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2015

29

Jun

Miley Cyrus Weridness of the Day

This picture of Miley Cyrus that is circulating….I have no idea what it is fun, but I do know that’s not her vagina lips, it’s art, it’s fashion, it’s bullshit because everything is mainstream and nothing is authentic or compelling…

But it is more interesting than her scripted bullshit…watching her mouth struggle with words..like the inbred, uneducated, puppet that she is…

I’m not hating on her horrible voice, I still find her interesting enough, all while being uninteresting, only because she encourages young girls to get naked…and that’s important…as long as you’re not the one doing it, because if you are…you’ll likely get arrested…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 26, 2015 at 12:49pm PDT

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2015

29

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini Cuz No One Cares of the Day

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People don’t know this but Emily Ratajkowski is my biggest fan…she watches everything I post about her, because she’s got very little going on, it’s not like she actually works…

I mean she’s had a few campaigns, she was relevant for a minute, but this is the internet THOT, you don’t matter…

It’s like use that VERY low level of instagram celebrity, marry a rich dude and make babies, because girl is no more interesting, with even less to offer than social media hits before her, like Tila Tequila…

She is just a viral video set of tits, that people have no real emotional attachment to, no matter how great the tits are, because tits are just tits, and they are fucking everywhere…

So many girls on the internet…have great bodies on the internet…and this is just one who fell through the cracks…

I know she’s scrambling to stay relevant, to matter, to get cast in movies…I mean that’s what these bikini pics are aboug…

But that doesn’t mean she matters…but her tits are good..so let’s take them as far as they can go…cuz obviously that’s what she’s dping…

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2015

29

Jun

Bella Hadid Average at Best Thank God She’s Rich Model of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a model..but not really..

Maybe, it’s better to call her the daughter of a rich guy and a model mother who is pushing her into modeling, like her sister, because it is easy money, and the world will eat anything they are fed…they are dumb, tired, in debt and take what they are given….

I mean, even her sister, Gigi, is hardly model material, but this world is just a bunch of self promoting idiots, and the richer you are, the more access you have, the more interesting your social media is, the more famous your friends, the more, audience you have, the more relevant you can pretend to be…

Even though anyone with a brain knows NONE of this matters…

That said, her publicity stunt is that she’s dating The Weeknd, a Canadian very successful singer, making it big in the USA…who hit up a girl I know last week to fuck, so I guess it’s LEGIT..US Weekly…you paid off assholes and your lies….

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2015

29

Jun

Woman Torments Street Performer of the Day

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This was posted by a facebook friend named Sara , who is traveling in Czech Republic….I am guessing she shot it on her way to the train…and saw this crazy person tormenting another crazy person before another crazy person told her to “Go Home’ because Europeans are racist and don’t like black people, unless he just means “go home”…like back to her home…because she’s annoying the street performer…

All this to say, this is pretty funny.

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2015

29

Jun

Arnaud Lajeunie’s for L’imparfaite of the Day

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His name is Arnaud Lajeunie…

He is a photographer…but then again, who isn’t a photographer, cameras are so affordable, and we have them in all of our phones…it’s like does the world actually need a photographer…is calling yourself a photographer anything but laughable…it’s one of those obsolete talents…technology destroyed…

But his pics are still good, or maybe I just like that there are nude girls in it…

It’s for some magazine called L’Imparfaite And I figure it’s btter than not looking at the pics…of naked models…who think this is art…while clearly it is porn…because I’m trying to jerk off to it…and more importantly, because i’m considered a porn site…for some fucked up oppressive reason…

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2015

29

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Topless for Internet of the Day

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So Kaley Cuoco is an exhibitionist, especially after her phone was hacked and she was pretty awesome in her nudity, from being on the toilet, to whatever the fuck else she was doing, I don’t remember, but you can always google it…it’s the interenet and everything lives forever…

I figure, if you’re an actor who has made a ton of money and just negotiated 100,000,000 dollar deal for the next few years, you might as well givet the pervert audience what they want…you’re paid well for it…

That said, I remember when she was on 8 Simple Rules to Date my Teenage Daughter, before John Ritter died, back a long time ago…I watched it at least once and said “I won’t date your teenage daughter, but I will jerk off to her, thank you network TV for the porn, my interenet is down and I don’t have porn DVDs”….

