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2023

15

May

Kate Bosworth Posts Butt Covered in Sand Picture of the Day

There was a viral story that came out last week, which I didn’t bother posting because I have written Kate Bosworth off since realizing she was fucking Justin Long….they’re now married and expecting three babies via surrogate I imagine….

Basically, ROXY put together a BLUE CRUSH inspired revival collection of the early 2000s and they cast BLUE CRUSE star Kate Bosworth who I don’t even remember finding hot in that movie, because I don’t even know whether I’ve seen the movie or not, which is so weird since I’m a surf girl pervert….right….

She’s just been a tall, skinny blonde chick who deserved a better career and now who deserves a better cock, that may actually be a magical cock, not that I want to think about Justin Long’s cock, but the fact that he exists must be due to something, like being gay for pay or fucking old rich lady decision makers who inherited their husband’s film studios, I don’t get it….

The good news is that Kate Bosworth posted a close up picture of her now middle-aged but still hot ass…

The bad news is that Justin Long was quick to hop in the comments and make it about him, reminding us that he fucks her, and ruining Kate Bosworth for any sensible man out there…

For the record, I am not a nerd weirdo who gets mad at these women when they get boyfriends or get mad at the boyfriends for getting the girls, there are just a few things a woman can insert in themselves that make me question them on the whole….HOLE…and JUSTIN LONG is one of those things.

His comment read (note pic #2 is the ass shot).

I wish you’d given me credit for painstakingly applying each grain of sand to pic #2

My initial thoughts were…I wish he died on set of the first Mac Guy / Windows Guy commercial so that we didn’t have to experience what has become of him.

Then I realized that we just want happiness for Kate Bosworth and her great middle aged ass and if Justin Long brings it, maybe he could stay off her comments, her feed and act like he doesn’t exist so that we can block out the trauma it has caused…..

No….I still wish he died on set of the first Mac Guy / Windows guy commercial….

Here are her tits in a movie to make this better…

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2023

15

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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With all the SCRUBS erotica, you have to wonder just how right you were when you assumed that nurses went into the 3 year nursing school in order to be the hottest scrub wearing bitch on the hospital floor, so that at least one 60 year old doctor who was unhappy in his boring marriage to his wife who helped him through medical school so he’s felt compelled to stick with her, before realizing his own mortality coupled with his pile money, in a “maybe it’s time to start living” and the first step to living is fucking the hot stripper looking nurse in scrubs on that late shift…

It makes you wonder just how many of these doctors and nurses are actually fucking in their downtime at the Hospital…between their high stress surgeries, and how badly the girl wants to get knocked up from the experience to solidify her nursing school investment….

There’s just a lot of NURSES doing SCRUB erotica that makes me wonder how many more porn scenes go down on the job without being documented or uploaded to social media, porn sites, or ONLYFANS…

IT almost makes you want to go to Med School to be that 60 year old these bitches want to fuck out of their existing marriages…..

Here’s some medical workers while I look up pre-requisites to becoming a doctor….or at least ways to pretend I am a doctor to scam the pussy looking for doctor cock because it comes with doctor WALLET…

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

15

May

Irina Shayk Bikini Models of the Day

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Irina Shayk’s in this bikini photoshoot that I am going to assume is recent because why the fuck wouldn’t it be. In an era of constant stream of smut there’s no going back in time to reflect on smut that once was. This is not a Dickens novel on SMUT where the GHOST of SMUT past comes to haunt us and show us what our life was, to ground us….

That’s for old pics of nudes from various women who have sent us nudes over the decades, or if we’re lucky, that we’ve taken during the years we had sex, because it’s nostalgia we can relive, it was OUR life experience..

Not for the people of the internet who we don’t know, who we never fucked and who make lucrative livings being hot and half naked, at least not while they are still marketable as hot chicks, for the now old, rotten or dead, you can jerk off to the archive…

Irina’s still go it and is categorized as one of the ones who need to keep the steady stream coming like a diabetic who drank a big gulp and forgot his meds…and this is it that she’s got..

