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2015

30

Jun

Hannah Davis Had Some Workd Done in this Fourth of July of the Day

I know that Sports Illustrated is overrated shit that has these massive production budgets and access to talent that all want to be part of Sports Illustrated because it’s some iconic publication that girls think make them hotter…even though they are the same platform that created such pigs as Kate Upton….

This is there very ghetto July 4th video and shoot…with their “Cover Girl”…from the U.S. Virgin Islands, Hannah Davis…and it fucking sucks…

I am not just saying that because Hannah Davis looks like a 40 year old housewife…thanks to the pressure of being a swimsuit cover girl who doesn’t get paid to be a swimsuit cover girl…but who gets access to athletes to fuck…and athletes are rich and love knocking up trash…has gone and got shitty tits…and botox in her tired, looking coked up face..

That’s COKED up face…not COcked up face…even though you know her herpes ridden boyfriend Derke Jeter…who has been reported to have herpes…thanks to all the whores he’s fucked…violates her…

Well here’s their tribute to America, that for an American brand that Relies heavily on the white trash patriots…is failing…but she’s in a bikini…lookng like a stripper…which is fine….since Sports Illustrated swim is really just a high profile escort agency for these girls….and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2015

30

Jun

Lily Donaldson for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Lily Donaldson is a British model who is pushing 30…who you may remember as being one of the Victoria’s Secret contract workers that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012, as they do…you know not every girl they find can be a hit…

I guess that rejection, coupled with all the money she has and how rich and successful her boyfriend probably is, as these girls all end up with rich guys, doens’t matter…because she dusted off her flat chest and put on a bra top again, this time for Vogue Brasil, I guess to see if she’s still got it…and I guess..anyone who gets in a bra in picture has got it enough for me to look…

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2015

30

Jun

Rihanna Impersonator Seeks Attention of the Day

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Rita Ora is best known for being a UK based Rihanna Impersonator, who made the move to the USA with one of her DJ boyfriends, when Rihanna was going through some shit, and it seemed that they were going to need to replace her during one of her tours..and when Rihanna ended up powering through, Rita Ora, was left to try to create her own career, as Back-Up singers and bootleg versions of stars tend to do…and she’s doing it in the best way possible..being a public exhibitionist slut…it gets you noticed,, but ask Lady Gaga…it is not sustainable…cuz once we see tits…we’re over it…and we never were into the music…so don’t count on us to cry at your memorial after the drug overdose like you were Michael Jackson…

That said, I bet she knows every Rihanna lyric..and dance moves…

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Here she is in a concert in a club – just because..

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2015

30

Jun

Shay Mitchell in Seventeen and Slutty on Snapper of the Day

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So Shay Mitchell is an overly successful, followed by 7 million idiots on Instagram 40% of which aren’t real people, but rather bots who just look for the Canadian scam artist who landed a roll on an extremely successful show called Pretty Little Liars, and who hasn’t been clever enough to branch out on her time off to do movies, or indy films or even produce her own shit, so that she doesn’t end up the Canadian in LA, Green Card applicant who married some rich dude who liked that she was once an actress….

Well, I guess she is doing some media…with this garbage in 17…

And she’s doing some instagram…in lingerie…eating…it’s a fetish..

But her best work seems to be her lesbianism on snapchat…titties all over the place for her friend to imply that she sucks…because a good scandal works for so here she is dyking out on snapchat with her snapper…

Pretty uninteresting stuff…

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2015

30

Jun

Gigi Hadid Vogue Brasil of the Day

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I don’t think Gigi Hadid gets enough press for being an average at best instagram model rich kid who has some pretty solid family connections thanks to being rich from Los Angeles…and more importantly Arab…

I mean, I don’t think she gets enough media, covers, magazines, campaigns at all…

It’s like people don’t even notice her, or talk about her like she matters, or is talented nearly enough….

So why do one post on her posing awkwardly in bikinis in one day…when you can do 2….

I guess what I am saying is that as a bratty Princess, nothing is good enough for this twat…and her PR team just keep on pushing hoping one day she’ll be as relevant as a Kardashian…

YOu know, set her up to do what Kim did to Paris…only To Kendall and Kylie…because everyone watches their bullshit instagram existence…and by everyone I mean teen girls and a few creepy perverts who like bikini models….who read this shit…

MOre

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2015

30

Jun

Jewel Kilcher in a Bikini of the Day

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I once made an experiemental video set to a Jewel Song..