So I remember the other Teenage Daughter, who was also on the show, but who didn’t end up going onto a huge sticom, but instead did One Episode of Bones…

Her name is Amy Davidson…the other 8 simple rules…where she peaked…to contrast with the Kaley nudity, because you know she’s always in her shadow….and probably hates her for it…and that makes me laugh….

TO SEE PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE IN PUBLIC IN WORKOUT CLOTHES CLICK HERE

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2015

29

Jun

Jasmine Sky is the 16 Year Old of the Day

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Her name is Jasmine Sky, I’ve never heard of her, and I sure as fuck how you haven’t heard of her, because she’s 16 and that would make you a fucking creep…an the reason me posting her pics doesn’t make me a creep, you know seeing as I am in my 40s, and she’s 16…is because it is my job, that isn’t really a job, to see what is going on in pop culture…

She’s in some new TV show, that used the above pic as their promo pic, even though she’s 16, and they are creepy old execs in Hollywood, who know exactly what they are doing…

From what I gather, she’s 16, she’s from Canada, she was born in 1999, and she’s taking Kim Kardashian type pics of her young ass, that I assume will be 6 times the size once she hits puberty, and her parents, I guess are suffocated by dollar signs of her getting herself famous and encourage her young prostituting ways…

You see, these pics are clearly “LOOK AT MY ASS” pics that her mom should say “Hey, you’re being slutty”….but instead is like “Show more ass, I’ve been training you to have a booty since you were 4 and Kim K first happened”…..and her fans, obviosuly young people are pretty funny…from celebrating her ass, to calling her a bootleg Kyle Jenner…the youth of today…are sluts, perverts, assholes and seem to just get it..

HEre’s her round up…

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2015

29

Jun

Istanbul Gay Pride Nudity and Other Videos of the Day

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Gay Pride VS Water Cannon

Semi Naked Tokyp Shoppers

Topless Asian

Dad Protects His Daughter…

Tough Guy is Not So TOugh

87 Year Old Driver of the Day

Dealer Drops His Gun

Dirt Biker VS Bear

Drunk Shopper Falls Down

Weird Girl Fight of the Day

Attack in Czech Subway…

Mumbai Train Derailed…

Beheading of the Day

Bird of the Day

Man Walks Into Van

Supermarket Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

29

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM…because INSTAGRAM is the only thing that matters….other than me spending hours texting girls, trying to convince them to film themselves having sex for me, which is the new holy grail of the sext…

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jun 28, 2015 at 8:38pm PDT

HEre are some stepLINKS in the morning

Cnn Fail of the Day
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Big Tits….
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Nicole Scherzinger Bikini…
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Ireland Baldwin Nose Ring
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Some Athlete Singing Method Man
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The Caption Writer at BBC Captioned Kanye Amazing
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Don’t Harrass the Queen’s Guard
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Taiwan Inferno
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Texas VS Marriage Equity…
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Paris Hilton’s Plane Crash
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Caitlyn Jenner Public Appearance…
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Vogue Williams Bikini…
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Crazy Person of the DAy
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Baby Turkey CHicks VS Pit Bull
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Candice Swanepoel Lingerie…..
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Caitlyn Bendy Girl….
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2015

29

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant Shirt of the Day

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I know…that Kim Kardashian goes to bed every night laughing. Not because she just watched Kanye Singing Bohemian Rhapsody…but because she has mastered the art of the media…to make stupid money from the idiot public that follow her every move. She’s actually a genius marketer, her team genius, the whole thing a social experiment that makes me feel she knows the general public are idiots and each move strategic to generate buzz from the idiots…to make her more money…because there is no way she’s some idiot that this just happened to…it’s all calculated, and when done right…works…if being a rich shameless idiot is your goal…and it should be…because who cares if you’re hated when you are making a joke out of everything in the media, marketing, advertising, and internet…it’s like she’s GOD or something..

It’s a fucking joke..

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