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2023

19

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Body of the Day

When you look at Candice Swanepoel’s ripped old ass mom body in a bikini like she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model since that was her identity.

Not willing to accept that she’s been released from the only thing she’s ever known….so she launched her own bikini line and was like “I don’t need you, GIRL POWER”….or some shit….

She’s looking fit and ripped, I figure it’s from being of South African stock, where the weak and frail died from the elements or wildlife and only the strong and hot survived….creating a whole bunch of hot bitches…

But when I look at her ripped old ass mom body, I wonder how many slaves the family owned over the generations on their SOUTH AFRICAN FARM….

I hear it’s a racist place and you gotta wonder if that makes her hotter, or are you so outraged your nostalgic jerk off to her will be RAGE filled…..

I guess we’ll find out.

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2023

19

May

Megan Fox’s Monster Tits of the Day

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Megan Fox’s tits are both monstrous, but ALSO a monster’s tits, because this 50 year old hooker looks more tranny than most trannies.

I do not subscribe to the Megan Fox revival, I think the mom of 4 who I doubt actually had those kids based on the fact she was born with balls not uterus, I mean we all know Brian Austin Green is a poofter and that they may have tricked us into thinking she was his beard, like they tricked us into thinking she was the hottest shitty actress around, because we are easily manipulated, when really they were fucking trying to DOCK their cicumsized cocks, hoping their anal sex shit dick would solidify as a membrane they could use for said DOCKING.

The point of the story is there’s a rumor that Megan Fox is a man, her Adam’s apple makes me believe it, and she’s even called herself a tranny, because they ALL tell you the truth, it’s part of their santanic universal code of giving the information and letting people decide what to do with it, where most people say “she’s just joking, it’s just a joke”….where autistics and schizos are like “SHE SAID SHE WAS A TRANNY NO GIRL WOULD SAY THAT UNLESS THEY WERE A TRANNY”…

Even if she is a CHICK, she’s no longer getting periods at her age, but MORE importantly, she’s using the same procedures trannies use to make men into women, to make women look like instagram filters photoshopped and its’ GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS….which is pretty fucking gay…

Check out those tits that look like they are part of a silicon shape shifter costume…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2023

19

May

If You’re Wondering What’s Up With Sports Illustrated Swim Being Dog Shit – Here is Their Team to Explain It of the Day

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To See Their LAUNCH EVENT with ALL their bargain basement models CLICK HERE

Make Swimsuit Modelling Great Again…..Men Haven’t Changed….the whining cunts of twitter just started getting LISTENED TO…..

While you’re at it, make cyber bullying great again…..bullying builds character or removes the WEAK fucks through SUICIDE…

AND REVENGE PORN make IT great again too!

If you shot it, you deserve to be punished and extorted with it if you sent it to the WRONG motherfucker.

Wise up whore!

Posted in:SI Swimsuit

2023

19

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties aren’t just for the periods, the relationships and the fat old ladies out there who don’t fuck with anything sexy….

Full back panties are also for the lonely, die alone, never finding a partner, or wife, to make babies with and have a life because they have better options that you….so instead you’re forced to jerk off to the bikini panty…

It is the alienated against panty that was blacklisted for a few decades like a Japanese person in America during the World War…only to be let out and allowed to prosper as a subgroup of panty….

Here’s a bunch of them…

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2023

18

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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You gotta wonder at which point in the THONGS popularity, since it was the go-to underwear of choice for any self-respecting woman who didn’t mind having a Garrote cutting off the air supply to her cunt, all for the sake of being hot to random dudes who stare at them when they bend over and flash their thong…but yeah, how long into the success of the thong did it take the women to realize that if they bent the right way, they’d expose their full asshole, as you’d like in a sexy thong for those quick shits or more imoportantly, quick anal sessions….

I assume it was with the nude selfie trend, it was the let people see your asshole while being clothed, because we all have assholes, some more mangled than others but we don’t need to judge here..

Because a lot of girls out there seem pretty keen on showing their assholes behind their thongs!

