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2023

12

May

Stefania Ferrario Bush of the Day

This girl is some activist who positions herself as a plus sized model, with a name like FERRARIO ROCHER, the hazelnut kings of the WORLD and owners of NUTELLA, she’s likely from EUROPE where they consider this size plus sized….you know after a lifetime of dipping into the family supply of chocolate nutty spread goodness….

In America, this is what FAT chicks wished they looked like, if they aren’t too propagandized and manipulated into thinking FAT is wonderful…

In America, this is what dudes forced to fuck fat chicks, which is most of you, if you can even get a chick, wish fat chicks looked like…..

I mean the WALMART brand monstrously obese girls who dress in internet stripper gear are about 4 times the size of this model……

So from an American perspective, her fat-baiting, or being in FAT-FACE to have an angel or to get ahead is hard to buy into.

Sure, she’s chubby or thick, but in a proportionate way, she’s not in a wheel chair, mobility cart, missing her feet, with scars all over her body from her legs rubbing together, or her belly being stretched halfway to the floor….

She’s not getting cast to be in some 1000 pound sister show, or my 500 pound life, she’s probably not even 160 pounds….which is really WHAT I appreciate about her, MAKE fat this size again…..WE NEED IT for the health of the world….

I also like the bush, since I’ve been a bush endorser forever, half this site from the day I started is about my love for bush and all the reasons why bush is great, so now that the trends have circled my way, I’m glad to be staring at bush……her tits round and proportionate….overall….she’s almost appealing for a fatty who eats too much NUTELLA….

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2023

12

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are not just for Mexican Goth cross-dressers on their way to the Goth Rave, or really to school, because Mexican Goths wear fishnets every day….

Fishnets are for chicks who like feeling sexy, racy all with the help of some drug store lingerie, since not everyone has the budgets for the high concept, luxury brand, stylized fishnets those rich sugar babies wear….plus we’re just trying to rip a hole in them to fuck, or just stretching out one of the mesh holes to put our micro-dick in anyway, so why bother spending the big bucks on something we want to soil…

The point is, fishnets, in all their skin protruding out of the mesh excitement, that leaves it’s mark on asses fat enough, are a classic in girls dabbling in being slutty and exciting, which makes them TIMELESS classics so here’s some fishnets…

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2023

12

May

Kylie Jenner Cleavage in a See Through Dress of the Day

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The ethnically ambiguous, even species ambiguous, because I can’t be too sure this is an actual human, or if it can be classified human, when it looks more like a medical spa experiment gone so wrong, where the bulk of her weight is artificial or made in a lab, but just not carcinogenic enough, it’s like we have to wait out what could be years for the chemicals in her bloodstream to take her out and do the world a favor because young girls don’t need trash like this as their idols or inspiration…..

The vapidness, the shamelessness, the ego, the mutation of the female form, are all terrible fucking things to have normalized for the youth…demonic, vile, monstrous, disgusting…..and that’s just her looks….there’s a whole opportunist, money grubbing, become a billionaire at all costs that are also part of what she represents that are just as irresponsible and damaging…so when it ends, society can rejoice…but until then, I’ll look at her big mom tits, it’s not like I got better things to do.

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2023

12

May

Chantel Jeffries Cameltoe of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is promoting what I assume is make-up for her weird as fuck face injected face that was probably not in need of as many injections to turn her into a living and breathing instagram filter, like the poster-boy or mascot for instagram filters, so that when she shows up to events she looks like her lies….

At first glance I thought she was promoting a small little sex toy that she puts in her asshole that many many many high profile people have probably been up inside, she’s dated a lot of high profile people, one could say, she’s been passed around!

The truth is, her dildos are probably far bigger, but the whole reason I am even thinking about her pussy, is like most girls walking the mean streets of life in their leggings, she’s got her topical relief map of her pussy visible for all to see, all lips eating the pant seam, all day.

But, I think about dildos in pussy regardless of cameltoes, it’s not a skill or a talent, but it’s something.

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2023

12

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It may not be my time to shine, it’s quite possible that I am unmarketable while being un-remarkable and the peak of the site happened 10 years ago when 4 million people were showing up every month because instagram didn’t kill the blog star, or because I was getting linked on bigger sites who were scared of being sued for posting the leaked nudes that I posted, either way…..I’ve either shined as much as I’ll ever shine….because even when the market turns to degeneracy, the degenerate from the early internet days is not the hero who broke the ground, but rather the idiot who couldn’t get GOOGLE ADS due to discrimination….

This wasn’t meant to be about me feeling sorry for myself like some kind of whining victim bitch who regrets the sex she had so decides she was raped for the sake of coming out of this a hero, I don’t give a fuck about shining….otherwise I’d be on instagram saying “hey guys” with every retard thought I have, I was just trying to say This isn’t my time to shine, but it’ she FULL BACK PANTY’s time to shine, because after being discriminated against, left on the tree to hang like an unwanted member of society, forgotten and thrown out, filling dumpsters like crackwhore bodies, forgotten by all, treated shamefully by all…..girls have circled back to them and are posting consistent panty pics with them and I like panties, even nostalgic ones resurfacing!

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2023

12

May

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Not all braless girls are feminists, at least not the kind of feminist that makes you want to throw up when you look at her as she pushes the man-hating agenda that you know is made up by other miserable women as a way to feel better about themselves or have an excuse for their misgivings and misfortunes….

