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2015

Jun

Paris Hilton’s Cocktease Plane Crash of the Day

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Why can’t it be real and from 10 years ago, you know when she was sucking off of the media industry to make stupid fucking money…you know when she needed to be in the plane crash to end her annoying…and Kim K at the source…

But doing it now, is just a tease of what could have been, for those of us stuck in the past, like me, I run a blog don’t I?…what is this 1998?

What should have been, and now all what will hopefully will be – with the Armenian Paris Hiltons, the world doesn’t need more pillution….

Pretty solid prank by the Arab money that seem to LOVE Paris Hilton, but …would have been nice if it went wrong…only because it is Paris Hilton, an actual terrorist on pop culture..

She probably staged this to remind you that Paris Hilton exists…Obviosuly she staged this…she’s Paris Hilton…and wants you to know she exists…

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2015

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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People shouldn’t be happy Gay Marriage is now legal at the federal level, they should be angry that their freedom to marry what they wanted was controlled by the government up until this point…it’s like saying “thanks for being repressive” all these years…

That said, to celebrate the government’s legalizing a law that shouldn’t be a law…because adults should be able to decide what they want to marry and I guess they can…even though, all these gays will realize, marriage is idiotic and now that they have the right to do it, they will be able to move onto other issues, like divocrce…

But to celebrate, because I approve of this progressive bullshit that is bullshit because it shouldn’t even be a discussion…I will only offer girls fromt he internet anal sex…

I bet it will work…

Here’s something from my instagram:

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2015

Jun

Jessica Simpson’s an Old Lady with Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jessica Simpson Big Tits…Thick Legs…why not celebrate girls who get multi-million dollar contracts to lose weight and pretend a weightloss program actually works, after gaining a ton of weight after singing that contract, instead of losing that weight…

Only, she eventually strapped down to hire a chef and training to get to this level of very strong looking legs….because I guess she didn’t want to pay out…

This was all while not losing her tits…tits that used to mean something…

Now they were an old, washed up and belong to a mom…..with a lot of fucking money…that don’t need to work ever again…but who at one time was like a Kardashian with a reality show.

But still tits…with hard nipples…as tits tend to do…

I am glad she’s not covering her tits like the girl at the grocery store was earlier today, I just didn’t understand how girls are still shy about hard nipples in the heat-to-air-conditioning…struggles of the summer…

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2015

Jun

Selena Gomez Humping a Chair of the Day

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Selena Gomez girl who is not my girl….but who is getting sluttier in her approach to sell shitty music…when she’s not sucking up to her counterparts like Taylor Swift, learning how to brain wash the public better…while not being quite as trashy as Miley…

I didn’t watch the video, if I did, it would be on mute, I just saw it getting passed around the internet and I would hate to miss out on stupid news that is hardly news, but rather me promoting some unappreciative cunt, that even if I send 2 views to her shitty video she doesn’t deserve as she’s never done shit for me…

This is a one sided relationship Selena…step it the fuck up…

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2015

Jun

Bella Thorne 17 and Half Naked in MTV Scream of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s great young ass that is making moves, getting famous, even though she’s a redhead and should be left out in the woods to fend for herself, because redheads are scary and clearly the devil’s work…

She’s stil l7, but on the who the fuck cares, let’s get her in a bikini, because 17 year olds get in bikinis, and we’re MTV and not exploitive of anyone, except maybe everyone who has ever been on Real World, Jersey Shore, and the Teen Pregnancy show…

17 is legal in Canada, but I don’t fuck with that, but I can still appreciate a lean, fit body…that I have a feeling will stay lean and fit and not just because I’ve been in the same place as Bella Thorne and she locked eyes and smiled at me…unless that was Carrot Top…I have facial recognition blindness…

I think I just appreciate any girl with a stage parent who sold her kids off to Disney, because I like saving people..

Here’s the trailer 7 Minute trailer of MTV’s Scream, that I guess is a remake of Scream for the new Generation, instead of just having the new Generation watch Scream, they wouldn’t get it with the whole land line and no cell phone situation….becasue they are morons..and so is Hollywood for not producing original fucking things…it’s like it has turned Broadway or high school theater…we don’t need to see Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, or RENT, or West Side Story, or Phantom of the Opera, whatever the fuck every school makes you watch, again….