It’s good enough for rich guy’s to knock-up, because it’s top tier, so it’s good enough for us to stare at for a minute or two, you know for Mother’s Day and a reminder that NOT all mother’s rot, especially when they are Russian spies who rely on their looks for intel….

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2023

15

May

Pussy Flossing of the Day

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Here’s one of the more interesting videos I’ve seen today. I am not sure how old it is, where it is from, but I appreciate seeing a woman take oral hygiene so seriously that she applies it to her vagina dentata….

Just sliding the crotch of that outfit in out out of her like she’s trying to saw through herself, reaching all the hard to reach places, in what is clearly the Dance Move that Needs to be the Dance Move of the Summer…

Hot pussy trying to start a fire like you’re on Survivor SUMMER.

Posted in:Videos

2023

15

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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For those of you with a Mother, it’s was Mother’s Day….for those of you who have a dead mother, it was Monsters day, only because your mom’s current state if dug up would be that of a monster, it’s nothing personal, we’re all in the same boat, us dead mom society motherfuckers…..

That doesn’t mean you have to miss out on all the Mother’s Day fun, seeing moms and their kids in the park, on patios at restaurants, walking around after brunch, all carrying their flowers and candies and whatever the fuck else moms get for Mother’s Day….

The truth is you can pretend anyone is your mom, more importantly, you can make some forgotten moms remember the glory days of being a mom, by breast feeding once moms in the old folks home for old times….ideally when they aren’t your mom, but in these modern times, who am I to judge…just don’t let the Old Folks home workers know she’s not your actual mom, because they cant’ reprimand families for being close, for breast feeding men in their 50s, who are THEY to judge when breast feeding should end, you see some of those moms breast feeding their near teen kids because they are overbearing…but they can judge pervert strangers sucking old lady…so play the part….next year since Mother’s Day is over freaks…

Here some Lactation to inspire….

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2023

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t do the links this week because I had a broken computer and no back-up computer because we aren’t that kind of website with resources and shit….

I did really like life substantially better without doing the links and it will likely be the future of this site….because at a certain point you gotta just give up on the things you hate that don’t do much for you….no LINKS is AMAZING…..REAL LIVING bro.

I will say that the highlight of the week, at least one of them, was being outside trying to understand the average idiot, because it’s actually hard to understand them, like this one bitch who was in a COVID make while wearing bike shorts, the mask era is done, the CDC and WHO has ended it, they’ve debunked masks even working, yet here is a bitch so committed to the cause that she’s so scared of the air outdoors, she covers up….but not too scared to show me the topical relief map of her pussy through her pants…

Which makes me think, she’s probably just an ugly chick who has a mangled face that distracts from her hot pant-eating pussy….

All she’s ever wanted was to focus the attention from her mangled face to her mangled pussy…..

Because she’s just so ugly that the pussy doesn’t get the love it deserves….and wearing a mask like an asshole is a small price to pay to get people looking where she wants them to look, because it’s better than letting them know she’s a monster….retard over monster…..in this era of vapid slutism….