Those feminists are the anti-marriage, miserable, outraged, first to call anything and everything misogynistic and anti-woman, except the trans agenda, which is actually, literally anti-women….as they market tampons through some CAA clown they created to speak to the demographic despite having a dick, while actual real women are bleeding out and an in ovulation pains from the process of being able to create a fucking life in them….

So I don’t think these girls are feminists, or being braless is feminist, being blue haired, fat, unhealthy, malnourished, filled with cat borne parasites, sure….but braless, naw, that’s for hot chicks showing off tit.

For the record, I saw a braless girl walking the streets in a white t-shirt yesterday, full nipple out, full tit exposed while clothed and it was pretty legendary….

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2023

12

May

Elliott Page Flashes His Tits like a Little Slut of the Day

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Canada may be a pretty gay place where they put gay flags on their passport because that’s just how gay it is, but it’s also a place where you can get arrested for hate speech, in order to support everyone in their life choices to live how they want to live, without being allowed to have an opinion on it, without calling it out for being fucking weird or satanic, or whatever you hate about the trans movement.

Personally, I don’t care what people do, how they identify, how they want to live, I just don’t like being forced or told to think a certain way and I don’t like creepy teachers confusing kids, I also really enjoy biological women, so calling a non biological woman who decided to cosplay as a woman, or live their life as a woman, a woman feels off to me, but if they want to live that life, walk through life in that skirt, good for them…who gives I shit…

I do like that Elliott Page, who I never found hot, is flashing his TITS on the internet, just a straight up, almost aggressive topless pic that we can all hope his co-stars from all the movies he’s been in follow suit on.

ALL titties, even amputated titties, like Angelina Jolie Titties are titties all stare at!

He wrote:

Dysphoria used to be especially rife in the summer. No layers, just a T-shirt – or layers and oh so sweaty – constantly looking down, readjusting my oversized T. It feels so f’ing good soaking in the sun now, I never thought I could experience this, the joy I feel in my body. I am so grateful for what gender affirming care has allowed me and I look forward to sharing more of my journey soon. #transjoy

EMPOWERING…

Now show us how you fist your dick looking for your prostate BRO.

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2023

11

May

Alex Daddario’s Tight Shirt of the Day

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Alex Daddario is a pretty old celebrity with a big set of tits, which overrides the whole being pretty old thing, tits have legs and those legs in this case happen to be Alex Daddario.

She went viral for being cast as the big tits in True Detective and her rich kid life has since been blessed with continuous work, because people like tits, or Hollywood only invests in people they know will get them views, since views mean money and those people aren’t out to be experimental, or to be creative, or interesting, or daring, or artists, they’re there for the profit and the pussy.

Anyway, she’s in a tight shirt, you can basically see the imprint of a full tit, like if she was to cast her tits like pornstars cast their pussy for their fleshlights, and the whole thing is not very exciting, but that could just be because her eyes terrify me.

You know that her eyes are what she gets complimented on the most, because people are referring to her tits, but can’t be so obvious with it “you have amazing eyes”….but besides the whole big tits are all that matter thing…the brunette with light eyes thing is some sort of fetish due to their reptilian blood exciting the normies…so you know she thinks she’s special…but I feel like a serpent is trying to eat my soul….so I’ll just focus on the good parts….THE TITS.

I am but a simple man, with simple needs.

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2023

11

May

1989 Throwback Monica Bellucci Tit of the Day

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Monica Bellucci is the kind of girl your Italian barber in his 70s fucking loves, you know with the pin-up picture of her to remind him of the OLD COUNTRY he left to cut hair in America, better than being a bricklayer I guess.

She’s typically praised for being the iconic set of Italian tits, you know the reference point when you meet some DAGO GUINEA WOP in the Italian grocery store eating pasta with her big saggers, you say “those EYETALLIONS know how to tit”.

These are of her at 25 years old, that’s before she was in a relationship with TIM BURTON and clearly before her tits really grew into themselves, if anything the tits look very 1980s and there’s something special about that….mainly because it took a certain kind of opportunist to become a TITTY model, even in EUROPE where this is considered wearing a bathing suit….

All this to say, Italy is wonderful and so are their tits, even in the 80s.

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2023

11

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong is a pretty important panty style at least in my life.

The thong has taught me some pretty interesting lessons over the two and a half decades that they’ve been penetrating the mainstream….

Those lessons are really just one lesson and that is that women will do anything for the sake of fitting in with other women, appeasing other women while thinking they are appeasing men, trying to be sexy and attractive, and not being their own independent thinker.

The THONG, at least according to any woman who has been in a relationship long enough to be honest about the THONG while committing to either no underwear or BIKINI FULL BACK PERIOD PANTIES, is something chicks say are abusive, uncomfortable, that dig into their assholes while not covering their assholes, making you wonder why the fuck wear a panty if it doesn’t do the one job it has of catching the drips…..

So women will abuse themselves all day by wearing uncomfortable underwear, not because they want to, but because they think that’s their duty, and that kind of hive mind thinking is important, at least when it comes to slutty, so KEEP IT UP.

The THONG is a hell of a panty….YOU CAN SEE THE ASSHOLE peeking out from it and THAT is important because the ASSHOLE is an important orifice in this genderless time!

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