impossible to know whether this video is of Britney Spears, her body double, an AR filter that looks like Britney Spears, or just AI….

Last I heard, the tabloids were saying she had a METH problem, to justify the crazy and to plant a seed for the impending overdose….even though the real Britney Spears is probably long dead, or institutionalized….

I’ll pretend that in her freedom, she’s doing some BITCHES on boat content that looks like it was shot in 2005 smart phone, humping the table in her bikini as bitches on boats do….even though she’s a TOP popstar and her content should just be better….MUST BE THE METH….

Whether she’s free in spirit or not or not, I’m sure it’d be expensive to pay to suck them Britney Underboob TITTY…at least for you normies, she’d let me do it for free….I’m an internet blogger you know, we get PREFERENTIAL treatment from popstars who have lost their fucking minds…I just need to penetrate her INNER circle, before PENETRATING her INNER CIRCLE….if you know what I mean….UNDERCOVER PER shit…

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2023

21

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world trying to make you a fat slop, too lazy to do anything, to estrogen filled from the birth control in the water, the hormones in the food, the fat in your gut, from eating all the junk foods made of chemicals while sitting indoors staring at a screen…..

It’s nice to see some bitches who workout…..because strong bitches are what we all need to get our lazy asses through it, or at least to get our lazy asses fucked, so that we don’t have to do any of the work due to fear of a coronary….

Working out bitches are the reason all you married men should join the gym, pretending that you’re trying to get fit to your wife, pretending to the gym staff that you’re trans woman and need to use the women’s lockerroom, so that you can jerk your trans pussy off in the shower as the fit bitches change after you watched those fit bitches work out…

I got all the good ideas…

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2023

21

Jun

Nikki Bella Nip Slip of the Day

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Nikki Bella is a highly famous Bella Twin WWE star, which means she’s been jerked off to by so many of the weirdest people in the world who like the WWE that olympic sized pools can be filled up with the nerdy, stunted, WWE fan boy seed and that’s a SWIM I do not want to take.

I don’t know if she’s an Only Fans whore like the other wrestlers, boxers, MMA fighters and chicks in combat sport….along with sugar babies, prostitutes, bottle service girls, waitresses, and nurses….who are in the sport of FINANCIAL domination….but she’s giving her nipple out for free in an accidental nip slip, always a fun moment captured on social media, because tits falling out of shirts is a better fetish than WWE tranny looking wrestler chicks that remind me of CHYNA’s dick clit…RIP Motherfucker…

They can’t all be Stacy Kiebler….but yeah, accidental nip slips….awesome!

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2023

21

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know about WEED…..it seems like something that weirdly medicated, mentally unstable, woke progressive libtards like to dabble in…and despite thinking WEED was acceptable for the longest time, since it was from nature and a solid medicinal approach to the world of over prescribed big pharma brain drugs….

I tend to think there’s a reason why governments are wanting to legalize weed and it’s probably nothing to do with money, or even with them thinking it will make the people complacent and NOT awake to their antics….but maybe to poison them through the sanctioned weed, or maybe they know something we don’t know….

Anyway, most weed smoking, weed themed, weed hustling girls aren’t all that hot for the most part, but some can be, since the aren’t all fat fucks….but the posting nudes with the weed like it’s a prop is always fun since NUDITY…but I don’t think weeds every got a girl out of her mind enough to suck my dick with vigor, so I stick to pushing METH on my dreamgirls, since eventually they’ll be down and out and need my saving…while weed’s just too safe.

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2023

21

Jun

Whitney Cummings Geriatric Pregnancy of the Day

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In shocking news that no one cares about, Whitney Cummings, the funny lady who I would argue is not funny and I am not even one of those sexist misogynists who doesn’t think women can be funny because I’ve known a lot of funny girls, but they just aren’t keen on getting on stage to humiliate themselves for attention, they get enough attention thanks to having tits that they don’t have shit to prove….

Anyway, the comedy store cum dumpster who you know was the pussy the comedy dudes fucked while it was still a groupie, before she became a huge overrated but well paid writer, producer, TV sitcom star and creator….which I don’t really shit on, since all sitcoms are shit, it might as well be one done by a shit comic people love….no difference…

She’s been doing the whole BOOMER on social media trying to fit in thing, which has been awkward with every titty post she puts out there, and things just got more awkward because she’s pregnant with what we’ll assume is a AUTISTIC BABY, or at least one with DOWNS SYNDROME, since her poisoned womb is far too old for this kind of behavior…

She’s at the stage in her pregnancy where she looks constipated from all the anal compacting her shit up inside her and it’s zero fucking hot, but totally disturbing..

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2023

21

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The drunkenstepfather version of Jimmy Buffet’s “It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere” is “It’s lunchtime for a pussy somewhere”….because these pussies, like a plus sized influencer trying to maintain her size to stay relevant because she’s getting somewhere with this fatness, or just a sad fat girl eating her feelings because she knows that no one will love her due to the fatness, these PUSSIES just keep on eating the shorts…

From my experience in the pussy eating short world, which goes back as long as I can remember because I remember the 80s track shorts jacked up in girls ass well as I remember the LUNCH LADY in the mom-jeans too small….and I’ve been documenting the experience ever since…..