But I guess, what matters is gratuitous bikini action…..with a 17 year old they pay to get half naked….

It seems so wrong when you position it like that…but her mom signed the waiver when collection the check, so I guess it’s ok…even better than ok…it’s amazing..and shes amazing…

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2015

Jun

Kate Hudson’s Topless Friends of the Day

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Kate Hudson is in a bikini with a bunch topless bitches, which is a nice change of pace for her, shes normally surrounded by various men she’s fucked, some of whom she’s fucked so well they’ve tried to kill themselves, Owen Wilson, all while being some Daddy issue slutty rich kid, daughter of a Hollywood starlet, who because a Hollywood starlet of her own….

The only issue in all this is that she’s not pulling out her titties too, I am sure enough people have seen her nipples in her private life to fill up a “Kate Hudson Guys She’s Fucked Cruise”…stopping in every port to fill up the empty cabins….

It’s the free the nipple generation, she’s old, and shouldn’t be so conservative, cuz when you’re with a bunch of friends in Europe busting out tits, because everyone busts out tits in Europe, you should bust out your tits, otherwise you look like a fucking asshole…and not just because you’re holding out cuz the paparazzi is watching, but because of everything she’s done in her privilaged brat life…

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2015

Jun

Julianne Hough in Women’s Health of the Day

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If you’re wondering how Julianne Hough stays healthy, you don’t have to read Women’s Health, because I have the inside scoop right here…

It’s a mix of slutty stripper dancing for rich men, until they notice her, and want to fuck her so bad, you know dancers and their bodies and the way they move can be hypnotic, and cost you a lot of money per song, for many songs, after they trick you into sticking in the booth…….

Only in her situation, she trick them into committing to her through the cocktease hip gyrating, so that she can be presented as the girlfriend in the media, which is great for business and career….and also justification for the cocaine fueled anal sex nights you know they had….

So dance, cocaine, rich men, repeat…and here she is having some bootleg photoshoot for some bootleg magazine, because she’s bootleg…

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2015

Jun

Hunter Haley King Takes her Tits Skydiving of the Day

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Hunter Haley King is a 21 year old Soap Star, who went sky diving with her tits…and you know that she’s obviously someone celebrated for her tits, like a Kate Upton, or all the other famous tits before her, why else would she wear a cleavage shirt, knowing very well she was going to be going out against the G-Force of free-falling….it’s a set up…that I can appreciate…but not as much as the weirdos who probably know who she is because they jerk off to her tits, as they watch Soap Operas she is on, you know white trash, welfare, on disability, weirdo shutins in their 40s, so sad that they turn to that low budget shit, up on the closest thing to porn without the actual fucking their is on tv…

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2015

Jun

Gabriela Cruz Naked for Erez Sabag of the Day

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Gabriela Cruz is apparently a model and she’s naked…which is pretty much standard for models these days…if you don’t get naked, you tall skinny bitch, you’ll never make it in LA, or wherever the fuck these were shot, because no fashion brand likes a girl who doesn’t have at least one titty pic in her portfolio book, it shows that they aren’t flexible, open minded, or stupid enpugh to believe a photographer when he tells her that he’s making “Art”…because anyone with half a brain knows art doesn’t exist and is instead a massive fucking scam…

I’ve never heard of her, but I wonder if she’s Penelope Cruz’s bootleg sister who moved to LA…in hopes of being famous on her own…because Penelope can’t have all the family glory..or maybe Cruz is just a pretty spanish name, and there are probably 10,000,000 CRUZ’s in the world….not including TOM…and she’s just some tits making art…getting famous…who cares.

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2015

Jun

Alaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the DayAlaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the Day

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Alaina Huffman is a Canadian actress I’ve never met, even though there are only a couple hundred people in Canada, who all get together a plot the maple syrup takeover, in our igloos, while riding polar bears….and eating beaver….

But if I knew she had a fat womanly ass, I would have probably made more effort….but it’s too late now, she’s got a job, doesn’t live on the streets, and is too fancy for me in places that require bikinis, that aren’t strip clubs…

I guess her big fat ass is just another example of my failures…

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