It was starring a couple of potatoes doing some stop motion weirdness, because I guess before the internet I was onto the whole “do weird things and call it art because idiots will buy anything if marketed properly”….a knowledge I’ve had forever, but don’t do anything about, because marketing is a lot of work and I prefer drinking, I would require some kind of manager but that would require talking to someone….which I hate doing…I’d rather just sit her knowing it’s easy to troll the world than troll the world…

I guess I was a visionary, because back then Jewel just happened, and now she’s turned into a potato…a bikini wearing potato…

Hey Miss Cleo..I’m the fucking psychic network..if I had a VHS player I’d have the proof…

I guess the most exciting thing about Jewel is her livijng in her car lie…she probably slept in her car once, before sleeping on anyone who would listen to her Alaskan folk music…that has now brought her to this…bikini wearing potato…20 years later..

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2015

30

Jun

Anna Herrin is Alright of the Day

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A video posted by Anna Herrin (@annaherrin) on Jun 24, 2015 at 9:51am PDT

Here name is Anna Herrin…she’s som LA catalog model….who does a lot of eCommerce shit…but I guess who is quirky and silly…based on the above video…and I ghess the below video because getting half naked isn’t enough to differentiate yourself from all the other hot chicks on instagram with great bodies who don’t fucking matter…cuz everyone is willing to get naked…and everyone who is decent looking at best is willing to try to be a model…in fact they feel entitled and think they deserve to be a model..

I come from an era where models were pulled out of grocery stores and didn’t know their tall lanky and insecure look was marketable…where the fame whore sluts that instagram now gives a platform to ended up in porn and Playboy…

It’s all juste fucking bullshit noise, but she’s hot enough, as are 5,000,000 other instagram members…making her pretty fucking obsolete in the grand scheme of the modeling industry…

But at least she’s quirky..that’s her edge…I’m onto you ANna Herrin…unfortunately…I am not inside you.

A video posted by Anna Herrin (@annaherrin) on Jun 23, 2015 at 11:25am PDT

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2015

30

Jun

Top 20 Comedown Pics from Glastonbury in the History of Comedown Pics of the Day

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So this post was on my Facebook feed, because that’s what Buzzfeed does, they rape me from my social media…thanks to the general public being fucking idiots…which brings up my next point…and that is that as much as I hate clickbait and the people who share it…it is representative of humanity…and thus reminds me that I hate humanity…and is part of the reason why I find music festivals terrifying and I want nothing to do with them…even though I know they are full of young sluts on MDMA who will get naked, and do puppet shows with their vaginas if approached properly..my favortie…but my dislike for Music festivals..and really getting off my couch in general…because society is horrible…is stronger than my love for Vagina puppet shows…

Well..that doesn’t change the fact that it is the season of music festivals, there is one every week in any city you are in, and they involve tents, people camping despite the invention of hotels and beds, all sitting in a field getting fucked up and wandering around like this was the 60s an they were in Woordstock…when in reality…we arne’t in Woodstock..this is the internet generation, you’re just there for a fucking selfie asshole…

Anyway, the Sunday Night / Monday Morning…after the festival fetsitivies are over…attrack the real beat up, broken down, disgusting, smelly, idiots who participate in these mass congregations….and it makes for some interesting pictures…that if I was that interested in, I’d dig deeper to find actual good pics of the comedown…

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2015

30

Jun

Valeriya by Jean Pierrot for Treats! of the Day

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I don’t know if I already posted these pics of some model named Valeriya by a photographer named PIEROT , who I am going to assume is from france, and thus very good at taking semi erotic photography, because French people despite being exposed to so many tits, have produced some of the greatest erotica in the world, because I guess it ain’t a thing to them, but really it ain’t a thing to any photographer, they’re all a bunch of perverts..

I don’t anything about the model Valeriya, but assume she’s ethnic..but still has a work visa because if you’re a titty model…it is easy to get a work visa…something More Mexicans should look into doing…because it must be a loop hole, why else would all these immigrants exist..

Unless she’s actually just Valerie from the Valley, with two white, middle management parents, who drive a Jeep Cherokee…but who got nowhere as Valerie from the valley, other than some porn offers, because she was willing to show her tits and there was a porn shoot going on in a house next door….while changing her name to Valeriya …all of a sudden made the nudes more artistic….it’s just that easy…

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2015

30

Jun

Selena Gomez Sucking Ice Cream of the Day

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There used to be a period in my life of lonely and depressive…where I wasn’t sexting girls…because I didn’t have a cell phone…and I hated my obese Ice Cream eating wife, where we’d go out to get her Ice Cream…and I would be able to finally get a taste of erotica….as I watched young college girls…sucking their cone like it was the best thing they every had in their mouth…probably because eating Ice Cream was off diet and so naughty…that it was like forbidden fruit cheating that exhilarated them right down into the depths of their throbbing pussies…at least that is what I would think…as they deep throated the shit…imagining it was my dick…because I knew as soon as my wife got her triple scoop…ice cream would be ruined for me as it dripped down her face and she emotional sucked it fucking down like you’d expect a 300 pound woman to eat her ice cream…

Selena Gomez…is touching on both those emotions..eroticism….and disgust…and with one ice cream cone..

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