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Kate Bosworth Still Hot in Bikinis for Roxy
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Janelle Monae Launches New Video with a Nude, Lesbian, Video on Youtube
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Liz Olsen Nude in Love & Death Episode 5
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Malika Haqq See Through
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Overly Attached Girlfriend Memes
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Miley Cyrus Brings the Thirst Trap
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Lap Dance at the Phillies Game
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Rent Sarah Jessica Parker’s House
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Morgan Saylor Topless in Spoonful of Sugar
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Emma Kotos Braless and Tight Shirt
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Sabrina Carpenter’s Wardrobe Fail
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Jordana Brester Nude in a Movie
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Livvy Dunne Hot at the ACM Awards
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A Day at the Eraser Factory
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Candice Swanepoel’s See Through in a Mesh Dress
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Dog Fetching Dream Comes True
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Jemele Hill – Sports Reporter – in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner’s Thong Bikini in the Bahamas
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Madisyn Shipman Pokies
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Coaches Girl Veronica Bielik in a One Piece
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Carmella Rose Braless
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Jenna Ortega Confirmed for Beetlejuice 2
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Shay Mitchell and Hailey Bieber in the Bathroom
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Sahara Ray is Oiled Up
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Paige Spiranac Brings a Golf Upskirt
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Bear Scratching Up Against a Tree Stump
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Rihanna is Pregnant in a Bra
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Chantel Jeffries Tennis is a Short Skirt
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Shannen Michaela is the Record Holder for Most Accurate Foot Archer
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Noah Cyrus Sheer Dress
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Taylor Swift has a New Boy Toy
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Hailey Bailey is Busty
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Rihanna Throwback Lingerie Shoot
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Vanessa Morgan Drops a Swim Collection
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Powerlifter Pretends to be an Old Man
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McDonald’s in the 1990s
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Morgan Saylor Topless in Spoonful of Sugar
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Emma Kotos Braless and Tight Shirt
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Miranda Kerr Gets Glam
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Malu Trevejo the Belly Dancer
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One of the Island Boys was Arrested
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Mealworms Eat and Digest Plastic
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Clean Freak Influencer Finds a Cockroach in her Tea Kettle
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Sommer Ray’s Booty at the Races
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LSU Star Angel Reese Does SI Swim
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Dolph Lundgren on Cancer
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Cat Melts into Small Containers
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What Gallium Does to Cans
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Heidi Klum Bikinis in the Backyard
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Kendall Jenner’s Kameltoe
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Chrissy Teigen Denies Being Born a Man
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Closeup of a Tornado
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Lonely Parrots Connect via Technology
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WD-40 Uses You Didn’t Know
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Liz Olsen Eats a Bunch of Burgers
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Paige Spiranac Tests Drivers
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Katie Sigmond’s Ass on the Glass
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Rita Ora in Glamour Mag
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Olivia Ponton Bikinis for the Magazines
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Some Anna Cathcart Chick in a Magazine
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Inde Navarette in a Photoshoot
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Hayden Panettiere in a Photoshoot
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Taylor Swift in Concert Pantsless
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Olivia Wilde Leaving the Gym in a Bra Top
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Zoey Deutch on the Streets
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Rita Ora Performs
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X-Tina Aguilera in Concert
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Jennifer Lawrence in Jeans – Spotted
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Margot Robbie’s Bikini Top at an Event
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Olivia Culpo at Some Beyond Yoga Event
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Jemima Kirke in a Tight Top
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Kate Beckinsale Big Cleavage
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Iris Apatow at Some Event
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Pregnant Josephine Skriver at an Event
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Camille Kostek at a Movie Premiere in a Suit
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Dove Cameron Creepy at an Event
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Natalie Portman in a Photoshoot
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Mariah Carey Thighs
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Hot Topless Shopping
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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6 Levels of Cringe
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Ella Petite is the Reddit Amateur Babe
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When Life Gives you Lemons – Fuck Em
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Bitches be Crazy
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Your Sugger Baby – the Reddit Naked Amateur
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Big Titty Biker Flashes
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Shower in the Dildo or Dildo in the Shower Time
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Sasquatchisms
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Distracted Driver
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Naked Skipping
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Toy on the Floor
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Taco Tuesday
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Acts of Depraved Humans…..
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Artsy Nudes
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Hottie is Painting Topless
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Naked Taki Tsunami
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Fishnet Toy Ride
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Stuck on the Dick
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What’s Up Japan?
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Busty Model named Sariixo Nude
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Three Fingers in the Ass
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Phat Ass Ginger
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Baby Got Back
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Keeping the Freshness in
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Housewife in the Kitchen
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Panties to the Side Dildo
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Monster Tits Touching Herself
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THE SOUNDS OF LOVE
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Getting Dressed on the Beach
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Skinny Dude Fucks Latina
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2023

12

May

Rita Ora Bra of the Day

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Rita Ora Bra is wearing the same bra as Maddie Ziegler it’s a conspiracy….