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2023

18

May

Hilary Duff Posing with her Sex Toy of the Day

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Creepy Hilary Duff who is built like a cross fit tank ready to do her WOD, you know THRUSTERS OVER HER HEAD, like when she was fucking her trainer, which at the time was one of the many people she was fucking, because that’s what high testosterone does to a woman, it gives her a sex drive and babies with multiple men due to that sex drive….

In being an INTERNET CONTENT producer, the over-sharer decided to let you know she’s in the tub, unwinding, like a fucking enter level, introductory sext…..

If a girl was to send this to you out of nowhere, you’d know, things may get interesting, there may likely be SOME pussy shots involved…

But for DUFF, it’s just a gentle “look at me”….barely a tit, no CUNT…and all I’m left thinking is how I am SURE she’s fucked that travellers mug in her hand…there is no way a mom of three can’t handle that girth and there’s no way a perv like DUFF hasn’t not popped a squat on the fucking thing….

YOU CAN SEE THE DRIP MARKS!

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2023

18

May

Rowan Blanchard’s Racy Selfies of the Day

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I am not a fan of Rowan Blanchard, the Disney Kid who had to have some sort of rebirth, likely part of the satanic rituals they conduct in hollywood, or maybe just strategic marketing based on decades of experience transitioning disney kids into disney adults, not necessarily the kind of transitioning kids we hear about in the news all the time, but a similar kind of thing….

Because every disney kid ends up at around 18 years old posing half naked….whether it’s for hipster artsy Brooklyn style shoots like Rowan Blanchard, or TUMBLR shit like MILEY, or OnlyFans shit like Bella Thorne, it’s how they break out of being sexualized as little girls by perverts, into being sexualized as whores by other perverts….

So Rowan went to Brooklyn, became a bi-sexual artist who dresses half naked, in an attempt to be jerk off material, all while still being able to land roles, it’s interesting…barely…but something…

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2023

18

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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WHAT IS THAT SOUND?

TITTY DROPS….

Unfortunately, not INTO MY MOUTH..

But I’ll still watch the process unfold, because crafty titty flashing is fun to me, thanks to the TITTIES!

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2023

18

May

Camila Morrone Half Naked of the Day

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Camila Morrone is the child bride who I guess never actually married Leo DiCaprio, and probably never even fucked Leo DiCaprio, I heard he’s a little like Clooney and not so into the biological VAGINA owners, not even the young ones, if you know what I mean….

She is an aspiring or I guess you could say Actress since she has an IMDB….who was raised in the industry thanks to her mom being imported from Brazil or some fucking Guatemala type place to fuck celebrities like Al Pacino or DeNiro, they are pretty much interchangeable…before her daughter was passed onto their little boy toy Leo….as a prize or task to handle her or launch her career at a higher profile than “rando insta thot”…

I don’t know if her being with Leo really helped since no one who matters gives a shit about has been bloated celebs….if anything she didn’t do her big tits a favor in their prime years of being used to gain audience….BUT then again, she gets to strip down for things like CR BOOK, or other publications becasue she’s officially ONE OF THEM….instead of thirstily trying to be them…some STUCK in the desert GIVE ME WATER ….I AM DIABETIC and always pissing THIRST LEVEL trying to be them….so maybe the Leo CUM is the answer…

You can see the whole shoot HERE ….I only post some below because PHOTOGRAPHERS are scumbags who sue me, EVEN THOUGH I AM HELPING THEM WITH THEIR MARKETING!

Either way, here’s some FASHION baby…

Posted in:Camila Morrone

2023

18

May

Etam 2023 Beach Fashion Show of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, jerking off to fashion magazines, swimsuit magazines, or catalogs is definitely a thing of the past, becasue porn wasn’t available to everyone on some EMF emitting device kept next to their balls, in efforts to lower their fertility and testosterone….

So fashion mags and swimsuit mags were a place you’d get half nakedness and if you were lucky, some nipples.

I remember there was a fashion show in Canada on one of the free to air networks, and on more than one occassion, I’d jerk off to the runway shows in anticipation for the nip and there would be nip.

So fashion shows have a place in my pervert heart and mind, ands seeing this ETAM fashion show for their summer collection speaks to that, mainly because of all the half naked bitches walking around uncensored or photoshopped even if some should be:

To See Some Pics of Frida Aasen on the Runway CLICK HERE

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