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2015

Jul

Ashley Smith Big Tits Dirty Feet of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a Texan who went up to NYC to become a model, where she did a few nude shoots before locking in a contract with TRUMP, your future president’s agency that I guess is more his recruiting for sex, while making money off it because he’s a capitalist program that feeds his narcissism…

She did a bunch of hipster shit, and probably a bunch of hipster dude, and her gap tooth had a moment of glory where it was trendy, all while rocking a huge set of tits…

Well, she still exists, now on more of the mainstream kick, as you can tell by this polaroid of her naked enough with dirty feet…it’s “Art” not “smut”…edgy and interesting enough for Sports Illustrated to cast her…so whatever…

There was a time I used to interract with her on instagram, but then she went “viral”…and ignores me, so we can hate her, but we can’t hate her tits…and by we I mean me, I just like seeming more substantial than the bottom feeding troll I am ….

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2015

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day

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Like the rest of you, I get distracted by Emily Ratajkowski’s tits…even if I normally refer to her as “The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video”…and in getting distracted by her tits…that I am 98% sure are fake…because I saw a video of her in a car and the entire tit shook like it was one cohesive unit, rather than the jiggle of natural fat cells like natural tits…but still fantastic tits regardless of how much they cost…

I like calling her out as a talentless set of tits, because she is a talentless set of tits, and I am amazed she’s been able to take her instagram modeling so mainstream, like into movies….all because the film industry is scrambling and the sites picked up on her and they just assumed that this is what we want…

But sometimes, I get side tracked and think – “she is actually really not that bad to look at, that body alone is amazing”…you know…despite being aware of the lie that is her…I still get hazy and unclear…

But to solve that issue and to see clairity for what it is, I’ve cropped her face at events just to show how clown-like, cartoony, definitely filled it is…

Because without her tits, when she’s just a floating head…she’s really average at best, if not even weird looking..but I’d still let her sit on my face, and not in hopes of tasting Ben Affleck residue, but beccase she’s hot enough for me – even if overrated in the grand scene of things…but then again, I’ve had sex with rotting meats maybe hot enough for me – means nothing.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS INCLUDING HER BODY CLICK HERE

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2015

Jul

Miley Cyrus Demonstrates Lesbianism of the Day

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It is safe to assume that Miley Cyrus has spent hours upon hours studying tumblr in efforts of creating her hipster identity…back when she was putting together her last tour…”This is what the kids like” mood boards at meetings where she’d say “Let’s use more emojis, people like emojis on Tumblr, I think that’s the way to go, emojis”….despite being totally disconnected, living in her own weirdo rich kid bubble, that I firmly believe is a vacuum, where no culture can penetrate through, because it’s all computer based and hired staff based and being used by everyone around you, including your parents based…..

So it would only make sense that she used tumblr to figure out this pussy eating thing, and I guess here she is demonstrating on what looks like a fruit roll-up, but that could be an edible, because she likes to medicated, and really it’s just her disgusting mouth up on some pinkish object and that should be enough for you to imagine it being the folds of a victoria’s secret model no one understands how she became a victoria’s secret model…labia…

Or you can look at Miley doing yoga…both are equally uninteresting..

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2015

Jul

Rumer Willis Booty Pop of the Day

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There have been constant debates as to whether Rumer Willis was actually human, or just a product of an STD Demi Moore had when she was first fucking bouncer turned action star Bruce Willis…it was like “no that’s gotta be a UTI”…9 months earlier…only to have this weird, fungal, even potato shaped object fall out during getting fucked while on drugs in some hollywood mansion…

But I think, Rumer Willis, is an actual human, and not just afterbirth stained on panties that grew into a human-like thing due to the right climate and moisture levels….I don’t think she’s an alien…but I do think she’s been clever enough to distract people from her Demi Moore before the Plastic Surgery face that wasn’t necessarily pretty but gave good enough head to lure in at least one dude interested in exploring Trans sex, so long as the trans had a pussy not a Bruce Jenner…it’s less gay that way…

And I’m not just saying that because her booty pop game is on point…

Fine…

Maybe I am…but that booty pop game is on point…how can you not want to bury your face in it…like you were Ashton Kutcher before the dot com billions…just stepdadding the right way..right

It is the fake face, fake booty, fake lips, injections everywhere generation…and as someone who likes a big round ass as long as it isn’t on a Kardashian…this new Rumer Willis due to strategic engineering…is a better Rumer Willis..so girls, if you’re out there, ugly and hopeless, but rich…you’ll be ok…you will get through it…and plastic surgeons will be eager to take you on as a challenge…and succeed…because you can afford them….thanks to your trust fund..

Here’s a meme she posted taht I assume hits close to home

Just yes ????????????

