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2015

12

Jun

Emilia Clarke’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is in Game of Thrones.

Now she is in a Bikini….

What can’t this girl do……I’m thinking a lot of things, but for the sake of this post nothing, there is nothing she can’t do…so versatile in her talent…that isn’t an actual talent…since acting is just a fucking joke…for assholes who think it’s an actual skill, so when they do it they feel like less of an asshole, or geniuses who just pretend it is a skill, so that they can keep collecting the checks..

Either way, PR people love releasing bikini pics, as our simple minds just eat this mindless shit up…”boobies, vagina definition, who cares about actual news….”….
Dumbing down the nation motherfuckers…every day.

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2015

12

Jun

Eniko Mihalik for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik pretty established as a model…all thanks to showing off her tits…and she’s doing a bit of the same thing in this issue of Harper’s Bazaar, like she’s a one trick pony, but aren’t all models, I mean the extent of their skills involve constantly posing for the cameras like a bunch of dancing monkey assholes, that are usually less asshole and more tit, because if they were asshole, it would be considered porn, and girls like Eniko Mihalik would want nothing to do with it because she’s fashion…in Harper’s you know…not smut in pics comparable to Playboy in the 70s…

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2015

12

Jun

The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day

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I don’t really like promoting Victoria’s Secret, especially not for free, but I guess that’s the foundation of their entire marketing program…is getting free press because they have a team of hookers who work for them…

Well, that look and feel got pretty fucking boring over the last few years, but they’ve finally turned to instagram to see how the instagram hookers and photographers are doing naked piss tone colored images, and they’ve decided to rebrand…

Get rid of the old, bring in the new, keep some of the old, but go a little more hardcore…show more ass…give more boners…it’s 2015…and shit’s looking good to me…

Even if it is still low level, mall brand, shit, overpriced that is designed for people to consumre…like everything else in the USA..made in a sweatshop buy new panties everyday…

Here’s some Josephine Skriver and Candice Swanepoel showing off the new creative Direction of the brand…

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2015

12

Jun

Mathilda Price Bikini Model of the Day

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I don;t know who Mathilda Price is, I just know she’s a model, like so many other girls in the world, even fat chicks are being allowed to play this game, meaning there’s no fucking point of even calling any of these girls models, but rather the random chick who was available to shoot this bikini campaign, because let’s face it, we can use any one, and if anything if she was a fat black asian jewish tranny lesbian who always fucks dudes…with three nipples and missing limbs…and a swastika tattoo on her face because it is ironic …we’d have a win…but until we find that gold…here’s Mathilda Price in very average pics looking very fucking average…

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2015

12

Jun

I hate Nina Agdal of the Day

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If this video doesn’t make you want to punch an overrated Sports Illustrated model who probably makes 10,000 dollars a year, but who acts like she’s a goddess, because assholes like you encourage her, right in her big, downs syndrome looking head….all because she produces shit like this:

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In a thong that showcases her great ass…which is about all she has..and I guess all she needs…then you and I can’t be friends…But I guess we can’t be friends for a variety of other reasons too..like you being an irritating loser, and me hating all people…and never leaving my house…

Here she is in a sports bra in NYC if this hasn’t been enough Nina Agdal for you…and it has…because she’s not this interesting..but she does have squirt on her shorts and I guess that counts for something..

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2015

12

Jun

Hilary Cruz is the Sugar Baby of the Day

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In 2007, Hilary Cruz was named Miss Teen USA….

In 2015, Hilary Cruz has accomplished nothing but being Miss Teen USA in 2007….

I know how Ryan Secarest works, only because he’s a typical short man over achiever…working 18 hours a day being some robot Dick Clarke, producing and involved in some of the most low level shit, living out his dream of being the big man on campus, all while probably thinking he’s fucking god based on his massive bank account from smut peddling the Kardashians and really himself…

He’s on drugs, he buys women, he dates girls he can act like a hero to, he is sleazy as fuck…

There is no way a squeaky clean, rich as fuck, asshole like Seacrest is just a good guy…and I guess there is no way, a girl with fake lips and tits, rocking the LA circuit, who hasn’t ever done anything, but who does have half naked pics on the iitnernet, is anything but a hooker rich guys pass around..

