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Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

Tate McRae New Manufactured Popster Tit of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Old Man Whorin’ of the Day

Leni Klum Big Tit Posing of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Tits in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2015

Jun

Kaley Cuoco, Amy Davidsonm & Lacey Chabert in Bikinis of the Day

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I guess the general public like mindless sitcoms…unless Big Bang Theory is actually interesting comedy..I’ve never watched a full episode, but people seem to fucking love it, which makes me assume it isn’t actually good, it is just designed to talk to the masses at a basic levle so that they can trap in fans and make Kaley Cuoco stupid rich, when actual talent is not able to get work…..

I just assumed it was Friends, for the new generation, formulaic and based on nerd shit, and nerds love nerd shit, even the “hot”nerd girl they market as accessible…

Well, she’s been in a bikini…celebrating god knows what…witch a couple of old friends like her co-star on 8 Simple Rules, with the red hair, who was on set when John Ritter died..and Lacey Chabert, another nerd favorite…making this perfect for anyone over 35…because who the fuck are these girls…who cares they are old in bikinis…and there is comedy in that.

Here’s her 8 Simple Ruiles co-star no one remembers milking their friendship…by posting yoga pics…in a bikini…because people love bikinis..

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2015

Jun

GIgi Hadid Bathing Suit Model of the Day

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I find the most compelling part of this campaign no the rich kid from Instagram in a bikini for a brand, because she’s a fashion model now…but rather that they call her GIGI INC….assuming that her little business, that I am sure is incorporated for tax purposes, and probably called Gigi Inc, because the name Gigi, as pornographic or stripping slut as it sounds, is pretty obnoxious in and of itself…you know it just screams “I’m a pretentious rich slut”…..

The reason I find GIgi Inc funny as a concept, is because of the nepotism and resources of her dad and his managment team, that I assume is pushsing this career forward, since it makes him look like less of a predator when he calls meetings with young models for sex, because her, in and of herself, is hardly that interesting…yet for some reason, a reason I call brands being lazy, the media being lazy, and the world following whatever they are told to follow…she’s one of the most relevant models right now…and based on her pics…I find it weird…

If she wasn’t rich and connected, I think she’d be working at Starbucks, but as it is now, she wouldn’t be able to handle an hour of actual work…she’s that kind of princes…the worst kind…

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2015

Jun

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jun 30, 2015 at 4:03am PDT

I figure since I posted that dyke Danica Patrick doing yoga 2 minutes ago, I might as well balance that out, by posting lingerie model, Izabel Goulart, who is long, skinny and wearing a slutty little outfit, to add a bit of feminitity to the site…even though Izabel Goulart is from Brazil, and based on nationwide statistics on Brazilian women over 5 foot 10,, she may have a dick…it’s a Brazilian tranny thing…

I don’t really have more to say about this, other than these types of videos make jerking off to fitness easier than doing it at they gym, which I guess is the samething Youtube does for pedophiles, who have hours of kids birthday parties an selfie dance videos they can watch…instead of going out and doing it…only less fucked up, because Izabel Goulart is like 100 years old in model years….and getting turned on by her fitness videos, is pretty much her objective…since it’s 15 seconds long and offers very little practical fitness tips…so stare at her stong, fit, amazing.

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2015

Jun

Danica Patrick Does Yoga of the Day

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A video posted by Danica Patrick (@danicapatrick) on Jun 30, 2015 at 5:56am PDT

Here’s a little moment of zen with Nascar driver Danica Patrick…who I assume you all masturabate to…because you are white trash and fucking love Nascar…because Nascar is American….like the confederate flag…you racist redneck fucks…

I have been to a Nascar race once..I don’t really remember it thanks to the open bar in the booth I scammed myself into ..but I know one thing…and that thing is that Danica Patrick wasn’t there, being the “girl racer”…so that she could be hired as a model…because she’s not quite hot enough to be a model..but when she’s attached to race car driving she is…

I guess what I am trying to say is that, based on her yoga…she’d probably be better used in sex videos….but then again, what girl isn’t…