The PUSSY EATING on the skinny chicks who likely don’t eat but their pussies sure do….definitely have crazier pussy wedgies than the fat chicks who have pussies buried in fat….because their inner thighs don’t get in the way of their still fat pussy lips….especially in this era of jacking the pants up inside themselves for style….

It’s a good time to be alive bros..

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2023

21

Jun

Dua Lipa’ Bikini Tit Grab of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Dua Lipa last night and laughed to myself….because she’s a top selling, probably one of the most famous popstars of the current era, which means she’s likely AI, but we’ll pretend she’s authentically talented, that she authentically grew her fanbase, that she didn’t have handlers holding her hand to the top, even though I highly doubt you become a top anything without eating some old guy asshole in a room full of other old guys eating asshole…on video….you know small club, you’re not part of it shit…

Anyway, the potentially human trafficked, now a mind controlled poptart who makes a lot of fucking money, produced these two pictures in some outdated hipster bathroom, wearing her bug and butterfly bikini, which is symbolism of mind control, black and white for duality, AS ABOVE SO BELOW, monarch programming, BUGS….anyway….just so you know….

The reason I find this funny, is how she’s posing all cheesy, dramatic, tugging at her bikini strap for some cleavage and vibe, and it’s all so lame, attention seeking and try hard, that you just have to jerk off to it out of sympathy….

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2023

21

Jun

Leni Klum’s Pimple Face of the Day

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Leni Klum has probably been the most interesting celebrity child paving her own way in the world with her giant fucking tits, assuming you consider paving her own way riding off her mom Heidi Klum’s back, making appearances on her mom’s TV show, or with her in lingerie campaigns to give dudes mom/daughter fetishes that they probably already had, but re-affirmed those fetishes, because not all moms are vile pigs, some are hot models like Heidi Klum.

You have to wonder if Heidi is trying to pass the torch to her girl, you know in a she’s done so much in the industry, allowing ease of entry for her girl, so that she doesn’t need to eat old man ass to make it, because momma did it first.

Or if Heidi is just using the hot tits that crawled out of her pussy to make her appear hotter for having hot tits that had crawled out of her pussy. You know, back to the mom fetish thing, if the mom poses next to the hot daughter, the mom appears hotter because your brain wants to fuck both the pussy it created and the source pussy at the same time, we are wired to be perverts….

Anyway, Leni posted some pimple face, hormonal acne, probably from her make-up and I figure at least one of you will have a pimple popping fetish, while the other one of you may have a smearing your cum on pimples as a high school remedy you used to use back when you had acne….both equally weird fetishes, but here’s somethin’ you can both fap to.

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2023

21

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I always feel like the Daily Mail is trolling me when they write titles like “Lizzo showing off her illustrious curves”….or People Magazine with their “Lizzo, looking fierce in her hottest pics yet”….because I know they don’t actually mean it, they’re just being sarcastic in a world of autists who don’t understand sarcasm so they run with it….

I’ve been very vocal about hot gross fatties are for the entire time I’ve been updating this site for no one to read….but figured a picture says 1000 words or some shit, where nothing like going through the evidence on how fatties are terrifying, especially now that they sexualize themselves because they are normalized and think they are genuinely hot due to the propaganda fo Daily Mail and Lizzo…..cuz fat aint’ good, it’s a close your eyes and jump on it like it’s bouncy castle when drunk and with limited options….or it’s a wife on disability you land because you know your rent will be covered and you don’t like doing business or being a HUSTLER….or BOSS….but it aint fucking hot…

So I stand by NO FAT CHICKS allowed, while celebrating these WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL and AMAZING curves that give me fucking nightmares…

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2023

20

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Mom Tits of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence, who is an overrated Harvey Weinstein creation, that I never quite understood the hype around when she was doing 2-3 movies a year, getting nominated for Oscars on the regular, while being some awkward and average at best looking girl, who basically played the same character in all her movies, like a Margot Robbie…

Then I met a guy in a bar who claimed to be an ex Talent agent for her agency, but who randomly ended up in Canada for some festival and was talking to me, and he just said that Hollywood needs these high profile people they pretend are good so that the general public buy into it and they can command higher pay for them, which increases the movie budgets, which gets the producers a higher dollar value on their 10 percent up front fee….it’s just a racket…the talent agent may have been lying to me, or a figment of my imagination, I was drunk.

When the J.Law nude leaks happened, which landed some poor bastard in jail, all for the benefit of the pervert fan boys of the internet, not for any financial crimes that made him rich and that left him with a million dollar off shore account to come back to when he is let out of the clink…..but yeah, when those happened, I did think her tits were great, a hidden talent, and probably what HARVEY literally SAW in her, when his mutated dick was cumming inside or ontop of her…

Anyway, she’s in a NEW MOVIE, where she fucks a virgin.

SHE BROUGHT OUT THE TITS, now sloppier mom tits and she’s even WALKING with them, a general faux-pas for sloppy mom tits, and the J.Law bros will be excited. SO CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM – CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM – CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM

I don’t bother posting that kind of movie nudity, only because lawsuits and such, but I’ll post the magazine article that could also lead to lawsuits and such and just LINK YOU OUT TO THE FULL FRONTAL CLIP

You see, photographers, even those paid by the magazines are litigious CUNTs too…so why go for the TITS when I can go for the sloppy cleavage in photoshoot….and just LINK TO THE TITS