Well I guess the good news is that she can always get pregnant…and she probably will..because her fake modeling career is going no where, and this kind of link-up is a good one..

All this to say, who cares what Seacrest sticks his dick in, he’s garbage…and one day will be exposed…

All these hookers are so repetitive…all the fucking same..and the rich guys fucking love them…

Here are some pics from her fake photoshoots for no brands whatsoever in playing make-belief in hopes of getting a daddy! If you botox right, hang in the right circles, and play your cards right…it’s bound to work out for you! Dreams do come true.

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Posted in:Hilary Cruz|SFW

2015

12

Jun

Natasha Lyonne’s Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

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Natasha Lyonne was the dumpy girl from Slums of Beverly Hills…who got really fucking dumpy when she developed some sort of drug addiction, as Hollywood starlets often do…she was never hot, but at one point in time, was busty in a good way, not in a her body caught the fuck up with her….and now, many years later, she’s on the beach with a tit hanging out, possibly something that we would have liked in the late 90s, definitely something I don’t hate today, even if some Free The Nipples are perfect candidates for “maybe you shouldn’t free the nipple, there’s a shirt over there for you to cover up”…

But I guess since she’s on Orange is the New Black or OITNB, like the people of social media like to call it, up on some NKOTB shit…and since OITNB just dropped on netflix last night…these are just so strategically timed it is almost offensive…

I don’t even remember the last time I wrote about this monster…oh it was in 2011 …a better time..where I wrote more about my experiences with fat jewish girls…than the fat jewish girl i was posting pics of…I guess when I still had fun..before giving up at life…

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Posted in:Natasha Lyonne|NSFW

2015

12

Jun

Bella Hadid is a Good Time…in a bikini….of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the second in line Gigi Hadid…I assume they are sisters and share the same fame whore parents who moved to LA from whatever immigrant countries they are from to make stupid LA money and live out their basic LA dreams by becoming Botox rich people, yet still the fucking trashiest people, willing to whore out their kids, like they whored out themselves, or in her dad’s case, like he’s bought whores new to LA, because they needed a place to sleep and he needed head..

All this to say, this vapid, garbage, rich kid turned model thing is a joke, but as long as the bikini pics in tropical places are involved, and they are, because that’s just how social media works, I’ll look, since I’m a simple man who just likes bikini and has nothing else going on…whether bikinis are on kids thrown into modeling to compete with other rich people kid who star in reality shows, or some homeless hooker in her 60s down the street spread legged and tanning…give it to me.

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If you don’t like that – here’s GIGI, her sister, getting paid a lot to play pictionary with Michael Kors…wearing a tight dress…but more interestingly, acknowledging that she only has a career because of her instagram followers and without instagram she’d be nothing but a rich kid with another fake career…more importantly…she outlines how hungry she is…always hot from fake models….

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2015

12

Jun

Paula Bulczynska Naked for Cameron Davis of the Day

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All these photographers, like Cameron Davis and all these models, like Paula Bulczynska, who may not even be models, kind of blend into one another…

It’s like pretty pics of pretty girls naked or half naked looking pretty…run through a filter or even shot on film to be edgy…in what I appreciate, you know instagram accounts need to be filled up…and in what I am guilty of…because I’ll take or promote a girl who isn’t famous getting naked or half naked to increase her reach…but I can’t help but find the whole thing boring…

It’s like the internet is turning me Asexual with all this content…I stopped watching porn 8 years ago…I turned to nudes and sexting…and fashion type shoots of hotter chicks not getting fucked…but now I’m bored of that…but I still tun to sexting…because sexting is interractive…and spread vag pics of a girl who works at the mall…will always be hot to me…

So Paula Bulczynska and Cameron Davis are good, maybe even great…but I want more..from everyone…

Posted in:NSFW|Paula Bulczynska

2015

12

Jun

Lebron’s Penis on TV and Other Videos of the Day

Loitering Man of Wal Mart

Crazy Weather Man in Clevland

WHite Trash Face Plant

ATM Thiefs of the Day

Austrian Sychronized Swimmers Do Everying Synchronized

Shitty scooter ride

Drunk Groom Dance…

Weed Shop Raid

Off Duty Cop Kills Robber in Front of His Daughter

Cops Shut Down Lemonade Stand

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