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2015

01

Jul

Kate Mara for Esquire of the Day

Kate Mara was raped in some movie…and people loved it…not because people like rape…or maybe they do…I know a lot of girls I talk to have Rape fetishes…along with Gangbang fetishes…I also know I am asked by girls to choke, fuck, and pretty much beat them when we fuck…you know getting spit in their face and spanked, even punched…I’m not into that shit…but they are….

I mean, the other day a girl, a normal fucking girl, was asking me how she could get raped…my answer “Go to South Africa”…not a message sponsored by the oursim board…just based on 2010 national AIDS rate stats…

Oh wait….that was her sister…ROONEY MARA….oops

Well, this one’s been in movies and clearly in a new movie, showing what could be nipple on Esquire…because showing nipple is key…to being relevant in this nipple obsessed world…

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2015

01

Jul

Heidi Klum in Lingerie of the Day

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Heidi Klum still models lingerie…She also peddles it…which I gues she is modeling it…you know make that money from any angle you can…especially after spending a decade or more being created by Victoria’s Secret…making this her actual talent, while the TV career, is just coincidental or whatever…

I still like looking at Heidi Klum in a bikini, because she’s clearly genetically modified, possibly from being a German…and we know all about the German’s research into DNA and ethnic cleansing…trying to create the perfect race…which one could argue, at least based on her aging, that Heidi Klum may be…

Not to mention, her vagina is like a circus trick, and not just because she’s in her 50s, but because it’s been filled with babies after being filled with massive black penis…making her even more interesting to me….like some kind of science experiment, and/or german scat porn…

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2015

01

Jul

Chloe Wheatcroft for Out of Order No. 6 of the Day

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I don’t know who Chloe Wheatcroft is, but clearly she’s a model, who is built like a model, in an era where models, who are built like models, are shamed by fat girls…because fat girls hat skinny girls..and the brand that use skinny girls…even though skinny is healthy, and just as geneticially predisposed as it is for them to be skinny as it is for those bitches to be fat…

The good news is that the general public hate fat chciks, and so do fat chicks…but unfortuantely, brands are tyring to seem tolerant, ending girls like Chloe Wheatcroft,…

Which I guess doesn’t matter, I’m just posting her for her tits…

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2015

01

Jul

Alexandra Daddario’s Misused in Flaunt of the Day

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When you’re known for your tits, or your tit scene in True Detective, after what I assume was years of trying to get noticed in LA…

You don’t hide your tits when the media starts picking up on you…

You do the “Charlotte McKinney”…or “Kate Upton”..or the play so many girls before you did…and maximize those tits…AMERICA loves tits..and that can carry you to a place where you can start not showing off your tits…in 5 years…when you’re rich enough to say “I’m more than just tits, I refuse to show my tits”….before cutting them off like Angelina Jolie…only to get implants…because I guess you really do like tits too..

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2015

01

Jul

Emily Didonato for Maxim of the Day

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Maxim was recently bought by some rich Texan from some Oil family in Texas…who I heard is of some ethnicity and trying to rebrand Maxim as something premium…like a Success Magazine…based on money instead of being the SFW version of Playboy for Frat Boys..that pretty much went to shit in 2000 when their budgets were pulled and actual journalism ended…

I don’t know how accurate that is, but I do know that I’ve bene written by the previous owners, who were a bunch of Lawyers to pull all the images of theirs, even though they used to pay me to post their stories…

Yes they were that desperate when trying to figure out the internet….and I guess I am posting these awesome pics of Emily DiDonato, a model who has been tainted by Jack Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site, because he’s a faggot…in every sense of the term…and not in an PC, faggot is the confederate flag of words, but a faggot in that he’s a faggot..I think they call faggots FUCKBOYs now…

Not that it matters, what matters is how good the pics are by Gilles Bensimon, the ex husband of Elle Macpherson who’s been shooting girls since the 60s and it shows…

Now let’s see if they lawywers reach out to harrass me to take this down…I am sure they will…because like Jack Gyllenhaal #fuckboys

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2015

01

Jul

Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Lesbianism of the DAy

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This campaign makes sense…Kate Moss…the original Cara Delevingne…who we can all assume Cara Delevingne channels everytime she’s in front of the camera…in a “Look I’m Like KAte Moss”…only a fucking scam, not an actual model, yet seen as a model, all because she’s tall and people pay her millions to be in their campaigns…which I guess makes her a model..just far less cool with her I don’t Give a fUck attitude than Kate Moss, because Kate Moss did it before social media and actually didn’t give a fuck…while Cara Delevingne does it for social media, uploading images, in and of itself is giving a fuck….you know there’s a difference betwween authentic and fake..but I’ll still watch the fake try implied lesbianism with the real…in hopes of sucking some of her power out of her vagina…as she continues being Cara Delevingne…in the shadow, never quite as cool as Kate Moss..no matter how hard she tries her best to be as cool….

That said, this is for a luxury brand…weird.

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2015

01

Jul

Daisy Lowe Nude on Instagram of the Day

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If you ask any girl…she’ll say she’ll have daddy issues…so I guess the daddy issue reference just doesn’t hold ground…or maybe it is just being overused…maybe daddy issues is just an excuse girls have for being sluts, or whores, or prude…or annoying, or bitches…maybe daddy issues is a copout, or a bullshit excuse for bad behavior…or maybe daddy issues is just being a girl…

But I do know that Daisy Lowe didn’t have a dad for her entire childhood, but foiund out due to paternity tests…that her dad was some tranny fucking Gwen Stefani husband…who was rich as fukc in his own right…making her a socialite model…and existing….

I also know she’s posting nudes on instagram…so it could be unrelated…but let’s pretend it’s daddy issues…since it always is…

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2015

01

Jul

Lucy Hale’s Ass Grabbed on the Beach of the Day

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Lucy Hale is the 40 year old who plays what I assume is a teenager on Pretty Little Liars because Pretty Little Liars is a show for teens and why would teens want to watch 40 year olds…unless they are the annoying mom that never lets the teen character hang with her friends…or the quirky mom who is single, overwhelmed in her vintage clothing business who buys the kids booze for the party…or some shit..

Well she’s in a bikini….and she’s not Ashley Benson….

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WHile this is Ashley Benson

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2015

01

Jul

Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day

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When you’re a useless, unattractive, aging and fat gold digging bitch…

You take whatever platform you can to get attention, even one as basic as fighting for the right to post nipple on Instagran….

Something that has got me and others I know banned from the app, but that for some reason gets some low level, uninteresting, broken down faced, wife of singer press…

I don’t actually hate Chrissy Teigen…in fact I am surprised I know she exists, and that I even know who she is, but I guess with all her chirping…and drunken noise…and maneuvering of the media…like it was John Legend’s wallet…

She’s attacked me on her blog, not that I care, but she called me a rapist…but the fact is that even if I was a rapist…with so much rage and semen built up..and she was the only pig I saw walking down the alley on a night I was on a rape mission…as I assume rapists do…I’d rather jerk off…

So her tit campaign is just stupid, but I like seeing her conform to the rules, because she’s a joke,..in career, and if her campaigning….

Here’s her nude shoot in case you missed it or care… CLICK HERE

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2015

01

Jul

Lindsay Ellingson in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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If you’re in the mood to remember an uneventful, unmemorable VIctoria’s Secret model…they happen more than you even realize, you know girls they test out for their catalogs and even their runway show…who they never fully commit to, and even if they do..they kind of just phase them out…

Here’s Lindsay Ellingson …

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