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2015

Jun

Hooker Knife Fight And Other Videos of the Day

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Passenger Assaulted on Phlly Bus

Weird Attempted Suicide of th Day

Gayest Cop Ever

Drunk Sewer Fight

Man’s Ass VS Explosive

Confederate Flag Parade…

Drunk DUde Fails Impressing Girl

Drunk Girls on the Bus

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If I was a feminist…I would have a huge audience…

Since I am a pervert weirdo with no real purpose or stance on anything…I have you…

If I was a fat girl talking about my food addiction, laziness and the unattainable expectations of society….coupled with bad sex, bad dating, bad boyfriends…I would have a huge audience…

Since I just watch people, laugh and people, and half ass troll people…I have you…

I guess I wouldn’t have it any other way…but it would be nice to have a private jet….and international success…all from bullshitting the world into buying into my shit…I’ll work on that.

Here are some morning links…

Walmart Refuses to do Confederate Flag Cake – Makes ISIS Cake
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Kate Hudson’s Dad Breaks Up with Her and her Attention Seeking Brother…
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Dark Haired Girls with Ligth Eyes..
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Beyonce in Lingerie
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Jonah Hill Miissed a Leg Day
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KObe Bryant’s Teammate Called Him a Rapist
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Danica Patrick Yoga
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Fastest Mile on Two Wheels
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New Ghostbuster Uniform
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Some Chick Being Rude at the BET Awards
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Jaguar Attacks a Crocodile
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Tugging on Clothes
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Chrissy Teigen Tries to Troll Instagram Using Photoshop Filters Because Photoshop is her Best Friend
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Some No Name Model Booty Cheeks
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Properly Timed Photos
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Magician Kid’s Disappearing Coin Trick
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Memorial of the Day
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Chris Farley’s Documentary
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Drunk Dude Fail
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2015

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The internet is such a weird place…I don’t even look for weirdos, I guess they find me…whether it is the girl masturbating in her bathroom on webcam when her kids and husband call up to her asking where dinner is…to the girl who takes films herself every time she pees and feels the need to share it with me…to dudes who think I am a girl, which is beyond me considering I’ve been doing this forever…but I guess no one cares..which I would base on my social media influence alone…

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Here are some stepLINKS..it is what I do…

So Many THigh Gaps
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Olivia Munn Practicing Sword Fighting…Like She’s Not an Old Washed Up Scam
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Katy Perry is Trying to buy a Convent – But the Nuns Don’t Want her Hooker Money
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Pia Mia Slutty in her New Video
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Hip Hop Hookers Showing What They Normally Do When Sharing a Rapper Dick
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Elizabeth Berkley Vagina GIF in Show Girls
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SLUT of the Day
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Rick AStley Uptown Fuck Cover..
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Dakota Fanning Middriff
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DJ COurtney Stodden and her Huge Tits
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Weed Mustaches
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Jennifer Lawrence Crop TOp
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Kare West Can’t Sing….
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Big Tits
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Lucy Mecklenburgh in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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Bristol Palin Got Knocked Up on Purpose
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Jennifer Lawrence – Ass in Jeans
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Kim Jardashian’s NIpples
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Gay Man Chorus for you Faggots
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Pam Anderson’s Big Tits Exist
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Christina Milian Slutty in a Dress
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The Diddy Fall is the Best
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Terrorizing People with Michael Jackson Moves
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Tara Reid Exists
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The Guy Pretending to be Getting Drafted by the Utah Jazz
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Alessandra Ambrosio of the DAy
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Daisy Lowe Big Daddy Issue Tits
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Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder on a Boat of the Day
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Alarm VS Kelly Rippa
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Julianne Hough in Concert
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HIV Positive Man Asks Strangers to Touch Him
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“Copy, Yourself”
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Fresh /Selfies,…
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Chrissy Teigen is Naked and No One Should Care…
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Mila Kunis in a Black Dress
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NBC Dropping Relationship with Trump – But Keeping Celebrity Apprentice, because it’s Donald Trumps show but another company owns it…so they aren’t cutting ties with him at all….this is just to save face
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NYPD Officer Gay Dance
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Megan Fox on Set
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Goofy Girls
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Taylor Swift – Stripper
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Karrueche Tran Bra Top
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Marvel is Making a Tranny Character
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People Sick from the Mud Run Because the Mud Was Shit
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Ariany Celeste Tits in a Bikini
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Fake Slutty Tits of the Day
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The Art of Shoe Making
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Cleavage
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Hot Greek Slut for Greece Bankruptcy
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FREE WEEK TRIAL – Hottest Celebrities Nude For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Stoner for your Boner…
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Latin News Anchor Ass
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Girl Getting Naked in the Sauna
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La La Anthony Nude!
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Martha Hunt Topless
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Just Digging Around…
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Busty Coeds of the DAy
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Just a Girl on Cam
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Girl Vs Puppets…
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Handicable Handjob –
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Interesting Vagina
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