A video posted by Rumer Willis (@ruelarue) on Jul 17, 2015 at 7:42am PDT

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2015

Jul

Miranda Kerr Spread Legged in Grazia France of the DAy

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I hear if you pay Miranda Kerr 1,000,000 dollars for a night….or if you’re Justin Bieber….or if you’re a billionaire….she’ll do this pose she’s doing in Grazia France….without the white bathing suit on, but with more actual unprotected penetration…

But those are just rumors…Rumors are never real stories based on truth..

She’s a million dollar a year model, what’s she need more money, or rich dudes in exchange for penetration that makes her feel pretty for…you know like a high level sugar baby….I mean her alimony check and child support check from Orlando Bloom must be hefty enough to survive the good life, why would she want more…

Oh right, cuz she’s a vapid cunt, like so many girls who pose for photographers and who define themselves as that being their career…and not just a joke amongst friends like “I can’t beleive I get money and flown around the world to pose in my underwear…score”…

Doesn’t matter, she’s in Grazia France…spread legged….and what it comes down to – is – who fucking cares abotu Miranda Kerr….

Here’s an instagram pic she just posted..if you look close enough you can see some of the damage left from the shredding of her vagina when she had a kid for money and to increase her profile as a model…a kid I assume she’s a great, actively involved mother with..

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2015

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day

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I knew Vanessa Hudgens mattered the second I got a lawyers letter after posting a nude selfie that they claimed was taken when she was 17, before nude selfies were that common, back when you had to negotiate hard with girls you were in long distance relationships to get before sending to your friends to show off what you fuck, even if she’s got a huge bush….

You know, when they still mattered, when they still counted for something, when they weren’t being done by every celebrity A- Z lister…and girl you know…or even walk by on the street…

Every girl has nudes…But not every girl has the confidence to leak nudes with bush….back when bush wasn’t trendy or fashionable…

What I am trying to say is that I’ve always believed in her….she’s the magical, ethnically ambiguous, Disney trained, slutty enough angel sent from heaven…

And she’s finally looking hot…which I guess is all that matters in this superficial world we live in…

So here she is looking hot..which reminds us that despite what Amy Schumer and all the other fat slob comedians, actoors, models, who are talking to fat women, because they are easy to talk to, it’s not like they are out on dates, and they are vulnerable and looking for relatable people in the media, so they talk to them, in order to get richer, are saying…

Skinny is a better look…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER LOOKING FIT AND HOT CLICK HERE

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2015

Jul

Rita Ora’s See Through Dress of the Day

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On the quest to be the best Rihanna impersonator to ever live…you know to have a carer of her own…with her own records, under her own name, so people forget how she got her start…you know with her own albums, her own mansions, her own rich boyfriends who fuck her, her as they help carry her, or feed off her like the cow that she is….you know just making as much noise as possible to get you to notice her and her big tits….because the other option is working Hollywood BLVD, Cruise ships, or weddings singing UMBRELLA like she was Alex Trebek…

She posts nipple pics in a see through dress on instagram….Good strategy by my standards..I mean who the fuck is Rihanna when staring at big nipples…I barely see her in this obvious copycat…

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2015

Jul

LIndsay Vonn for Tiger WOods of the DAy

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I would say that here is some Lindsay Vonn being inappropriate for an OLympic champion skier, by wearing some slutty sugar baby looking outfit at the Nickelodeon Sports Awards….you know as a dig to Tiger Woods that she’s still got it…or an attempt to lure in new Black Cock now that she’s experienced the sheer size of one…assuming that Tiger got the black genitals not the asian genitals….and I would probably be right…but I’ve grown up around skiers my entire life, even went to high school in a ski village in Canada, and I’ll tell you one thing, skier chicks are horny, like dudes, because their legs are built like dudes…sturdy, scary, and willing to ride you like you were a mogul run….and their legs gave out because of the lactic acid burn..

What I am saying is that skiers, and really all female athletes, have higher testosterone than non athletes, and are always down to fuck…so this is probably just a product of her being the oen fuckable skier in the history of skiing…take that Peekaboo Street…coupled with wanting to be filled all the fucking time because that’s what happens…throbby pussy…milking the attention her high profile relationship gets her…because why not…

Either way…I want a ski lesson…on my face…because why the fuck not.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Jul

Kim Kardashian Pig in Mud of the Day

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I guess this is the equivalent to a pig in mud, if the pig was human, fame whore…pile of silver coated shit…that is still shit…even if coated in silver…

Sure it is debatable whether this pig is human, since everything this pig does and the way this pig looks, would point to her being a pig, but not so much the cute animal that we kill and eat as bacon version of a pig, but rather the embodiment of what calling a person a pig really means….

She is disgusting…so here are pics of her by Juergen Teller – That I’ve already posted – but whatever..