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2015

29

Jun

Irina Shayk Busting Out on the Runway of the Day

Look…Irina Shayk is not a hooker..

She was not exported from Russia by a Soccer player to be his contract beard, as his homosexuality would ruin him, Europeans, although very gay in dress and action, hate the gays…and it would ruin him….so why not maker her, turn her into a model, get her in magazines because she’s amazing to look at, only to land an A-List actor the second the contract is up, because she’s hot and rich actors like hot…especially when hot is a published model…it makes their hooking seem less obvious..

Well, apparently…she’s a Runaway model..a real fashion model…not just novelty tits to make a fashion show more interesting or high profile…but rather…real runway modeling…with massive tits…as Runway models are known for…right

More interesting – she just posted her ass on Instagram..

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2015

29

Jun

Candice Swanepoel isn’t that Interesting in Clothes of the Day

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In case you were wondering…Candice Swanepoel, Victoria’s Secret model, like pretty much all girls who aren’t fucking disgusting to look at naked, and just a product of Victoria’s Secret SPANX and Padded Bras, you know the kind of girl you drag home from the bar, only to undress her to see what must be a nightmare, hell, scary, the worst….

Is far less interesting when she’s pout wearing clothes, instead of being her half naked self, I guess….

Here she is in 70s mom jeans…looking…boring…because she is….I mean as a South African, shouldn’t she be doing racist shit for blood diamonds…or anything..but this..

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2015

29

Jun

Charlie XCX Panty Flash of the Day

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Charli XCX is some up and coming, not so cute, pop star, that reminds us that pop star is garbage, and unfortunately thanks to the internet, everything has become Pop…

I just saw a Justin Bieber, EDM Music video by Diplo, who’s always been a pop producer, but who I remember being some underground RAVE DJ….

Because I guess, everything goes to shit, and the retard masses are clogging up everything that was once cool because they are so easy to reach now…get that lemming mind control down…win over the idiots who don’t know better…and win…

I guess what I am trying to say is that nothing is cool, but panty flashes are timeless, and a good marketing tool, so bottom feed and keep bottom feeding Charli XCX….this is the right way to do it.

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Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2015

29

Jun

Hilaria Baldwin’s Titties Babyless Weirdness of the DAy

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In case you don’t know who Hilaria Baldwin is, she’s the Yoga Instructer who got impregnated by Alec Baldwin, who I guess she offered flexibility that he just wanted to fuck, or maybe she offered him some spirituality, or refreshing outlook on life, to feed his psycho celebrity ego….you know the same reason Scientology exists, these lost motherfuckers looking for something different….

She’s Ireland Baldwin, lesbian with a black girl, who used to be with a guy she practically had sex with on social media, making me question her level of confused as being a celebirty kid…

But it probably isn’t as confused as a celebrity wife and mom, walking around with her big pregnant tits….with an empty stroller…because weird..keeps everyone on their toes…especailly when it comes with bendy big tits…so this is a glimpse into her seduction tactics….

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2015

29

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Does Dubsmash in Real Life of the Day

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Had so much fun jamming to @torikelly with some friends last night. What an incredibly talented girl, as well as humble and sweet!

A video posted by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) on Jun 24, 2015 at 11:26am PDT

Young people are fucking annoying, especailyl when they are raised by Stephen Baldwin….who has no business being rich and famous, but who pulled a scam off in the 80s….

Or even worse when they fuck Justin Bieber…who his fans are really into…check out the comments…tons of LOLZ….

I’m more into her in a bikini, cuz these aspiring fake, instagram models, cuz their parents are vapid famous assholes and this world is all they know, aren’t that interesting as people…but their bikini pics are nice and youthful, and besides their trust funds, all their good for…

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2015

29

Jun

Julianne Hough and Her Brother are Close of the Day

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What the hell in stage parent turned making their kids incestuous dancing partners…because they are connected at the soul genetically and possibly at the genitals…since narcissists historically are into genetic attraction…as it is like fucking themselves…

I knew a mom, who used to fuck her “estranged” adult son, and would openly talk about it, because she found him a beautiful piece of art that came from her vagina and that she felt she could do whatever she wanted with…even with him as an adult…because adults can make their own decisions…

I mean incest has been going on forever..and what better family to be into it that some weirdo Dancing with the Stars cast, professional trained dancing family…that are clearly weird…because what grown, hetero man is profession trained dancing…one who would probably fuck his siter…that’s who…

Here’s her bad singing…because American trash love song…

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2015

29

Jun

Avril Lavigne and Her Lyme Disease Tears for Canadian Bachelor of the Day

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I think the funniest thing in this interview, is that Jesse Palmer, who is a Montrealer, who was on the Bachelor, and who has been rumored to burn through as many local girl as possible, you know small cities only have one or two people who have been on TV that aren’t hockey players…

I guess he’s on Good Morning America…but more importantly, he’s making Avril Lavigne cry about her Lyme Disease, because of her tick ridden tween angst at Hot Topic pussy…

I forgot she was married to Nickelback…

HEre are pics of her

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|SFW

2015

29

Jun

Selena Gomez’s Titty Fuel of the Day

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People are fascinated with Selena Gomez and her tits, you know trying to figure out if they are real or implants, because Mexicans never have nice full tits, it’s a genetic thing, and Hollywood chicks all have implants, it’s just the way of the land….but I am more interested in her chunky face…are those double chin implants, you know to fill yourself out…and make yourself relatable to the new generation of obese…or is it just diet, exercise, and steroids from her LUPUS…

Well I guess this product placement, that you know she’s getting paid for, because subtle money grubbing isn’t really her thing, and obvious money grubbing is…demonstrates that the fat is real….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

29

Jun

Cara Delevingne Nipples then Ass Grabbed by Gigi Hadid for Kendall Jenner of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a lesbian model turned actor, who started out as a socialite with a trust fund, invited to all the cool parties, because all that it takes to matter is attending the right events, surrounding yourself with the right people, because you’re a quirky dancing monkey…who I guess takes a good picture…

I guess her nipple pic, is hardly anything magcial, it’s just a fucking nipple, but maybe this pic of Gigi Hadid, who her friends call “G-Spot”….grabbing her ass, that says “Assland”…which coincidentally is the name of a message board I started in 2000 that failed horribly…

These little “it-girls”…obsessed with social media are all just leveraging each other…to get more and more and more famous…

Hookers call this the #WCW

Souless rich kids call this OMG BFF…WHERE’S TAYLOR SWIFT…WE NEED HER IN ON THIS!

Here’s Kendall, who posted the above pic’s nipples…from a fashion show..

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|NSFW

2015

29

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Changing For the paparazzi of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is in Italy…and I guess the paparazzi cared enough to get what I like to think of as an Old School style paparazzi pic, the one of the past, when privacy was actually invaded, stalking actually took place, as celebrities would be terrorized to get that bikini pic from there vacation…you know hired helicopters, zoom lenses…some spy shit..

It was an era before social media, self produced content, where talent wasn’t found based on followers you had because of ass pics…but rather because you sucked a producer’s dick…

I don’t care if Lohan staged this, I don’t think she did, so I’ll just pretend this is the glory days, watching Lohan change while she doesn’t know she[s being watched, the way it was meant to be…

But she’s broke, probably a hooker now, so to think this is honest…is probably just wishful thinking, but sometimes, wishful thinking is all we need…

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TO SEE HER ON A BOAT CLICK HERE

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