Jun

Models Get Erotic / Slutty in W Magazine of the Day

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It’s no secret that models are high paid hookers. They charge for by the hour to get naked for work…and they charge by the night for the richest guy willing to pay….I know countless stories of models getting paid to fuck…some got paid 25k, others as much as a million, and even if they don’t get paid the million a night for sex with rich guys…they can always just marry and get knocked up by a rich guy…

Hot girls like rich, rich like hot girls…makes sense…

The fact is, they use the modeling to get an audience, it is a great platform to lure rich men, who want the top quality hooker, so they feel they get their money’s worth out of a woman they end up with…

Sure, we’re all whores…but these girls are so obvious about it, especially in this shoot for W Mag, and really all half naked shoots, that are really the way the world is going, this by Mert and Marcus, that features people like:

Chrissy Tiegen, Bella Hadid, Barbara Palvin, Joan Smalls, Anna Ewers, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Doutzne Kroes, Irina Shayk, and some instagram model from a music video with big tits…and Lily Aldridge fingering herself…

Not much different than a porn shoot…only this is for a billion dollar corporation, while my content is deemed porn…so ridiculous..

We seee naked girls all day, so why feed into this girls…there are so many better produced better looking girls out there…but fashion porn makes them more interesting I guess..

TO SEE THE FEATURE VISIT W MAG

Posted in:Fashion

2015

Jun

Rita Ora is on a Mission to Get Noticed of the Day

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Step 1 – Copy Rihanna…fuck rich connected people…get a record deal…

Step 2 – Show off them tits…in a See Through Shirt…to show off huge tits in her bra CLICK HERE FOR MORE

Step 3 – Show Off that fat ass….in concert, or really anywhere you go, but for the sake of this post, in concert…in front of thousands of people at Glastobury

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

Jun

Chrissy Teigen’s Nipples on Instagram of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is an enemy of the site. Not because I am racist, but because she’s an intolerable pile of model shit, that gold dug her way to the good life, that I guess she’s confident enough in, to not lose her Instagram, even though normal people lose their accounts for this shit…

Shes the worst, pug faced, overrated, outspoken…uneducated but smart enough to land a rich singer right before he was super rice….making her look like her intentions are good..

She’s fat, she’s not hot, she’s old and should retire…yet she just keeps on producing garbage…like this, for W Magazine, because magazines are desperate to stay relevant, so why not put a topless sugar baby in the shit, it’s not like she’s working, has ever worked…that’s why she’s so active on twitter…she’s got nothing else to do but drink, medicate, and get uglier and older, fatter, and less interesting as each day goes by….

Her topless isn’t exciting, it’s been done, and wasn’t exciting, then…it’s just sad that she never made it, that she thinks she matters, and that she’s still working at this getting famous thing..

It’s even sadder than execs are blinded by her noise, and think she matters enough to get herself a TV show or in a movie, as you know she will…

This world is predictable, low quality…and here’s a tit that doesn’t matter…on instagram…who I guess think it matters enough…not to delete her…even though they should…because she doesn’t matter…but I guess her husband does and that leveraging will get her out of anything….

I guess she’s tapping into the softcore porn she was destined for…who cares.

Here are other recent throwback nudes that have been released…

To see the Rest CLICK HERE

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