The other conspiracy is that Rita Ora’s not showing us her tits, which she’s already shown in her rise up as host body to great tits that landed a record deal despite never quite making it….and I find the offensive.

I guess she feels like she’s officially made it since bagging an actual Hollywood celebrity, but I feel she’s been fucking the higher tier people at all the celebrity filled parties she was invited to for her tits….but what do I know…other than she’s in a bra that other people are also wearing because I guess that’s MARKETING bro….and so is having great tits…MARKETING.

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2023

12

May

Mindy Kaling is a Bikini Model of the Day

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If you don’t think the apocalypse is upon us…

If you don’t believe that they are coming to get us….

If you’ve blocked out the whole lockdown and COVID insanity…and think that it was just in our best interest.

If you believe Elon Musk is the bastion of free speech and not some compromised puppet trying to ruin your life…

If you really don’t think the end is near, that society has fallen, that we are in need of going off grid to save our species from the weirdness going on…

Then these swim pics of Mindy Kaling may WAKE you up and OPEN your eyes, because in no sane, normal, planet would a 40 year old writer troll be a bikini model….

This is clearly part of the alien takeover that has been upon us for the last few years….

Bro…what in the bobble head is this shit…..you can argue that she looks good for Mindy Kaling, like she’s been working out or some shit, but that doesn’t mean she looks good or is worthy of being a bikini model like some sort of comedy bit she’s written at Harvard….before taking over Hollywood with her shitty shows all those years ago…and if you need a reference to how HOT or SEXY or RACY or JERK-OFFABLE she is, this is my FIRST Kaling post after running this site ALL the years she’s existed in Hollywood, and I post some UGLY bitches on here, we call them LOOKIN’ GOOD SWEETHEARTS…..yet only NOW does Kaling get a post….

Something is up and it is terrible.

The end is near…they are ABUSING us…..I DO NOT CONSENT!

Posted in:Mindy Kaling

2023

12

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I am pretty repetitive when it comes to writing the same post to different pictures over the last 3 years….what can you say about On/Offs other than that they are hot, because seeing a bitch in clothes, should lead any red-blooded man into wanting to see a bitch naked, and these ladies go and do that work for us, knowing that we have no chance of seeing them clothed and unclothed without them actually putting all that together as a creative content piece for the internet….

So yeah, I’m a dude…when I see chicks in shirts, I’m like cool shirt, I dare you to take it off…..and when I see chicks in pants, I’m like nice pants, I dare you to take them off, and when I see chicks in underwear, I’m like nice underwear, I dare you to show me your asshole, or when I see them in their bikinis, I’m like, I dare you to pull your tits out…..or I’ll be more craft and make them feel like they have to prove that the shirt, the pants, the bikini and the panties aren’t the reason they look good….so that they come to their own conclusion is stripping down to prove they are hot and NOT some product of fashion design technology…..

So the On/Offs….pretty cool concept…let’s make this mandatory for all women…in this impending digital ID, Neurolink, END OF TIMES, owned by the AI, dystopia we’re getting into!

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2023

12

May

Maddie Ziegler Bra of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is a child reality star, you know because her parents wanted to world of perverts to watch her dance on primetime TV, something you know probably appealed to the WORST kind of people….only to open other doors for her, like being SIA’s go-to dancer in a series of her music videos she was too young to be running around in a tight outfit in, because you know that probably appealed to the WORSTE kind of people….

So now that she’s all growed up, after being sexualized by the worst kind of people for most of her life, she’s been over exposed, fully exposed, and wearing a bra on the internet for the fans seems normal..or at least just a good extension to all she’s done in the past as she turns to the future where social media clickbait determines your worth, so clickbait wisely to get those jobs Elle Fanning didn’t get for not having enough IG followers….

This is hardly hardcore enough for the now an actress, but it’s still a chick in a bra for attention on social media, which is still something.